Because I am that good looking.

They said:

And I quote:

"You really have a good looking face and you should take acting lessons cause you could do tv" You don't scare people like the other comics.

So for all you losers who thought I was fugly, bow down!

Gay

It's the truth and nothing but the truth! I did not embelish anything. I am just repeating what people have told me, whether you think it's gay or not!

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