Kimura is a freak,
with alot of mistique

when i "sqezze" some gas,
he sucked on my ass

he is weird, skitzo, freak i say,
after all, we all know he is gay

gay like pal, the wanna be vod,
too bad GLOBAL made him a mod

i hate you ******s, i hate you all,
i hope you trip and die, all in the same fall :)

Great poem dogg

aaawwww such a selective group of properly chosen words... its lovely adam...lovely

You are officialy a homosexual.

James - great shot of you with the dance girl. How much did she charge?

That's Din Thomas

James - my mistake dude - I was referring to the shots in the site.

She's not a dancer my friend, she's Stephanie Stokes, ring announcer for USMMA and NAGA.

[quote:d309d3f5c2="James Fulton"]You are officialy a homosexual.[/quote:d309d3f5c2]

James is gay,
do i really have to pay?

you sucked my dick,
so what? i am a spick!

now give me head, tickle my balls,
don't make me cum all over your walls

i hate you mister, i hate you much,
now suck corn out of my butt!

becuase you still play tag,
i call you a ***,

don't get hurt, this is for your own good,
NOW GET DOWN HERE AND TOUCH MY WOOD!

dogg is on a roll

dogg = opposite of straight

[quote:d5c1467897="kimberly"]dogg is on a roll[/quote:d5c1467897]

kim, who are you? have i met you before?
i think not, you ****! are you a 2 dollar whore?

you start a thread, welcoming you back,
when all i really wanted was for you to juggle my nut sac

will you do it? and do it NOW!
i hope you look good, not like an oversized cow!

this is my first time seeing you, so welcome you back?
do u do drugs? like marijuana and crack?

i hope you are a female, or i will ban you soon,
i don't let ******s troll.... same goes for goons

Dogg will never tap me out
Dogg knows what it's all about
Dogg denies that he tapped to Dave
Dogg is pretty ****in brave

Dogg is only 5 foot 2
Dogg can swallow all my goo
Dogg talks like he's 7 feet tall
Dogg gets no love at all

Dogg is my hoe and Dogg is my *****
it's a good thing he's short, cuz my balls itch
Dogg can itch my balls with his teeth
and then he can lick them underneath

Dogg is gay, Dogg is banned
Dogg is a short little man
Dogg is not big and Dogg is not strong
and I hear wee wee isn't very long

Dogg is mean to Dave Hojak
Dogg is destined to lick the sack
Dogg is such a short little pup
that he can blow me standing up


Gimme a little bit, I'll come up with more.

now i know, kimberly is USA ***,
i should ban him right now, after I smoke this bag

i hate you, i hate you... get off of my site!!!!
you gay ****in ******!!! when u suck, don't bite!

If you don't i will ban you soon,
so go ahead and troll, i hope it tickles your poon

watch your ass, i am waiting for u to slip,
one wrong move, you get a busted fat lip

You boys are talented.

[quote:53a53d09d1="GhosT^x0"]Dogg will never tap me out
Dogg knows what it's all about
Dogg denies that he tapped to Dave
Dogg is pretty ****in brave

Dogg is only 5 foot 2
Dogg can swallow all my goo
Dogg talks like he's 7 feet tall
Dogg gets no love at all

Dogg is my hoe and Dogg is my *****
it's a good thing he's short, cuz my balls itch
Dogg can itch my balls with his teeth
and then he can lick them underneath

Dogg is gay, Dogg is banned
Dogg is a short little man
Dogg is not big and Dogg is not strong
and I hear wee wee isn't very long

Dogg is mean to Dave Hojak
Dogg is destined to lick the sack
Dogg is such a short little pup
that he can blow me standing up


Gimme a little bit, I'll come up with more.[/quote:53a53d09d1]

My Dave Hojak, my little *****...
why must you lie? is it cause i am rich?

and you are poor, like the grime on my floor,
when u come to my house, i will introduce to you... THE DOOR

you are never welcome, unless you want to get tapped,
like the silly whore you are, kinda like NOG AND BOB SAPP

thats right, i am KING, i tapped your ass,
we can do this in your living room, or even on grass

tell me a time, a place and a date,
you know i will be there biatch, ready to regualte

so recognize ho! daddy is back..
bout to drop bombs, just hold this sac

don't make me put you up...... up on the shelf,
i will OWN you *****, you don't own yourself :twisted:

lol. he said gas and ass

[quote:02cb3946e4="Dogg"]now i know, kimberly is USA ***,
i should ban him right now, after I smoke this bag

i hate you, i hate you... get off of my site!!!!
you gay ****in ******!!! when u suck, don't bite!

If you don't i will ban you soon,
so go ahead and troll, i hope it tickles your poon

watch your ass, i am waiting for u to slip,
one wrong move, you get a busted fat lip[/quote:02cb3946e4]

WOW! dogg cleverly edited his post.

I like the threats big boy.

Ohhhhh, I am sooo scared.

I am with LB. GAY!

wondermut is gay?

It's a good thing Dogg is admin here
he's so short, he needs stilts to hand me a beer
He needs a stepladder to give me head
and he also does backflips under the bed

Dogg is little like Mini Me
To us it's a puddle, to Dogg it's a sea
Dogg isn't nearly as cool as he thinks
Dogg steps on a lugey and sinks

Dogg works nights at Pizza Hut
Dogg sells ass like a filthy slut
Do whatcha got to make ends meet
but stop prostituting on my street

Dogg always talks about La Raza
but he knows I'm banging his mom en su casa
when you tell Dogg to pick on someone his size
only his barbie doll applies

Dogg likes that picture of him and I
cuz he took that **** before I made him cry
I give you my back and you still can't sub me?
I'm his daddy, that's why he loves me.

Dave Hojak is doing your mother
Dave Hojak is stealing the girlfriend of your brother
Dave Hojak is banging your sister
Dave Hojak is the one you call Mister

And why do you call him Mister? Because
he has owned your ass like it never before was
Dave Hojak is mighty and you are short
and now it's your ****in turn to retort

[quote:5963709f67="kimberly"]wondermut is gay?[/quote:5963709f67]

whos crazy now? you ****in punk ***!
i hate you muther****er, let me use this rag

to clean up your *****, you ****in **** brain,
now who is banned, for speaking my name? :evil:

Sam I am,
And I do like Green eggs, and ham!

Nice poem Dave.

[quote:af2d859bf6="Waylander"]Sam I am,
And I do like Green eggs, and ham![/quote:af2d859bf6]

My favorite book people.

[quote:4b3a52a535="wondermut"]I am with LB. GAY![/quote:4b3a52a535]

When did you and LB get together?

Hey hey
My my
Rock and roll can never die.

[quote:193a6fc4d3="TannerNoBjj"][quote:193a6fc4d3="wondermut"]I am with LB. GAY![/quote:193a6fc4d3]

When did you and LB get together?[/quote:193a6fc4d3]
hahahaha that was ****ing good tanner, you must have been hitting the pills hard to come up with that one.

Hojak = better at this than Adam.

[quote:4b3f40d5a5="Caa Caa Doo Doo"][quote:4b3f40d5a5="TannerNoBjj"][quote:4b3f40d5a5="wondermut"]I am with LB. GAY![/quote:4b3f40d5a5]

When did you and LB get together?[/quote:4b3f40d5a5]
hahahaha that was ****ing good tanner, you must have been hitting the pills hard to come up with that one.[/quote:4b3f40d5a5]


What kind of pills you got?

horse tranquilizers, you game?

*Yawn*

[quote:99cc00fd94="GhosT^x0"]It's a good thing Dogg is admin here
he's so short, he needs stilts to hand me a beer
He needs a stepladder to give me head
and he also does backflips under the bed

Dogg is little like Mini Me
To us it's a puddle, to Dogg it's a sea
Dogg isn't nearly as cool as he thinks
Dogg steps on a lugey and sinks

Dogg works nights at Pizza Hut
Dogg sells ass like a filthy slut
Do whatcha got to make ends meet
but stop prostituting on my street

Dogg always talks about La Raza
but he knows I'm banging his mom en su casa
when you tell Dogg to pick on someone his size
only his barbie doll applies

Dogg likes that picture of him and I
cuz he took that **** before I made him cry
I give you my back and you still can't sub me?
I'm his daddy, that's why he loves me.

Dave Hojak is doing your mother
Dave Hojak is stealing the girlfriend of your brother
Dave Hojak is banging your sister
Dave Hojak is the one you call Mister

And why do you call him Mister? Because
he has owned your ass like it never before was
Dave Hojak is mighty and you are short
and now it's your ****in turn to retort[/quote:99cc00fd94]

dave u are no mister, you are a misses magoo,
adam, big dick-daddy gots no love for you

i will tap you again, and again and again,
i never really liked you, did u think we were friends?

come down to punishment, cause your gym are losers,
matter a fact, stay there, we hate beggers and choosers!

your hood is nothing, i spit when i roll by.......
GOD DAMN dave ****ING hojak.....why don't you get high?

i know you try, but you have no funds,
come down to my hood, i be greetin you with guns.

i hate you dave hojak, i hate you so much,
i think i will armbar you again, as i twist this dutch.

thats right i am telanted, in all different ways,
i can chill with the straight, while i beat on the gays

and you being gay, i will **** you up one more gin,
then you can pray before u die, and hope GOD forgives all your sin

[quote:fe7e502004="TannerNoBjj"]Hojak = better at this than Adam.[/quote:fe7e502004]

tanner = hanging from dave's nuts

Worst thread EVER.

I never thought that I would see,
someone as gay as Money.
He thinks he's hip, maybe groovy,
He's short like the leprechaun from the movies.

He says he has dough and is filthy rich,
but his mom is a ho and a stanky *****.
Everyone at Global feels sorry for him,
Like the kid on crutches named Tiny Tim.

I know he'll make a comeback real quick,
Just as soon as he gets off his boyfriends dick.
I can't wait to hear what he has to say,
Now that everyone knows that he is gay.

So come on Money stop running your mouth,
Get off the penis and come down south.
I may be poor and all white trash,
But this bad boy could whip your ass.

His hair is messed up, eyes all droopy,
He just finished plugging some poopy.
He thinks of Christmans and fills with cheer,
because Santa is bringing a rubber dick for the queer.

We all know he's gay so stop front'n and show it,
Get off the dick Money don't suck it or blow it..

I am gay, as many of you know
I cant help but to get on my knees and blow
any man who steps up to me
I suck him off as good as can be
I love it when they wear nothing but a coat
and have their cum slide down my throat
then i get all hopped up on pills
and take it in the ass and get many thrills
I may be a man, but you can call me madam
I am the Oompa Loompa known as Adam.

[quote:70a5fb40a8="Caa Caa Doo Doo"]
I am the Oompa Loompa known as Adam.[/quote:70a5fb40a8]


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need to get laid
So someone get me some poon.

Gash.

[quote:90989dbd5d="TannerNoBjj"]Hojak = better at this than Adam.[/quote:90989dbd5d]

Dogg writes poems like old people ****
This is yet one reason he sucks
If he couldn't get all pissy and ban
he'd have little else to prove he was a man

Why is Dogg always mad? I know why
Because Doggfather is hung like a fly
Dogg licks ass and dogg sucks ****
and needs to stand on his tiptoes to sink a leglock

Look at me and Dogg's mom ****in like rabbits
****in with me is one of his many bad habits
Doubt the power of the lord of this board
and like a ****in **** star, get whored and cored

Dogg tries hard, but it's hard to be phased
by someone who sells oranges by the freeway
Billingual midget, come shine my shoes
Your mother is who Dave Hojak screws

It's the D O double ****in G
sittin here gettin owned & ****in blowin me
It's the admin at GlobalMMA
giving me morning head every weekday

I plant flags in your mom like NASA in '69
One giant leap for midget-kind
Food stamps ain't green stamps in this here town
but I hear they take welfare a few sites down

Qhost wrote [quote:71d40e7712]Why is Dogg always mad? I know why
Because Doggfather is hung like a fly
[/quote:71d40e7712]


That's funny.

Big Papsmear is his name
Being a loser is his game

He gets verbally abused at his job
then anally abused by his boyfriend Rob

So what if he is making minimum wage
Being 34 and living at home at his age

And this ain't no lie
Big Papsmear flunked out of Devry

It's really a sad life indeed
as pal's dick in his ass is what he needs

Hojak = better at this than Money and Adam

That didn't make any sense at all. you can't rhyme worth a **** boy.

There's a guy named TannerBJJ
who is a failure to his dismay

So what if he can't read or write
as he can suck penis all night

Making money like a two dollar whore
with diseases on his throat like gonnorrhea sores

I think something was supposed to rhym with dismay, you homoerectus dicklicker.

[quote:0e62d2001c="Big_Papa"]That didn't make any sense at all. you can't rhyme worth a **** boy.[/quote:0e62d2001c]

Big Papsmear likes watching monster trucks
as he is a white trash ****

He is as dumb as a tree
which is like a home to him you see

Big Papsmear is missing a lot of teeth
but it does please his boyfriend Keith

He also has an outhouse out back
where he and Keith like to jump in the sack

Dumb hillbillies like it rough
And when taking it up their asses they have to be tough

Keep trying. you're not even close.

[quote:b03961d459="TannerNoBjj"]Hojak = better at this than Money and Adam[/quote:b03961d459]

Tanner the butt rammer, still on Dave's jock,
no wait. hold on........ are you sucking his ****?

People may say that you 2 are the same,
thats only if you count how you are gay and lame

i hate you, pill popper, i hate you to death,
say one more word like "hi", and thats your last breathe

me and money treat you, like a step child indeed,
its about time you stoppin poppin pills and stop sniffin that speed

i will submit you, like i did dave,
that stupid mother****er just dug his own grave

talkin all his **** about all this and that,
its time to beat dave, with my wiffle ball bat

all of you *****es, keep hatin cause i'm the best,
the craziest mother****er, out of yours truly, THE WEST!

Damn good poems. LMAO!

[quote:de933ba341="prime cut"]Damn good poems. LMAO![/quote:de933ba341]

looky here, someone with no rymes,
gonna make me violate a few more times?

who are you, prime cut you say?
i think you are queer, a bit too gay.

look at your av, who is that?
some dumb **** reject that looks like a rat

probably you, maybe its not,
just RECOGNIZE fool, you just got GOT!

never step a click, into my thread,
without sharing a poem, or giving me head

next time you do, it will be your name i will ban,
if you don't respond, i will take it you ran

and if u run, i will ban your ip,
step up right now, or else you will see

and if you step up, and your **** don't stink,
i will ban your email too, and make your belt pink

The master of poems is here.
No it's time to run and fear.
I have no time to waste on all of you.
I have far better thing to do.
If any of you **** make a poem about me.
You'll be at the end of a hard knee.
A knee to the face.
That will put you in you place.
If you to like it, you can kiss my ass.
Becasue I know how to fight like Bas.

[quote:ce8a3925ce="gman"]The master of poems is here.
No it's time to run and fear.
I have no time to waste on all of you.
I have far better thing to do.
If any of you **** make a poem about me.
You'll be at the end of a hard knee.
A knee to the face.
That will put you in you place.
If you to like it, you can kiss my ass.
Becasue I know how to fight like Bas.[/quote:ce8a3925ce]

i will brake you off, don't compete,
i will skull **** you with my meat,

you piece of ****, i will sumbit you too,
like i did tanner and davey hojak you ****in foo

now it is time, to put your guard down,
for i am about to make you look, like the biggest clown

now u know, the only admin with nuts,
step up now, you dirty ass sluts!

are these the only men? or are these all girls?
must be girls, except me.... i ain't got curls!

all you snatches get violated like ass,
that nasty ass i hit, while i am talking this trash

there once was a site named Global,
odd assortment of folks, but noble
when asked if you care,
hell no, don't you dare
you just write what you want,
just to share..........

Dogg is a little man, so full of hate,
his favorite thing to do was masturbate.
He jerked off in a beer,
gave it to Tony and said "here'',
then Tony threw up all over his snake.

[quote:b220922522="kimura"]Dogg is a little man, so full of hate,
his favorite thing to do was masturbate.
He jerked off in a beer,
gave it to Tony and said "here'',
then Tony threw up all over his snake.[/quote:b220922522]


Thank you for ruining this thread with this peice of ****, American Pie rip off poem.

sherdog once had a poster called money
he loved pål for posting pics of his honey(s)

then one day sherdog kicked him out
and we all know what that was about

you see, money has been a little girl
lied to look better for the rest of the world

He talked about being a millionare to be
no money and no girls and no life is all i see

He sent me sweet pm's on sherdog.com
he said post more pic's of your nice girls so i can cum

I posed and posted to make the little guy happy
but lately he has been trating me crappy

Now he makes posts about me all day
and goes on about me being gay

I dont know what ever happend to him
maybe he is mad cause he is a fat loser and im slim

i wonder who he's gonna pick on now
if he's gonna own somone.. i ask HOW?

Well money man i must say
that im not wannabe J

you used to make me laugh over there
and i still laugh at most of your posts here

you know i spell/type real bad
and when u pick on that it makes me sad

cause one thing you'll should remember is:
that english is my second language

Thats all i have time for now
thakns a lot and bow down

Now im allmost done at work today
but i still have one more rime to say

This is in fact the last day at work this week
i took the rest off, even though it aint gonna be cheap

Im gonna go home and take a ****
then jump in my bed, jerk off and sleep

Then im gonna get up a bit late
take a shower get dressed and pick up my date

you see im gonna drink a lot today
im gonna have sex today somehow some way

and for you guys that wanna see me in a costyme i can..
bring with me my digital cam

I will take a lot of pictures for you
so u can pretend u got laid too

its so ****in cold in norway these days
im freezin my nuts off in all ways

one last word from pål J
let me tell you all, im not GAY!

the end...

[quote:d81f64c53d="TannerNoBjj"][quote:d81f64c53d="kimura"]Dogg is a little man, so full of hate,
his favorite thing to do was masturbate.
He jerked off in a beer,
gave it to Tony and said "here'',
then Tony threw up all over his snake.[/quote:d81f64c53d]


Thank you for ruining this thread with this peice of ****, American Pie rip off poem.[/quote:d81f64c53d]You're welcome.

lol

If you rhyme about me in this thread, you're my whore
I don't have anything to rhyme about anymore.

Pal is dumb
Pal likes Cum
Pal hates tits
but he likes Parazit
Pal never gets girls
but he wears necklace pearls
Pal eats Reindeer
and takes it in the rear
Pal beats baby seals
and when taking it up the ass squeals

Kimura has better poems that that.......

You all are going to like this.. i just wrote it.. (bored at work)

The Breed From The Cage

With Smoke filled air the crowd rolls in,
Music screaming, that vibrates the floor.
For some this world have never been,
But for us this breed, our spirits soar.

Sounds of screaming, betting, moaning too,
Fans oblivious to what we are.
Tattooed, scarred, with stories true,
Our heart with us like sticky tar.

Avoiding eyes, I warm up in the back,
Awaiting my time when they can see.
It’s time for me, for us, my pack,
It’s time for me and my team, to be.

With mind of focus I walk to the cage,
With my brothers around me guiding my way.
Opponent awaits with eyes of rage,
He does not know that there, his body will lay.

I do not fight for glory or individual pride,
Nor money of fans, or anything you can buy.
I fight for my team, my brothers, by my side,
228th Street honor, ‘till the day I die.

Very nice, Mighty Mouse.

nice Matt, Is your team called 228, or do they have another name?