Shake n' bake
12-07-2002, 04:19 AM
Your mother is so fat...
feel free to add on.
feel free to add on.
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View Full Version : your mother is so fat... Shake n' bake 12-07-2002, 04:19 AM Your mother is so fat... feel free to add on. HockeyFighter 12-07-2002, 04:20 AM She ate VOD! Shake n' bake 12-07-2002, 04:24 AM Ahhh,okay got anymore Shake n' bake 12-07-2002, 04:27 AM hey hockey hows the weather? HockeyFighter 12-07-2002, 04:28 AM Nope. HockeyFighter 12-07-2002, 04:29 AM Cold realkaps 12-07-2002, 04:31 AM It takes 3 men to **** her, one man too hook up the bungee cords, the other 2 to pull them back....... Bad Boy USA 12-07-2002, 10:08 AM Her blood type is "Ragu." Bzob 12-07-2002, 07:43 PM You said the super bowl was on and she grabbed a spoon and came running realkaps 12-07-2002, 07:47 PM Your moma is so old I slapped her in the back and her tits fell off..... The Golden Bear 12-07-2002, 07:50 PM your mama is so fat when her pager goes off people think shes backing up. realkaps 12-07-2002, 07:52 PM Your momma is so old, her social security number is 1..... realkaps 12-07-2002, 07:54 PM Your momma is so dumb, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person...... Bzob 12-09-2002, 10:48 AM Your mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck Bzob 12-09-2002, 11:21 AM http://www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama-default.shtml Big_Papa 12-09-2002, 02:53 PM YOUR momma so little she could hang glide on a dorito. Big_Papa 12-09-2002, 02:54 PM Your momma is so fat she bleeds gravy. Big_Papa 12-09-2002, 02:55 PM yoru momma is so little she could do a push-up under the door. Big_Papa 12-09-2002, 02:56 PM Your momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund. Waylander 12-09-2002, 04:20 PM Your momma wears army boots. Fallout 12-09-2002, 04:35 PM Your mamas so dumb, the ***** threw a rock at the ground and missed. UNSCARRED 12-10-2002, 12:52 AM YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT , WE GO FISHIN OFF HER BACK " ", SHE WRESTLES HUMP BACK WHALES " ", iI STABBED HER IN THE LEG AND GRAVY PORED OUT YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR , SHE GOES TO K.F.C. TO LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS THE REAL NINJA 01-05-2006, 01:31 AM yo mama is sooooooo old.... she went to the prom with Moses JDizzle79 01-05-2006, 01:33 AM your moma'a missing so many teeth, it looks like her toungue is in jail THE REAL NINJA 01-05-2006, 01:35 AM yo mama so fat ....she ****s milkshakes JDizzle79 01-05-2006, 01:36 AM your momma's so skiny, she thought she was pregnant after swallowing a meatball JDizzle79 01-05-2006, 01:38 AM your mommmas so dumb, she got ran over by a parked car Undefeated 01-05-2006, 01:38 AM your mamas so tall...when she did a backflip she smack smacked jesus in the mouth JDizzle79 01-05-2006, 01:39 AM your mommas so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed this morning Undefeated 01-05-2006, 01:39 AM your mamas so fat she has to get baptisted at seaworld JDizzle79 01-05-2006, 01:41 AM your mommas so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal THE REAL NINJA 01-05-2006, 01:43 AM yo mama so fat she paves roads THE REAL NINJA 01-05-2006, 01:45 AM yo mama so old .....she has Jesus rookie card Undefeated 01-05-2006, 01:46 AM your mother is so fat she smells like **** lol JDizzle79 01-05-2006, 01:47 AM yuor mommas teetha are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles THE REAL NINJA 01-05-2006, 01:47 AM 1:3 - And God said get your big ass out the way JDizzle79 01-05-2006, 01:53 AM uhhh...i don't get it THE REAL NINJA 01-05-2006, 01:59 AM yo mama so fat ... You shall not make for yourself any carved turkey, or any likeness of anything that is in the kitchen above, or that is on the shelf beneath, THE REAL NINJA 01-05-2006, 02:02 AM uhhh...i don't get it yeah i'm having a bit of an off night ..... ..................let there be light ...hold on.... get your big ass out the way JDizzle79 01-05-2006, 02:03 AM well, your mommas so fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters THE REAL NINJA 01-05-2006, 02:15 AM yo mama so fat.... when she jumps off the high dive she shows up on radar ....i didnt make that up :( JDizzle79 01-05-2006, 02:18 AM your mommas so ugly, i had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her THE REAL NINJA 01-05-2006, 02:31 AM yo mama was so ugly ....she had plastic surgery to look more like Patrick Ewinghttp://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/patrick_ewing.jpg triggerhappy 01-05-2006, 11:13 AM Your mother has one leg they call her hoppy TOPitBull 01-05-2006, 08:22 PM yo mommaz so fat, when she wears a raincoat, people yell TAXI!!!! PBDS 01-05-2006, 08:32 PM ....Your Mom is so Phat that I would give her a good MILF pounding followed by my famous two day dripper. momita 01-05-2006, 10:05 PM sheesh..Your mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.. 7001 01-05-2006, 10:14 PM Your mamma is so fat her belt size is equator. PBDS 01-05-2006, 11:17 PM sheesh..Your mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.. ...Thats funny!!!! Dempsey 1919 01-06-2006, 11:28 AM yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "get the **** off!" Manfredo Jr 01-06-2006, 11:31 AM your mamma so fat when she wears high heals she strikes oil Manfredo Jr 01-06-2006, 11:32 AM your mamma is so fat when she hangs her picture on the wall it falls off Manfredo Jr 01-06-2006, 11:32 AM your mamma is so fat she uses a matris for a tampax :D Manfredo Jr 01-06-2006, 11:34 AM your mamma and her family are so poor when some one puts out a Cigerette she asks who put the heating off Manfredo Jr 01-06-2006, 11:35 AM your mamma is so fat she didnt fall out of the ugly tree , she snaped it :D momita 01-06-2006, 12:59 PM Your Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot. leff 01-06-2006, 01:44 PM your mommy is so fat that she is the inspiration off all the "your momma"jokes paul750 01-06-2006, 01:46 PM I'm not getting involved in this childish, immature game lol. |