The guy wanted to fight me because I looked at him the wrong way.

He started coming at me, but I used my inner chi to hold him off. When I felt the time was right, I KO'd him. Then my friends held me back and the guy woke up and wanted to fight again. This time I easily executed a flying triangle, the bar and chairs/tables didn't get in the way at all. He passed out from that and my friends broke it up again, so I waited till he woke up again. Funny enough, he wanted to fight again. I pulled guard and armbarred him. I broke his arm in half and then took his back and put him to sleep with the rear naked choke. I then proceeded to pop both ankles with heelhooks and break his other arm, while he was passed out.

I got up and beat 10 of his friends all with crescent kick KO's.

ROFLMGDMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA.

you are my hero

**singing** YOU'RE THE BESTTT AROUNNNNDDDD...

If me and Tanner would've reacted quickly enough, which neither of us were anywhere near conditioned to do, we would've gotten in a barfight when he was down here.

We woulda won too.

Hahahaahhaha. Sure Dave. Oooooooook.

At least in the states people are civilised here in México a bar fight ends with guns.

Congrats James for kicking some ass!!

[quote:a539f71066="HockeyFighter"]Hahahaahhaha. Sure Dave. Oooooooook.[/quote:a539f71066]

Ask him puck, he'll ****in tell ya. We were too slow, but if we had been in Jew Jitsoo mode, we woulda been all up in some combat. We woulda ****ing ruled too, cuz ain't no one in that bar knowing the jew jitsoo.

You'z a baddd mutha****a!

[quote:33c7b6201b="GhosT^x0"]If me and Tanner would've reacted quickly enough, which neither of us were anywhere near conditioned to do, we would've gotten in a barfight when he was down here.

We woulda won too.[/quote:33c7b6201b]


**** dave. i didn't know you guys were considering barfights. why didn't you tell me????

You guys ****. Fight street like coward.

Dave, I still have no idea what happened.

huh?

Three black guys came rushing in a bar that me, Dave and like 15 of my friends were at in CA last weekend. One of them punched my friend Chris in the face while the other two looked on.

The biggest problem about this is that Chris seems to be the only one that saw anything. Not me, Dave or 15 other friends I was there with even saw the black guys until they were running back to their cars.

You guys must have been tanked.

Just a little bit..........there were litterally 15 + people there that were in my group. Not one person in the group, except for the person in the fight, knew what the **** happened.

That makes 7 times I've heard that.

[quote:df29535f6d="Allison"]That makes 7 times I've heard that.[/quote:df29535f6d]
Sounded like something my g/f would say.

[quote:a0da072391="Allison"]That makes 7 times I've heard that.[/quote:a0da072391]

That makes 0 times that I've given a ****.

Right on man, I hate those ****ers taht say you looked at them and then try to start ****.

Close your ****ing mouth.

Wait, Tanner, did anyone see what happened at the bar when your friend got hit!?

[quote:6fbd68e5c5="Allison"]Close your ****ing mouth.[/quote:6fbd68e5c5]

That's what I said to your wife, chump.

AHHHHH!

This thread used to be cool

I remember when me and my friends were at a carshow in Dallas and behind the building we were smoking that good'ol Killa.

The cop pulls up and we take off running.

haha, some split to the buffet resturant and the others ran to the bowling alley.

That was fun stuff.