I got beat up by 4 dudes about 10 years ago. when i was a senior in high school, I was sucker punched , pushed shoved from all directions, and when i was down one of them stood me back up by kicking me in the head, I was previously in a bad BMX accident so i was "scabby"and all my scabbs broke open. I ran from the whoopin like a little ***** and went home. :oops:

Did you go back and knock them to queer street?

I got beaten worse by my mom than ever in a street fight.

I took a bad one by a marine in a boxing match, he broke my nose. But nothing quite as bad as you bzob, I have been lucky and have never had more than 2 opponents at one.

Knee to the face in rugby, knocked my out cold, I lost my mouth guard and my tooth got busted it out. Blood like i never scene.

[quote:5ab1a94b7f="kimura"]Did you go back and knock them to queer street?[/quote:5ab1a94b7f]

Nope, I never got my revenge either.

I got Jumped once too coming out of a liquer store too. there was a bunch of guys waiting for me. I didn't even know them and I took one step out of the place and i was blind sidded....lol. I did not even see it coming. They laughed and ran away:( He hit me so good, I have one of those black eyes that are blue,green,black,yellow,purple and my eye ball was red.

bastards

Beach Cruiser. 1989. A stick between my spokes sent me flying and my neighbor found me knocked out in the middle of the road.

lol....thats funny

highschool 9th grade (prior to everyone thinking i was the devil incarnate) 3 people jump me with brass knuckles simply cause i'm white. i got decked my chin split open i saw purple then red then black then a mix of the 3 somehow choked out one of them, then ran like hell. somehow never saw them again.

I am undefeated.

Boxing with a guy 50lbs heavier than I was

Having my orbital socket crushed. Felt like my eye was holding on by a thin thread of nerves.

I got jumped by 3 dudes one day in high school. 1 of them only kicked me in the stomach a few times, the other 2 sucker punched me from the beginning at the same time. I hurt like hell. They were just 3 regular bullies that liked to pick on me. about a week after the beating I had the chance to get my revenge, and I did. The 2 that got me the worst were standing the hall one day and I came by and tackled one of them, after about 20 seconds of repeated landing devastating blows to his nose as fast as I could, I stood up and tore into the other guy and gave him the same thing his friend ( who was still on the ground bleeding a ****load) got. I was running on pure adrenaline. When I was pulled off of them I saw the 3rd guy, the one who only kicked me a few times and he had a "scared ****less look on his face and I told him he was next and he apologized. I never got the chance to get him back but oh well, they never bothered me or spoke to me again.

LIAR! You never once got an apology out of me ****brake.

In one-on-one, in my only loss I got into a fight with this pretty big black dude because I took his strating position on the basketball team. I was the only white player, in a new school, so I didn't have many friends at the time. Well he startd talking **** in the locker room in front of all his friends. At the time, ninth grade, I weighed about 145 (lol) and he weighed about 215 but was a real bad-ass. I can't take **** talking so I knew we were about to fight so I give him and unexpected strong jab right on his nose. He wiped his nose and said, "*****, you've ****ed up now and proceded to pound me pretty good. Wee ended up being pretty good pals after that since he respected me.
As far as group fight, I'll wait on that, this post is getting too long anyway.

Waylander, I used you to wipe my ass with in the bathroom.

I was beaten with a brick when I was 12. 2 guys jumped me and wanted my jacket. I said no, and the ass whooping started. It caused serious damage. I have bad vision and hands shake constantly from the nerve damage.

Sorry to hear that bull.

Yeah, that's pretty brutal.

As far as group fighting, me and eight of my friends went down to a bar in Wilmington. Long story short, one gets into it with this REALLY big and ripped black guy (****ing DMX on hgh). Well he punches him and a the black guys starts throwing him around, until the bouncers come and seperate them. Then me and my best friend(real badass) see the black running around talking mad ****, so he punches first from one side, then I do the same from the other side. Neither punches faize him. By that time all the bouncers and almost the whole club start running towards us and procede to lynch mob all of us. we barely got away but we all took a pretty bad beating. That was the first time that's happened too, but every dog, or pack of dogs always end up having their day too.

the worst was having my stepdad cold clock me right in the face when i was 8. knocked me unconscious and broke my nose in 4 places.
but that's ok because it was an "accident"

I got jumped around the corner from my house because I was wearing a blue shirt, I tried to fight back but that didnt last long, I got my face stomped into sidewalk and lost a tooth.......

After our championship game the other team started a brawl. A little guy on our team was getting triple teamed by 3 of thier bigger guys so I went charging into the pile like a mad man to help him out.

I punched one of them, knocking him out, and shoved the other into the boards and smacked his face pretty hard agaisnt the glass. I turned around to take on the other guy and WHAM he caught me just as I turned my head.I fell to the ground and smacked my head on the ice. I got up and felt my face and I knew I was messed up. I started skating around looking for him and I found him in a group of about 5 people. I punched him in the face and took him to the ground. While I was pounding away on him someone skated by and kicked me in the head with a hockey skate. It opened up a huge gash over my eye.

After the fight I was seriously bloody and my hand was broken from punching people in the head. I couldn't see out of my right eye because of the blood, my head was starting to swell and I had a HUGE smile on my face. I personaly know I broke two noses in that brawl.

I enjoyed that night

BTW we won the game 5-2

i got jumped back in '97 by three guys at my gf's (at that time) apartment. I only knew one of them, and we used to work together. There was this girl that worked with us that he liked, and they were talking or whatever, but then she just stopped talking with him and started ****ing me instead. Him and I were cool, but I guess he was hurt since the chick left him. I was over her place, and about to leave and he called her, he was high and drunk and I could hear his friend in the background. They kept talking all this ****, so I told them if they wanted to brawl, let me get some of my friends and we could have a big rumble. Of course I waited around for my friends to show, and since I was 20 miles away from my house, my friends had trouble getting rides. As I left her apartment to go pick up two of them, the other guys were lready there, making their way up the stairs. The guy that didn't like me never laid a hand on me, his ***** ass friends kept cheap shotting me in the side of the head. I finally was able to let them let Eric fight me one on one, but I had already taken some big shots to the dome. Eric and I fight, I ended up mounting him and raining on his grill. I looked up to be welcomed with a boot to the face, I reeled back, got pushed over in the mud, and kicked and **** by the other two guys until my gf called the police. I took a beating but I am proud to say I got my shots in when the opportunities were there, and with two cracked ribs, a concussion and a sprained right foot, I was standing at the end of it all with a smile.

I did get my revenge, the friends that I couldn't pick up and I got together and found each one of them one at a time and gave them a taste of the same they gave me.

My ass whoopin' was shown on the internet

Note to self, STOP BEING SO ****Y

Good stories.

The biggest ass beating I ever took one one one was from my mother. Note: My mom is 110lbs holding a bag full of Campbell Soup cans. She broke on me 3 brooms, 2 mops, 1 phone, 2 closet doors, 1 bathroom door, the lid of the toilet tank, side window of car, and threathen my grand mother if she tried to stop it she would beat her ass too.

The nastiest beat down I ever got was in back in P.R. We used to have neighborhood fights and I got jumped by 5 or 7 guys. I was in the hospital for 2 weeks with 3 broken ribs, dislocated jaw (which to this day clicks), most of the bones in my right hand where broken (I can crack all my fingers at will), broken nose, broken left foot, and a nice concosiuon (sp). I never got any of them back, but I was glad that I did not get killed. I found out later on that they where involved in one of P.R.'s biggest mass murder (12 people at once)

Wow, talk about a thread from the past.

Hockey fighter, are you still undefeated?

I got jumped by about 8 five foot tall mexicans... They were trying to take me down to stomp that **** out of me, and after they got tired of punching me in the shoulders and forehead and not being able to bring me to the ground one of them decided to stab me in my left shoulder... Then some big ****er that showed after afterward decided to fight me a "fair" one after I was bleeding from the shoulder.
Wasn't a good night, I lost my car keys on top of all of that... At least I was beating the fat ****er until the cops showed up.

Good times... I feel I am getting old :(


PS: just wanted to say that Ensanity f'n rules.

In one-on-one, in my only loss I got into a fight with this pretty big black dude because I took his strating position on the basketball team. I was the only white player, in a new school, so I didn't have many friends at the time. Well he startd talking **** in the locker room in front of all his friends. At the time, ninth grade, I weighed about 145 (lol) and he weighed about 215 but was a real bad-ass. I can't take **** talking so I knew we were about to fight so I give him and unexpected strong jab right on his nose. He wiped his nose and said, "*****, you've ****ed up now and proceded to pound me pretty good. Wee ended up being pretty good pals after that since he respected me.
As far as group fight, I'll wait on that, this post is getting too long anyway.He wiped his nose and said, "*****, you've ****ed up now and proceded to pound me pretty good.


Damn, what detail! hahahahaha.

Seriously though ... I'm beginning to think real hard about that get together coming up. Seems I'm suddenly REAL busy this summer!

I had a girl in jr. high push me twice while I ignored her. The third time she attacked me she slammed a door on my hand. That did it for me.

I turned around and decked her, she slapped me and I grabbed her long hair and would not let go and we ended up in the music stands (band room at school). We let go of each other and I went at her again and pulled a huge chunk of her hair out and threw her on the floor. A teacher came in to break us up after we went at each other one more time.

My dad showed up and was in the office with the principal. Next thing I hear is "OH HELL NO!!! YOU SUSPEND MY DAUGHTER, YOU SUSPEND THE OTHER GIRL!!!! DON'T YOU ****ING USE THE CHURCH IN THIS" My dad told me later that he had to call his boss, who was an Elder in the local Morman church to call off the principal. The other girl "was a nice morman girl who came from a nice morman family" HA. I lived in a small town in Utah.
A month later the girl approached me and apologized. Turns out she had a scar on her backside...from her dad's belt buckle. Nice morman family,eh?

The cool thing was no one ever threatened me again at that school. :D


DISCLAIMER:
This is not an attack on Mormans...just a factual event in my life. The nicest Mormans are the ones I've met OUTSIDE of the state.

To be honest I have never had my ass whipped EVER.

I had a girl in jr. high push me twice while I ignored her. The third time she attacked me she slammed a door on my hand. That did it for me.

I turned around and decked her, she slapped me and I grabbed her long hair and would not let go and we ended up in the music stands (band room at school). We let go of each other and I went at her again and pulled a huge chunk of her hair out and threw her on the floor. A teacher came in to break us up after we went at each other one more time.

My dad showed up and was in the office with the principal. Next thing I hear is "OH HELL NO!!! YOU SUSPEND MY DAUGHTER, YOU SUSPEND THE OTHER GIRL!!!! DON'T YOU ****ING USE THE CHURCH IN THIS" My dad told me later that he had to call his boss, who was an Elder in the local Morman church to call off the principal. The other girl "was a nice morman girl who came from a nice morman family" HA. I lived in a small town in Utah.
A month later the girl approached me and apologized. Turns out she had a scar on her backside...from her dad's belt buckle. Nice morman family,eh?

The cool thing was no one ever threatened me again at that school. :D


DISCLAIMER:
This is not an attack on Mormans...just a factual event in my life. The nicest Mormans are the ones I've met OUTSIDE of the state.

Damn, you ever considered competing?(MMA)

I believe if you havnt had your ass whipped atleast once, you havnt been in very many fights......

I'm in the mood of getting in a fight lately!

I'm in the mood of getting in a fight lately!

I am too tired to fight anybody as of late. I think I might be getting too old or something.

Between work, school and training I don't even feel like drinking anymore.

Does fighting with my brother count? He whooped my ass a couple of times, until I found out how much it hurts a man to get kicked in the crotch....hehehe...but I overdid it...he got iron balls or something...it quit affecting him the same....dammit.

I believe if you havnt had your ass whipped atleast once, you havnt been in very many fights......


True in some cases, not all though. Just talk to me about it. I don't fight so much anymore, but before I traveled in Australia I faught a bit.

Does fighting with my brother count? He whooped my ass a couple of times, until I found out how much it hurts a man to get kicked in the crotch....hehehe...but I overdid it...he got iron balls or something...it quit affecting him the same....dammit.

LOL, if your pissed off enough you won't feel the pain untill after. That's probably what happened. Unless he's some crazy Monk who can suck his balls up into his stomach.

He wiped his nose and said, "*****, you've ****ed up now and proceded to pound me pretty good.Damn, what detail! hahahahaha.
Yeah, I certainly remember it like it was yesterday. He was one bad mother-****er. Actually in jail right now for killing two guys at a night club drive by. Sucks to be him. :boxing:

Yeah, I certainly remember it like it was yesterday. He was one bad mother-****er. Actually in jail right now for killing two guys at a night club drive by. Sucks to be him. :boxing:

Damn, you were kinda lucky then!

i got mauled by larry hughes at budweiser tournament. 1/10/04
slammed and armbarred from back mount.

my dad use to hit us
hes old school
but one time he got so mad
he didnt realize he grabbed a belt for the car
guess it was like a fan belt or somethin
so it was a thick piece of rubber
and i was just wearen like some swimming trunks
so mot much protection
then whamm whammm
man that **** hurt so bad
i dont even rememebr what it was for
but man

i got mauled by larry hughes at budweiser tournament. 1/10/04
slammed and armbarred from back mount.

In Concord? Damn, little did I know I was laughing at Cesaro, my homie from Global MMA!

my dad use to hit us
hes old school
but one time he got so mad
he didnt realize he grabbed a belt for the car
guess it was like a fan belt or somethin
so it was a thick piece of rubber
and i was just wearen like some swimming trunks
so mot much protection
then whamm whammm
man that **** hurt so bad
i dont even rememebr what it was for
but man

You write in Haiku on purpose?

LOL, if your pissed off enough you won't feel the pain untill after. That's probably what happened. Unless he's some crazy Monk who can suck his balls up into his stomach.


I don't know how he is now, but this was 20+ years ago. Maybe that's why he won't talk to me now...he's still mad.

In Concord? Damn, little did I know I was laughing at Cesaro, my homie from Global MMA!

yea man, larry hughes tore me to pieces.

larry shoots for takedown
i sprawl
larry shoots for another takedown
i sprawl
larry shoots for another takedown
i end up on the receiving end of a double leg slam
i get to guard almost instantly butreferee stops match for illegal slam. no slams above knee, but i came above his hips.
i say i'm okay and the match resumes
he takes me down, takes my back, armbars me.

You write in Haiku on purpose?
lol
ya it sorta is like that
cuz my words are pure poetry

i never got my ass beat by a girl, but me and my sons dad got down pretty bad one time . lol

I got my ass beat by a girl, a 13 years old girl...I'll try to be a sweet Santa Claus and I offered (??) my candy to the lil girl, she didn't cry or scream, but when she was "playing the flute" the ***** bit it and then she stomped my head against Mimi Rogers pseudo-tits...SHE WAS A POWERFUL RADIOACTIVE TELETUBBIE DRESSED LIKE A PURE AND VESTAL GIRL!!!

I got supplexed on the sidewalk on my head and shoulder Fedor/Randleman style only I got a ruptured rotator cuff. Than a couple of dudes proceeded in stomping on my balls and kicking me in the face. A girl that weighed about 90lbs stepped in and saved my life. Good times, good times....

Golota vs Bowe II.

Blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Where'd you go??? :confused:

15 th Fight – Kenny Jerrell defended the early takedown attempts of Carl Click and eventually unloaded punch after punch with Click in the corner and forced the referee to stop the action in round 1

http://www.mmaringreport.com/news_stories/kfc_5_review.htm

I am undefeated.

Best Response EVER

I dont get into trouble much , but once I had gone to a lake with my girl and 2 of my boys and their girls, and one of my boys had a fight with this guy about 2 weeks before, so guess what? That guy was there with his older brother and about 20 guys. 3 vs 20, lol

but only about 9 of the guys jumped in, me and my boy were hanging in there and my other so called friend was behind his girl the whole time, what a *****, me and my boy did not get hit much but then the older brother jumped in and asked why my boy had beat up his younger brother, my boy said becasue he hit a girl in school with a closed fist, man that brother went over there and started beating the **** out of his younger brother

we then all had a few beers

This is an old thread.

I cant believe I didn't post about the time when I was working as a nursing assistant in a nursing home/psych ward. I got beat down REALLY BAD by this older man with schizophrenia.

9th grade cooking class (requirement) threw crisco at this kid who was a big kid mind you I was about 120 at the time he was 200 + well threw criso at him and this kid who happened to be the biggest compulsive liar in the school almost as bad as rippuh (keep up the good lies by the way) well he finally flipped he was always picked on growing up and just such a liar noone liked him so as I said he flipped out stood up I had turned around to do some cooking he grabbed me one had on my pants one on my shirt by my neck and chucked me across the room into the cabinets in the other students kitchen I bounced off the cabinet fell onto the counter and kind of rolled off that onto the floor( being stunned I just got thrown across the room ) None the less I got a one day suspension he got 10 and it was the last day of school so I had to serve it the first day of the following year. Good times

This is an old thread.

I cant believe I didn't post about the time when I was working as a nursing assistant in a nursing home/psych ward. I got beat down REALLY BAD by this older man with schizophrenia.


did he try to lick your face? i would

I couldn't move my jaw for like 2 days.

Well, the fights I have been in have ended rather quickly because people I've been quick and effective. However, I took a pretty good beating in a boxing match a couple years ago in Fort Walton. I only had 2 fights at the time and I was in the North Florida Golden Gloves Championship fight vs some latino guy. His name was Nestor Moran. Well, I had "some" moments, but basically no one told me he was a military fighter and had already had 50 fights. Basically, he whooped me pretty good. I sprained my thumb pretty bad on his hard-ass head. I had no visual injuries or anything aside from a small marking on my eye I think. But he just physically and mentally kind of exhausted me, hitting me with a lot of good shots. My good chin perhaps worked to my disadvantage in that fight.

The worst real fight I was ever in was with my bro but I won that in quickly.

I couldn't move my jaw for like 2 days.


wow, whatever he forced into your mouth, it must have been HUGE...no one should be so rough with someone as beautiful as you

I hope you die.

I hope you die.


it would be a pleasure to have you watch me die, the last thing i would like to see before death is a face as lovely as yours

I hope you die.
so like beeatch asked earlier did he try and lick your face?

I got beat up by 4 dudes about 10 years ago. when i was a senior in high school, I was sucker punched , pushed shoved from all directions, and when i was down one of them stood me back up by kicking me in the head, I was previously in a bad BMX accident so i was "scabby"and all my scabbs broke open. I ran from the whoopin like a little ***** and went home. :oops:

was it as bad as when Holmes beat up Ali/Cobb/ or Cooney, damn holmes was a bad boy