I'm right handed, what stance should I be in? Also, what's southpaw? Thanks if anyone decides to help a poor white boy.

We live like 10 minutes apart. Southpaw is a lefty.

Where do you live?

The Road Less Traveled. Could you go on mapquest and print up directions to Paper Street?

I could. But I won't.

I could. But I won't.

on the nett you can get tips, but sadly if you want learn how to box you must............................thats right BOX

Damn....ah well. I DO like raw eggs.

Damn....ah well. I DO like raw eggs.

i beg your pardon.............


by the way the raw egg thing is a myth, eggs are nutritonaly way better cooked.

damn rocky made a myth that will never die

I recommend watching The Rocky series multiple times with out a break in between aswell as without food and water during the entire veiwing process. When your done with that I recommend running 4 miles, 1.5 warmup, 1.5 interval running/sprinting - 1 mile hard running. When your done with that then call up Asian for tips on how to act bad without actually knowing how to fight. Sleep well that night and then find a gym the next day. Jump in and sparr and completely disregard everything that I said except for the sparring. Cant learn to fight without fighting, ya know.

Rockin':boxing:

I recommend watching The Rocky series multiple times with out a break in between aswell as without food and water during the entire veiwing process. When your done with that I recommend running 4 miles, 1.5 warmup, 1.5 interval running/sprinting - 1 mile hard running. When your done with that then call up Asian for tips on how to act bad without actually knowing how to fight. Sleep well that night and then find a gym the next day. Jump in and sparr and completely disregard everything that I said except for the sparring. Cant learn to fight without fighting, ya know.

Rockin':boxing:

you forgot the "catching the chicken" part of training. we all did it as ammateurs...

you forgot the "catching the chicken" part of training. we all did it as ammateurs...

I found that I was able to catch the chicken much easier when my stomach was growling. I got Exige out there chasing it one time and he was a quick little guy. The only problem with the training was that when he caught the chicken his instincts over came him and he began choking it.

Rockin':boxing:

lol, the title of this thread is hilarious

my advice is get off your ass and do it because if you dont physically do it you will NEVER learn and what you think you are doin right could turn out to be a complete balls up so get out there and actually experience it mate

You mean you can't learn to box by reading about it on the Internet? That registering an account on a boxing forum doesn't automatically make you tougher than Tyson, more fit than Jack Lalanne, and able to kick BOTH Steven Segal and Walker Texas Ranger's ass in a heartbeat? You have to actually get out of your chair, put down the Cheetos and the 2-liter bottle of Pepsi, and DO something? :ugh:

Forget it, man. I ain't boxing, then. I mean, sheez. You could give yourself a heart attack working out that hard.

/sarcasm.

But I don't like cheetos. Pepsi sounds nice, though. By the way, Rockin' is now my favorite user. I'm just asking how my stance should look, and thanks to the guy who said the title is hilarious.

But I don't like cheetos. Pepsi sounds nice, though. By the way, Rockin' is now my favorite user. I'm just asking how my stance should look, and thanks to the guy who said the title is hilarious.

no problem

"peeleft: But I don't like cheetos. Pepsi sounds nice, though. By the way, Rockin' is now my favorite user. I'm just asking how my stance should look, and thanks to the guy who said the title is hilarious.

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My stance should look like a monkey peeing? I guess that would help.