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box_banger
12-06-2002, 03:40 PM
i work at a hospital and a friend of mine is a resident in e.r. well, she called me and told me that a man came in with another man's wedding ring stuck around his ****. there are so many questions i want to ask this man. like first WHY!!!!?? HOW??!!!!!!! I love ann arbor. i guess these guys are getting the weekend started early.

Bzob
12-06-2002, 03:43 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

go into the room with a chain saw and tell him you are there to removeit and he may feel a slight burn

box_banger
12-06-2002, 03:49 PM
this isnt as good as the guy that had to be treated after getting his pecker caught in the filter of his pool. but its good.

Piedra
12-06-2002, 03:53 PM
next time he should use onion rings or donuts stupid guy.

box_banger
12-06-2002, 03:58 PM
i just hope that there is never a next time. maybe next time these two fellas can do a little planning. i just wonder at what point did they come to the conclusion that he had to come to the hospital. an hour? a day? a week?

Allison
12-06-2002, 04:02 PM
Even a large man's wedding ring is quite a small thing to be putting around a penis.

Money
12-06-2002, 04:09 PM
Hmmm, the guy's name didn't happen to be Tanner by any chance?

box_banger
12-06-2002, 04:24 PM
i wear a 16 and we were looking at mine and its still pretty ****ing small.

Allison
12-06-2002, 04:25 PM
Your penis?

box_banger
12-06-2002, 04:28 PM
well.............my wife says its a decent size but she may just be being nice. no i meant my ring. :)

Brain Trepaning
12-06-2002, 07:04 PM
Guys get hospitalized for ****ing vacuum cleaners and gals get hospitalized for ****ing hot dogs. How could a doctor not laugh at these people?

Pac808
12-07-2002, 02:22 AM
Ouch, I am hoping that the guys ring was very large?

VulgarTheClown
12-07-2002, 03:04 AM
I know a girl that got hospitalized for a hotdog. freazerburn on her inside.

kcfman
12-07-2002, 03:10 AM
[quote:02c3287c90="Bzob"]HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

go into the room with a chain saw and tell him you are there to removeit and he may feel a slight burn[/quote:02c3287c90]
Are you gay or what!!!! Thats the gayist post I have ever read. :roll:

realkaps
12-07-2002, 03:10 AM
Ive heard about girls using open bottles and it creates a sucktion or somthin like that.....