ensanity
11-20-2002, 04:08 PM
Mine is Conan O'Brien singing "Big Pimpin'"...So what yours? Tell me some of the past ones too?
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View Full Version : What your answering machine message? ensanity 11-20-2002, 04:08 PM Mine is Conan O'Brien singing "Big Pimpin'"...So what yours? Tell me some of the past ones too? Pac808 11-20-2002, 04:11 PM I had the ever popular "Hello? Hello? and then about 10 seconds later you say just kidding leave a message. Right now its me on the machine saying thus "High you have reached___________ please leave a message after the beep, or dont... its entirely up to you" Aaron Bizarre 11-20-2002, 04:12 PM Hi, we screen your calls so leave a message. Tha Playa 11-20-2002, 04:12 PM Beep ensanity 11-20-2002, 04:14 PM [quote:69b450de76="Aaron Suave"]Hi, we screen your calls so leave a message.[/quote:69b450de76]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Kick ass! Pac808 11-20-2002, 04:15 PM Or an Italian accent.... ensanity 11-20-2002, 04:21 PM [quote:7109ec3b76="Pac808"]Or an Italian accent....[/quote:7109ec3b76]I think i want a Jamacian to do my next one...Big ups Rudeboy! Bzob 11-20-2002, 04:45 PM Do you guys know Pigs in Zen from Janes addiction first album on XXX records? Were it starts out "some people should die thats just unconsios knowlegde , leave a message and i will call you back.....leave it by the bell.. ParazIT 11-20-2002, 05:09 PM Hi you have called me so I don't think I need to say my name. I really don't want you to leave a message so please hang up and try to call again. If it's important leave a mess after the beep..... I said after the beep.....there hasn't been a beep yet......*me saying beep*...that wasn't it....ok...here it comes.... something like that...it's in swedish of course... I've had everything..."This is Martins phone *Screamin* No man, dis iz Achmeds phone now, leave boy" the ever funny "hello...hello?...I can't hear you" and once somthing wierd happend and my ex left a mess and somehow it ended up being my answering machine message.... lil'surfer girl 11-20-2002, 05:33 PM A friends voicemail message.... "there are very few people in this world that I wish to talk to, what makes you think you are one of them?" Wushu 11-20-2002, 06:09 PM "Hello, you've reached the Davis family. We are unable to get to the phone at this time. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message. We will return your call...thank you." ensanity 11-20-2002, 06:29 PM [quote:d68b4572b3="Wushu"]"Hello, you've reached the Davis family. We are unable to get to the phone at this time. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message. We will return your call...thank you."[/quote:d68b4572b3]BOO!!!! Too boring dude. I made you a new one, change your old right now... "You know who you reached, and since you got this far...leave a DAMN message! If your message is dumb or youre a bill collector, do not expect a call back. Stupid people and Bill Collectors are low lives and WE are to good to deal with that. So after the beep..." Use the one i just gave you, grade A stuff. Bella 11-20-2002, 11:00 PM My voice mail: "Hey this is Linsey, leave a message." Oh, and in a hick accent, so I'm told. :roll: Tammy 11-20-2002, 11:19 PM I've been told I have one too by Californian people..... My voice mail: Hey, you have reached Tammy.... sorry I missed your call. Please leave a message and I'll call you back. Zen 11-20-2002, 11:20 PM Hello, you've reached the Broadus's, I'm here smoking the chronic, so I don't feel like answering the phone. Leave a message after the beep and I probably won't call you back. bye pål johnsen 11-21-2002, 03:08 AM i have 2 minutes of some crazy christian guy i taped from TV. this guy is MAD!! brainwashing on a high level! anyway its funny! but its too long so i need to change it! |