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Exige Jr
09-14-2006, 05:57 PM
So Juice, Anorak apparently looks like these 2 combined into one with black hair?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/presenters/media/rawling_pub1.jpg
http://www.antekprizering.com/bennwhartonpresskit.jpeg

Well you know, there I was watching a bit of music television, and Fine Young Cannibals came on. I figured that if you put John Rawling and Henry Wharton through one of those morphing machines and stuck black hair on the dude... you'd get something that looks like their lead singer, Anorak.

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/80/706/images/22999_med.jpg

Lets admit it, if appearance was based on the kind of posts you make then Anorak wouldnt be far off this odd looking fella anyway, would he?

Anorak in 1989 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSa9s5x6tIQ)

!! Anorak
09-14-2006, 06:16 PM
I love the Fine Young Cannibals. :)

You know, I'm gonna have to get my scanner fixed and scan in some pics of me, stop all the speculation.

Actually, there probably wouldn't be much to say... I might seem weird, but I am a very normal-looking kind of guy.

Exige Jr
09-14-2006, 06:18 PM
I love the Fine Young Cannibals. :)

You know, I'm gonna have to get my scanner fixed and scan in some pics of me, stop all the speculation.

Actually, there probably wouldn't be much to say... I might seem weird, but I am a very normal-looking kind of guy.
No, you're not. Stop trying to fool the Limey/American public.

You are weirder looking than your posts suggest... :D

Shanus
09-14-2006, 06:34 PM
I love the Fine Young Cannibals. :)

You know, I'm gonna have to get my scanner fixed and scan in some pics of me, stop all the speculation.

Actually, there probably wouldn't be much to say... I might seem weird, but I am a very normal-looking kind of guy.

Ian Huntley normal looking or Michael Barrymore normal looking?

Exige Jr
09-14-2006, 06:43 PM
Ian Huntley normal looking or Michael Barrymore normal looking?
Good choice.

Like choosing between Meningitis, or Rubella. :D

!! Anorak
09-14-2006, 07:38 PM
Cheeky ****s :)

GEOFFHAYES
09-14-2006, 08:10 PM
Anorak looks like Wharton from This pic:

http://i8.ebayimg.com/02/i/07/e1/c2/02_1.JPG


Not that Benn poster..

GEOFFHAYES
09-14-2006, 08:11 PM
But a rounder face and slightly rounder, bigger eyes..

!! Anorak
09-14-2006, 08:23 PM
But a rounder face and slightly rounder, bigger eyes..

Why do you say these things for, Juice?

GEOFFHAYES
09-14-2006, 08:33 PM
It's true!


Go to bed, unban me from your thread(s).

GEOFFHAYES
09-14-2006, 08:33 PM
You like Jaime Pressly? Got a soft spot for her, I have.

FeelTheA-Force
09-14-2006, 08:57 PM
It's true!


Go to bed, unban me from your thread(s).

eubank looking very autocratic with his whip in that pic.. ;)

GEOFFHAYES
09-14-2006, 10:03 PM
That's his cane, mate.

Wharton would of knocked his monocle out in a streetfight..

FeelTheA-Force
09-15-2006, 08:23 AM
That's his cane, mate.

Wharton would of knocked his monocle out in a streetfight..

eubank speaks so well, and seems so intelligent. why the **** did he become a boxer :confused:

GEOFFHAYES
09-15-2006, 12:26 PM
eubank speaks so well, and seems so intelligent. why the **** did he become a boxer :confused:
He's from the streets of Peckham, he had nothing else going for him. The voice is an act, sometimes he'd forget himself and there were flashes of Peckham-esque in his speech (the way he'd say "yeah" or "you know" at the end of sentances sounded Peckham-esque as did failing to pernounce the second 't' in "title" when he said "I just want his WBO title", and saying "man" at the end of sentances when he was pissed off or exhausted).

The act made him a lot of money.. £15million after tax. Could he of made that in a 9 to 5 office job?

He does have a high IQ though (190!).

Shanus
09-15-2006, 12:31 PM
He does have a high IQ though (190!).

That's bull****, Chris Eubank does not have a higher IQ than Bill Gates and Stephen Hawkings.

GEOFFHAYES
09-15-2006, 01:36 PM
That's bull****, Chris Eubank does not have a higher IQ than Bill Gates and Stephen Hawkings.
He says he does.. and he says he's useless at maths, so imagine if his maths was better - his IQ would be a 220+.

!! Anorak
09-15-2006, 01:47 PM
Juice, where have you seen me? Stop with the bull****, straight answer.

GEOFFHAYES
09-15-2006, 01:50 PM
Juice, where have you seen me? Stop with the bull****, straight answer.
No comment.


Do you like Chris?

Shanus
09-15-2006, 01:52 PM
He says he does.. and he says he's useless at maths, so imagine if his maths was better - his IQ would be a 220+.

You couldn't 190 if you have bad math skills.

If he took the English section, and is basing it off that then I could believe it.

FeelTheA-Force
09-15-2006, 02:28 PM
He's from the streets of Peckham, he had nothing else going for him. The voice is an act, sometimes he'd forget himself and there were flashes of Peckham-esque in his speech (the way he'd say "yeah" or "you know" at the end of sentances sounded Peckham-esque as did failing to pernounce the second 't' in "title" when he said "I just want his WBO title", and saying "man" at the end of sentances when he was pissed off or exhausted).

The act made him a lot of money.. £15million after tax. Could he of made that in a 9 to 5 office job?

He does have a high IQ though (190!).

eubank was a very clever man. has tons of personality.

TheHoff!
09-15-2006, 06:11 PM
He's from the streets of Peckham, he had nothing else going for him. The voice is an act, sometimes he'd forget himself and there were flashes of Peckham-esque in his speech (the way he'd say "yeah" or "you know" at the end of sentances sounded Peckham-esque as did failing to pernounce the second 't' in "title" when he said "I just want his WBO title", and saying "man" at the end of sentances when he was pissed off or exhausted).

The act made him a lot of money.. £15million after tax. Could he of made that in a 9 to 5 office job?
Yeah, mostly when i saw interviews with Eubank he'd just irritate the **** out of me with his fake english gentlemen act, but when i watched his post fight interviews when he was too exhausted to put on his act he just came over as a normal bloke and quite decent too.

GEOFFHAYES
09-15-2006, 08:39 PM
Yeah, mostly when i saw interviews with Eubank he'd just irritate the **** out of me with his fake english gentlemen act, but when i watched his post fight interviews when he was too exhausted to put on his act he just came over as a normal bloke and quite decent too.
I've always liked Eubank much better when he's just being himself - but he very rarely ever has been, in the public eye.