Can some one help me, I especially want the one where he was talking about Telligman and his missing tit.

"It was like getting raped by Freddy Mercury." - Tank Abbot about his fight with Dan Severn

"I fell off the bar stool and into the octagon"

Ha Ha Ha ....they never get old...I wish he would continue comentating after this fight

"Where's Don the Dragonfly Wilson? Probably filming a Godzilla voiceover that'll be seen at 3 in the morning."

And my favorite, when asked, "Tank when you're trying to catch your wind like that, what goes through your mind?"
"I don't think about it, man when I'm in there I'm after your ass that's it. I don't think about air."

"Anyone who steps foot in the Octagon has big balls and a big heart." Blatnik says "that's classic Tank."
Tank replies, "You could sit at home and sit on your couch and drink a beer and talk about kicking ass. Get in the cage and do it."

"I'm like fire through bushes, baby. I do all my talking in the ring."

"I'm gonna go to a bar, have a few drinks...maybe get in another fight tonight."

"When you knock a guy on to queer street you have to keep him from getting back to main."

"I'm coming after your ass. I'll come knock on your door."

"Isnt that the guy on my coffee can?"

on the victor/telligman fight:
"looks like he could have used that other pec right about now."

you are the man!

During the Ferrozzo vs Belfort fight

"Roy Jones Jr. isn't going to knockout Mike Tyson"
After the fight:
Commentator "Looks like Jones just knockout Tyson"
Tank "You really can't compare this to boxing"