Honestly.

I'd say I masturbate once every month or two. Of course, I'm lucky and get some hanky panky almost every weekend. That's right.

I'd say 3 times a week.

I masterbate 15 times a day.

Self preservation is masterbation.

Enough to keep me happy..... which is like once every hour.

once or twice every two days...

Zillions of little Tanners have dissapeared into a towel under my bed.

1 to 2 times a day. But.... I've been taking Prozac for 2 months and it has significantly decreased my sex drive. I usually have sex a couple of times a week, but I don't let that affect my masterbation schedule.

Whenever my wife tells me to.

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[quote:2aeeaa206a="TannerNoBjj"]Zillions of little Tanners have dissapeared into a towel under my bed.[/quote:2aeeaa206a]

:shock:

I'm looking when i come over.

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:lol:

well... almost on a daily basis... especially if I am having trouble sleeping lol

I think I will now.............

Need some help there Azn?

Twice a day, cant sleep till I do, and I cant get up unless I do.....

1-4 times a day based on weekday or weekend. one night i couldnt fall asleep and i think i did like 7 times in 5 hours. Then I slept like a baby.

Kato? KATO..................I would have sworn she would be here?

I think im gonna up the dosage now that im single.

[quote:e383254e52="Bzob"]Kato? KATO..................I would have sworn she would be here?[/quote:e383254e52]
go to page one :)

i have never done it in my life.

One a day, is good for me. But my record is like three time in one day. I once did it on a camping trip out in the woods.

Average of twice a day. Think about that for a second. Twice a day for approx. the last 6 years....that's alot of little swimmers.

a month and a half ago (when was single) once every 2 weeks.

not single about once every week. BJ's often gotta kep the lasting time up!

Once every two days or so.

Sometiems do it like 3 days a day. Sometimes I can go for a week without doing it.

I don't think I've ever gone a week without doing it in the last thirteen years. I started at 12 and have been going strong ever since, my record is 7 times in one day!!!!!!!

usually atleast a couple times a week. but in the last 3 weeks... none!!!! i have no ****ing privacy!!!!!!!!!!! ya it sucks i know. i just need to get laid!!!!!

[quote:7bf10efa3a="Blake"]i have never done it in my life.[/quote:7bf10efa3a]Never trust a man who claims he never jerked off.

Look at my *****


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i thinks its pretty. i love a nicely trimed and shaved *****. they are so fun to play with, pet, and kiss.

She's upset... no sudden moves.

i think i can make her frisky again

I posted up the side view. I couldn't resist... sorry.

If jerking off were a company id be C.E.O

[quote:b5c367815c="TannerNoBjj"]Zillions of little Tanners have dissapeared into a towel under my bed.[/quote:b5c367815c]

How often do you change "the rag?" LOL. Cuz mine gets smelly and crusty after several days or so.

You know I was just thinking and in the past 4 days or so I think I have only jerked off once....hmmmm

same with me hockey! but i guess i do it 1 every 2 days

[quote:54ac16ec28]Zillions of little Tanners have dissapeared into a towel under my bed.[/quote:54ac16ec28]

LOL

[quote:e8ff8a85d3="Aaron Suave"][quote:e8ff8a85d3]Zillions of little Tanners have dissapeared into a towel under my bed.[/quote:e8ff8a85d3]

LOL[/quote:e8ff8a85d3]

Have you upped your dosage yet? lol

You ****ing perverts! Don't you know that masturbation is a sin! You're all going to hell! Have fun burning for all eternity, ****heads.

[quote:f9729a9321]Have you upped your dosage yet? lol[/quote:f9729a9321]


actually I have cut it down. I feel a storm coming. Im affraid that the next girl I sleep with will be torn apart by a sexual frenzy.

[quote:77f3399fa3="Bad Boy USA"][quote:77f3399fa3="TannerNoBjj"]Zillions of little Tanners have dissapeared into a towel under my bed.[/quote:77f3399fa3]

How often do you change "the rag?" LOL. Cuz mine gets smelly and crusty after several days or so.[/quote:77f3399fa3]


It's a beach towel........and it's crusted to the bottom of my bed.

Did you know that AGES ago they considered masturbation to be like murder? They thought that when a guy blew a load, he was killing tons of little babies. Bwahahaha.

ahhhhh.. that reminds of my ketch sheet "scratchy"

Do you keep it beneath your bed?

no, I keep him in the closet with the rest of the stuff we let visitors use when they come over.

DIRTY.

LOL, you and Kato said the same exact thing about scratchy.

thats because you are a nasty ****

I'm gonna have to agree with Kato on this one. YOU SICK ****!

please ladies not so much love at once, its intoxicating.

Aaron, please mail me your scratchy love towel.

hahahaha....

you and your startched towel are nast...lol

;)... you know we are playing.. I mean it is nast but hey...

I don't jerk off, but sometimes when I'm cleaning it,
it accidently goes off :lol:

I dotn have a scratchy towel. its a sheet. it sucks cause I have to do all the work myself and always lay in the wet spot.

[quote:a2900e90c2]Aaron, please mail me your scratchy love towel.[/quote:a2900e90c2]

how bout you mail me your froggy pajamas and ill send them back to you new and improved.

[quote:da12ccc606="Aaron Suave"]I dotn have a scratchy towel. its a sheet. it sucks cause I have to do all the work myself and always lay in the wet spot.[/quote:da12ccc606]

I always make Waylander lay in the wet spot.

[quote:264a9a176f="Aaron Suave"][quote:264a9a176f]Aaron, please mail me your scratchy love towel.[/quote:264a9a176f]

how bout you mail me your froggy pajamas and ill send them back to you new and improved.[/quote:264a9a176f]

I prefer my pajamas unstarched.

[quote:97db81eeee="Allison"][quote:97db81eeee="Aaron Suave"][quote:97db81eeee]Aaron, please mail me your scratchy love towel.[/quote:97db81eeee]

how bout you mail me your froggy pajamas and ill send them back to you new and improved.[/quote:97db81eeee]

I prefer my pajamas unstarched.[/quote:97db81eeee]


well depending on what I eat......