View Full Version : Are you, you??


pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 05:56 AM
Lately i have seen it more and more! people like money log on on the net and live out a dream or whatever. to try to be someone he's/she's not!

when i log on the net im me! a 100%. i give u all of me even if u like it or not! people like to think of the internet as a place to be a dick or try to act nice or whatever.. they try to change into a person they are not! i dont really get it! where will it take you? what is it good for? i know people have told me that they log on and play a role as their profile! well.. i know that most of the scandinavians dont.. araz is himself! even though he acts like he is gay and all.. its him + a little humor!

well some of the guys i havent met so im not sure! like the great vid maker krikit!!

after all the **** that has happend i dont know how to talk to people anymore! i mean everybody could be fake. thats just sick! there's a person i used to talk a lot to on the old forum! and suddely that person act like it dont know me anymore!

a guy u all know from sherdog told me once that i should not be so damn nice, and try to focus on beeing a dick instead, cause that would take me longer...(so what.) i think of it like this! its the internet..so why lie about you life and stuff.. when i find things out after a while and those people have just played me and made me look like a fool i lose all respect for them..

There's guy in here that im pretty sure i know, but after the last days i not sure anymore! can i only trust myself +the people i have met!

i dont know what to think these days.. the internet is a scary ****ing place.. one thing for sure is that i will not keep my pic's online for a long time.. (i have my reasons)

so who here can say that they dont play a role and are completly them self??

i can.. i know araz can.

VulgarTheClown
12-03-2002, 06:03 AM
I am online who i am offline.
who would pretend ot be something they'r not.

The Golden Bear
12-03-2002, 06:07 AM
Hey all,

i will say this, the net is scary. I think that alot of people are fake. But luckly I have met many people from Global and Shergod that are real. I always present my slef the way i am. Fat, blond and not a mean person. and i do bjj.

I know im no lie. But i cant be sure about those guys from Scandinavia... they are liars... :)

pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 06:09 AM
[quote:7e75c9f773="VulgarTheClown"]I am online who i am offline.
who would pretend ot be something they'r not.[/quote:7e75c9f773]

believe me. some folks find that very cool.. i think its stupid! i cant see anything good about it at all.

Big_Papa
12-03-2002, 06:49 AM
I agree, I am the real me. I have alot of friends on here, I was in the small handful that got this place started. I love it here, there are alot of people I trust in here. I am the same Jason offline as I am online.....ooops, I mean Big_Papa..:)

pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 07:02 AM
well.. im glad to hear that jason!

=)

Big_Papa
12-03-2002, 07:23 AM
:)

pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 07:38 AM
=)

Squatdog
12-03-2002, 07:41 AM
Money is a socially retarded teenage virgin.

Squatdog is 100% real(and borderline psychotic)

Kato
12-03-2002, 07:59 AM
I know where you are coming from Pal...in all honesty I've never had a doubt when I started coming here, but I dont know anymore.

I am what you "read" me as. I have no reason to pretend to be something I am not. I've shared my most private and loved moments with you..that being my pregnancy and my babies and the strange but nice relationship me and bob have.

pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 08:00 AM
cool...

Big_Papa
12-03-2002, 08:11 AM
very cool. There's nothing better than being yourself, it pays off in the end.

Shooto Panama
12-03-2002, 08:11 AM
i`m just...............me.

pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 08:12 AM
cool

Kato
12-03-2002, 08:14 AM
PANAMA!!!! que bueno verte amor!...hope everything and everyone is well

Bzob
12-03-2002, 08:25 AM
I am strait up....Kato meant great relationship with Bob by the way. The only untruth I ever told was implying that Kato likes scat. It would appear the only beings in our home that like scat are our puppies. I have no reason to be someone i am not on the computer. I am happy with myself. If you all lived closer , Kato and i would invite you over...even Money...and feed you good food and serve you cheap beer and and liquer.

pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 08:26 AM
very nice man!!!

=)

Tha Playa
12-03-2002, 09:14 AM
No roles online for me, I am who I am.

Tanner Rhoden
12-03-2002, 09:20 AM
I am Tanner Rhoden.........some people on the internet will argue that though.

Squezze
12-03-2002, 10:06 AM
I'm definitly me. I don't know who is who on this board anymore, but I know that I'm me. A big Canadian lug who likes to smoke large amounts of pot. I'm nobody else or anything else, really.

HockeyFighter
12-03-2002, 10:09 AM
I am who I say I am. I do what I say I do. But I act differently. If I acted here like I do at home than I would have 5 posts in my 2 months here because I just don't talk very much. I am about as shy as they come and have been known to go entire days without saying a single word, even to myself. That's why I always have so much to say here.

realkaps
12-03-2002, 10:22 AM
I am me, like Hockey said, a lil diffrent at home, but basically this is me, but hey thats the thing you gotta live with if your on the net, half the people arnt who they say they are, for all I know anyone of you could be a 400lb woman with no legs and for all you know I could be the same.....

Aaron Bizarre
12-03-2002, 10:31 AM
I am definetly myself here. except for the name of grandeur that is Suave.

Squezze
12-03-2002, 10:35 AM
[quote:d51e074425="kaps"]I am me, like Hockey said, a lil diffrent at home, but basically this is me, but hey thats the thing you gotta live with if your on the net, half the people arnt who they say they are, for all I know anyone of you could be a 400lb woman with no legs and for all you know I could be the same.....[/quote:d51e074425]

I have a confession to make. I am a 400 pound woman with no legs.

realkaps
12-03-2002, 10:37 AM
Your exactly who I had in mind......

Bella
12-03-2002, 10:51 AM
LOL@Kato and Bzob. I love you guys!

I act basically the same online as off. No bull****. There is no need to try to be something I am not. What would be the point?

Kato
12-03-2002, 11:07 AM
lol... as long as we can make you smile doll ;)

Kimura
12-03-2002, 11:10 AM
[quote:3b9872f3a8="Squezze"]
I have a confession to make. I am a 400 pound woman with no legs.[/quote:3b9872f3a8]STFU rabbit eater!

pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 11:23 AM
well.. im 100% what i am at home too.. im as much as a can possibly be me.. on the net! :wink:

Bzob
12-03-2002, 11:34 AM
Did you get dumped by a fellow globalmma-er?

Who stole the jem out of your doughnut Turkish?

Kato
12-03-2002, 11:57 AM
[quote:bc839d867f="pål johnsen"]well.. im 100% what i am at home too.. im as much as a can possibly be me.. on the net! :wink:[/quote:bc839d867f]

this meaning that you are a [color=red:bc839d867f]GLOBAL[/color:bc839d867f] [color=orange:bc839d867f]PIMP[/color:bc839d867f]? lol

ParazIT
12-03-2002, 12:00 PM
Im actually a girl...sorry Pål...


I would find it har to act different on the net cuz I would forget how to act and become myself after a while...but I am a bit different in real life. But Im a differen't person in phone that Im real too....

Squezze
12-03-2002, 12:08 PM
[quote:aca2b8e6f2="ParazIT"]I would find it har to act different on the net cuz I would forget how to act and become myself after a while...but I am a bit different in real life. But Im a differen't person in phone that Im real too....[/quote:aca2b8e6f2]


The who what then?

ParazIT
12-03-2002, 12:11 PM
****... I don't understand what I wrote...

Bzob
12-03-2002, 12:31 PM
I am a Sea Monkey

ParazIT
12-03-2002, 12:35 PM
good for you...

Money
12-03-2002, 12:36 PM
Did Pal get violated by one of you losers?

Did he hook up with PairofZits thinking he was a guy but finding out that he was a female a la The Crying Game?

I think Pal got hoodwinked by someone and is now all paranoid and angry.

Big ***** that Pal.

ParazIT
12-03-2002, 12:43 PM
hey money, you're still a ***** who backed out, so STFU, I own you....

Money
12-03-2002, 12:45 PM
[quote:b712e69a78="ParazIT"]hey money, you're still a ***** who backed out, so STFU, I own you....[/quote:b712e69a78]

I attribute my backing out to Bad Confidence.

Money
12-03-2002, 12:59 PM
[quote:26f8d59c77="pål johnsen"]Lately i have seen it more and more! people like money log on on the net and live out a dream or whatever. to try to be someone he's/she's not!

when i log on the net im me! a 100%. i give u all of me even if u like it or not! people like to think of the internet as a place to be a dick or try to act nice or whatever.. they try to change into a person they are not! i dont really get it! where will it take you? what is it good for? i know people have told me that they log on and play a role as their profile! well.. i know that most of the scandinavians dont.. araz is himself! even though he acts like he is gay and all.. its him + a little humor!

well some of the guys i havent met so im not sure! like the great vid maker krikit!!

Way to go Pal, you are now the official whiny ***** of Sherdog!

after all the **** that has happend i dont know how to talk to people anymore! i mean everybody could be fake. thats just sick! there's a person i used to talk a lot to on the old forum! and suddely that person act like it dont know me anymore!

a guy u all know from sherdog told me once that i should not be so damn nice, and try to focus on beeing a dick instead, cause that would take me longer...(so what.) i think of it like this! its the internet..so why lie about you life and stuff.. when i find things out after a while and those people have just played me and made me look like a fool i lose all respect for them..

There's guy in here that im pretty sure i know, but after the last days i not sure anymore! can i only trust myself +the people i have met!

i dont know what to think these days.. the internet is a scary ****ing place.. one thing for sure is that i will not keep my pic's online for a long time.. (i have my reasons)

so who here can say that they dont play a role and are completly them self??

i can.. i know araz can.[/quote:26f8d59c77]

pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 01:14 PM
[quote:20628622d3="Kato"][quote:20628622d3="pål johnsen"]well.. im 100% what i am at home too.. im as much as a can possibly be me.. on the net! :wink:[/quote:20628622d3]

this meaning that you are a [color=red:20628622d3]GLOBAL[/color:20628622d3] [color=orange:20628622d3]PIMP[/color:20628622d3]? lol[/quote:20628622d3]

no thats just humor!


and money! your lies dont piss me off!! they make me laugh!! u were just an example!!

:twisted:

Money
12-03-2002, 01:22 PM
[quote="pål johnsen"][quote="Kato"][quote:934bbbb6e1="pål johnsen"]

and money! your lies dont piss me off!! they make me laugh!! u were just an example!!

:twisted:[/quote:934bbbb6e1]

What lies are you talking about Reindeer eater and baby seal killer?

pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 01:26 PM
nevermind that! personality ****!!

i love you!!

(in a gay way!!!)

ParazIT
12-03-2002, 02:55 PM
[quote:ff227029ea="Money"][quote:ff227029ea="ParazIT"]hey money, you're still a ***** who backed out, so STFU, I own you....[/quote:ff227029ea]

I attribute my backing out to Bad Confidence.[/quote:ff227029ea]

is it your confidence or are you in denile? not the river that is...

Zen
12-03-2002, 03:14 PM
I'm just Bigg Snoop Dogg, on the net and off. No just kidding, I don't think I try to come off as someone that I'm not, but I'm not really Snoop, I just think he's a funny guy.

Money
12-03-2002, 03:14 PM
Denile, where Sea Monkeys swim

Tammy
12-03-2002, 03:59 PM
I'm a man

ParazIT
12-03-2002, 04:07 PM
[quote:f4fe2d241a="Money"]Denile, where Sea Monkeys swim[/quote:f4fe2d241a]
you have already lost, please die....

Piedra
12-03-2002, 04:17 PM
I am who I am
Ich bin der Ich bin
yo soy el que soy


Does that solve all the existencial problems?

Money
12-03-2002, 04:26 PM
[quote:aa93b05633="ParazIT"][quote:aa93b05633="Money"]Denile, where Sea Monkeys swim[/quote:aa93b05633]
you have already lost, please die....[/quote:aa93b05633]

din faens rompeslikker

ParazIT
12-03-2002, 04:30 PM
so you found a translating site...good for you, translate this "sug hästpung, du har förlorat"

Money
12-03-2002, 04:38 PM
Gurgle gurgle to you too

pål johnsen
12-03-2002, 05:01 PM
wow. money wrote in norwegian! not swedish!

ParazIT
12-03-2002, 05:05 PM
I could see that too...but they don't know the difference....but it's sad...money came back as a sore loser...loser cuz that is what he always has been and sore cuz I guy jut ****ed him up the ass...

Tammy
12-03-2002, 05:11 PM
Did I mentioned that I'm a man?

Squezze
12-03-2002, 05:14 PM
I am the Walrus Goo Goo Ka Joob.

ParazIT
12-03-2002, 05:16 PM
[quote:d005d00657="Azn"]Did I mentioned that I'm a man?[/quote:d005d00657]
yes you did and I got a boner...

Squezze
12-03-2002, 05:20 PM
It's damn near impossible to take Parazit seriously because of that avatar.

Looks like you're doing the Humpty dance.

ParazIT
12-03-2002, 05:22 PM
everyone else sez that Im doing the cabbage patch...

Squezze
12-03-2002, 05:24 PM
[quote:451f5353ec="ParazIT"]everyone else sez that Im doing the cabbage patch...[/quote:451f5353ec]


Well, I'm daring to be different. I say it looks a little like the Humpty dance.

Squatdog
12-03-2002, 06:24 PM
Money is a dickless little *** in real life too...

Money
12-03-2002, 06:55 PM
Squatdog is creepy. I can tell he is definately a descendent of murderers and pimps and whores

Squatdog
12-03-2002, 07:45 PM
No...I'm not Australian.

Itfihtr
12-03-2002, 07:59 PM
Im a ass in real life(unfortunately)!...when I come to these forums I want to chill out,but you always have some ass suck(example; Money) who you cant resist but flame and,Alot of what I say is in good humor(not always funny)....but would not try to intentionaly hurt anyone.I know Pal is a honest guy,just from Sherdog.How do I know this? Anyone that post pics of hotties like he has,and denies ****ing them on the internet...Then you know the man is honest!

seldomTap
12-03-2002, 08:14 PM
I am pretty much the same here and IRL...but I can see why some people would post as aletr egos...POlly Prissy Pants for example, would be shunned if he/she went about everyday life like he/she does here...but o the boards, he/she is safe from the nastiness in society!

seldomTap
12-03-2002, 08:16 PM
[quote:8374e70fa5="Squatdog"]No...I'm not Australian.[/quote:8374e70fa5]

But like all good Kiwi's you wish you were!

Squatdog
12-03-2002, 08:41 PM
I feel you are mistaken. How is it that Australians constantly attempt to claim New Zealanders as their own?

ie:Russell Crowe, Sam Neil, Crowded House, Mark Hunt, every Melbourne Cup winning racehorse...

Kimura
12-03-2002, 08:43 PM
[quote:7ec8b47de3="Squatdog"]I feel you are mistaken. How is it that Australians constantly attempt to claim New Zealanders as their own?

ie:Russell Crowe, Sam Neil, Crowded House, Mark Hunt, every Melbourne Cup winning racehorse...[/quote:7ec8b47de3]You all sound alike anyway.

DOGGx0
12-03-2002, 08:58 PM
i am adam. the doggfather online and off. i never come/came out to ruin anybody. just like to be a dick :) . i kind of started that patern in my cirlce of friends. just talk alot of **** and i will back up when need be, but not with my friends, we are just cool like that.

i can joke and be mean and everyone knows that i do not mean alot of the **** i say. gotta have fun and joke around. especially helping run these boards, it is hard to just be urself and it is hard not to. you almost get turned into someone else when all the political BS comes into play and i have to play around and joke or else i will lose my ****in mind, plain and simple.

Squatdog
12-03-2002, 08:59 PM
That's funny coming from a Canadian...

seldomTap
12-03-2002, 09:10 PM
[quote:b62739bf3d="Squatdog"]I feel you are mistaken. How is it that Australians constantly attempt to claim New Zealanders as their own?

ie:Russell Crowe, Sam Neil, Crowded House, Mark Hunt, every Melbourne Cup winning racehorse...[/quote:b62739bf3d]

We don't want Russell Crowe, Sam Neill has lived here or in the states for years, 2/3 of crowded house were Australian, 99% of people in Australia wouldn't know who Mark Hunt is and the last horse to win a Melbourne cup was bloody Irish of all things...

At least we steal our test halfbacks from Ghana!

Squatdog
12-03-2002, 09:14 PM
"2/3 of crowded house were Australian"

That's like saying 2/3rds of the Jimi Hendrix Experience were white...

seldomTap
12-03-2002, 09:18 PM
Fair call...but I was just stating fact!

I never did like them anyways!

seldomTap
12-03-2002, 09:19 PM
but for every Kiwi that has done well after they moved to Australia, there is another 500 who have done....**** all apart from hang around Bondi and get the dole!

Squatdog
12-03-2002, 09:23 PM
...and you're saying there's something wrong with that?

Your government gives us money to do nothing.

seldomTap
12-03-2002, 09:25 PM
It is bad when I pay taxes to support these immigrant freeloaders! If you want to be aprt of Australia so bad, just sign sovereignty over to us...

Just think how much we would **** it in against all other rugby nations!!

New Zealand South Wales has a nice ring to it!

Squezze
12-03-2002, 09:26 PM
Do you know the Bushwackers? WHOOOAAAAAA! YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!

seldomTap
12-03-2002, 09:28 PM
That is Squatdogs father and Uncle!

Squatdog
12-03-2002, 09:29 PM
Living in Australia = extended holiday.

What other country actually PAYS YOU to lie on the beach all day?

seldomTap
12-03-2002, 09:32 PM
You could do it in New Zealand, but you would freeze to death!

Squatdog
12-03-2002, 09:35 PM
Not in Summer...and the Aussie dole is MUCH nicer than it's New Zealand counterpart.

seldomTap
12-03-2002, 09:36 PM
INdeed, the Asutralian dole may equal ****...but the NZ dole could be used to wipe your nose with it is worth so little...

So when are you moving over??

Squatdog
12-03-2002, 09:39 PM
While the idea of freeloading at your expense is entertaining, I'm happy here in God's own land.

seldomTap
12-03-2002, 09:42 PM
Fair enough, I didn't want to support you and all your family moving here anyways!

pål johnsen
12-04-2002, 02:35 AM
adam dont need to act like a dick, it just make him feel better and forget that he has a baby dick!!!

J/K