The Monkey Club? I LOVE MONKEYS!!




(To a girl crossing the street) Get your dirty, camel toe ass out off the road, you ****ing whorebag.




Does she get paid to dance on that table?

No, Spencer, she doesnt.

Good for her! God bless her!




Theyre all thinking: Hey! Look at that 14 year old carrying that case of beer!




I'll post more when I have another flashback.

"At the Monkey Club, monkeys serve you drinks"

You tip them with cut up bananas.

Is this an A B conversation?

It wasnt intended to be, but I'm now thinking you have to be drunk to laugh at those.

I was laughing, I just did not know why?

Spencer rules, did he tell you the story of what his friends did to a bum on the street?

EW!! Yes, though I had heard it before, though.

Sick bastards.

Hahaha his stories are the bomb.

James, you should go next time.

I wish...

Hopefully this summer I take a trip to Cali, I wouldn't mind going to Florida either.

$$$$$$$ is the prob...

No. Youre going. February.

What did he do to the bum

You arent eating,are you?

Not at the moment is it that bad, I do not get sick easily?

Do tell us Allison.