Itfihtr
12-06-2002, 04:09 AM
I always wanted a real bad habit, Like being a drunk, or a crack head,...It seems woman dig men with problems(Iguess they like to play doctor, and try to fix men)............Its hard for me to drink,I always end up with legal bills and a bail bondsman the next morning.I do not smoke,or inhale....so there goes the crack! :cry: (ok I smoked some ganja in Jaimaica,but thats beside the point) .Any way, Posting on these forums is the worst habits i have.And we know that all woman that post in MMA forums,are really a 250 lb midget named bubba,wearing a garter belt,getting off on people thinking hes a woman............ So what should i do?................Is getting a bad habit worth getting some girly friends?
Get a bad habbit.
Start with cigeretts, they will make you sick at first but just muscle through that. soon you will need them and you will feel good smoking to appease the monkey.
Next, start drinking hard liquer like burbon and chase it with beer, start slow like a few shots and increase it daily
You need to smoke weed ! It feels good plus you can binge eat and get fat too (2 for one in my book!)
Then eat mushrooms they feel great and it lasts for hours....
Now you need to get some crack it may smell like burning hair but the next 20-25 mins are going to be great
Finally get some Heroin smoke it at first you will like it but the crave to shoot it will follow, and you will shoot it one time and you will have reached your goal
no need to thank me, i am here for you
Make sure you get all your funeral arrangements done before hand. You wouldn't want to the lucky lady to have you after all the self destructive habits be bothered with the crap of dealing with all of that
Aaron Bizarre
12-06-2002, 11:24 AM
you want a real addiction. you should Huff. it is more addictive then crack I heard.
Itfihtr
12-06-2002, 12:50 PM
All this for a woman? Could I get some sweet-n-low an fake it as coaciane......
No! she will know you do not have a problem! It has to be the good stuff, do not listen to Kato you will be dead who cares if she has to pay for you funeral?