... the Duke of Hurl.

How mortifying that uploads of Clinton Woods-Glen Monson must have his voice on them.

If Mon gets in trouble late (as I suspect he might, Woods TKO 11, you'll see...) we'll learn that "he's GONE, he's absolutely GONE in there - the kid's got NUFFINCK LEFT, I PROMISE YOU!"


What a cunt.

Hes from my town... and has a gym here too.

But I have to agree, his commentary is average to poor.

He's one of few to predict a boxing lesson in the Calzaghe/Lacy fight.

But I prefer the old geezer who commentates on Sky Sports 1, that dude knows his stuff, our scorecards are always similar.

*Hint hint*

Duke McKenzie is a ****ing prick.

Hes from my town... and has a gym here too.

But I have to agree, his commentary is average to poor.

Does he have a new gym?
I went to his gym wen i was 17.

It was above a pub that became a huge crackhouse and was eventually shut down and demolished.

Hes from my town... and has a gym here too.

But I have to agree, his commentary is average to poor.

Exige used to bum Duke McKenzie for the price of a bag of chips, you know. A young urchin boy who lived on shrimps and stale kebabs in the streets, he was taken in from the cold and shown the art of bum love by the lovable Duke.

Unfortunately Exige's recurring problem of premature ejaculation broke up the relationship.

As Exige was bumming him for 50p, Duke would sense that Exige was about to drop his load after only about three minutes: "I'm telling you, the kid's got NUFFINCK LEFT! One more thrust and he's OUTTA THERE, I promise you!"

A true story.

Does he have a new gym?
I went to his gym wen i was 17.

It was above a pub that became a huge crackhouse and was eventually shut down and demolished.
Apparently its up near Sanderstead now.

Again, no denial...

Duke was objective in last night's fight, wasn't he?

Duke was objective in last night's fight, wasn't he?
I dunno, I was too busy having a ****ing shit night.

I dunno, I was too busy having a ****ing shit night.

Did u catch somthing off one of those Bromley slappers?

Did u catch somthing off one of those Bromley slappers?
Nah man. I nearly did actually, last week. If I wasnt being so modest I was getting some. I held back, partly cos the girl was trouble and secondly cos she works around a load of my mates. Im only gonna get the inevitable banter arent I?

But nah last night was so shit Bob, honestly. Up in Chavabout and there is absolutely **** all going on in there. The DJ in one room was decent and everyone was feeling that but my friends didnt like it in there. So we are in the room with the band and they were cack. In the end I just left and was like **** it theres no point in being here spending money when I could be home on the muther****ing scene. Honestly, this place was dead last night, but still better than out there.

I was so pissed man (pissed off)... Its made me even more determined to just leave the clubs and just stick to boxing...

Ok a bit of a tangent. Before I was 18 I was like "I dont wanna come out, cos its probably ****ing shit. Id rather be knocking people out". So anyways I got all sorts of comments after that like "you're sad, you'd rather be fisting men than pulling all these girls". Its only now that I realise that they were the sad ones, and I was right to just be boxing. Im only gonna go out on a worthwhile cause from now on... it pissed me off too much last night.

I dunno, I was too busy having a ****ing shit night.

You were ****ing SHIT??? You're supposed to **** fannies, you know dat, right? :confused:

Knowledge is power.

Ill bare that in mind next time. :cool: