It's time for you heathens to confess to the Almighty God for your sins.

That includes muggings, theft, smoking pot, the black box for illegal cable reception.

Confess away!

I hate you

I ripped off the tag on a mattress once.

I returned a library book late but paid off the librarian a buck not to charge me the $5 late fee.

[quote:f68bcb29b2="Money"]I returned a library book late but paid off the librarian a buck not to charge me the $5 late fee.[/quote:f68bcb29b2]

You're going to hell

I clog the toilet at home and blame our son so he gets in trouble

I fell off the bar stool, but i have no octigon to go to :(

[quote:43bd075eae="Bzob"]I clog the toilet at home and blame our son so he gets in trouble[/quote:43bd075eae]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I am envious of moneys money clip, wit and charm

I piss standing up :oops:

[quote:9d408d3e12="Kato"]I piss standing up :oops:[/quote:9d408d3e12]

when she is in the shower

liar.... I have a wang... I am what they call an hermaphrodites, and Bzob will not let me get operated :lol:

[quote:82cc71b568="Bzob"]I clog the toilet at home and blame our son so he gets in trouble[/quote:82cc71b568]


hahahahahahahahahahaha

[quote:e6f06cc8d9="Kato"]liar.... I have a wang... I am what they call an amaphrodite and Bzob will not let me get operated :lol:[/quote:e6f06cc8d9]

Jesus, that is cause i like sucking that freaky litle **** of yours :roll:

anyway i think it is hemafrodite

I change Kato batteries with super dead one just to "blue ball" her

This thread has been done..... BY ME!

hey! i think money should confess.. what are you doing every day money? do u have a job? how old are you?

and stuff like that!

[quote:f4399e4be0="pål johnsen"]hey! i think money should confess.. what are you doing every day money? do u have a job? how old are you?

and stuff like that![/quote:f4399e4be0]

Are you coming on to me?

u know damn well what im talking about! all about u is a lie!confess!!

All right, I confess that you are a dumb homo with bad memory!

I told you how old I was and what I did at Sherdog.

I would say that God gave you looks, brains and wit but that would be a total lie.

hahaha!! money! that stuff u told me at sherdog is a lie! just like mami.. u are a fake! and i know!! all of us know!

Pal, just because you have a horrendous loser life in Norway, don't take it out on me.

Just go finger Pair of Zits ass as you usually do and you will feel better.

ok here is what u dont know about me(one of the things)

im not blonde like this


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but im a natural brown haired guy... LOL and its a year ago since i had brown hair... like this


(im the one next to the girl!!)



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Nice Shirt Liberace!

I enjoy Pal's shirt.

Pal, looks like a nice place you're at in the first pic. A thread about confessions and I don't see hardly any.

Pal lives in Gayville

well.. i ****ed my cousin 5 years ago.. (she is my age) and i have regret it ever since!!

HAPPY????

Thats ****in WRONG! I tipped over a guy in a wheelchair once.....

I wrote tino's battle rap that beat popsikal...

well.. i ****ed my cousin 5 years ago.. (she is my age) and i have regret it ever since!!

HAPPY????

lol is there a reason behind your regret or is it just guilt?

when i was 5, i threw my pet rabbit off the roof because i thought it could fly.

when i was 5, i threw my pet rabbit off the roof because i thought it could fly.
could it?????

could it?????
he flew, but not for long:confused:

he flew, but not for long:confused:
if at first you don't succeed, try try again

lmao, i actually did try again. i ran down and picked the bastard back up and tried again. after that my mom walked outside and freaked out. she took the rabbit to the vet to have it put down. i think the vet said his back was broken.

lmao, i actually did try again. i ran down and picked the bastard back up and tried again. after that my mom walked outside and freaked out. she took the rabbit to the vet to have it put down. i think the vet said his back was broken.
So the rabbit died...

did you have a brother or a sister? (this is good humor to my grandpa...)

lmao, i actually did try again. i ran down and picked the bastard back up and tried again. after that my mom walked outside and freaked out. she took the rabbit to the vet to have it put down. i think the vet said his back was broken.

You're a sick minded individual and a noncaring human being...and I'm really starting to like you.

So the rabbit died...

did you have a brother or a sister? (this is good humor to my grandpa...)
yeah i have a sister and she still *****es about it all the time. she loved the bunny:love:

http://www.memoriesandmore.com.au/images/Some%20Bunny%20Loves%20You.jpg

Some of the smaller organisms I use to enjoy torturing were crabs. Over here where I live when it rains alot for an entire day or two the next day you'll see a bunch of crabs roaming the streets, because their holes are filled with water. I use to always put them in a bucket and let them burn in the hot sun with no possible way to escape. I also use to put them in a bucket of gasoline or make them fight. After that I would just make them grab a handle of a broom stick and fling them in the air cracking their heads, thus leading them to their death.

Breaking their lims were always fun as well. You ever seen a pregnant crab? That thing looks disgusting. Needless to say, those days of torturing crab completely turned me off from ever wanting to eat them again.

I use to also torture ants. I remember my favorite method of killing them was to put them in a spider web and watch as the spider puts them in bondage. I also use to like wrapping them with little pieces of clay around their skinny little wastes and putting them in the microwave and watch as they writhe in agony.

I wasn't a bad kid or nothing, I was just bored.

Some of the smaller organisms I use to enjoy torturing were crabs. Over here where I live when it rains alot for an entire day or two the next day you'll see a bunch of crabs roaming the streets, because their holes are filled with water. I use to always put them in a bucket and let them burn in the hot sun with no possible way to escape. I also use to put them in a bucket of gasoline or make them fight. After that I would just make them grab a handle of a broom stick and fling them in the air cracking their heads, thus leading them to their death.

Breaking their lims were always fun as well. You ever seen a pregnant crab? That thing looks disgusting. Needless to say, those days of torturing crab completely turned me off from ever wanting to eat them again.

I use to also torture ants. I remember my favorite method of killing them was to put them in a spider web and watch as the spider puts them in bondage. I also use to like wrapping them with little pieces of clay around their skinny little wastes and putting them in the microwave and watch as they writhe in agony.

I wasn't a bad kid or nothing, I was just bored.
that's pretty evil jack. there was that one time i beat a neutra rat to death with a 2-liter coke bottle, but what u did was downright evil.

I commit sins faster than I can type them down. :(

would you(anyone) **** your own cousin?

would you(anyone) **** your own cousin?
maybe, maybe not. i would cross the bridge when i get there. but so far i am untested. :)

I use to also torture ants. I remember my favorite method of killing them was to put them in a spider web and watch as the spider puts them in bondage. I also use to like wrapping them with little pieces of clay around their skinny little wastes and putting them in the microwave and watch as they writhe in agony.

lol i killed ants too, a lot of big red ones. they used to pass on old clotheslines at the backyard, and i torch them with candles. i enjoyed seeing them fall one by one, and the sound of exploding ant bellys, and the smell too. :D ok i was bad kid aight

one time i broke my mothers favorite lamp and i blamed my son on it his was 9 months so he could'nt defend himself.

one time i peed in a kids hat and gave it back to the kid when it was almost dry...he thought it was water...hahaha

this One time at band camp!!...............

this One time at band camp!!...............


:eek: Don't scare me like that!


Band Camp is this week and next.....

damn, thats cold!
one time i peed in a kids hat and gave it back to the kid when it was almost dry...he thought it was water...hahaha

lol i killed ants too, a lot of big red ones. they used to pass on old clotheslines at the backyard, and i torch them with candles. i enjoyed seeing them fall one by one, and the sound of exploding ant bellys, and the smell too. :D ok i was bad kid aight

Well for me it use to be like some kind of crazy television series and I was playing "J-Monster" - the giant - while they were the little humans I was torturing. I use to talk for them and everything I use to talk to them as well with that evil giant voice. My favorite thing to do was kill one and put it where all the rest of them were just to see how they would react. I use to say all sorts of gay stuff when talking for them like, "Oh no! He got to Johnny! We must go warn the queen!"
I use to get bitten alot...it got to the point where the bites didn't faze me that much.

Let's play hit THUNDER54 up with some bad karma.

would it make me a bad person if I banged my friends sister that had downs syndrome?

would it make me a bad person if I banged my friends sister that had downs syndrome?

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA THERE, PARTNER!

It wouldn't make you a bad person, but it is something you should be ashammed of. Control your horomones, kid.

I must confess......I have a secret love for Def Leppard.

Illegal cable only for PPVs, smoking pot,drinking beer excessively, farting aloud in public and on the elevator,peeing in the pool, having a friend take a pic of a tourist family with me behind them mooning the camera, and numerous other acts of indecency. What a Pig.

I must confess......I have a secret love for Def Leppard.


I <3 YOU!!

:kiss:

Let's play hit THUNDER54 up with some bad karma.
Wonderful idea...