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HockeyFighter
11-23-2002, 02:10 AM
That's right

realkaps
11-23-2002, 02:25 AM
By the end of this weekend Hockey is gonna be a blackbelt.....

HockeyFighter
11-23-2002, 02:38 AM
Gotta increase the post count somehow.

realkaps
11-23-2002, 02:43 AM
Regular post whoring lost its edge......

HockeyFighter
11-23-2002, 02:46 AM
You know it

realkaps
11-23-2002, 02:49 AM
Yes I do, does pal talk cost anything?

HockeyFighter
11-23-2002, 02:57 AM
Nope.

realkaps
11-23-2002, 02:59 AM
Good.....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 12:50 AM
About 3 hours now.

realkaps
11-24-2002, 02:09 AM
2.....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 03:12 AM
Less than 1

realkaps
11-24-2002, 03:54 AM
8 minutes

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 03:56 AM
Venetian vs Yokoi is first and is only minutes away

Mr. Beelzebub
11-24-2002, 03:57 AM
I'm up...checking in..
****, I need a beer.

realkaps
11-24-2002, 04:20 AM
Fighter introductions, Frye wearing a Gi......

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 04:39 AM
Round 1

Ven misses a punch..yok goes for a double leg and gets the takedown...side mount...knees to the side....back to half gaurd..yok trying to pass...small punches to head...still in half guard....yok looking for kimura....yok holding trunks....yok in full mount...back to side mount...half gaurs..small head punches by both...ven with elbow to yok's head...yok with body punches...full mount..raining down punches...ven bring him in close...more punches...ven clvering up...ven wrapping up head...tries to sweep..stopped by yok...half guard....side mount...half guard..body punches by yok...side mount....full mount....punching, punching, punching, punching about 30 punches most being blocked...still in mount...ven spins yok into half guard....full mount...light punches...looking for armbar...ven defending....punching again...3 min left in round....side mount..ven defending...knees to side by yok....small punches...ven throwing knees from the bottom...tying up...small punches...full mount by yok...punching....ven defending with long arms...yok looking for armbar...defended...yok punching again...somewhat tired....last min...reset at center of ring....full mount still...yok punching and landing but not hard punches....armbar attempt...end of round

realkaps
11-24-2002, 04:39 AM
Venetian vs Yokoi: Jerrel punches and miss, take down by Yokoi, side mount...knees by Yokoi.....north south position....back to half guard....small punches by both fighters.....Yokoi passes gets full mount....side mount....back to half guard.....Warning to Jerrel for elbow....full mount by Yokoi punches.....Jerrel flips him over....Yokoi defends....side mount....full mount by Yokoi......lots of punches by Yokoi...about half connect....side mount again.....knees by Yokoi....back to mount.....Jerrel escapes....full mount....more punches....Yokoi goes for armbar....Yokoi punches.....Side mount.....Jerrel wrapping him up.....more knees by Yokoi.....Jerrel throwing Knees from the bottom....full mount again......exchanging punches......Yokoi throwin punches from the mount....end round 1

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 04:45 AM
Round 2

ven with a high kick that is blocked....ven low kick..caught...yok clinches and gets takedown...half guard...both winded....yok in full mount..armbar attempt....releases...punching....ven leaving arm vulnerable...knees from side mount...kimura attempt...armbar...misses...ven escapes..throws a kick....yok takedown...half guard...side mount....ven throws 2 good knees..yok full mount...2 min left....looking for armbar...armbar..defending...tapout..Yokoi by armbar from mount

realkaps
11-24-2002, 04:45 AM
Round 2.

High kick by Jerrel...blocked....low kick by Jerrel.....take down....half guard...full mount by Yokoi.....side mount.....knees.....Yokoi goes for armbar misses....stand up....Yokoi takes Jerrel down again.....Passes half guard....side mount.....full mount by Yokoi.....Jerrel tapped Arm bar 3 min 2nd round.....Winner Yokoi.....

Mr. Beelzebub
11-24-2002, 04:46 AM
I knew it.

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 05:06 AM
Randleman vs Yamamoto

Round 1

Circling, randleman jabs, takedown for randleman, north south position, neck crank, releases it, big punch by randleman, keylock attempt, cranking, has bad position and not fully in, still cranking, yam is calm, still in keylock, releases and punches, side mount, back to keylock, cranks on it, yam spins out, in north south position, yam trying to push off, randleman holding yam down, throws nice body shot, randleman tries a neck crank again..lets go..yam throwing knees...randleman still in side mount, keylock again, yam fights out of it, still in side mount, randleman throwing punches and forearms, mount by randleman, yam holding randleman's head, looking for keylock, cranking, escapes, yam tries a leg lock, back to standing, randleman landing punches, back to ground, yam was almost out, 4 min left, side mount by randleman, action slows, yam throwing knees from bottom, keylock attempt, yam defending, yam in pain, cranking hard, yam escapes again, 3 min left, back to keylock again, slowly cranking, randleman's left hand is throwing some punches, knee by randleman, action is slow now, back to the keylock (what else is new), yam working to get guard, last min, small punches by randleman, closed guard now, body puches by randleman, yam winded, randleman looks fine, round over

realkaps
11-24-2002, 05:08 AM
It sounds entertaining, which is wierd for a Randleman fight....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 05:13 AM
Round 2

Randleman jumping around, yam kicking and goes down by himself, randleman goes down with him into side mount, randleman with a big punch, has yam's arm caught and face exposed, keylock again, yam defending and kneeing, randleman punching from side mount, again back to the keylock, randleman punching again, slow action, knee by randleman, randleman rains down punches, looking for keylock, releases, punching again, north south, kneeing, 6 knees, yam not really blocking well, neck crank, kneeing again, again, yam almost done, yam spins out to side mount, end round 2 yam cut

realkaps
11-24-2002, 05:13 AM
Big Knees by Randleman in the second round.....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 05:17 AM
Round 3

Yam very tired, randleman full of energy and gets takedown easily, half guard, passes to side mount, knees by randleman, north south, punches, big knees, big kness, IT'S OVER! Randleman TKO

realkaps
11-24-2002, 05:17 AM
3rd round.....take down by Randleman......half guard....Randleman passes easy.....side mount.....north south position...back to side mount....trys for another keylock....big knees....ref stops the fight......

realkaps
11-24-2002, 05:20 AM
Ninja vs Arona next!!!

realkaps
11-24-2002, 05:28 AM
Lots of action I cant keep up.......

realkaps
11-24-2002, 05:36 AM
What was the Yellow Card for??

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 05:38 AM
Ninja vs Arona baby

Round 1

Ninja with a flying knee, misses, takedown by arona, back to standing, arona takedown, ninja attempt armbar, arona in ninja's guard, side mount for arona, to half guard, ninja looks for kneebar, arona defends, arona punching, ninja sweeps, standup, ninja kneeing, ninja has back, tieup in corner standing, knees being thrown, slowing down, ninja right hand, ref breaks them up, big right by ninja misses, ninja looks for a takedown, kneeing to arona's thigh, ref breaks them, kick by ninja misses, arona takedown, in ninja's guard, arona has ninja's back, spins out and gets in arona's guard, ninja punching, arona defending well, more punches, arona trying to tie up ninja's arms, 4 min left, both are tiring, action slowing, still in arona's guard, small body punches, ninja being more aggresive and landing punches, arona winded, 3 min left, sperry yelling to arona, small punches, slow action, ref breaks it, yellow card to arona for stalling, ninja defends takedown, ninja looks good, kick by ninja lands to head, arona gets takedown, arona punching, in ninja's guard, punches by arona, ninja liver kicking with heels, arona punching, arona tripods, arona looks for leglock, round over

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 05:45 AM
Round 2

Ninja looks good, arona's face is marked up, ninja jabing, clinch, arona sweeps and gets takedown, half guard, arona throwing body shots, lack of action, ninja tries to sweep, arona knees, ninja standups, arona attempt guillotine, not in all the way, escapes, reset to center of ring, ninja in arona's half guard, small punches, working for position, more small punches, ninja looks for keylock, arona tired and stalling, closed guard, more punching, ninja still active, 30 sec left in round, back to standup, ninja attempts stomp, end of round

realkaps
11-24-2002, 05:52 AM
Lost sound bout halfway thru third round.......

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 05:53 AM
Round 3

Ninja kicking, ninja throwing some knees, ref breaks up the clinch, arona shoots and gets te double leg, ninja attempt armbar, fails, closed guard, ninja with heel kicks, ninja tries to sweep, arona defends and punches, arona punches and lands, ninja defending, full guard still, arona punching, knee, standup, arona has lower body clinch, ninja has single leg, arona gets double leg into ninja's half guard, ninja cut on left eye, 1 min left, sound out.........end of round

realkaps
11-24-2002, 05:53 AM
Arona by decision, sounds like bull****......

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 05:54 AM
Judge 1 arona, 2 arona 3 arona

Decision Arona

realkaps
11-24-2002, 05:58 AM
Heath/Fedor next......

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 06:16 AM
Fedor vs Herring

Round 1

Herring with front kick, fedor catches and takes doen herring, heath looks for kneebar, fedor escapes, in heath's half guard, fedor punching, fedor passes easily, back to guard, herring turtling, fedor punching, herring is cut, fedor is dominating, refs checking cut, fight continues, heath kicks, fedor gets take down, side mount, back in guard, near edge of ring, fedor punching and herring just defending, side mount for fedor, herring's eye looks bad, fedor doing whatever he wants, knees exchanged, lots of blood on heath's face, heath looks tired and is inactive, 5 min left, lack of action, big right by fedor, small body punches, slowing right down, fedor in mount, blood everywhere, back mount, heath trying to get away, back to mount, rear naked on heath, not tight, heath escapes, tries another choke, herring in fedor's guard, herring is weak, north south, herring knees, 30 sec left, small puncjes, herring more active, end round

realkaps
11-24-2002, 06:16 AM
Round 1

Heath tries front kick.....Fedor takes him down.....Heath tries for kneebar.....half guard....Fedor throwing punches from top position...side mount...knees to Heaths head....open guard...Fedor passes easy...side mount...Fedor throwin big punches.....Heath in turtle position....Heath rolls out.....Heath is cut.....refs checking cuts....Heath trying kicks.....slam by Fedor....open guard....Fedor throwin punches....Heath covering....side mount....Heath spins out...tries for another kneebar.....side mount again.....big knee by Fedor....lots of blood from Heath.....Fedor stands up....back down....in Heaths guard....Fedor with a big right hand....into half guard.....both fighters tired....Fedor tries for full mount.....small body punches....open guard....full mount.....Fedor raining down blows....back mount....lots of blood....back to full mount....Fedor went for rear naked...Heath escapes....Into Fedors guard....Heath punching from side mount...end round 1

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 06:17 AM
Fedor wins by stoppage at the end of round 1.

realkaps
11-24-2002, 06:17 AM
Fedor wins ref stoppage...........

realkaps
11-24-2002, 06:22 AM
Shilt Vs. Nog next.......

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 06:34 AM
Schilt vs Nog

Round 1

Missed the first bit had to piss, standing up, nog shoots for a leg, semmy defends, schilt kicks to nog's head, nog gets the double leg takedown, closed guard, semmy holding nog's wrists and is defending well, nog getting the odd punch in, reset at center, schilt defending very well, full mount for nog, back to side mount, few punches by nog, very awkward fighting right now, nog armbar, to triangle, semmy punching, triangle is in, semmy taps. TRIANGLE CHOKE!

realkaps
11-24-2002, 06:35 AM
Round 1

Nog goes for take down....Schilt evades.....still standing....take down......back to there feet......sound cut out.....both standing.....Nog gets a take down.....In Schilts closed guards...Schilt ties up Nogs arms.....Half guard......Schilt clinching...not much action.....Nog lands small punches to Semmys head.....Nog gets full mount.....Nog punches....Schilt clinches....Nog with more small punches....Nog goes for triangle....Schilt picks up nog drops him......taps out.....Nog wins by Triangle......

realkaps
11-24-2002, 06:43 AM
Silva Vs. Kanehara next.........

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 06:55 AM
Silva vs Kanehara

Round 1

High kick by Silva, into kane's guard, silva breaks away, kick to leg, back to standing, punches, silva in kane's half guard, few punches to the head and ribs, kick to leg by silva, standing again, circling, kane punches misses, back to kane's guard, silva stands up, silva kicks, punches by silva into kane's guard, silva kicks and stomps, it's over ....TKO SILVA

realkaps
11-24-2002, 06:55 AM
Round 1

Big punches....Kanehara goes down....Silva punches from closed guard...Silva passes....leg kicks...back to there feet....both punching....Silva takes down Kanehara.....in half guard.....Silva landing small punches from half guard....chest to chest.....Kanehara clinching....leg kicks by Silva....standing....circling.....Silva knocks him down....in full guard...strikes by silva.....Silva stands up and signals for Kanehara to stand up....he does.....gets knocked back down....back up....punches by silva....pushes him down.....guard....head stomps.....Silva wins, like we didnt know......

realkaps
11-24-2002, 07:05 AM
Intermission........

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 07:05 AM
Intermission

realkaps
11-24-2002, 07:06 AM
I beat you to that one biotch......

realkaps
11-24-2002, 07:07 AM
Ninja got screwed IMO.......

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 07:07 AM
Echo!

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 07:13 AM
Ninja lost but he won in reality, ****ty decisions suck. Herring got ****ed up bad. Randleman actually finished someone. Silva won, like anyone doubted that. So did Nog. And there was another fight no one cared about. 3 to go.

realkaps
11-24-2002, 07:18 AM
Herring got beat down........

realkaps
11-24-2002, 07:35 AM
Yoshida vs Frye right now......

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 07:51 AM
Frye vs Yoshida

Round 1

Frye fighting without a gi, frye jabs, yosh trips frye, into closed guard, yosh looking for choke, frye defends, yosh trying to pass, half guard, yosh almost has frye's back, frye defending, the choke is tight, frye fighting it, frye looks weak, frye escapes into yosh's half guard, body shots by frye, small punches to head by frye, reset by ref, yosh defending well, yosh looking for the sweep, frye defending, frye trying to pass, 5 min left, yosh armbar, it's in tight, frye doesn't tap, REF STOPS IT! YOSHIDA WINS! HIS ARM IS OUT!

realkaps
11-24-2002, 07:52 AM
Round 1......

Frye jabs.....Yoshida trips Frye....in guard...Yoshida setting up ezekial choke?....Frye defends.....half guard.....Frye gives his back....Yoshida gets hooks.....Yoshida choking Frye with his gi....Frye looks in trouble....Frye gets out of choke....in Yoshidas guard....Frye throwin body shots at Yoshida....half guard....more body strikes by Frye.....small punches to the head by Frye....ref break....back to the center.....open guard.....Frye trying to pass....Yoshida is going for armbar.....Has armbar....Frye is not tapping.....Ref stopped it....Frye didnt tap.....work I say.....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 07:55 AM
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realkaps
11-24-2002, 07:55 AM
Crap crap crap crap crap......

Jay Pan ROKK
11-24-2002, 08:05 AM
Thanks guys ...

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 08:18 AM
Takada vs Tamura

Round 1

Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring boring, KICK TO THE GROIN BY TAMURA! 3 min break

realkaps
11-24-2002, 08:21 AM
Round 1

Circling.....missed strikes......Takada kicked in nuts........

The sad thing is that is probably gonna be the highlight of this match....

James Fulton
11-24-2002, 08:26 AM
lol...

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 08:28 AM
Tak trying to get up, back to "fighting", boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, low kick tamura, boring, boring, low kick, boring, low kick, low kick, tamura lowkicking alot, takada doing nothing, more low kicks, takada's leg turning colors, tak in tamura's open guard, no one is doing anything, THEIR BOTH OUT!, nope, we can't get that lucky and have it end this early, boring, MOVEMENT!!!!! boring, boring, BORE ****ING ING, standup, end of round

realkaps
11-24-2002, 08:28 AM
Low kick....low kick.....low kick....low kick....low kick...low kick...low kick.....fake punch...low kick....low kick....Takadas leg turning color....low kick... low kick....Takada punches...Tamura kicks....go to the ground....Takada in open guard......both fighters not moving....they are taking a nap......reverse postion.....Tamura in Takads guard....holding hands....still no movement....closed guard....weak punches.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......open guard....Takada butt scoot.....low kicks....round 1 over....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 08:30 AM
"I don't know if we can recap that much action...someone wake up Hody"
LMAO!

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 08:32 AM
Round 2

Guess what? Low kicks, takada is giong left leg forward! OMG!!!! WTF IS GOING ON!!! Tak is out? GAY! GAY! GAY! Phantom punch. Tamura by ko i guess.

realkaps
11-24-2002, 08:32 AM
Round 2

Low kick....low kick....low kick...low kick...punch.....low kick...low kick....Tamura punched Takada and KOs him......Tamura wins by Ko.....Takada is dying....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 08:34 AM
Takada is dead I hope. Right cross from Tamura apparently.

realkaps
11-24-2002, 08:35 AM
Who really expected that **** to happen.....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 08:38 AM
He's still alive...****!

At least he won't reproduce any more

realkaps
11-24-2002, 08:42 AM
Getting KTFO in your retirement match=priceless......

Saku vs. Some guy next....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 08:50 AM
Sak vs Gilles Something (who cares he's gonna lose)

I can't type fast enough to keep up anymore. To tired.

realkaps
11-24-2002, 08:58 AM
Round 1

Feeling eachother out.....Gill with a jab....Saku low kick....Saku uppercuts....half guard....Saku trying to pass.....Sak passes....side mount....Sak punching.....Sak goes for rear naked....misses....back to side mount......half guard again.....punches from side mount position....Sak went for the choke and missed again....north south position.....side mount again......Sak slapping Gill in the head.....still side mount.....more slaps and punches from Sak.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....another slap......palm strikes to side of head.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......more slaps.....Sak doesnt look into the fight.....just holding the guy down......end round 1

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 09:02 AM
PLEASE END!!!! I ain't going to bed until this is over. It's 6 am here for ****s sake.

realkaps
11-24-2002, 09:06 AM
Round 2

Gil missing punches....Sak starts hitting him....they fall....full guard...Sak punches....North south position....Sak with elbows to the body...Side mount....Sak with palm strikes.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....slap to the face......Sak is getting mad and starts punching him in the head....full mount.....north south position....zzzzzzzzzzzz.....end of round 2.....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 09:07 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z

realkaps
11-24-2002, 09:11 AM
Round 3

Gil misses punches.....big punch by Sak gil goes down.....Gill covering.....more face slaps....sound went out......still no sound....Gill tapped his arm wasnt fully extended.......Sak wins by armbar 3rd round.....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 09:12 AM
It's over. Thank GOD! Someone better read this and appreciate it. Goodnight.

realkaps
11-24-2002, 09:12 AM
Good show minus the last two matches......

The Ronin
11-24-2002, 01:58 PM
Sounded like the event blew....

HockeyFighter
11-24-2002, 03:57 PM
I was good. Better then I excepted given the whole wrestling theme. The Randleman, Yokoi, Herring, Silva, and Arona fights were all good. Nog's fight was lacking but it's hard to tell because the comentators don't get are excited for the ground work. Just pretend the last 2 fights never happened and the event was good.

seldomTap
11-24-2002, 09:46 PM
Much appreciated Hockeyfighter and Kaps, sounds like a decent card till takada came along and loused up the show

Squezze
11-25-2002, 12:47 AM
No way did Ninja even come close to winning that fight. Arona had that one all the way.

And there's no way the Yoshida/Frye match was a work. Frye's got an arm injury from that nasty assed armbar.

realkaps
11-25-2002, 02:49 AM
Well I guess the thread wasnt a total waste, we got 519 views....

HockeyFighter
11-25-2002, 02:54 AM
Yeah, almost as many as the UFC thread....but more replies here. Next time we need to set up some thing where one of us is the color man.

realkaps
11-25-2002, 03:00 AM
Maybe.....

Big_Papa
11-25-2002, 08:36 AM
Nice thread guys, The only thing that dissapointed me was Heath Herring getting beat. I thought for sure he would win, but oh well, he'll be back for more.