It is because i just **** my brains out.....It started off with the Titanic crap... It was huge made one voyage as it flushed. Broke in half and sunk to its grave. (it was a one wiper too) then i got 2 steps out of the bathroom and my stomach gurgled and i got an "ass ache" so i ran back and had violet projectile butt pee. (not a one whiper) but now i feel lighter and less intelligent (just as you must feel after reading this) :shock:

LMFAO, Bob that is some funny, nasty, ****. :lol:

I hate your dookie stories...ugh.... thats what you get for drinking wine...lol

I know, I thought that because i woke up with no head ache i was ok....but it was sitting dormant waiting for me. In my Belly

:lol:

I saw blood....I think I blew out my O-Ring

quit your winning..it was not blood it was the merlot

Your too funny Bzob! I haven't had a one wiper in years, those are the best.

Did it look like Helio?

no...it looked like......... Money

Bwahaha. Sickos!

[quote:95c0eb8123="Snoop Dogg"]Your too funny Bzob! I haven't had a one wiper in years, those are the best.[/quote:95c0eb8123]

are you vegetarian Snoop? hhmmm lol

LMFAO!

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!