View Full Version : your mother is so fat...


Shake n' bake
12-07-2002, 04:19 AM
Your mother is so fat...


feel free to add on.

HockeyFighter
12-07-2002, 04:20 AM
She ate VOD!

Shake n' bake
12-07-2002, 04:24 AM
Ahhh,okay got anymore

Shake n' bake
12-07-2002, 04:27 AM
hey hockey hows the weather?

HockeyFighter
12-07-2002, 04:28 AM
Nope.

HockeyFighter
12-07-2002, 04:29 AM
Cold

realkaps
12-07-2002, 04:31 AM
It takes 3 men to **** her, one man too hook up the bungee cords, the other 2 to pull them back.......

Bad Boy USA
12-07-2002, 10:08 AM
Her blood type is "Ragu."

Bzob
12-07-2002, 07:43 PM
You said the super bowl was on and she grabbed a spoon and came running

realkaps
12-07-2002, 07:47 PM
Your moma is so old I slapped her in the back and her tits fell off.....

The Golden Bear
12-07-2002, 07:50 PM
your mama is so fat when her pager goes off people think shes backing up.

realkaps
12-07-2002, 07:52 PM
Your momma is so old, her social security number is 1.....

realkaps
12-07-2002, 07:54 PM
Your momma is so dumb, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person......

Bzob
12-09-2002, 10:48 AM
Your mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Bzob
12-09-2002, 11:21 AM
http://www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama-default.shtml

Big_Papa
12-09-2002, 02:53 PM
YOUR momma so little she could hang glide on a dorito.

Big_Papa
12-09-2002, 02:54 PM
Your momma is so fat she bleeds gravy.

Big_Papa
12-09-2002, 02:55 PM
yoru momma is so little she could do a push-up under the door.

Big_Papa
12-09-2002, 02:56 PM
Your momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Waylander
12-09-2002, 04:20 PM
Your momma wears army boots.

Fallout
12-09-2002, 04:35 PM
Your mamas so dumb, the ***** threw a rock at the ground and missed.

UNSCARRED
12-10-2002, 12:52 AM
YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT , WE GO FISHIN OFF HER BACK
" ", SHE WRESTLES HUMP BACK WHALES
" ", iI STABBED HER IN THE LEG AND GRAVY PORED OUT
YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR , SHE GOES TO K.F.C. TO LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS

THE REAL NINJA
01-05-2006, 01:31 AM
yo mama is sooooooo old.... she went to the prom with Moses

JDizzle79
01-05-2006, 01:33 AM
your moma'a missing so many teeth, it looks like her toungue is in jail

THE REAL NINJA
01-05-2006, 01:35 AM
yo mama so fat ....she ****s milkshakes

JDizzle79
01-05-2006, 01:36 AM
your momma's so skiny, she thought she was pregnant after swallowing a meatball

JDizzle79
01-05-2006, 01:38 AM
your mommmas so dumb, she got ran over by a parked car

Undefeated
01-05-2006, 01:38 AM
your mamas so tall...when she did a backflip she smack smacked jesus in the mouth

JDizzle79
01-05-2006, 01:39 AM
your mommas so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed this morning

Undefeated
01-05-2006, 01:39 AM
your mamas so fat she has to get baptisted at seaworld

JDizzle79
01-05-2006, 01:41 AM
your mommas so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal

THE REAL NINJA
01-05-2006, 01:43 AM
yo mama so fat she paves roads

THE REAL NINJA
01-05-2006, 01:45 AM
yo mama so old .....she has Jesus rookie card

Undefeated
01-05-2006, 01:46 AM
your mother is so fat she smells like **** lol

JDizzle79
01-05-2006, 01:47 AM
yuor mommas teetha are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles

THE REAL NINJA
01-05-2006, 01:47 AM
1:3 - And God said get your big ass out the way

JDizzle79
01-05-2006, 01:53 AM
uhhh...i don't get it

THE REAL NINJA
01-05-2006, 01:59 AM
yo mama so fat ...

You shall not make for yourself any carved turkey, or any likeness of anything that is in the kitchen above, or that is on the shelf beneath,

THE REAL NINJA
01-05-2006, 02:02 AM
uhhh...i don't get it
yeah i'm having a bit of an off night ..... ..................let there be light ...hold on.... get your big ass out the way

JDizzle79
01-05-2006, 02:03 AM
well, your mommas so fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters

THE REAL NINJA
01-05-2006, 02:15 AM
yo mama so fat.... when she jumps off the high dive she shows up on radar ....i didnt make that up :(

JDizzle79
01-05-2006, 02:18 AM
your mommas so ugly, i had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her

THE REAL NINJA
01-05-2006, 02:31 AM
yo mama was so ugly ....she had plastic surgery to look more like Patrick Ewinghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/patrick_ewing.jpg

triggerhappy
01-05-2006, 11:13 AM
Your mother has one leg they call her hoppy

TOPitBull
01-05-2006, 08:22 PM
yo mommaz so fat, when she wears a raincoat, people yell TAXI!!!!

PBDS
01-05-2006, 08:32 PM
....Your Mom is so Phat that I would give her a good MILF pounding followed by my famous two day dripper.

momita
01-05-2006, 10:05 PM
sheesh..Your mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth..

7001
01-05-2006, 10:14 PM
Your mamma is so fat her belt size is equator.

PBDS
01-05-2006, 11:17 PM
sheesh..Your mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth..


...Thats funny!!!!

Dempsey 1919
01-06-2006, 11:28 AM
yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "get the **** off!"

Manfredo Jr
01-06-2006, 11:31 AM
your mamma so fat when she wears high heals she strikes oil

Manfredo Jr
01-06-2006, 11:32 AM
your mamma is so fat when she hangs her picture on the wall it falls off

Manfredo Jr
01-06-2006, 11:32 AM
your mamma is so fat she uses a matris for a tampax :D

Manfredo Jr
01-06-2006, 11:34 AM
your mamma and her family are so poor when some one puts out a Cigerette she asks who put the heating off

Manfredo Jr
01-06-2006, 11:35 AM
your mamma is so fat she didnt fall out of the ugly tree , she snaped it :D

momita
01-06-2006, 12:59 PM
Your Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.

leff
01-06-2006, 01:44 PM
your mommy is so fat that she is the inspiration off all the "your momma"jokes

paul750
01-06-2006, 01:46 PM
I'm not getting involved in this childish, immature game lol.