View Full Version : Kato the speed demon got pulled over today


Bzob
12-05-2002, 11:11 AM
I tell her all the time to slow down......but nooooooooooooooo do you think she would listen! and Uribi (daughter) was not seatbelted. boooooooo Kato booooooooooo. clicket-or ticket in michigan its the law.

Aaron Bizarre
12-05-2002, 11:16 AM
LOL, that ought to liven her up.

Allison
12-05-2002, 11:16 AM
Did she cry? I bet she could have gotten out of it.

Aaron Bizarre
12-05-2002, 11:18 AM
should have faked labor pains.

Allison
12-05-2002, 11:19 AM
Or just said she was having "Female Problems"..Nobody wants to open that door.

Tanner Rhoden
12-05-2002, 11:20 AM
Girls can get away with so much when they get pulled over.

Bzob
12-05-2002, 11:23 AM
I am sure she will be here soon to fill you in with "her side" of the story. Just be prepared to read between the lines , you know how she is. ;)

Aaron Bizarre
12-05-2002, 11:24 AM
LOL, I bet she will say" I wasnt even going that fast" or "The cop was just an *******"

Aaron Bizarre
12-05-2002, 11:25 AM
Did the cop pull her over during her "private time"

Bzob
12-05-2002, 11:26 AM
[quote:dc2c1aabc4="Aaron Suave"]LOL, I bet she will say" I wasnt even going that fast" or "The cop was just an *******"[/quote:dc2c1aabc4]


LOL- you know her so well

Bzob
12-05-2002, 11:27 AM
[quote:8c73b7efc4="Aaron Suave"]Did the cop pull her over during her "private time"[/quote:8c73b7efc4]

I am sure she was pulled over for excessive noise pollution from "Mr Happy"

Aaron Bizarre
12-05-2002, 11:28 AM
LOL, she might leave that part out.

Allison
12-05-2002, 11:30 AM
I've NEVER gotten out of a ticket..I never even got an initial warning. BASTARDS.

Bzob
12-05-2002, 11:33 AM
I got out of my first one a couple of months ago
I got pulled over for no seat belt and i do not have auto insurance. and he let me go. Maybe becaue the kids looked so scared (lol) or maybe it was because he made me suck his dick?

Kato
12-05-2002, 11:34 AM
Bob you are an ASS!...lol


I was going 5 over on a 25, he said 10 over (the cop) Uribi took her seatbelt off as soon as I pulled over, she has a really bad habit when of taking it off as soon as be arrive to parking lot. My DL was expired and my mom had taken where I keep my Car Registration and Insurance to place the new card in (1 year ago) which I had no idea she did.

I didnt cry...I kept giving him dirty looks...lol, I was running late because I didnt know Andrez (son) had to be there 30 minutes earlier for safety post reasons...buaahhh I hate that cop I shall find him and spit in his eye I know where they all hang out so I will do it when he is out of uniform and I shall blame it on my hormones..pitui!

Aaron Bizarre
12-05-2002, 11:35 AM
to get off you have to return the favor.

Bzob
12-05-2002, 11:35 AM
Kato loves me- here is the proof!


Hakuai2000: i hate you
robertvanhamme: really
robertvanhamme: i love you

box_banger
12-05-2002, 11:56 AM
where did you get nailed?

box_banger
12-05-2002, 11:59 AM
i got pulled over and admonished monday for going 55 mph on the lodge. last time i checked it was a 65mph zone. i was "going too fast for the conditions." translation: you need to be a big puss like the rest of the middle aged women that are whiteknuckling the steering wheel.

Kato
12-05-2002, 12:04 PM
[quote:7aee1a56a8="box_banger"]where did you get nailed?[/quote:7aee1a56a8]

Eastpointe.... ****er... *spit in the cops eye*

Kato
12-05-2002, 12:05 PM
[quote:f247c44ffe="box_banger"]i got pulled over and admonished monday for going 55 mph on the lodge. last time i checked it was a 65mph zone. i was "going too fast for the conditions." translation: you need to be a big puss like the rest of the middle aged women that are whiteknuckling the steering wheel.[/quote:f247c44ffe]

are you serious?!... that is insane...****ers..*spit on that cops eye too*

Waylander
12-05-2002, 12:23 PM
Pobresita.

Waylander
12-05-2002, 12:23 PM
I dedicate this next song, to the Detroit police officers.

Everyone sing with me...

**** THE POLICE
**** THE POLICE
**** EM!

Bzob
12-05-2002, 12:27 PM
strait from the underground

lil'surfer girl
12-05-2002, 01:04 PM
Tickets suck, I couldn't get out of my last one either :mad:

box_banger
12-05-2002, 03:10 PM
[quote="Katoare you serious?!... that is insane...****ers..*spit on that cops eye too*[/quote]

yeah, this ******* shot across three lanes of traffic in these "horrible conditions", cutting off about four people just to give me a ward cleaver style lecture on the dangers of driving erratically. like alanis morisette said, "isnt it ironic?". ****er made me late for my class.

Bella
12-05-2002, 03:39 PM
[quote:312d47b832="Waylander"]I dedicate this next song, to the Detroit police officers.

Everyone sing with me...

**** THE POLICE
**** THE POLICE
**** EM![/quote:312d47b832]

This is what Waylander sings when he's playing GTA Vice City.

Bzob
12-05-2002, 03:45 PM
ha ha ha I sing that to when i play that game......especially when i got the fbi car..

Bella
12-05-2002, 04:15 PM
Heaven forbid we get you two together.

Bella
12-05-2002, 04:16 PM
Another frequent quote from Waylander's mouth when he's playing Vice City:

"**** YOU PIG!"

Aaron Bizarre
12-05-2002, 04:16 PM
you need some whorehouses in that game and your all set.