View Full Version : Why women are such dirty lying whores


Fallout
12-05-2002, 11:24 PM
Women have actually concived men that they are more open about thier feeligns than men are. They have us beliving that women are more in touch with thier feelings and are more sure of what they want. They also tell us that men think more about looks than women do.

Well, its time to get rid of all the lies!

1. Men are much more open about thier feelings. Men drink beer with thier buddies and talk about how they feel about sports, the *******s at work and that red head with the nice ass that lives down the hall in 4B.

2. When men say they are in a good mood they actually mean it. When was the last time you heard a man say he was "fine"? Well, if you did hear him say he was fine, chances are he MEANT IT.

3. Have you ever seen a woman at a drive-thru, supermarket, or resturaunt? That gets rid of the idea that women actually know what they want.

4. And finaly, I know I said this before, but its true. Men are into all types of women. Some like small boobs, some like big. Some like big butts, others like them boney. Some men like thier women skinny as a rail, some like them big, others like them in between. The point is, no matter what you look like as a woman thier is a guy that will think your hot.

Show me one woman that likes a small penis.....?



Thank you, i'll be signing autographs at 4

Tanner Rhoden
12-05-2002, 11:26 PM
You lost me at "Women"

handjobs4dollars
12-05-2002, 11:32 PM
i like small boobs

Bug Eyed Earl
12-05-2002, 11:33 PM
I don't see the lying or the dirrty.

But whores well yeah.

Fallout
12-05-2002, 11:34 PM
[quote:204e03e4f5="TannerNoBjj"]You lost me at "Women"[/quote:204e03e4f5]

Thats ok Tanner, just go back to sleep my friend :lol:

Pac808
12-05-2002, 11:48 PM
Women have to be coniving in this day and age, if they are not willing to **** their way to the top... they need to lie cheat and do underminded things to get there. Occasionaly you will find a woman who has worked hard for what she has, but at some point she will fold under the preasure because of some dominant male in her life and become a lying underminded *****, or be "promiscuous" and use her *nani* to get where she is going.

*Nani means vagina.

Tammy
12-05-2002, 11:50 PM
I'm sorry :(

realkaps
12-05-2002, 11:50 PM
[quote:b80c8baa93="Pac808"]*Nani means vagina.[/quote:b80c8baa93]

Thanks for clearing that up.......

Fallout
12-06-2002, 12:30 AM
heh, even the men in this thread are whipped.

None of you have any balls. Or your getting them licked right now.

Etiher way, you refuse to admit the truth

realkaps
12-06-2002, 12:33 AM
The truth is, I didnt read your post.....

Napol
12-06-2002, 12:37 AM
[quote:5c243d1d20="Azn"]I'm sorry :([/quote:5c243d1d20]

u should be


i think i already answered this question in Azn's paper or whatever it was.

Tammy
12-06-2002, 12:38 AM
Yes... when I get my A, I will thank you Napol!

Tanner Rhoden
12-06-2002, 08:11 AM
[quote:906c3fcd92="kaps"]The truth is, I didnt read your post.....[/quote:906c3fcd92]


ROFLMAO!!!

ParazIT
12-06-2002, 08:28 AM
where will you be at while signing?

James Fulton
12-06-2002, 12:47 PM
So you're saying you have a small penis?

HockeyFighter
12-06-2002, 01:21 PM
I think he is.

I like small boobs too.

slug
12-29-2002, 05:27 AM
yessim.

James Fulton
12-29-2002, 05:29 AM
large boobs are quite friendly to me

GhosT^x0
12-29-2002, 06:29 AM
Women = filthy lying whores.

Show me one that isn't and I'll show you a changed opinion.

(Tammy does not count. Neither does Kato or Dereka or Allison.)

James Fulton
12-29-2002, 06:30 AM
GhosT^x0 is correct.

RTR
12-29-2002, 07:40 AM
Damn that was a good post! I really liked this part:

Have you ever seen a woman at a drive-thru, supermarket, or resturaunt? That gets rid of the idea that women actually know what they want.

shadow
12-29-2002, 08:23 AM
I like all shaped boobs. Boobs are fun!!!

ParazIT
12-29-2002, 12:10 PM
Im with Shadow on this one...

lil'surfer girl
12-29-2002, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Women = filthy lying whores.

Show me one that isn't and I'll show you a changed opinion.

(Tammy does not count. Neither does Kato or Dereka or Allison.)

Whew...we snuck in right under the radar there....

The Ensanity
12-29-2002, 12:31 PM
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA, great thread!

Tammy
12-29-2002, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Women = filthy lying whores.

Show me one that isn't and I'll show you a changed opinion.

(Tammy does not count. Neither does Kato or Dereka or Allison.) That's because I'm a man.

The Ensanity
12-29-2002, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Azn
That's because I'm a man. Explains why Bux likes you

Valerie
12-29-2002, 06:46 PM
Damn! I'm so glad Ghost knows me so well! Whew!:fu:

Show me one woman that likes a small penis.....?
Ummm, if you're thinking about sticking it in her ass, she'll thank you later dude

And guys! You sure do seem to have a lot of pent up aggressions, sheesh! This is like the boy's Dear Abby, 'cept there's no answers, just *****ing~

put 'em up
12-29-2002, 06:49 PM
Show me one woman that likes a small penis.....?



I'VE YET TO MEET A SMALL PENIS THAT I LIKED! :)


maybe I'm just shallow

put 'em up
12-29-2002, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Women = filthy lying whores.

Show me one that isn't and I'll show you a changed opinion.

(Tammy does not count. Neither does Kato or Dereka or Allison.)

women are much better at lying than men are

I ALWAYS know when my son is lying to me & I can usually tell when any man is

we can say things like, "oh yeah, baby, you were the best ever!"
and you guys actually believe us! :lol1:

put 'em up
12-29-2002, 08:12 PM
any man that complains about a woman's breast size SHOULD have to drop his pants! :)

Fallout
12-29-2002, 10:51 PM
as long as they are real, I will NEVER complain.

Fake tits suck

put 'em up
12-29-2002, 10:52 PM
fake tits suck

or you suck fake tits? :)

handjobs4dollars
12-29-2002, 10:54 PM
Creed is right, they don't need to be huge, to do the job.

put 'em up
12-29-2002, 10:57 PM
so define huge


B? C? D? E? EE? F?

handjobs4dollars
12-29-2002, 10:59 PM
d is too big i would say.

put 'em up
12-29-2002, 11:08 PM
34D here

darn, me & my big boobs! :)

handjobs4dollars
12-29-2002, 11:23 PM
yeah but I'm a athletic guy and like my woman to be into sport and, have that kind of body. Out of the three girls I dated, two we on the rugby team at my high school and the other was the athletic vice-president. I would just hang out in the school gym after class and wait for them to come to workout. That's how I would pick up.

put 'em up
12-29-2002, 11:25 PM
I played basketball, soccer, volleyball & softball!

big boobs doesn't mean we are handicapped! :)

handjobs4dollars
12-29-2002, 11:28 PM
Ok

put 'em up
12-29-2002, 11:29 PM
ok

guys with big ***** can still play ball! :)

Zen
12-29-2002, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by put 'em up
I played basketball, soccer, volleyball & softball!

big boobs doesn't mean we are handicapped! :)


Bwahahahahahahahahahah, that is the funniest thing I've heard in like 3 months. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.:lol1: :lol2: :lol3:

handjobs4dollars
12-29-2002, 11:35 PM
The ****ing woman always own me.

put 'em up
12-29-2002, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by gman
The ****ing woman always own me.

I'm sorry, g

you know I love you :)

handjobs4dollars
12-29-2002, 11:37 PM
of course