View Full Version : Adam could not ****ING tap me out if...
GhosT^x0 12-06-2002, 03:34 PM ... if he had his entire ****ing family of 13 cousins and 15 siblings backing him up.
He could not tap me out if they shot him out of a slingshot and aimed him at my head.
He could not tap me out if I was dismembered, deaf, blind and dumb.
He could not tap me out if I was a burn victim & he was armed with salt water.
He's so short, the only way he's ever tapping me out is if he sinks in some kind of flying toenail hook or maybe a kimura on my pinky toe.
Speaking of pinky toe, hoe, any sub you COULD pull off would be considered small joint manipulation, and that is illegal in the MMA. Therefore, you're ****ed, muchacho. With a capital F U.
Maybe next time I let you start from my back with prime position to choke me out, I'll wear a blindfold and tie my ****ing hands behind my back, eh Puppy? Bring the pain. You couldn't tackle me in a phone booth. You couldn't see me with a telescope.
DOGGx0 12-06-2002, 03:37 PM <------ Working Sub
i think the next few seconds after that was nothing but tapping. thank you very much. good day sir.
GhosT^x0 12-06-2002, 03:37 PM Adam's whole family would be up in the crowd holding up the mexican flag and singing soccer songs, and I'd be pinning his arms to his chest and giving him a pink belly in the middle of the octagon. It would be the first time the world ever saw a submission by pink belly. That's right.
He would come down to the ring like Genki Sudo, except he'd have a big ol burrito in his hand, one of those Yosemite Sam moustaches, and a big fat sombrero. He would throw his poncho out to the crowd and ****, and like, people would scream about La Raza and selling oranges out of a shopping cart by the freeway.
DOGGx0 12-06-2002, 03:45 PM hey PUTO! ready for round 2 ****o?
i sure as hell am! just say when patna! :evil:
GhosT^x0 12-06-2002, 03:46 PM When.
DOGGx0 12-06-2002, 03:48 PM OOOOOoooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!
its ****in on! i am back in training mr hoe-slack! BRING IT!
btw, where the **** is the tape of us rollin? lets host this ****!!!
wondermut 12-06-2002, 03:49 PM please post that vid
Tanner Rhoden 12-06-2002, 03:56 PM This is some of the funniest **** I have ever read in my entire life!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
The Ronin 12-06-2002, 07:07 PM So, Dave is the toughest here?
Too bad I don't live in California no more ;)
DOGGx0 12-06-2002, 09:08 PM you would get OWNED, Ronin.
and i ain't winkin!!!
Napol 12-06-2002, 10:04 PM <--- toughest...... i am the only one they wouldnt roll with!!!
<--- big dogg!!!!
HockeyFighter 12-06-2002, 11:43 PM <----- Biggest, badest muther****er in this joint. I would kick all your asses. Except for Bella's and Azn's.
DOGGx0 12-06-2002, 11:45 PM shut it ******. i will submit you in .2 seconds.
don't step to the D - O - DOUBLE G!!!
HockeyFighter 12-06-2002, 11:51 PM What was that? Did an ant just bite me? No couldn't have been ants pack more punch than that. Must have been Adam.
DOGGx0 12-06-2002, 11:53 PM lame
handjobs4dollars 12-06-2002, 11:53 PM Yeah hockey, you would get owned.
DOGGx0 12-06-2002, 11:54 PM thank you, g.
lets say that together hockey......
FUUUUUUUUUCKINGGGG OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNEDDD!!!!
HockeyFighter 12-06-2002, 11:55 PM Hahahhaahahahaahahahaha! I laugh at your pathetic attempts to feel superior than me cuz it ain't going to ****ing happen.
handjobs4dollars 12-06-2002, 11:56 PM Well is it going down on the ice?
HockeyFighter 12-06-2002, 11:59 PM Anywhere you want.
DOGGx0 12-06-2002, 11:59 PM you betcha.
ok, check it bro....
i will **** you up at hockey and i will tap you when i am done.
lets get it on!!!!
HockeyFighter 12-07-2002, 12:01 AM Hahahaahahahahha!
HockeyFighter 12-07-2002, 12:02 AM <----- Played hockey for 14 years. I would so own you.
handjobs4dollars 12-07-2002, 12:04 AM hahahaha congrats hockey on your new job.
HockeyFighter 12-07-2002, 12:09 AM I love it.
DOGGx0 12-07-2002, 12:13 AM [quote:288a4c5437="HockeyFighter"]<----- Played hockey for 14 years. I would so own you.[/quote:288a4c5437]
no
handjobs4dollars 12-07-2002, 12:13 AM male rottie forum is where it's at.
HockeyFighter 12-07-2002, 12:25 AM You know it *****es.
VulgarTheClown 12-07-2002, 03:15 AM I'll roll with anyone in here. and i suck!
I would especially love to roll with the ladies, I like a dominant woman.
Itfihtr 12-07-2002, 03:19 AM [quote:937d49d457="Dogg"]shut it ******. i will submit you in .2 seconds.
don't step to the D - O - DOUBLE G!!![/quote:937d49d457]sounds like something from a Matt Furey advertisemnt!
seldomTap 12-07-2002, 08:33 AM Anyways, while we are all in here measuring dicks and pissing for distance...Hockeyfighter, you got business handing out challenges till you fight me punk and put that household MMA title on the line!
The Ronin 12-07-2002, 01:02 PM <--- 5'10/11 inches tall.
I would own you Adam.
I'd fight you for the name Adam, hence my name is Adam too. Copycat.
HockeyFighter 12-07-2002, 01:11 PM [quote:65f9a7f7f2="seldomTap"]Anyways, while we are all in here measuring dicks and pissing for distance...Hockeyfighter, you got business handing out challenges till you fight me punk and put that household MMA title on the line![/quote:65f9a7f7f2]
I am looking past my fight with you to my title defense after that.
I will tap both you ****er out and i know nothing.
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