My future wife is going to be hot, half way smart with ambition. That is perfect and also one that will keep her trap shut and give me sex 24/7.

Just someone I can have a conversation with. Not too fussy on looks or anything. I be a simple man, yo.

[quote:c3f9e77db4="Squezze"]Just someone I can have a conversation with. Not too fussy on looks or anything. I be a simple man, yo.[/quote:c3f9e77db4]

Squeegie meet Pal Johnsen. Love is in the air, two foreigners meet on Global. Can you feel the love between two men. One a Canuck who Pal likes to ****.

[quote:b6dc7fe6fd="Money"][quote:b6dc7fe6fd="Squezze"]Just someone I can have a conversation with. Not too fussy on looks or anything. I be a simple man, yo.[/quote:b6dc7fe6fd]

Squeegie meet Pal Johnsen. Love is in the air, two foreigners meet on Global. Can you feel the love between two men. One a Canuck who Pal likes to ****.[/quote:b6dc7fe6fd]


Don't make me come down there and skull**** you with a rusty spoon.

I woman who can cook is a must, good personality, and the same sick sence of humor I have.....

hhmmmm......


my perfect girl is about 5'5...115-125lbs. long black hair and blue/green eyes. tand skin, and 34 full C's. very sweet, loving, old fashioned, and a true woman. and of course a complete nympho that could never see past me. ****in-A that would be rad!!!!

[quote:6f5008e24d="Squezze"][quote:6f5008e24d="Money"][quote:6f5008e24d="Squezze"]Just someone I can have a conversation with. Not too fussy on looks or anything. I be a simple man, yo.[/quote:6f5008e24d]

Squeegie meet Pal Johnsen. Love is in the air, two foreigners meet on Global. Can you feel the love between two men. One a Canuck who Pal likes to ****.[/quote:6f5008e24d]


Don't make me come down there and skull**** you with a rusty spoon.[/quote:6f5008e24d]



LMFAO!!!!!!!

Don't make me come down there and skull**** you with a rusty spoon.[/quote]

I'm not into that gay kinky stuff.

Don't make me come down there and skull**** you with a rusty spoon.[/quote:bb4d5c923c]

I'm not into that gay kinky stuff.

Yes you are. Admit it. You'll feel so much better if you come clean, Moolah.

[quote:f6b6171c0c="Money"]Don't make me come down there and skull**** you with a rusty spoon.[/quote:f6b6171c0c]

I'm not into that gay kinky stuff.[/quote:f6b6171c0c]

Yes you are. Admit it. You'll feel so much better if you come clean, Moolah.

All of a sudden I am the Fabolous moolah?

you're really creeping me out there!

[quote:7e3382b0aa="Squezze"][quote:7e3382b0aa="Money"]Don't make me come down there and skull**** you with a rusty spoon.[/quote:7e3382b0aa]

I'm not into that gay kinky stuff.[/quote:7e3382b0aa]

Yes you are. Admit it. You'll feel so much better if you come clean, Moolah.[/quote:7e3382b0aa]

All of a sudden I am the Fabolous moolah?

you're really creeping me out there!


Yes, you're actually the Fabulous Moolah. I guess you'll just have to learn to live with being a 75 year old lesbian with a hairy back.

A girl who is intelligent, tolerant, employed preferably, reasonably good looking to me.

My current girl is close to this, not sure...

[quote:753e80b37e="Money"]My future wife is going to be hot, half way smart with ambition. That is perfect and also one that will keep her trap shut and give me sex 24/7.[/quote:753e80b37e]

IF you actualyl find that woman, its the strongest argument yet for human clonning

Decent looking, smart, *****es just the right amount to keep me on my feet, easy to talk to and will forgive me for all the stupid **** I do just because I am a guy.

hey! i want a GF....

inteligence is a definate.

must be able to carry on a conversation.
shouldn't be to serious or to goofy.
someone i find attractive.
has to be able to tolerate my B/S.
not psychotic.

cooking and all that **** optional.

I would prefer she be rich so i can fight for a living.

I would have to say......Kato (sound of birds flapping in the distance only interuped by the flow of the waterfall)

[quote:f16eafd0ef]I would have to say......Kato (sound of birds flapping in the distance only interuped by the flow of the waterfall)[/quote:f16eafd0ef]

This is LOVE...

My perfect spouse would be my girlfriend (i'm sorry girls), but better if my girlfriend would like gore films and death metal :D

um my woman would need to like RPGs and i would massage her feet.

[quote:69a0bf82e8="Leather"][quote:69a0bf82e8]I would have to say......Kato (sound of birds flapping in the distance only interuped by the flow of the waterfall)[/quote:69a0bf82e8]

This is LOVE...

My perfect spouse would be my girlfriend (i'm sorry girls), but better if my girlfriend would like gore films and death metal :D[/quote:69a0bf82e8]

He says this because I am part of this forum Leather... ;) jk

I have no idea. The future for me has no significant other until I set myself straight. I cant even think what would be cool since I always date my opposite.

I'm so open to different types of people, I cant really say. But I like men who are a bit old fashioned , affectionate, and not too sensitive. Open mindedness is nice. A witty, sick, twisted, disturbing, vulgar, sarcastic sense of humor is good in my book. And a 17 inch penis.

I havn't seen enough woman, to know, what i want.

I've got your 17 inches Allison.

It comes equipped with four AAs.

Would you "hand deliver" it?

Only if we can take it for a test ride.

Could you wear a cowboy hat?

I'll borrow Brandon's.
I'll wear cowboy boots as well.

I now have a raging hard on thanks to you two.

I mean that sincerely, Thanks.


I couldn't be more happy with another individual, I am very fortunate.

8)

[quote:2f81c3b018]He says this because I am part of this forum Leather... [/quote:2f81c3b018]

hahaha... Kato I would post the same if my girlfriend was writing on the forum :D :wink:

A did woman with a million dollar life insurance policy.