I got two:

Dad- KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOU PANTS!


Grandpa: 1. Never eat at a place called mama's
2. Never **** anyone with more problem than you.

Never got one.....

do you you feel unapreciated

No.....

I never got one. Thank god.

I got one when i was 5.

my dad made it sound like the condom was like a big baloon you gotta actually blow up and quickly before the air gets out put over your penis.

then i heard my grampa talkin to my brother when (i was 16) about his girl friend wanting her MRS degree (thats her misses) and my grampa said and i quote "She wants you to get her pregnant. If you do you have 3 options. 1) You be a man and pay for the abortion yourselves. 2) You come to me and i give you the $ 3) You both refuse and i grab the ***** tie her to a table and **** her with a stretched out hanger YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!"

that was the coolest thing my grampa ever did.

oh **** thats bad Vulgar... haha

Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.......

Oh yeah and i forgot about the one I got at 13 from my dad.

"make sure they are WHITE!!! I don;t need no halflings runnin around here!!!"

to which my reply was "**** YOU OLD MAN"

to which his reply was a big ****in backhand across my mouth.

to which my reply was "****in racist *******!"

to which his reply was "not racist just right"

and basically all i dated for 5 years after that were balck women.

I LOVE BLACK WOMEN!!!! mochachino women are awesome too oh and Indian women (from india) holy god do i love them!!!


oh then he got divorced and started dating brazilians and then it was ok for me to date other races. I choked him out last summer. I was waiting for that day since i was 6.

kicking you dads ass rules. I got my dad in a armbar and he was crying.

I hit my dad with a solid right hand to the chin, he went down hard, we get along great now......

wow u guys got ****ed family issues

I agree with Blake.

I didnt get a talk,......but i remeber my first lesson though!
I was 14, and I dont remeber if i lasted a minute!

Yep those were the good ole days...get in,get out, no fuss!

[quote:dd8b975b40="VulgarTheClown"]I got one when i was 5.

my dad made it sound like the condom was like a big baloon you gotta actually blow up and quickly before the air gets out put over your penis.

then i heard my grampa talkin to my brother when (i was 16) about his girl friend wanting her MRS degree (thats her misses) and my grampa said and i quote "She wants you to get her pregnant. If you do you have 3 options. 1) You be a man and pay for the abortion yourselves. 2) You come to me and i give you the $ 3) You both refuse and i grab the ***** tie her to a table and **** her with a stretched out hanger YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!"

that was the coolest thing my grampa ever did.[/quote:dd8b975b40]


LOL----nice..............

I didn't get a sex talk I don't think.
My parents have just always told me to use my head.

Yeah I got a sex talk, long after I was having sex.

I didn't get any sex talk. I did get two very informative books though. My parents gave them to me in a large brown paper bag and bolted out of the room before I could open it.

I remember getting books too Azn. I got one that was about starting your period and sex. It featured pictures of cartoon characters having sex. I bet they are still around here somewhere. I'll have to show those to my children.

i learned from my friends and tv.

I still have the books back home too. It's buried deep somewhere. I think we might have gotten the same books because the ones I have also have cartoons having sex.

Hey Bella if you still have that book let me borrow it :lol:

I still haven't learned

Will do Big Papa.

Azn, to the books have chubby characters? And naked drawings of men and women from puberty to adulthood? Also, I think one of them was called "Where Did I Come From?"

I had a sex talk, i didn't get it til I was almost 21 though it went something like this.


Me: Whats up girl? *running my finger up and down Bella's arm at the grocery mart*
Bella: Nothing *mischevious smile* You up for doing something sometime, namely me?
Me: Sure, but I don't understand how I could "Do" you.
Bella: Just take that big juicy wang of yours and slide it between my thighs.
Me: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Are you serious?
Bella: Hell Yeah, Come on Ill show you...
Me: Dig it.


So I started out jilted and jaded, but I think I am really on to something now. I just don't know what her thumb in my ass is required for...ahhh the mysteries of life.

i wish i could just put, those lessions to use.

[quote:3918e0c435="Waylander"]I had a sex talk, i didn't get it til I was almost 21 though it went something like this.


Me: Whats up girl? *running my finger up and down Bella's arm at the grocery mart*
Bella: Nothing *mischevious smile* You up for doing something sometime, namely me?
Me: Sure, but I don't understand how I could "Do" you.
Bella: Just take that big juicy wang of yours and slide it between my thighs.
Me: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Are you serious?
Bella: Hell Yeah, Come on Ill show you...
Me: Dig it.


So I started out jilted and jaded, but I think I am really on to something now. I just don't know what her thumb in my ass is required for...ahhh the mysteries of life.[/quote:3918e0c435]

You love my thumbs.

[quote:51304289b9="Bella"]Will do Big Papa.

Azn, to the books have chubby characters? And naked drawings of men and women from puberty to adulthood? Also, I think one of them was called "Where Did I Come From?"[/quote:51304289b9]

YES!! We have the same book. I think in one of my books, there are naked cartoons of each gender and they wrote about the different reproductive system. It said something like, "Look in between the man's legs, he has something the woman doesn't, and that is called.............."


Waylander, you have a good tutor there!

I think we do have the same books. WORD.

I'm find them and scan the covers, bwahahaha.

Sure thing! I will scan the cartoons!

We'll make a tutorial of it.

Tell me you weren't given books to learn about this stuff.

What a cop out...