sex, but how many of you has paid WITH sex.

Here's a funny story on how me and Bella met.

I am standing at the entrance to Bill's Dollar General store, in my tight wranglers, with one foot propped against the wall that my is back to, and my thumbs in my belt loops a la James dean. With my head leaned back and my eyes closed, just enjoying another day in front of the Dollar General. I feel a tap on my shoulder and look down to see, none other but Bella. She says, excuse, but I was hoping you could change this 5 to quarters for me, you see they are having a special on chupa chups. I say in my coolest voice, sorry dollface, but I dont have any quarters. And then look away. She says, I can see a roll of quarters in your pants right there! I then inform her that thats not a roll of quarters, but none other than the ****. This look of fear and anticipation shoots through her eyes. Then after a minute of silence she says she has decided against the chupa chups, and has a better item to purchase for 5 dollars... Well you get the picture. So I haven't really paid with sex, unless you count the times she cooks. Ahh young love.

GAY

A roll of quarters isn't very long or girthy.

Excellent observation.

Ill let you in a secret. It was all fabricated. Geez.

HAHAHAHA..Good pont. I'd rather have a roll of quarters than a penis the size of one.

Never paid for sex, but do lap dances count? The strippers enjoyed it more than I did.

my roll of quaters looks like a roll of dimes...

No way! That story wasn't real. You had me going...no.

he had me until "Chupa Chups" lol. The rest was pretty believable, I thought

He had me at hello.

lol... its funny to me. never paid for sex... but had to use it once as payment for something. this woman did me a favor about 8 months ago, and i was hella shocked when she said she wanted me as payment!!!!!!!