I know it's not Sunday yet but I'm feeling the need to confess and unload my guilt..... Here are some of the bad things I did this week.

1. I glanced over at this smart dude's quiz and I ended up getting perfect on that test.
2. I drank last night.
3. I had impure thoughts about sex and killing someone during my Religion class.
4. I told my mother that I'm staying home this weekend to study for the finals..... which is not true.
5. I'm drinking right now.



Okay folks, confess too! Confess now you sinners!!!!

LMAO.......

i never commit a sin.... i am an angel :-D :evil:

Lying is a sin Napol!

I have been drinking too much lately
I have not been going to bed on time with Kato
I have not been sensitive to Katos hormonal mood swings
I forgot the date of Katos birthday
I forgot the date of our annaversary (It is today!
I have a fight in 2 months and i have been sneaking cigs at night (LOSER)

Geez Bob, your really having a rough week, I can't believe Kato lets you get away with all that! I know how tough it is dealing with pregnant women though, man it's a long 9 months, even longer for them I bet.

Happy Anniversary! How many years?

[quote:86a7e9887a="Snoop Dogg"]Geez Bob, your really having a rough week, I can't believe Kato lets you get away with all that! I know how tough it is dealing with pregnant women though, man it's a long 9 months, even longer for them I bet.

Happy Anniversary! How many years?[/quote:86a7e9887a]

Get away with? It has been 2 years

Damn it! Why aren't people confessing??!!!! :(

Alright, I'll confess

I cause serious distruption at church on Monday
I drank after church on Monday
I had words with a doctor yesterday
I've had more impure thoughts than all of you combined
and... *drumrolll*

I'm having grips of sex tonight. :twisted:

I turned in 5 free promotional CD's to Wherehouse for a free new one.

I lie alot. I smoke weed alot. I jerk off alot. I finger my ******* at least 5 times a day. Will you all please join me in saying 10 Hail Mary's and 15 Our Fathers?

My confessions:
I never go to church
I told God to "suck it" yesterday
I have thought about killing people 1,567,958 times in the past hour
I burnt a CD 2 days ago and I don't own the original songs
90% of the software I have is pirated
I swore at my truck because the power steering fluid is leaking

I just ate a booger at work.

I just thought about killing Tanner.

I just fantasized about eating Tanner's boogers.

I just thought about killing snoop.

I just thought about holding a gun to Hockeys head and forcing him to smoke the evil marijuana. :evil:

I almost had a sexual thought about Tanner until i read that.

Mami, there is not a chance in hell that you have had more impure thoughts than I have...

I have had the mother load of impure thoughts latley
I have been drinking too much latley
I have smoked the marujana a few days ago
I lied to my friend about going out cuz I did not want him to go with us

But I did not smoke ciggarettes!! I have quit for about 4 months now and I am still being good about it!

I just had a sexual thought about Allison's av, but she wasn't holding that lizard.

[quote:63929db06c="Allison"]I almost had a sexual thought about Tanner until i read that.[/quote:63929db06c]


I also pooped in my pants while jogging last night.

LMAO

I have had impure thoughts about friend's ex-girlfriend

helped friend plot a robbery

caught a glimpse of my two friends ****ing by mistake and told them I didnt see anything.

been tempted to watch "Double Anal" ****.

I confess i scrapped tanner's **** from his pants and used it as a spread for my toast for breakfast.

I am jealous of pac808 for not smoking and I think about using my new "Cold Steel" Voyager knife to gouge his eyes

I just bought a jacket and My mom payed for it...

u people are all ****ed lol...... i believe in denial!!!! thats how us italians opperate. "No confession, no case!!!!!"

Damn it Napol, you will confess now!!


I have more confession now.....
1. I just went shopping and bought more stuff I don't need and charged it to my mom.
2. I thought about sex when I was driving to the mall.
3. I checked out my roommate's ass along the way... I pinched it in Urban Outfitters.

u are all *******! i wont even share mine! im bad!

Tell me Pal! I won't tell anybody!

[quote:fdf18512f0="AzN"]Damn it Napol, you will confess now!!


I have more confession now.....
1. I just went shopping and bought more stuff I don't need and charged it to my mom.
2. I thought about sex when I was driving to the mall.
3. I checked out my roommate's ass along the way... I pinched it in Urban Outfitters.[/quote:fdf18512f0]

please tell me your roomate is a girl...

She is.

omg....:drools:

im horny

My week is almost over. I don't have to go to school tomorrow and Firday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

I haven't been to school in two days.
I'm skipping a class tomorrow to study for my math test.
I love ****.
When i was grappling tonight i broke my toe. So i let out a loud ****.
I told god he can suck my dick if he doesn't like the fact i don't go to church.
I'm gambleing on The ken/tito fight in pool.

[quote:2acdebeb3b="AzN"]
3. I checked out my roommate's ass along the way... I pinched it in Urban Outfitters.[/quote:2acdebeb3b]

I confess to vigorously rubbing my **** as I read this post by AzN.

Hmmmm

1. I had sex with a married woman for over a year
2. I burned down a shed one time
3. I stole many things from the gas station I worked at
4. I've smoked weed with 13 year old kids
5. I stole money from my brother to buy coccaine
6. AND I have mad sexual thoughts about just about every woman I see

I'm a sick ****, as you can see.

im sorry AzN..... i aint tellin ya ;-)

araz is on the way over here right now! and i just took a piss on the bed he's gonna sleep in! haha. J/K

but seriosly! my thoughts are worse than all of yours! its a promise! im sick! its SEX ALL DAY.. and the are DIRTY!!

I have been a pillar of society lately...but yesterday...

I called in sick to work, but instead had the day off and went to BJJ during the day.

I almost forgot my mothers birthday and called her at 10pm

I got mad at my girlfriends whining...even though she can't help it that her knee is screwed

My impure thoughts are plentiful and wrong, but I have learnt not to see them as sins

I fake orgasms (hahaha just kidding my love)
I fantasize about Bzob's man hood all the time
I am a germophobic
I used to have wet dreams about Bzob when we were only friends
I have impure thoughts all the time
I masturbate on a daily basis
I feel like crying all the time, my hormones are driving me nuts

Oh i forgot , I fake orgasms too.

[quote:8992797f06="Bzob"]Oh i forgot , I fake orgasms too.[/quote:8992797f06]

I said I was kidding!!! grrrrr...

I just got off a three day drinking binge.....
I own the whole collection of He-Man action figures, which I play with regularly......
I have no job, and havnt really been looking for one.....
I got turned on by one of those Japanese cartoons the other day....
I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for break dancing in the Electronics Department......

[quote:0a79039f8d="kaps"]I just got off a three day drinking binge.....
I own the whole collection of He-Man action figures, which I play with regularly......
I have no job, and havnt really been looking for one.....
I got turned on by one of those Japanese cartoons the other day....
I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for break dancing in the Electronics Department......[/quote:0a79039f8d]

DID you buy the new he-mans yet, they look awsome, the cartoon is cool to on the cartoon network

No I havnt got the new ones yet, I cant really seem to get into the new cartoon......

I am gonna break up with my Girlfriend in a couple weeks so I dont have to buy her a christmas gift....

[quote:af79380ffe]Oh i forgot , I fake orgasms too.[/quote:af79380ffe]

sometimes you just want to go to sleep.

[quote:af79380ffe]I am gonna break up with my Girlfriend in a couple weeks so I dont have to buy her a christmas gift....[/quote:af79380ffe]

LOL, word.

I think that girl that plays Harmonie Granger in Harry Potter is a rottie.

Smart move, then make it like it her fault and not yours so it ruins her holiday too. or wait till you get your gift and then break up with her and still buy her nothing. :evil:

[quote:f2c8feda20="kaps"]I am gonna break up with my Girlfriend in a couple weeks so I dont have to buy her a christmas gift....[/quote:f2c8feda20]

That's hateful.

[quote:6f89d051c3="kaps"]No I havnt got the new ones yet, I cant really seem to get into the new cartoon......[/quote:6f89d051c3]
Got into a huge arguement with one of my friends over wheter the He-Man they shouw now is different than the old one. They have changed it a lot I think.

I'm trying to get a girlfriend so I can get a Christmas gift.

I wonder what I'm getting for Christmas...

I have been a lazy ****er at work this week.

Drank too much Wed. night and accordingly almost helped my softball team lose.

In said game, intentionally hit a runner with ball running from second to third cause i didn't like the guy

Told my gf that I was sleepy and wanted to get off thephone so I could go somewhere with one of my friends.

That's all that I would like to share as of now:twisted:

I'm supposed to be in school right now.

I constantly lie to get off the phone. Its the devil's instrument and I hate it.

[quote:d1474d2f36="Aaron Suave"]I constantly lie to get off the phone. Its the devil's instrument and I hate it.[/quote:d1474d2f36]
Yes, endless banter. I have numerous excuses for getting off the phone. I like talking in person better.

How ironic, I lie to get people on the phone.....

Confession time:

I eat after 7pm, and I'm not supposed to. Trainers would kill me if they knew.

I don't masterbate nearly enough, but if I had the time, I swear I'd do it 13 times a day.

One time I actually did whack off 13 times in a 24 hour span. Sore testes.

My index toe is bigger than my big toe.

I shave everything.

I actually do plan on being a champion one day.

I really did drink the last of the gatorade.

I still look at Sherdog, I just don't post there.

I have been given no reason to assume anything other than what I've always thought to be true... which is that 90% of the people I have encountered on the internet are far less intellectually inclined than I (to put it blunt, most of you are are either right above or directly below Gurgle Gurgle on the ol' stupid scale).

I was seriously planning on going to Vegas, and completely fell out of infatuation with the idea once I realized someone had invited my ex. I'm still pissed about this. I'm missing the best event in UFC history because of it. And now, she's not even going.

For how fast I usually drive, I'm the best driver I know.

I cut off old people all the time. I respect my elders, but I feel they should respect me back by
a) not doing 50 in a 65 zone
b) not crossing the street all slow and stopping traffic
c) not getting in the fastlane and making it the slowlane

I've had dreams about dying a soldier. It's why I don't enlist.

I've only ever had one dream about flying. Best dream ever.

AZn..... dont confess too much ok?? hehe, if u know what i mean!!! :)

[quote:7382c98dc7="prime cut"]Got into a huge arguement with one of my friends over wheter the He-Man they shouw now is different than the old one. They have changed it a lot I think.[/quote:7382c98dc7]

Do they still have Teila and Orco?

[quote:e519660a10="ShootoKing"]AZn..... dont confess too much ok?? hehe, if u know what i mean!!! :)[/quote:e519660a10]

shut it Poo Poo King. You know you are really trying to piss some people off. Don't bring your ****in DRAMA and personl **** here if your goal is to make people feel uncomfortable. I know about your BS! :evil:

lol..................i'll never tell. i dont sin... iam an angel, huh Azn grl

[quote:fd3387562a="GhosT^x0"][quote:fd3387562a="prime cut"]Got into a huge arguement with one of my friends over wheter the He-Man they shouw now is different than the old one. They have changed it a lot I think.[/quote:fd3387562a]

Do they still have Teila and Orco?[/quote:fd3387562a]
Same characters just completly different looks. They rode around on hovercraft type vehicles too. I like the old one better, although I really don't care that much since I hardly watch tv.

I am jerking it right now.

lol

[quote:f899e22f68="GhosT^x0"]Confession time:
I was seriously planning on going to Vegas, and completely fell out of infatuation with the idea once I realized someone had invited my ex. I'm still pissed about this. I'm missing the best event in UFC history because of it. And now, she's not even going.[/quote:f899e22f68]

You should still go if you can. :)

[quote:f899e22f68="Napol"]lol..................i'll never tell. i dont sin... iam an angel, huh Azn grl[/quote:f899e22f68]

Rrriiight..... come on now... you have to have something.

I have been fantasizing about banging my ex-girlfriend all day.

Call her up!

I have been fantasizing about banging Aaron's ex-girlfriend all day.

well hockey she is a cutie. If she ever passes Alberta.


[quote:c23738591f]Call her up![/quote:c23738591f]

just dwelling on old feelings. It would be a nightmare if we ever tried to hook up again.

i have many things i can denie

[quote:7b06b2f6e1="Bzob"]I am jealous of pac808 for not smoking and I think about using my new "Cold Steel" Voyager knife to gouge his eyes[/quote:7b06b2f6e1]



CHEEEEEEAAAAL WINSTAN!!!!!!! You gotta want to quit and thats that. I quit because I wanted to. But all of my other friends that still smoke give me a hard time about it. They always say "nobody likes a quitter".

I confess I had way too much fun within the last 2 weeks.

How was the holidays Chelsea?

Behave yourself?? :wink:

drank, drinking, and will continue to do so.

[quote:0db0208cf6="seldomTap"]How was the holidays Chelsea?

Behave yourself?? :wink:[/quote:0db0208cf6]

Lets just say I didn't fail in my abilities to nail down two guys in one week. :lol:
I was well behaved, so to speak! :wink:

I woke up and stepped in puppy****, so I kicked the dog across the room....

[quote:4fe20a8fbd="norcalpimp"]

Lets just say I didn't fail in my abilities to nail down two guys in one week. :lol:
I was well behaved, so to speak! :wink:[/quote:4fe20a8fbd]

It shouldn't, and by God I wish it didn't...but that **** turns me on

I confess that since my last confession I have:

lied
rubbed many out in the work bathroom
drunk too much
lusted after married women
lusted after underage women
lusted after men that thought they were women (W00t)
ridiculed the disadvantaged
laughed at fat people
laughed at skinny people
covetted thy neighbours wife (milf)
borrowed money with no intention of paying it back
cheated on my partner

Classic thread. Back when this place was still a lot of fun.

Yeah, that was back before we switched to vbulliten. That was classic globalmma. You can tell by the ****ed up quotes and the fact that SeldomTap is given credit for starting this thread.

Man, I miss some of the people that used to post here. Tammy, Kato, Bella, ParzIT and a bunch of other entertaining people. Where did everyone go?

To hell.

Originally posted by seldomTap
I confess that since my last confession I have:

lied
rubbed many out in the work bathroom
drunk too much
lusted after married women
lusted after underage women
lusted after men that thought they were women (W00t)
ridiculed the disadvantaged
laughed at fat people
laughed at skinny people
covetted thy neighbours wife (milf)
borrowed money with no intention of paying it back
cheated on my partner

That's like an average week for me except for that I rub them out in my office, and I'd have to add multiple lap dances among my offenses (STFU I'm trying to cut down) some pill popping and also I've recently acquired a new and expensive gambling habit.

gambling does the soul good Blue