View Full Version : People know nothing about Canada (READ THIS HOCKEYFIGHTER)


Fallout
12-05-2002, 01:33 AM
I am sory Azn, but this was funny. I started to cry during this conversation

AzNgRL1654: How's your Thanksgiving?
Shaun C Nickerso: I am canadian
Shaun C Nickerso: remember?
Shaun C Nickerso: we had ours in october
AzNgRL1654: Damn
AzNgRL1654: How was it in October?
Shaun C Nickerso: prettty good
Shaun C Nickerso: man, you don't know a lot about canada
Shaun C Nickerso: I mean ,I am tierd of people not knowing we use the metric system and stuff like that
AzNgRL1654: Yeah... Americans are ignorant.
AzNgRL1654: Sorry
Shaun C Nickerso: I mean in the metric system, its cm meters, kilos and its 20 hour days, not 24 hour
AzNgRL1654: It's not 20 days
AzNgRL1654: 20 hour
Shaun C Nickerso: yes it is
Shaun C Nickerso: Canada runs on a 20 hour day
AzNgRL1654: Explain please
Shaun C Nickerso: I know what time it is in american time, but inside canada its 20 hours
AzNgRL1654: wow
Shaun C Nickerso: noon is 10
Shaun C Nickerso: and midnight is 20
AzNgRL1654: oh cool
AzNgRL1654: Do you know another language?
Shaun C Nickerso: I know some french and spanish
AzNgRL1654: wow
Shaun C Nickerso: they are two of the 3 offical languages of canada
Shaun C Nickerso: english spanish and french
AzNgRL1654: interesting
Shaun C Nickerso: yeah
Shaun C Nickerso: actually, its a really excitign time to be a canadian because we are opening our first university this week
AzNgRL1654: cool
Shaun C Nickerso: yeah, the only bad thing is that you gotta wear the traditional powdered wig and black suit
Shaun C Nickerso: which sucks
Shaun C Nickerso: but
Shaun C Nickerso: its tradition
AzNgRL1654: you are lame
Shaun C Nickerso: so what are you gonna do
Shaun C Nickerso: me, or my country?
AzNgRL1654: :-P
AzNgRL1654: both
AzNgRL1654: damn it
AzNgRL1654: both
Shaun C Nickerso: hey, it what we do
Shaun C Nickerso: don't knock it
AzNgRL1654: :-P
AzNgRL1654: You suck
Shaun C Nickerso: its like how people protest the alberta seal hunt
Shaun C Nickerso: honestly, I can't belive you didn't know any of this about us
AzNgRL1654: My department is mostly European and Asian history
Shaun C Nickerso: next thing you know your going to tell me you don't know why our capital is Newfound Land?
AzNgRL1654: Hahahaha!
AzNgRL1654: Nooooo
Shaun C Nickerso: sorry, WHAT the capital of Newfound land is
Shaun C Nickerso: my bad
Shaun C Nickerso: typo
AzNgRL1654: Yessssss.
Shaun C Nickerso: cause everyone knows the capital of Canada is toronto
Shaun C Nickerso: hehehe
Shaun C Nickerso: you'd have to be stupid to think otherwise
AzNgRL1654: God, all this knowledge is frying my brain

Tammy
12-05-2002, 01:36 AM
Please excuse me while I bash my head in with a rock.

Tammy
12-05-2002, 01:38 AM
And it's called sarcasm!!

realkaps
12-05-2002, 01:39 AM
Nobody wants to know nothing about canada.....

Fallout
12-05-2002, 01:39 AM
SUUUUUUUUURE

8)

ShootoKing
12-05-2002, 01:47 AM
Who admits to live in Canada anyways?? ;)

Fallout
12-05-2002, 01:49 AM
[quote:f3f6a72888="ShootoKing"]Who admits to live in Canada anyways?? ;)[/quote:f3f6a72888]

Well, its better than living in the untied states.

Except hawaii Shooto. Nice weather, no crime, beautiful half naked women.

You have me beat bro

ShootoKing
12-05-2002, 01:56 AM
Actually, Canada is a nice place. Last summer, i visited Nova Scotia, Quebec, and Montreal. It was a change i must say.... people are different there. But i had a good time.

realkaps
12-05-2002, 02:00 AM
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child supreme
12-05-2002, 02:13 AM
yeah **** 'em all!

Bug Eyed Earl
12-05-2002, 02:17 AM
I admit to being a proud Canadian. And Kaps **** you.

HockeyFighter
12-05-2002, 02:23 AM
Damn Creed that was mean.

Azn, I can assure you most Canadians are not like Creed. We are mostly good, kind people. I apologize on behalf of Canada for what has transpired.

realkaps
12-05-2002, 02:23 AM
Haha....

Tammy
12-05-2002, 02:27 AM
:roll:

Bug Eyed Earl
12-05-2002, 02:31 AM
We're putting on the Foil eh, every game.

HockeyFighter
12-05-2002, 02:37 AM
I never take the foil off.

Noobie
12-05-2002, 03:32 AM
It is widely known Canadians have genetically larger ****s.

Bzob
12-05-2002, 08:53 AM
I went to cananda for the first time last year with Kato and Toranto was sweet. The people were cool , the city was cool, the weather was ****ing cold as hell. Adjusting from mph to kms was a little hard. Anyway if canada was so great the U.S. would have consumed mor of it a long time ago....lol

Bzob
12-05-2002, 09:58 AM
Also money should be GREEN.

Fallout
12-05-2002, 10:02 AM
blah

I prove how little you americans know about us and what do I get?
Another Canadian kissing ass and a bunch of bull**** about my country.

Oh well, I guess I'll go out and join the KKK and buy a gun. Oh wait....thats not me.... :roll:

Squezze
12-05-2002, 10:39 AM
The thing about the 20 hour day cracked me up.

And you'd better not be dissin Newfoundland, me boyo. It's God's country.

Bzob
12-05-2002, 10:44 AM
I know that you can drink and gamble when you are 18 or 19. I know you can be topless in winsor. and I know the bridge and tunnel from detroit takes forever sine 9-11-01. I know i got like 42+ % against the us dollar when i crossed the border and duty free liquer and cigeretts are cheap as hell!

handjobs4dollars
12-05-2002, 11:16 AM
Come in the summer. It sucks cold. I HATE THIS ****ING SNOW.

Tammy
12-05-2002, 11:38 AM
All right people, the show is over...nothing to see here....... :roll: :roll:

HockeyFighter
12-05-2002, 01:26 PM
[quote:2108a64b49="Creed"]blah

I prove how little you americans know about us and what do I get?
Another Canadian kissing ass and a bunch of bull**** about my country.
[/quote:2108a64b49]
Well you chose to pick on the one person who's ass I would kiss.

Waylander
12-05-2002, 01:28 PM
[quote:8dc879665a="Creed"]since the terrorist attack (which i understand)[/quote:8dc879665a]

What exactly about the attack do you understand? Or did I misinterpret what you were trying to say? (I hope)

HockeyFighter
12-05-2002, 01:33 PM
Pretty sure you misinterpet. He means that getting into the states sucks now because of the attacks.

Bzob
12-05-2002, 01:37 PM
[quote:176996e55e="Waylander"][quote:176996e55e="Creed"]since the terrorist attack (which i understand)[/quote:176996e55e]

What exactly about the attack do you understand? Or did I misinterpret what you were trying to say? (I hope)[/quote:176996e55e]

That was my fault, I wrote that..I accidentall edited his statement. Sorry. what i mean was I can understand why we have delays due to the border security checks. What i do not understand is my great aunt was requested to sing the national anthem? what kind of **** is that! power trippin american border patroll