That's right, the **** has HIT the ****ING FAN. Looks like the roommate has decided that it's time to go back home for the holidays... which means we're firing up the GhosT^x0 Party Machine for a good long Friday night full of drinking, hatred, and people from this board. **** if I know when it starts, **** if I know where it ends, but one thing is for certain,... if you're in CA and you're not at my house Friday night, you're an uncool piece of crap, and I hate you. Ah yes, the good life... a friday night of making some noise, drinking stuff, smoking stuff, watching violence on TV, and kicking people out when it's all said and done so that me and my girlfriend can play bunnies and make some noise of our own. Yer damn right.

The best gatherings always have some kinda gameplan, so in this thread, I'd like to outline everyone's respective responsibilities. If everyone sticks to their role, things should fly off with no effort whatsoever, so everyone who's formally been invited, please pay attention to your Party Monitor duties.

Tanner, you'll be responsible for supplying the Painkillers (Alaina's prescriptions won't keep all of us going for long) and the videotape / dvd violence (we need K-1 and ****ING LOTS of it). I expect you doped up, beer'ed up, finger on the "ban" button and telling people you hate them within an hour of your arrival. This will go a long way in establishing who the **** is in charge here, as to keep outbursts and backtalk from Footstool and Stepladder (Tony and Adam) to a minimum.

Adam, you'll be in charge of providing partygoers with the herbal supplments, and it'd probably be best if you also provided some type of smoking utensil. Although I will not be smoking with you (trying to improve the cardio), I will be ripping back shots with you every step of the way (and this will improve my cardio... I swear). I'm also putting you in charge of beer-running, because let's face it... it's either you driving sober or me driving drunk. Either one is just as ****ing crazy as the other, and in the end, I'd rather you get a ticket for dumbassin it than me get a ticket for a DUI. So there.

Tony, you'll be in charge of offering drunken bystanders the opportunity to refinance their houses / cars / kids. Also, bring some beer. Since 4 out of 5 of the initial participants are hispanic in some shape or form (Corona), I'm going to ask that you use your best judgement (Corona) and pick up a quality beer (Corona) that can be enjoyed by all of us who are down with La Raza (Corona) and like a little lime with our beer, since I kinda bought 8 limes last night, and it won't take that many to do tequila shots. Also, I want a "**** Terrorists" shirt, so be prepared to cut me a deal on one. XL or XXL preferably.

And don't think big daddy GhosT is skatin free on this one... aside from providing facilities, I'll be providing the drinks (Tequilaaaaa, Brain Hemorhage shots, Gin & Tonics... y'all are in trouble), and I'm gonna try and stay sober enough to cook something for when we all get hungry. Or hell, maybe we'll just order Chinese. mmmmm

Consider this an open invite to anyone on Global MMA in the regional Southern California / Los Angeles area, to come down and have a little bit of fun with us. If you're going to come, please bring something female, or female-like, so that someone can have sex in my roommate's bed while he's gone, before I do (I'd feel bad if I was the first to break it in). It'd also be kinda cool to see Tony get his game on... I've always wanted to see Tony hit on a chick, because I think it'll be funny to see him try and hit anyone or anything above the ankle line (OOOoooOOOoooOOooohhhh... Tony's gonna do backflips under the roommate's bed instead of breakin it in.... OOOooOOoooOooooooohhh) PM me for info. Everyone else involved, we'll see ya Friday night. :)

PS: Since still-shots of these parties never do em justice, the GhosT-Cam will be in full effect. You've been warned.

You guys should get drunk and hold your own mma tournament and tape it

can i have a responsabuility even though there is very little chance i will be in califonia on friday?

[quote:f7446c4eca="James Fulton"]You guys should get drunk and hold your own mma tournament and tape it[/quote:f7446c4eca]

Nuh uh, cuz I would beat everyone up and that's not too cool. Invite them to my house to beat them up?

stay away from the weed tanner

Broadcast it over the internet, american pie style.

James, i would **** everyone up.

and Dave, that sounds good. As long as Bux and AzN can come over too! AzN promised me that I can fist Bux while she gives me hummers. So if that is all Jesus........ then its on.

And I WILL BRING MAAAAAAAAAD WEED! And don't give me your BS about getting your cardio up. I smoke like a ****in chiminey and I can run longer than you, I can fight longer than you, I can roll longer than you, i can **** longer than you, so suck the pickle punk! ITS ****IN ON! I am sick and tired of this smoking-by-myself ****. You have been the ONLY one to not deny the green majic, and I am not about to watch you back out now! I can't smoke with Tony, cause he will be high... repeating "this sucks, i should have NEVEr got high", then there is Tanner who will say "I can hang" and pass out 5 minutes later from being Chronictosed. And Bux will say "I smoke weed", then pass it up cause he really does'nt, he is just trying to look cool. Then there is AzN who will act like she is getting heat flashes and says "i have to go lay down". And I would'nt even try with Alaina, cause she has NEVER smoked and I would feel bad is she got hooked and next thing you know...... you have a fat, 315 lb girlfriend cause she gets addicted to the munchies.

So I will see you there, and thats that. I WILL break in your roommate's bed. And don't give me this **** that EVERYONE has to leave so you and Laina can get freaky! **** THAT! I am not driving an hour to drive back! And if you call this a party, you'd better believe its an all nighter. NOBODY is going nowhere, so ****in deal, bub. Besides..... you and laina getting freaky might happen, and when it does.... i want to hear you scream like the WOMAN you are.

VIOLATED PUNK! ****IN VIOLATED! ;)

Lemme run down the list of things I'm going to tell you about right now, Mr. Doggyfather sir. Hope you're comfy.

1) We'll roll on Friday night if you'd like. We can see who fights longer.

2) We'll run Friday night if you like. We'll see who can run longer.

3) I could smoke you under the table, but like, I'm gonna be doin a lot of drinking, and the two don't mix. On top of that, I'm borderlining on not smoking anymore... seriously! I think I've smoked maybe 2 Gs in the past 2 months.

4) Is Bux still here? Tell him and his lady to come on down.

5) Y'all are gettin the **** out, cuz since I'm not an admin, I don't get to ban you from the board, but I get to ban you from my house, and that's way cool. But like, I don't think it'll be a problem, since you ****s decided to cash your **** in early last time at Tanner's and bone out like a bunch of hoes, all early and ****. Bow down when I come to your town.

I'm not going to even acknolwedge the "I **** longer than you hojak" comment, cuz you're like 2 feet tall. You could hide behind a beer bottle. Other than that, did I miss anything hoe?

Haha

I am also in charge of clowning Tony. Recognize.

I have also dug around and found my videocamera. That's right. All you ****ers are getting down to the laina video tape. I'm gonna box it, "GlobalMMA Gone Wild" and sell that ****. Cause rockstars can do that ****. The cool part is that this thing has digital output so I can upload it to my computer and make a highlight video. Like the point that Tony goes running to the bathroom crying. And the 32234 times that Tanner says, "I hate you" And it's all about the bunnies that will be played on roommates bed that me and Azn will be playing. That's right.

Dave and I went shopping and got Alaina the peach schnapps. MMMMMM. Did we go small either? No way. We went 38238 proof. We got the white tequila for the foreplay, (licking salt off the neck of your counterpart) and we got the schnapps for the rough sex (as above mentioned, Brain Hemorhages) Friday night will be a night of furthering everyone's drinking tolerance and sex life. Believe that.

Did u get the Hiram walker schnapps? Its 90 proof. Its how I get bella to sleep with me.

You guys better post some pics dam it!!! :twisted:

Too bad I work....giving people a hard time...otherwise I would come over....half nekkid.

Ok.

davey poo....

1)WE WILL ROLL ON FRIDAY AND I WILL SUBMIT YOU!
2)WE WILL RUN AND I WILL TRIP YOU SO I CAN GET FURTHER.
3)You say you can smoke me under the table, yet you don't ****in smoke........... wha wha? 2 Gs in 2 months... WORTHLESS! I AM THE KING OF CIGA-WEED!
4)BUX IS HERE ON FRIDAY AND HIS LADY! AND I AM GONNA **** THEM BOTH!
5)If I am forced to drive drunk....... (yes, I am gona drink for once... just because Tanner smoked weed with me all weekend at Abu Dahbi) I will ban you from Global, cause like I HAVE THE POWER TO DO THAT. And If I am kicked to the curb for some ass that you can always get...... you will not be allowed to come to Punishment. If you do, I will make sure everyone disrespects you and spits on you.

And you should touch the "****ing longer than Hojak" cause you could learn a thing or 2. I **** and break backs as often as Tanner hates people.

And Laina...... wtf is this bunny thing with AzN? AzN is mine and Bux's for the night. You got your own animal.... the Dave.

I ****in hope you all die on Friday in my presence.

[quote:c410f3bf8a="Mugsy"]
And Laina...... wtf is this bunny thing with AzN? AzN is mine and Bux's for the night. You got your own animal.... the Dave.

I ****in hope you all die on Friday in my presence.[/quote:c410f3bf8a]

You see that ****? He just called me "The Dave".

<--- Your ****ing Master, Adam

DIE

Wow, I am getting a hangover from reading that

[quote:5db028d6dc="mami"]I am also in charge of clowning Tony. Recognize.

I have also dug around and found my videocamera. That's right. All you ****ers are getting down to the laina video tape. I'm gonna box it, "GlobalMMA Gone Wild" and sell that ****. Cause rockstars can do that ****. The cool part is that this thing has digital output so I can upload it to my computer and make a highlight video. Like the point that Tony goes running to the bathroom crying. And the 32234 times that Tanner says, "I hate you" And it's all about the bunnies that will be played on roommates bed that me and Azn will be playing. That's right.

Dave and I went shopping and got Alaina the peach schnapps. MMMMMM. Did we go small either? No way. We went 38238 proof. We got the white tequila for the foreplay, (licking salt off the neck of your counterpart) and we got the schnapps for the rough sex (as above mentioned, Brain Hemorhages) Friday night will be a night of furthering everyone's drinking tolerance and sex life. Believe that.[/quote:5db028d6dc]

I don't know Alaina, with all that booze you better bring some toys because I am not sure the bois pee-pees will be functional. Just bring the strap on just in case..hehehehahahah

To much anger in everyone.

I think I'll just stay at my moms house and watch a movie instead.

who cares? your gay.

its not like we are all meeting up to see you! ass

I'd rather watch Titanic then hang out with you Adam.

[quote:54440d9081="Kato"]
I don't know Alaina, with all that booze you better bring some toys because I am not sure the bois pee-pees will be functional. Just bring the strap on just in case..hehehehahahah[/quote:54440d9081]


LOL

I laughed way to hard at that. HA HA HA. Yeah you're probably right, all the boys might have trouble getting it up. Good thing I will be going to bed with the only man there. OOOOOOOOooooooohhhhhhhhh, damn. Did I just say that? Damn right I did.

Dogg, Azn and Dave are ****ing mine. You think Azn wants a ****ing hairy ******* compared to smooth laina skin? Hell no. Recognize.

Go back to your weed and corona, essah. Mami will be in the house Friday night.

AzN wants me. So do you. And so does that ****ey haired ***, tanner, and Dave... well, Dave jocks my style.

YOU ALL WILL GET ****ED BY THIS BIG BICK DADDY.
And I am still smokin wha wha?

[quote:cf739cd361="TannerNoBjj"]I'd rather watch Titanic then hang out with you Adam.[/quote:cf739cd361]

i would rather hang out in my car all night with a crack pipe than with you, Tanner.

do WE PEOPLE know you?

Have I banned you before?

[quote:48bc8e7c08="Mugsy"]and Dave... well, Dave jocks my style.

[/quote:48bc8e7c08]

I day I walk on my knees, shave my head and get clowns tattooed on my arms is the day that you can tell the whole world that I jock your style. For right now, the only jock in this picture is mine... which also doubles as your bathtub.

OOoooOOooooOOoooooohhhh, you see that?!?!?!? I just said you're so damn short, you take a bath in my groin protector. OOOooOOOooohhh, you ain't takin that ****!!!!! **** no you're not!!! You best get up in here and say something.

Ahhhhh ****........nevermind, it's B & I.

Why are you using two names?

[quote:3181c97264="GhosT^x0"][quote:3181c97264="Mugsy"]and Dave... well, Dave jocks my style.

[/quote:3181c97264]

I day I walk on my knees, shave my head and get clowns tattooed on my arms is the day that you can tell the whole world that I jock your style. [/quote:3181c97264]

[size=24:3181c97264][i:3181c97264][b:3181c97264]ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!![/b:3181c97264][/i:3181c97264][/size:3181c97264]

[quote:a9dca35df5="SexyBeast"][quote:a9dca35df5="TannerNoBjj"]Ahhhhh ****........nevermind, it's B & I.[/quote:a9dca35df5]

Your pretty fast Tanner, did you learn that on the special bus?[/quote:a9dca35df5]


Then why did you agree with me saying you're B & I in this post? And why do you share the same IP as him?

Is anyone else confused?

[quote:697361bf6f="SexyBeast"][quote:697361bf6f="TannerNoBjj"][quote:697361bf6f="SexyBeast"][quote:697361bf6f="TannerNoBjj"]Ahhhhh ****........nevermind, it's B & I.[/quote:697361bf6f]

Your pretty fast Tanner, did you learn that on the special bus?[/quote:697361bf6f]


Then why did you agree with me saying you're B & I in this post? And why do you share the same IP as him?[/quote:697361bf6f]

Why not? He doesn't mind, besides I don't care either.[/quote:697361bf6f]


THEN WHY DO YOU SHARE THE SAME IP AS HIM? IS HE YOUR BROTHER? FATHER? MOTHER? SISTER?

Damn Tanner, get all mad and ****.

[quote:a9d4ba1203="Mugsy"]
As long as Bux and AzN can come over too! AzN promised me that I can fist Bux while she gives me hummers. So if that is all Jesus........ then its on. [/quote:a9d4ba1203]

I never said I'd give you hummers. I only offered you Bux's sweet ass as sloppy, but still nice, seconds. After the food and the booze, I won't have time to cater to everybody needs and of course my Lainie will have to come first. :twisted:

Gonna have an orgy, are we? Well, someone better bring the Chupa Chups, or something. You guys better keep hydrated.

So that means I can expect you and Majin?

****in sweet. :)

I'd rather watch Beaches then hang out with Adam.

I will destroy you, Tanner.

[quote:b249d5459a="SexyBeast"]Yea tanner slow down, we all friends here.
Come and visit some time I'll buy ya a beer and show what goes on in the country![/quote:b249d5459a]

SO WHY THE **** DO YOU AND B & I SHARE THE SAME IP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tanner...... breathe... iiiiin.... oooouuuut

[quote:995ad5cbb7="GhosT^x0"]I will destroy you, Tanner.[/quote:995ad5cbb7]

No, I'll be at home doing something else.

i think friday night's gonna be pretty damn cool

[quote:5f656de767="GhosT^x0"]Tanner...... breathe... iiiiin.... oooouuuut[/quote:5f656de767]


SO WHY THE **** DO SEXY BEAST AND B & I SHARE THE SAME IP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[quote:eadbd4fda9="TannerNoBjj"][quote:eadbd4fda9="GhosT^x0"]I will destroy you, Tanner.[/quote:eadbd4fda9]

No, I'll be at home doing something else.[/quote:eadbd4fda9]

yeah being drug out by your ****ing hair all the way over to daves!!! :twisted:

[quote:57896d5b2c="Tony"]i think friday night's gonna be pretty damn cool[/quote:57896d5b2c]

Me and Tanner pretty much created the concept of the Sherdog party... we did it first, we ****in did it best... and this will be no exception. We took the warrior spirit of that ****in place with us when we high-tailed it, and believe me, the parties ****in came with us.

Be ready for a memorable evening, ladies and gents.

[quote:da71f5ce3b="SexyBeast"][quote:da71f5ce3b="GhosT^x0"]Tanner...... breathe... iiiiin.... oooouuuut[/quote:da71f5ce3b]

Both students Tanner, now take it easy and don't get all worked up.
B & I said you can be pretty cool sometimes but that you get a little heated when it's that time of the month.
I'm not here to give you **** tanner, I'm here to see the naked girls, you know here at byu-hawaii we don't get much nudity![/quote:da71f5ce3b]

SO WHAT ****ING SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO????? HOW OLD ARE YOU TWO???? WHAT'S YOUR MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME???????? WHAT DID YOU MEAN WE HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT????????? SO YOU'VE BEEN ON THESE FORUMS BEFORE????????? ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH **** **** ASS ****!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote:d2157b7b3c="GhosT^x0"][quote:d2157b7b3c="Tony"]i think friday night's gonna be pretty damn cool[/quote:d2157b7b3c]

Me and Tanner pretty much created the concept of the Sherdog party... we did it first, we ****in did it best... and this will be no exception. We took the warrior spirit of that ****in place with us when we high-tailed it, and believe me, the parties ****in came with us.

Be ready for a memorable evening, ladies and gents.[/quote:d2157b7b3c]


Very true.........I'll call you from my moms house to see how you guys are doing. I would come over but my hatred for Adam is keeping me by my mothers side.

[quote:d5a1eba092="SexyBeast"]I gotta go dude, see ya![/quote:d5a1eba092]


B & I GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **** **** ASS CUNT **** ***** PUTO PROSTITUTE ANIMAL LOVER GOAT ****ER ASS RAMMER **** ASS **** ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote:7ce780fbd7="GhosT^x0"][quote:7ce780fbd7="Tony"]i think friday night's gonna be pretty damn cool[/quote:7ce780fbd7]

Me and Tanner pretty much created the concept of the Sherdog party... we did it first, we ****in did it best... and this will be no exception. We took the warrior spirit of that ****in place with us when we high-tailed it, and believe me, the parties ****in came with us.

Be ready for a memorable evening, ladies and gents.[/quote:7ce780fbd7]

and now I'm involved. You thought parties were good before. Good thing you got bananas. :twisted:

He said ***** Puto Prostitute... hahahahahahahahahaha

****ing Tanner... you're gonna be there and you're gonna like it. I'm gonna lie and tell you Adam isn't there, and then like, when I come pick you up and we get back to my pad, Adam is gonna jump out from behind the door, jump up as high as he can and take a bite outta your big toe.

[quote:2981503595="GhosT^x0"]He said ***** Puto Prostitute... hahahahahahahahahaha

****ing Tanner... you're gonna be there and you're gonna like it. I'm gonna lie and tell you Adam isn't there, and then like, when I come pick you up and we get back to my pad, Adam is gonna jump out from behind the door, jump up as high as he can and take a bite outta your big toe.[/quote:2981503595]


I picture Adam jumping out from under a couch................where he can still stand up.

... or doing backflips under the bed with Tony.

Maybe I should bring over some little people movies friday night, Dave.

The Wizard of Oz
Willow
Rumplestilskin

You think Adam likes any of these?

One time he told me that he liked the Wizard of Oz, because seeing all those little people in one place reminded him of his family gatherings after Sunday church. He said the one with the beard looked like Mama Consuela, and I guess he loved her very very much.

He started singing, "we represent the lolly pop kids, the lolly pop kids, the lolly pop kids......." when we were driving to San Diego for ADCC.

He bumped that **** on the way to Team Punishment one day.

I asked him to turn it off.

I wish he would go join a little people colony and dissapear for good.

Tanner maybe you should start shooting up, the pills arent working anymore, im sure Adam will shoot you up with some of his man juice with his beef injector. And yes im down

[quote:a7a712502b="Once again majin bux"]And yes im down[/quote:a7a712502b]

We sit here inviting you for 5 ****ing pages to this party and you chime in at the end with a 2 word acknolwedgement. If that aint a mutha****in slap in the face.

Be a little bit more detailed there, chum... "I'm down" is no way to graciously accept an invitation to drink my alcohol. Ya ****.

I honorably accept this gracious invitation to this humble event and promise to bestow what little greatness I have

and Tanner is gay.

And so are you.

yes for you.

Yes, I know how much you love my big juicy wang.

****in awesome.

How long you in Southern CA for, Bux?

I live in CA, just in Sac, but ive been in LA almost every weekend for the past month and a half, tryin to get a job there since ****ramento royally licks monkey dick.

[quote:9ce1373d31="GhosT^x0"][quote:9ce1373d31="Once again majin bux"]And yes im down[/quote:9ce1373d31]

We sit here inviting you for 5 ****ing pages to this party and you chime in at the end with a 2 word acknolwedgement. If that aint a mutha****in slap in the face.

Be a little bit more detailed there, chum... "I'm down" is no way to graciously accept an invitation to drink my alcohol. Ya ****.[/quote:9ce1373d31]

Do I need to have a detailed acceptance too?

Seems like you got comfy down here with the AzNgRrL121432 chick. that's pretty cool... Hope **** pans out for ya.

PM me with where you two are gonna be comin from, and we'll work **** out.

[quote:6717dfb096="AzN"]

Do I need to have a detailed acceptance too?[/quote:6717dfb096]

Nuh uh... it's your man's job to accept on behalf of you both.

Yeah and she can barely communicate as it is, it would be asking too much of her for a detailed acceptance, and ill pm you after i get off of hell, i mean work.

and thanks again for the invite.

[quote:6d4738f8ae="Once again majin bux"]Yeah and she can barely communicate as it is,[/quote:6d4738f8ae]

Look at you bein all mean and ****.

Chicks dig it when you're cruel to them. I don't get that ****, cuz I don't dig it when chicks are cruel to me.

Yeah i dont dig it either, it just comes naturally to her to be mean. So i have to retrain her how to act.

Is she really asian? If so, that explains it.

Asian chicks tend to be mean, cuz like, they come from the land of short funny-eyed mean people. Everyone over there knows kung fu and catches flies with chopsticks. And they all have little grass huts by the bay where they sell fish and stuffed pikachus. If I came from a place like that and I was female, I'd be like a ****in pitbull. That's gotta be some harsh **** to grow up in. Suddenly, Compton don't seem so bad.

Yes when i first met her she came with a flying drop kick to my groin to say hello, i had to quickly teach her that wasnt how i do things. Imagine how adam is on the forums in real life, thus is Azn.

****ing christ bro. I bet you had to do some crazy **** to convince her to do the mating ritual with you, like break bricks with your head and compete in one of those bloodsport kumite things.

love make fun of

yes she had me eat glass and punch through 6 slabs of ice too. God damn im going to have to kiss her ass tonight...

[quote:5e65e9d67f="casp3r"]love make fun of[/quote:5e65e9d67f]

Whatever you just said, I ****ing hate you.

I hate everyone that is going to be there because I can be. **** you all. One day, that's right, one day I will meet all you ****ers and then. Yes. Then I will have my revenge. Most of you will run in horror (Tanner, Bux, Tony, Azn) but I expect a few will stick around and we will fight. And then we will party because nothing brings people together like a good scrap.

[quote:8aeb2bb0a5="Once again majin bux"]yes she had me eat glass and punch through 6 slabs of ice too. God damn im going to have to kiss her ass tonight...[/quote:8aeb2bb0a5]

Sucks to be you, bud.

I'm out... PM me when ya get the chance.

So just throw a party in Canada Hockey. You can invite all the Canadians on the board and have a good Canadian time. You have Squezze and and and you know what? It's a bad idea.

I think so.

Lethbridge here I come.

I got a couch you could sleep on. Sorry but I don't share the bed on the first date.

damn, but i bet if squezze comes he will share bea arthur with us.

[quote:820cdda7e1="GhosT^x0"][quote:820cdda7e1="casp3r"]love make fun of[/quote:820cdda7e1]

Whatever you just said, I ****ing hate you.[/quote:820cdda7e1]

it's a joke between bux and us back in Sacramento, he is the only one that can appreciate the humor in it.

i think tanner and dave hate me :cry:


2 words for both of you sissys:

[size=24:c945fb81d6]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUU! :evil: [/size:c945fb81d6]

I hate you.

[quote:94db55665d="kimura"]So just throw a party in Canada Hockey. You can invite all the Canadians on the board and have a good Canadian time. You have Squezze and and and you know what? It's a bad idea.[/quote:94db55665d]


Oooooooooooook

[quote:ccc24688a2="Once again majin bux"]God damn im going to have to kiss her ass tonight...[/quote:ccc24688a2]
You got that right!

*Puckering up*

[quote:0ebd78eaf3="Kissing Azn's Butt"]Yes when i first met her she came with a flying drop kick to my groin to say hello, i had to quickly teach her that wasnt how i do things. Imagine how adam is on the forums in real life, thus is Azn.[/quote:0ebd78eaf3]I am still quite capable of doing this.

Ummm no.

Ummmm... I'm thinking... yes

ok looks like im coming to the party solo now...

No, I'm still game..... but you're walking there.

fine...

But since you kissed my ass... I'll give you a ride home.

thats good my feet will be tired.

I will send a private chopper to get you there Bux. Then you can fly over Azn's car and laugh before you fly away into the night and beat her there. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

You are all post whores. That is right. every last one of you.

On to my main reason for posting.
[img:511d86399b]http://home.earthlink.net/~princessalaina/recognize.jpg[/img:511d86399b]

Okay that wasn't the reason either. Here we go;

First off, I have nominated myself as ruler of said party. Why did I do this? A few reasons; 1. Tony wants to talk business. At a party. How horrible is that. Someone needs to be a moderator on party etiquette here. Rule number one of party etiquette; You do not talk business at a party. 2. Because I am a rockstar 3. This party is going to be at my boyfriend's house, and because I have said boyfriend whipped(oOOOOoOOOOOHhHHhHHhh, come on baby, reply to me you know I love it when you play hard to get) I am allowed to pretty much do whatever the **** I want.

With that said, we have let Dave make this post, and believe he was ruling the party planning for the last seven pages, on to business of party organizer.

Tanner: You are coming. Why are you coming? Because there has to be someone there that knows about Golf. and pills. You are vital to the party, you will be there

Azn: You have to come, because now that I know you are into the kinky, we have to set up tournaments for worthiness for the boys at the party.

Adam: you have to be there so that Dave is happy and can make the short jokes. Because Dave = happy, Laina = happy. And we all want laina to be happy, or else there will be bodies. We can also crack jokes about the anti social pot smoker over in the corner. Anyone dropping in on the party will ask us if you are alive, to which we will respond "Oh, that's just Adam. He smoked the bleezy fo sheezy" You have been relieved of the beer runs. I would appoint this to Dave, so that I could go with him and like umm.... have lots of interesting things to talk about in the car, but both hosts being gone = bad idea.

Tony: You have to be there simply because you are going to be my *****. I'm not talking about the Dave kind of being my ***** either. I'm talking about the "I drank to much, I have gold flakes in my goatee and I will be tasting tequila for the next two weeks" *****. That's right. No piss water for you Friday night. It's all about the Cuervo. Odelay Essah

Majin: You have to be there because I dont know you, and like that will balance the fact that other wise I might get crazy and do something stupid;
[size=18:511d86399b]*cough*[/size:511d86399b][img:511d86399b]http://home.earthlink.net/~princessalaina/rockstarlaina.jpg[/img:511d86399b][size=18:511d86399b]*cough*[/size:511d86399b]
Also, I guess you have to be there for me to be able to get your girlfriend there so I can take advantage of her. :twisted:

Dave's neighbor chicks are going to be there, mainly because I thought I was going to be the only girl and that wasn't happening. Maybe Azn and I will be able to convince them to wrestle naked on roommate's bed with us or something. I'm sure that the 14 and 19 year old boys from down stairs will be there too, feel free to do some BJJ Practice on the older one.

Dave, you are in charge of making the drinks. And kicking everyone out at the end of the night so we can play MAD bunnies. Azn is invited to stay. Otherwise, in Tanner's words, "I HATE YOU. BANNED."

I am in charge of everything else. Who will be doing the alcohol runs you ask? Good question. Figure it out yourself, ****ing freeloader

Good lookin out hockey, the belt is underway....

and yes mami, I will have to be there to be the only clinically insane person at this party, but unfortunately Azn's fist is in my ass permanently when i am with her, but i guess that will work out since i can act as a drink holder or something while you take advantage of her.

Excellent

wow laina. you're a lil hostile. geez, didn't mean to intimidate you. i'm sorry. deep breaths, smile, be happy

DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE KAIN!

[quote:029f036c74="Mugsy"] And If I am kicked to the curb for some ass that you can always get...... [/quote:029f036c74]


OOOOOOOOooooooohhhhhhhh. You just called me a piece of ass! ****er! Come say that to my face, *****. Oh that's right, you CANT REACH. *****. No matter what you say about me, remember I still got height on you, buddy and I dont smoke the cigga-****ing-I'm-a-retard-****. Wha wha?

Recognize

[quote:0c0972dc7c="mami"]
[img:0c0972dc7c]http://home.earthlink.net/~princessalaina/rockstarlaina.jpg[/img:0c0972dc7c][/quote:0c0972dc7c]
Ok, now in this picture you look like my cousin Christy. This is starting to get wierd.

[quote:bb0a22ddef="mami"][quote:bb0a22ddef="Mugsy"] And If I am kicked to the curb for some ass that you can always get...... [/quote:bb0a22ddef]


OOOOOOOOooooooohhhhhhhh. You just called me a piece of ass! ****er! Come say that to my face, *****. Oh that's right, you CANT REACH. *****. No matter what you say about me, remember I still got height on you, buddy and I dont smoke the cigga-****ing-I'm-a-retard-****. Wha wha?

Recognize[/quote:bb0a22ddef]

i am not comming now :cry:

Fine dude, I guess I'll have to hit that chick I was bringing for you then.




My night is filling up way more than it should. :twisted:

**** yeah. thats my dog. :)
lookin out for La Raza!

odalay! on the real. i better have somethin waiting for me, or else i will have you jumped out of our gang, homie.

[quote:aff01f1b17="Mugsy"]**** yeah. thats my dog. :)
lookin out for La Raza!

odalay! on the real. i better have somethin waiting for me, or else i will have you jumped out of our gang, homie.[/quote:aff01f1b17]

How the **** do you go from Mexican to Nigro in less than 30 words?

****. can we ever be friends? :(

Shall I bring whip cream for... err..... ?

yes Azn.... some err'ing from you sounds way too good to pass up. Bring the whipped cream :twisted: :twisted:

Total Estimated Time: 5 hours, 40 minutes.....
Total Distance: 348.16 miles......


Looks like I will not be attending, like it matters......

[quote:d373618b2a="kaps"]Total Estimated Time: 5 hours, 40 minutes.....
Total Distance: 348.16 miles......


Looks like I will not be attending, like it matters......[/quote:d373618b2a]

It does matter! Where do you live? Maybe we can come get you or something, holmes. We need all the people we can get in that apartment and stuff

[quote:7b90d3679d="mami"] and because I have said boyfriend whipped[/quote:7b90d3679d]


I just talked to Dave, OPENLY ADMITS that I when I ask him, "WHO IS YOUR MAMI" He's yelling my name.

Recognize *****es

**** 3:30am I gotta go to bed

[quote:34e7be3a7b="kaps"]Total Estimated Time: 5 hours, 40 minutes.....
Total Distance: 348.16 miles......


Looks like I will not be attending, like it matters......[/quote:34e7be3a7b]


That's really not that far of a drive.

Total Estimated Time: 34hrs 45mins
Total Distance: 2248 miles

hey if bzob, kato and i left today........................

It can be done.

Total Distance: 1300 miles plus or minus a few
Total time: Who gives a ****. It's not like anyone cares.

I've got all you suckas beat on this one.

Total time: 108 hours, 45 minutes
Total distance: 6898kms, and I have no clue what that is in miles.

So, there will be no Squezze at the party. Feel sad now.

[quote:e5cc34c949="TannerNoBjj"]It can be done.[/quote:e5cc34c949]Oooooooooooook

[quote:7e9b29d936="kimura"][quote:7e9b29d936="TannerNoBjj"]It can be done.[/quote:7e9b29d936]Oooooooooooook[/quote:7e9b29d936]

Good morning, Capt. Crazy Nutso

LMAO....

Damn you guys for being so far away! I want to party with you...:( I am jealous........................................... .

[quote:872b4d7581="Bzob"]Damn you guys for being so far away! I want to party with you...:( I am jealous........................................... .[/quote:872b4d7581]

me too baby... its ok, I will hold you and you can hold me *snif*

thank you

I thought this thread was about a party

[quote:370d453087="Bzob"]Damn you guys for being so far away! I want to party with you...:( I am jealous.........[/quote:370d453087]

No bein jealous, Bobbo.... ya see, my girlfriend likes your wife way too much, so the inevitability of an eventual trip to Michigan is beyond evident. She's actually talked about it, so I can imagine we'll be bringin the party to you guys one day in the near future.

Now, before I forget about the gem said girlfriend dropped for me in this thread on page 8...

[quote:370d453087="mami"]
First off, I have nominated myself as ruler of said party. Why did I do this? A few reasons;

1. Tony wants to talk business. At a party. How horrible is that. Someone needs to be a moderator on party etiquette here. Rule number one of party etiquette; You do not talk business at a party.

2. Because I am a rockstar

[i:370d453087][u:370d453087]3. This party is going to be at my boyfriend's house, and because I have said boyfriend whipped (oOOOOoOOOOOHhHHhHHhh, come on baby, reply to me you know I love it when you play hard to get), I am allowed to pretty much do whatever the **** I want.[/u:370d453087][/i:370d453087][/quote:370d453087]

I have no choice but to take this ****. Why do I take this ****? Because we know exactly what happens when I dont. Laina pulls the chain back three feet, and at that point, I wont be able to reach water much less the bed to play bunnies.

and then she goes and posts this picture;

[img:370d453087]http://home.earthlink.net/~princessalaina/recognize.jpg[/img:370d453087]

...as if I dont get this gesture enough at home, in the bedroom.


So I chose to submit, like always, to Little Chupa... beautiful Alaina... wonderful girlfriend of mine... because I love you, and because you want to be the rockstar and rule the party and stuff, and because I want to be able to sleep in the same bed, and know that your party planning is ultimately more supreme, we will go with your numbers.


*edited by Alaina, because Dave needed to know his role*
(OOOOoooohhhh, you gonna take that ****? Hell naw you aint, CHUPA)

<--- gets nothing

Even if I reply, the Chupa reigns supreme. She edits the GhosT.

That's alright, baby girl... there ain't no "edit" button in the bed. Although, with some of the noises that'll be coming out of said bed, our neighbors will wish their was.

Carry on.

[quote:6c6b3ed8a5="GhosT^x0"]Although, with some of the noises that'll be coming out of said bed, our neighbors will wish their was. [/quote:6c6b3ed8a5]

Baby, I think Adam covered that long ago, love :)

[quote:6c6b3ed8a5="Mugsy"]Besides..... you and laina getting freaky might happen, and when it does.... [u:6c6b3ed8a5][b:6c6b3ed8a5]i want to hear you scream like the WOMAN you are. [/b:6c6b3ed8a5][/u:6c6b3ed8a5][/quote:6c6b3ed8a5]

I just remembered that Adam said that.

In the same thread, he also said he wanted to roll with me on Friday night. He may think I scream like a woman, but I'm gonna make him squeak like the mouse he is when I heel hook him from the guard.

OOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOOoooooohhh..... daaamn right.

yeah, baby, direct attention to someone else.

*whiptch whiptch*

You know... in less than a few short hours, I'm going to be driving your car and abducting you for days and days. You may want to rethink this whole "kick chupa around like a hackey sack" strategy.

;)

You know....

if I didn't know better, with these replies versus your regular caliber, I'd say you were whipped.


Oh that's right, you are. :twisted:

mami - 1

Dave - 0

You're only allowed to keep score if you're on my side, Tanner.

Yes, friday night should be fun

[img:e939c93607]http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/bling%20bling.jpg[/img:e939c93607]
I just find this funny

Hockey, that's something that kimura would post.........

he is on your side, otherwise he would have told the truth, which is something like ,


Alaina - 3942879874409580945

Dave - whipped

LOL

I'm gonna do my best to convince you to smoke weed on Friday Tanner, that way you can go to sleep and I can relieve you of your scorekeeping duties.

Chupa... your numbers are so far beyond off, I wonder if they were ever on... but I guess I sealed this one when I said was permitting you to hold the whip for the remainder of today. 654365436543 to 'whipped' is a horrible calculation of the events leading up to that call on the score.

Let's count how many times I've heard you... er... nevermind. :)

I don't do the weed thing anymore

women always win... its gay, not just any gay but Adam gay.

[quote:43f6345b94="GhosT^x0"]Chupa... your numbers are so far beyond off, I wonder if they were ever on... but I guess I sealed this one when I said was permitting you to hold the whip for the remainder of today. 654365436543 to 'whipped' is a horrible calculation of the events leading up to that call on the score.

Let's count how many times I've heard you... er... nevermind. :)[/quote:43f6345b94]

OOOoooohhhh. Heard me what chupa? Please clue the general public in on what you have just lost the privilege of hearing tonight. :twisted: :twisted:

[quote:a63f0af870="TannerNoBjj"]Hockey, that's something that kimura would post.........[/quote:a63f0af870]
If you ever say that to me again I will kill you.

I'm bringing my Milf Hunter DVD collection.

I apologize Hockey..............lol

[quote:86e8461529="TannerNoBjj"]I don't do the weed thing anymore[/quote:86e8461529]

gee. why not?

[quote:3df774ccf2="HockeyFighter"][quote:3df774ccf2="TannerNoBjj"]Hockey, that's something that kimura would post.........[/quote:3df774ccf2]
If you ever say that to me again I will kill you.[/quote:3df774ccf2]You disrespectful little *****! You wanna gang up on kimura, huh? If I ever run into your Wallid lovin self, I'm gonna ram your hockey stick up your ass.

[quote:1e824fb93b="Going to Hojak's"]women always win... its gay, not just any gay but Adam gay.[/quote:1e824fb93b]

I didn't say you can change your name yet!!! Start kissing my ass now!

Your 12 hours of ass kissing is over.

Ass kissing never ends my darling.

It does in here.

You da man Bux. Tell her where she belongs.

I got your back

You're still getting a hockey stick in your ass!

There's some smackings to be had.

[quote:29b7e9a378="kimura"]You're still getting a hockey stick in your ass![/quote:29b7e9a378]
Bring it!

Smith & Wesson 9 against whatever pea shooter you have.

remington .23-06, pretty sure i pick you off at 500 yards.