A word of advice to the single lads, from GhosT^x[b:dd6cb16885]****ING[/b:dd6cb16885]0

The very ****ing second a chick busts out and tells you that you're cute, split. Run. Skeedaddle. Scoot. Make tracks, kick rocks, blaze trails, etc etc. High ****in tail it.

Some of us men (not all of us) are usually talking to the women because we want the sex, because we are pigs... and for those of us who want the sex, we do not want to hear that we are "cute". **** no. If ia chick tells you you're cute, that means she thinks you're a complete *****, cute like a little puppy dog, maybe friend material but definitely not someone she'd want to take home & bang till she can't walk. If you're the type of guy who needs to know he's gettin some in order to hold a conversation with a chick (about half of your curiousities just piqued), take this as your queue to split. That's right, move along. Head west. Be gone. Proceed. Bid farewell. Sail away. Leave Dodge.

What you WANT to hear... is absolutely nothing. A simple bite of the lip, a bat of the eye, and a giddy little bounce. This = you're in.

And why do I know this? Because I'm GhosT^x0. That's right.

ill keep this in mind.

You think I'm cute Dave? Thanks.

Ahhhh Dave, you're so cute even moreso when you try not to be :lol:

So thats why I never get laid.
Think chicks will dig it if I grew a beard?

so what you are saying is that what you are supposed to hear is:

1.--- Daaaamnnn
2.--- Hot Stuff
etc?

Dave is the cutest little thing.

[quote:44c18485dc="GhosT^x0"]
What you WANT to hear... is absolutely nothing. A simple bite of the lip, a bat of the eye, and a giddy little bounce. This = you're in.

And why do I know this? Because I'm GhosT^x0. That's right.[/quote:44c18485dc]

For Kato. :)

Thanks for the advice Dave.

What if she calls you the God of ****?

Sorry Dave, your little speech did not work on the ladies here....you are sentenced to eternal cuteness now :mrgreen:

[quote:7373832e14="TannerNoBjj"]What if she calls you the God of ****?[/quote:7373832e14]

She's lying.

[quote:9ee929a37b="TannerNoBjj"]What if she calls you the God of ****?[/quote:9ee929a37b]

I dont think you have to worry about that.

[quote:3c5fdbfcbd="lil'surfer girl"]Sorry Dave, your little speech did not work on the ladies here....you are sentenced to eternal cuteness now :mrgreen:[/quote:3c5fdbfcbd]

I should've never posted this.

[quote:7c09418fef="Allison"][quote:7c09418fef="TannerNoBjj"]What if she calls you the God of ****?[/quote:7c09418fef]

I dont think you have to worry about that.[/quote:7c09418fef]



I was talking to Dave

Dave doesnt call you the God of ****, either.

[quote:7f805086e6="TannerNoBjj"]What if she calls you the God of ****?[/quote:7f805086e6]


Notice the word "SHE"

I think you're dead-on.

[quote:bc9bcc48ca="GhosT^x0"][quote:bc9bcc48ca="GhosT^x0"]
What you WANT to hear... is absolutely nothing. A simple bite of the lip, a bat of the eye, and a giddy little bounce. This = you're in.

And why do I know this? Because I'm GhosT^x0. That's right.[/quote:bc9bcc48ca]

For Kato. :)[/quote:bc9bcc48ca]

blah... all girls do that to everyone, lol

Dave wants to be called rugged

[quote:f21ec0e3c7="TannerNoBjj"][quote:f21ec0e3c7="TannerNoBjj"]What if she calls you the God of ****?[/quote:f21ec0e3c7]


Notice the word "SHE"[/quote:f21ec0e3c7]

Is that you calling me a "She", Tanner

[quote:b7dbf7dfd7="Allison"]Dave doesnt call you the God of ****, either.[/quote:b7dbf7dfd7]


No, that's Allison calling you a she.

You said Dave calls you that.

No, I never said that....Dave said is she says you're cute to run......I asked "what if she calls you the God of ****?"....meaning a girl saying that to Dave.

I know this is probably a little bit to much for you to handle so I'll stop right now.

When will then be now?

[quote:b7f3ebbb1c="Allison"]When will then be now?[/quote:b7f3ebbb1c]

About the time you start making sense.

[quote:ca4fd81a37="Allison"]When will then be now?[/quote:ca4fd81a37]


Spaceballs

Thank you for not letting me down, tanner.

That movie was horrible. I don't quote horrible movies.

I'm sure Mrs Rhoden likes it.

Leave Mrs. Rhoden out of this. She did nothing to deserve Spaceballs.

She did nothing to egg on your obsessive behavior.

You're just mad cuz she likes me more than she likes you.

Only because tanner relays messages that are better kept to himself.

Save the drama for your mama

[quote:6ca55a60b8="Allison"]Dave is the cutest little thing.[/quote:6ca55a60b8]
I totally agree!

GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

I don't wanna be cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna be a ****in stud. There's nothing cute about being a stud.

How about a cute stud?

Even that is going a little far.

[quote:ae98ad8017="Azn"]How about a cute stud?[/quote:ae98ad8017]

"cute stud" = oxymoron

[quote:57f7b1edb2="GhosT^x0"]GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

I don't wanna be cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna be a ****in stud. There's nothing cute about being a stud.[/quote:57f7b1edb2]

If it helps i do not think you are that cute.

im a cute stud.

I've had a girl call me cute and then **** me.

So there you go Dave. LOL

But yes, it is true 90% of the time

I call Waylander cute all the time, then I **** his brains out.


:twisted:



Couldn't resist.

ok! i can see whats going on here! Dave wants you guys to call him cute!!

well even i think he is cute now!

You've always thought I was cute, woman.

mr. rhoden played baseball