I hate Blues Cock would be huge in Bizarro world

I hate that I do not live in Bizarro world.

I hate that men will never accept the fact that above average penises are not better than average ones until you're ****ing a girl with a vagina like a hallway.

I hate that I ate ribs for lunch and now i have pork stuck in my teeth

i hate that i don't even have an average size penis.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I hate that men will never accept the fact that above average penises are not better than average ones until you're ****ing a girl with a vagina like a hallway.

I found this comforting, and I hate that.:)

i hate that its comforting when you have an average size unit.

I hate that I found a girl who is a hallway.

i hate that i haven't found an anything.

My ex was a bit sloppy like that, her ex was 6'7" and I'm about 5'7", I hated that too.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
I hate that I found a girl who is a hallway.

I guess at least she's a freaky hallway and not a corpse-like hallway.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I hate that men will never accept the fact that above average penises are not better than average ones until you're ****ing a girl with a vagina like a hallway.

I hate allison needs a above average penis

i hate that "a above" is really hard to say, "an above" rolls off the tongue.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
My ex was a bit sloppy like that, her ex was 6'7" and I'm about 5'7", I hated that too.

I hate I found a new Signature

I keep providing Bzob with sigs, and I hate that.

I hate you have not sig

I hate that too.

Above average is painful for me. I dont hate that.

i hate that i'm out of stuff to hate and that i don't have a response to previous 5 posts.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Above average is painful for me. I dont hate that.

You don't hate pain? But it hurts! I hate pain in nearly all it's forms and try to avoid it at all costs.

I hate pain, but I dont hate the fact that I'm not a hallway.

i hate that one time i broke my toe running down the hallway.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I hate pain, but I dont hate the fact that I'm not a hallway.

Ahhhhh! Yes that's good. I hate hallways.

I hate that I bit my nail too short

I hate I look like as a skinhead now....

I hate I want to see a pic

Me too.

I hate that i am piss poor

I hate these results....

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I hate nuno lacks hate

i hate that Alli, Queer, and Piss man HiJacked my Lzindsay thread

I hate that you got Hijacked

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate nuno lacks hate

I hate that on average I have more hate than everyone else on that list.






PS I did not do the math......I'm guessing.

I hate that most girls won't take it up the shitter

I hate wushu gets no back door action

I hate that Deco may go to Barcelona.

I hate that I was referred to as piss man.

I hate workmans comp reports.

I hate Nuno called me stupid

I hate that so many threads have been hi-jacked todady that I keep forgetting were the **** I posted.

I hate Nuno is stupid

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate Nuno called me stupid


I hate that me and Bzob can do the same amount of pushups.

I hate that Bzob called me stupid.

I hate i can do the same amount of pushups and i am 290 lbs

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate i can do the same amount of pushups and i am 290 lbs

I hate that I am 100 pounds lighter and do the same amount of pushups.

I hate that ..I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of....

I hate that Bzob used the "L" word in his post.

I hate that I used the L word

I hate waiting for the phone to ring.

I hate waiting too, Ensanity never calls................

I hate that i can not wait for Beyond The Gloy - Mike Tyson

I hate that I can't wait for the GP. I also hate that I'm feeling as lazy as **** and am getting no work done. I also hate that no one but Cesaro noticed what a ruggedly beautiful specimen of a man I am.

I hate waiting for the GP too.

I hate that I said I wouldn't post in here again.

I hate that they are not having all the fights on the same night....

I hate that it might be Igor Vs. CroCop instead of Nog.....

I hate that I'm trying for three posts in one minute.

I hate that my plan didn't work.

I hate that you a restricted by the 30 second rule.....oh wait....No I dont.....

I hate that the humidity its 200,346,643 today and the electrical board in our furnace is broken not allowing us to use the central air

I hate that if I was there I could fix it......too bad you don't have a man around the house

I hate that I was taking the cc out the buy curly a plane ticket to MI...(insert) because of the lack of men in the house...lol

I hate the T-shirt that Nuno's wearing...

I hate Kato and Curly

I hate that i wish Curly would fix my furnace

I h8 Humidity.

I hate that we have 80% humidity here today.

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate waiting too, Ensanity never calls................ I hate that you got to wait till around 11:00ish...Mornings=a shittty Ensanity

I hate how our governmental polotics are swayed by one mans' oppinion; of which is formed without sufficient evidence and created within a very closed minded bias!!!!
:fu: :devil :fu: :cuss:

I hate that this place is almost empty right now.

I hate how my coffee is too hot to drink right now.
I hate that I can't BLAST some metal music in my office.
I hate how I don't have a sexy secretary who would get it on with me on breaks ontop of my desk.

I hate that I change Cpu's with my boss and i wonder what is lurking around from my past global downloads

I h8 this lingering pain in my back that is keeping me from training.

I still hate Kato and Curly

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate that I change Cpu's with my boss and i wonder what is lurking around from my past global downloads


Hahahahahah!!!!! I hate that Bzob will soon be unemployed!

I hate that he can not afford to shit can me. What will be worse is the 3 day talking to from the Jahovas

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate that he can not afford to shit can me. What will be worse is the 3 day talking to from the Jahovas

I hate that I don't know what in thee HELL Bzeebob is talking about.

I do. I work with hardcore born again christians that could evict my ass right out of this office and I have to listen to jesus that and jesus this all the ****ing time, and I hate that.

I hate religious ****ers, my boss is an atheus

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate that he can not afford to shit can me. What will be worse is the 3 day talking to from the Jahovas

I hate that after I read Bzeebob's post very slowly, I understood it.

I hate the religions....
I hate the Pope and the Vatican...
I hate Mahoma and Alá...
I hate....

I hate that people are so self richous they believe they are going to a woderful place after they die.........

I H8 all belief systems constructed to influence or control thought.

I hate that people are so self richous they believe they are going to a woderful place after they die.........



and I hate you, you bald bastard.

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate that people are so self richous they believe they are going to a woderful place after they die.........

I hate that I have no idea what "sef-richous" means. Does it mean self-made rich?

: - |

I hate how these are the smallest forums in the whole damn world, and that the people who actually are here barely ever post.

I hate....nasty food

I hate it when thay call him Big Papa

I hate that lap dances are not free, usually.

How do you get a free one...Do you have to be Latin?

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I hate that I have no idea what "sef-richous" means. Does it mean self-made rich?

: - |

I hate that bub beat me to it.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
How do you get a free one...Do you have to be Latin?

No, but it helps. I'm not actually sure. I had already paid for one and bought her a drink then she offered me one on the house. That's who I went to the nude beach with.

I hate Blue not useing the proper format

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
No, but it helps. I'm not actually sure. I had already paid for one and bought her a drink then she offered me one on the house. That's who I went to the nude beach with. Ooooooooh. They have to be interested in you....I can only get a stripper interested in me outside of a club.

I hate Ensanity for not useing he proper format too

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate Ensanity for not useing he proper format too
He meant.

I hate Ensanity for not using the proper format either.

I hate i did not mean that...

I hate Nuno for useing poor English

I hate i did not mean that...
Translation=I hate that I did't mean that...

I hate Nuno for useing poor English
Translation=I hate Nuno for using proper English.

I hate Nuno must have got laid last night because he is sassy

I hate that Bzob called me sassy.......that word is so gay.

I hate Sassy is gay and that is why I called you it...Maraposa

I hate that me and Bzob are fighting today......It makes me worry about are relationship......:lovers:

I hate that living in the dog house makes me cranky

I hate that Kato's hand should be in Bzob AV instead of his.

I hate that it would be a fist going through the lying piece of paper...for the hand in indeed flacid

I hate saying this to Kato *YAWN*

I hate that Bzob finally understood how he makes me feel in bed

I hate that I enjoy their bickering.

I hate that Kato is mean to me and Nuno likes it

I hate that she doesn't keep you in your place more often.

I hate there is no place for me

I hate that Bzob is lying cause his place is the doghouse.

I hate that this was an "A" "B" Conversation Nuno

I hate that I was C

I hate "A " "B" conversations...

I hate that I was overjoyed to hear Quaresma joined Barca.

I hate that I didn't know Quaresma before...

I hate I like a lot Vulgar's av...

I hate that I'm hungry!

I hate that I just have had the dinner...

I hate that I must educate the Spaniard.....
http://www.fcbarcelona.com/cat/noticias/noticias/n03071005.shtml

PS....I also hate that I can barely read catalonian.

I hate I knew the news but I haven't seen him in a macht...or I don't remember him...

I hate Trojan condoms.

Originally posted by Nuno
I hate that I must ejaculate on the Spaniard......

I hate i read that

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate there is no place for me

I hate that you don't know that your place is under my desk!

I hate that none of you care that I hate Trojan condoms.
I hate that I hate condoms in general.

I hate that i hate condoms too.

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate i read that

I hate that you hate it because it's you main sexual fantasy and you had to put it in some place....

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate i read that

I hate being used....:cuss:

I don't hate condoms. In fact I'm now conditioned so that the smell of latex gives me wood(mahogany).

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I don't hate condoms. In fact I'm now conditioned so that the smell of latex gives me wood(mahogany).

I hate that Blue used the wrong format. *PM's Bzob*

I said Hate, I hate that you think it's not in the right format!

I hate that I never have a clue what the Europeans are talking about.

Originally posted by Squezze
I hate that I never have a clue what the Europeans are talking about.

I hate that no one does.

I hate that blue did not express hate in his post and that is why I'm upset.......*crosses arms and makes pouty face*

I hate Bzob for not showing up today because he's too busy teaching his kids guerilla tactics.

I hate Purity, Green Iguana Queen, Cesaro, The Ensanity, LeftBench for not posting in the last 5 minutes.

I hate myself for being a whore today.

and that I keep getting the following message....

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

I hate that I hurt my right clf last night. Yo Nuno, it might be broken....hahahahahahaha

I hate that Bub won't leave me alone cause I thought my hand was broken even though I had full motion in all my fingers......:cuss:

I hate that i like to see people posting in the Hatred thread when i am not here

I hate Bzob's avatar because there's no poo in it

I hate that there is poo behind my hand, you just cant see it because i was saving the pooy goodness all to myself

I hate being today's honorary post whore......

I hate work.

i like big booty bitches

I hate that The Ramada Inn charged me twice for a stay in Ft Lauderdale, and its like pulling teeth to get my money back.

I hate that I was an hout late to a meeting today and everybody is looking at me funny. I always feel like one of my many secrets has been found out and I hate that!

I hate Happy Days.

:cuss:

I hate my butt pee today

I hate that Bzob must have gotten ****ed up last night!

I hate Blue Dawg.

I hate i did not get ****ed up last night

I hate how much time I spend here. I hate that it is evidence of how much my life sucks. I hate that I haven't been shot in the face yet.

I hate that I'm the Big_Papa and Bzob is my bitch.

I hate that big papa can even handle his twat , so there is no way i could be his bitch

I hate it when you call me Big Papa. Throw your hands in the air if your a true playa.

I hate it, but tru dat.

I hate it that Bzob looks like Steve from Jerry Springer.

I hate allison!

Originally posted by Big_Papa
I hate it that Bzob looks like Steve from Jerry Springer.


I hate that Bzob always stops the girls from ripping each others close off.....

I hate allison too

I also hate Bzob.

I hate All you bitches

I love Chachi.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I love Potsy.

I hate to admit it, but he was the coolest.

I hate that I have to be here til 5:00!

I hate Eric Estrata ( Bzob's hero).

I hate that i wanted the Ponch action figure and got stuck with John

I hated John. He was boring. Ponch carried him for years. Chips=The Ponch show.

I hate blue is correct

I hate Blue Dog

I hate blues mom puts ice in her underwear to keep her crabs fresh

I hate that I had to remind Bzob to keep his hate in this thread.

I hate I have plenty of hate to go around

I hate that I like BZOB's AV.

I hate i do not care for it that much

I hate your sig.

i hate teckgirl

i hate Sherdog... has that been done before?

Pretty much by all of us. That's the glue that binds us!

I hate waiting for phone calls...

I hate people starting their own hatered threads

I hate I'm with Bzob in this point...

I hate when leather is on "my point"

I hate it too...

I hate that my back hurts.....

I hate that I left the ham out all night and now I'm going to get in even more trouble now

I hate Curly needs to put it in the fridge, not tell anyone and aviod eating the rancid pork

I hate that curly doesnt talk his kids into taking the fall for him.....

I hate that curlys real name is sally and he forgot his purse in the car

I hate that I was too sick yesterday to hate on Bzob.........

I hate that I cannot give my full attention to post whoring anymore......

I hate that kaps doesn't need to worry about anyone catching up to him.....

I hate that by the end of august I will have to retire as post pimp and give the honor to Curly.....

I hate that Kaps thinks he is a pimp

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I hate people who think Jesus was an alien

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I hate aliens.

I hate Jesus...

and he hates me, for sure...

i HATE not whipeing good enough and getting an itchy butt

I hate that Hockeyfighter is not here to whore with us. One more month.....

Originally posted by The Spaniard
and he hates me, for sure...

I hate yu need to tell him to get in line because i was here first

I hate it when people call me nunho.....it makes me want to hit them over the head with a wrench until they pronounce it correctly.......

I hate that I pronounce it like that too... "new know"

I hate that I pronounce it noon-oh and I dont care if that is right or wrong......

I hate that I ate too much this whole weekend and i feel like i have been full for days

I hate that I missed sponge bob square pants today

I hate that I cant ever say that right and I instead say square bob sponge pants......

Originally posted by kaps
I hate that I pronounce it noon-oh and I dont care if that is right or wrong......

I hate that I must explain this to you guys better....at that you are all too farr to get hit by my wrench.....

Nun-yo - ignorant pronunciation......

Nu-know - american pronunciation......

Nu-nu - portuguese pronunciation......

Don't ask again.......

I hate that o is u ?

I hate that I still dont get it. New-new?

Originally posted by kaps
I hate that I still dont get it. New-new?

I hate that that is close enough.....

I hate that i have to ask but...should I be calling you NuNu

I hate that I still see it as noon-oh and will continue to say it as so.....

pupo

I hate that Curly did not use proper hatred thread format....

I hate laughing at pupo

I hate that I forgot the hate in my last post

I hate that its time for me to go to bed.....

Originally posted by kaps
I hate that its time for me to go to bed.....

I hate reminding Kaps not to forget his purse

Originally posted by Nuno
I hate that I must explain this to you guys better....at that you are all too farr to get hit by my wrench.....

Nun-yo - ignorant pronunciation......

Nu-know - american pronunciation......

Nu-nu - portuguese pronunciation......

Don't ask again.......


I hate when Bzob doesn't read carefully.

I hate i still do not know which one to call you NUNU sounds gay

http://www.viceversavirtual.com/pictures/asia.jpg

i hate not ****in her

I hate that i now have Yellow fever

I hate that i left my balls on your head last night.

I hate that I have to go to work today, and I also hate that it's the time of the month where Squezze gets no sex.

I hate that it's blow job week for Johnny Fever.

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate i still do not know which one to call you NUNU sounds gay

I hate that Bzob is jealous of me for having a sexier name than him....

I hate everything to do with that American Idol TV show. Except for Kelly Clarkson's loins.

I hate that NuNu thinks his name is sexier that Bzob

Originally posted by Bzob
I hate that NuNu thinks his name is sexier that Bzob

I hate that Bzob is still jealous...

I hate Nunu is a sassy bitch today

I hate all you bitches. Quick, show me some cooter...

I hate being called sassy.............

http://www.grackle.net/deskwork/cooter2.jpg

They have cooter farms? I hate that I didn't know where cooter was grown.

http://www.bamboosurfboards.com.au/gallery/sunny8.jpg

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU ****S :davil2: :fu2:

I hate this thread has over 7000 post

I hate that ensanity is playa smoov

Originally posted by Tom
http://www.bamboosurfboards.com.au/gallery/sunny8.jpg

I hate that I am not surfing backdoor pipe like this guy is.

I hate
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Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I hate that I am not surfing that guys backdoor.

I hate that i read that

I hate that Bzob is a talking penis.

I hate that I've never been surfing

The Ensanity 88

I hate that I wish I was surfing too...damn at least water skiing

I hate someone pissed on Blue Dogs weaties this morning

I hate weaties.

I hate that Bzob's penis head pissed on Blues wheaties....