Everybody submit some of their best poetry for this thread, I'll go first.

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cuz you gave me all your p*ssy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't f*ck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cuz I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

Isn't that the shiznit, from the Doggystyle album?

I think it's off of Tha Dogg Pound album with Daz and Kurupt.

jus chillin at globalmma.net
waitin for a fine girl
so i can make her panties wet
eat that *****
give her a night she won't forget
wha wha

ufc 40 is tomorrow night
hope its a helluva fight
tito versus ken
punishment versus lions den
who will be the champion

worst thread ever

[quote:9b1ecab831="James Fulton"]worst thread ever[/quote:9b1ecab831]

Agreed.....