View Full Version : HATRED THREAD!!!



Zen
03-24-2003, 12:10 PM
I hate Bea Arthur so much I can't even stand to look at her long enough to shoot her face off.

Leather
03-24-2003, 12:22 PM
I hate I've showed the Baroni's HL to my g/f and she said that she likes Baroni more than Frank Shamrock or Mirko....****ed bodybuilders....

realkaps
03-24-2003, 06:59 PM
I hate that I didnt start work today like originally planned.....

Prince
03-24-2003, 07:00 PM
I hate that you wanted to go to work.

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 07:00 PM
I hate that I wasn't as motivated as I would have like to be.

Leather
03-24-2003, 07:04 PM
I hate that the british have guinea pigs as pets....

realkaps
03-24-2003, 07:10 PM
I hate that my dog killed my guinie pig.....

Leather
03-24-2003, 07:26 PM
I hate congratulate your dog...he's a killing machine...

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by kaps
I hate that my dog killed my guinie pig.....

What did your giunea pig do to the dog? Also, what kind of Dog do you have?

realkaps
03-24-2003, 07:38 PM
I hate that the guenea pig didnt do nothing and I said what kind of dogs I have in the other thread.....

realkaps
03-24-2003, 09:50 PM
I hate that this thread was almost at the bottom of the page....

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 09:54 PM
I hate that I had pasta for dinner and now I'm hungry again

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 10:29 PM
I hate that leafs lost tonight.

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 10:47 PM
I hate that I want a brown belt

bob
03-24-2003, 11:06 PM
i hate that i have to take a dump

LukeDothSucketh
03-24-2003, 11:13 PM
I hate that I rmemeber when people were complaining when this thign was coming close to 100 pages ntot oo long ago...

bob
03-24-2003, 11:33 PM
i hate that i hate things

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 11:35 PM
I hate people who hate.

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I hate that I had pasta for dinner and now I'm hungry again

I hate that carbos make your insulin levels rise and increase your appetite.

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 11:40 PM
I hate that I didn't know that

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 11:41 PM
That's because yuor borderinf on clever mind is is stuffed with useless hockey jargon...and I a;lmost hate that. Also I hate that my middle finger is swelled up t 3 times it's normal size and the slightest contact ignites a symphony of pain...rather amazing really.

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 11:42 PM
I can make a radio out of a coconut

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 11:42 PM
I hate fat people.

HockeyFighter
03-24-2003, 11:48 PM
I hate fat

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I can make a radio out of a coconut

Professor? Finally we're getting off this stupid island! Wooohooo!

realkaps
03-25-2003, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
That's because yuor borderinf on clever mind is is stuffed with useless hockey jargon...and I a;lmost hate that. Also I hate that my middle finger is swelled up t 3 times it's normal size and the slightest contact ignites a symphony of pain...rather amazing really.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I can make a radio out of a coconut

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Professor? Finally we're getting off this stupid island! Wooohooo!

I hate that you ****ers are not using proper hatred thread form or are trying to hijack the hatred thread.....

Curly Howard
03-25-2003, 12:04 AM
I hate that I am sorry

Bluecifer
03-25-2003, 12:06 AM
ooops. I hate that kaps is right,and I hate Curly for making me double check and fix my typing..

VulgarTheClown
03-25-2003, 12:34 AM
I hate having a cold

HockeyFighter
03-25-2003, 01:47 AM
I hate the cold. Unless I am playing hockey.

bob
03-25-2003, 01:57 AM
i hate when ppl fart on my head

bob
03-25-2003, 01:59 AM
oh yeah and i hate my job. **** TARGET

Curly Howard
03-25-2003, 02:00 AM
I hate that someone is invisible.....It's probably MM or wondemut.

HockeyFighter
03-25-2003, 02:06 AM
I hate the invisible people

bob
03-25-2003, 02:20 AM
i like it when theey touch me

realkaps
03-25-2003, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by bob
oh yeah and i hate my job. **** TARGET

I hate that I used to work at target......

HockeyFighter
03-25-2003, 02:57 AM
I hate that I don't have any guns in my current residence. Gotta wait 4 more weeks to see my babies again.

Mr. Beelzebub
03-25-2003, 12:07 PM
I hate that following Leather's advice I downloaded an Opeth song and I like it...mellow music, nice.

Leather
03-25-2003, 12:12 PM
I hate that you have done a good choice with Opeth...

Mr. Beelzebub
03-25-2003, 12:13 PM
But I still hate techno
TECHNO = GHEY

Leather
03-25-2003, 12:16 PM
I hate that Mr. Bub still hates techno...

Bzob
03-25-2003, 12:36 PM
I hate techno music and all the gay men and Crack whores that dance to it

Leather
03-25-2003, 12:38 PM
I hate you Bzob....

Bzob
03-25-2003, 12:41 PM
I hate you too crack whore mariposa

Big_Papa
03-25-2003, 12:47 PM
I hate you all, you must all die!!!!

Curly Howard
03-25-2003, 12:49 PM
I hate rain

Bzob
03-25-2003, 12:49 PM
I hate you more. die die die die die die

Leather
03-25-2003, 12:52 PM
I hate I love rain...

Curly Howard
03-25-2003, 12:52 PM
I hate that Bzob probably hasn't slept in a week

Bzob
03-25-2003, 12:55 PM
I hate that i sleep enough....

I hate my cat

Big_Papa
03-25-2003, 12:57 PM
I hate that every time I get on here I have to hate someone

Bzob
03-25-2003, 01:57 PM
I hate that I hate my job

VulgarTheClown
03-25-2003, 02:17 PM
I hate that Bzob was gone for a long time cause of the baby.

Bzob
03-25-2003, 03:38 PM
I hate that I am back now

handjobs4dollars
03-25-2003, 03:45 PM
I hate that bzob has a kid he will end up losing on a walk to pick up a case of beer, one day.

Bzob
03-25-2003, 03:48 PM
I hate that I have never lost a kid yet walking up for beer. ( The cases are so heavey the kids cant walk that fast to lose me)

Aaron Bizarre
03-25-2003, 04:27 PM
I hate that Kato hasnt posted in weeks.

Piedra
03-25-2003, 04:30 PM
I hate I dont have my piedra belt!!!

Bzob
03-25-2003, 04:31 PM
I hate that aaron knows my home #

Aaron Bizarre
03-25-2003, 04:35 PM
I hate that I havent called Bzob at 2 in the morning yet.

Bzob
03-25-2003, 05:39 PM
I hate that I only think its cool to get calls at 2am when I am drunk and maudlin

Aaron Bizarre
03-25-2003, 05:43 PM
I hate that I can call Bzob almost everyday then.

realkaps
03-26-2003, 06:37 AM
I hate that not enough people hate and I had to move this off the second page again....

Bzob
03-26-2003, 08:45 AM
I hate that Aaron called my house yesterday

Aaron Bizarre
03-26-2003, 08:48 AM
I hate Bzob has a full private message Inbox.

Bzob
03-26-2003, 08:52 AM
I hate my job more and more every day

Aaron Bizarre
03-26-2003, 08:58 AM
I hate that Bzob is a whiner.

Bzob
03-26-2003, 09:24 AM
i Hate being called a whiner

Leather
03-26-2003, 10:05 AM
I hate this book "Finacial contability and societies" by Ramón martinez Tapia...I hate this bastard with all my soul....

zioxoiz
03-26-2003, 10:05 AM
I hate gman.

Leather
03-26-2003, 10:07 AM
I hate I want a belt like the Xaidaix disco fashion belt...

zioxoiz
03-26-2003, 10:10 AM
there was one in existance a few weeks ago but no longer exist

Bzob
03-26-2003, 11:14 AM
I hate xaidaix did not use the proper format for his last post

Mr. Beelzebub
03-26-2003, 12:09 PM
I hate wednesdays

Bzob
03-26-2003, 12:11 PM
I hate that I laughed when Klitchko got KTFO

Mr. Beelzebub
03-26-2003, 12:14 PM
That Klitschko was a looooooooong time ago. Still can't beat the time when Zab Judah was dropped like fresh dung by Tzyu.

Bzob
03-26-2003, 12:17 PM
I hate that that Klitchko fight was less that 2 months ago

Mr. Beelzebub
03-26-2003, 12:18 PM
I hate that you don't consider 2 months a loooooooong time.

HockeyFighter
03-26-2003, 12:27 PM
I am going to hate the next 3 weeks.

Bzob
03-26-2003, 12:30 PM
I hate that I am going to love the next 3 weeks.

HockeyFighter
03-26-2003, 12:53 PM
I hate that I only have 2 more mondays and tuesdays of classes left until summer.

I hate that my girlfriend is going to regina on friday and I know she will not buy me anything.

I hate that all her friends use her because she can drive and never pay for gas.

I hate people who never offer to pay for gas on road trips.

Bzob
03-26-2003, 01:12 PM
I hate gas guzzling scrubs too

Prince
03-26-2003, 02:25 PM
I hate that Ionly got 6 hours of sleep today.

The Ensanity
03-26-2003, 02:28 PM
i hate anal rape

Prince
03-26-2003, 02:33 PM
i hate that yesterday i was at my friends house on the phone with my other friend yelling to him about jacking off and how to **** a balloon to get a rubber pussy. i hate that after i got off the phone with him i saw my friend's grandma in the dining room staring at me.

Bluecifer
03-26-2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
i hate that yesterday i was at my friends house on the phone with my other friend yelling to him about jacking off and how to **** a balloon to get a rubber pussy. i hate that after i got off the phone with him i saw my friend's grandma in the dining room staring at me.

I hate that I missed the sad and disgusted look in your granma's eye at the thought of you ****ing a balloon!.....Priceless!

Prince
03-26-2003, 02:49 PM
i hate that blue is right, and i hate that i will now type out what happened

i hate that i called my friend(jacob)from friends(brian) house and it went something like this

me: is jacob there?
jacobs mom: yes hold on
--she then goes to his door and knocks, 15 seconds later he comes out and gets the phone
me: DID YOU HAVE MEAT IN HAND
him: HUH
me: DID YOU HAVE MEAT IN HAND
him: WHAT
me: ARE YOU ****ING RETARDED? HUH? WHAT? HUH? HUH?
him: you're a ****ing retard!
me: did you have to tuck your dick between your thighs before you opened the door? or kind of hide your waist behind the door?!
--later on i covered topics of how brian's house smells like cat piss & shit, why not to use shampoo to masturbate because it lathers up and burns the tip of your dick..use conditioner because its like an oil. how to **** a balloon, how there is a massive pile of cat shit in the floor that they are too lazy to clean up, how jacob is a retard, etc..

i hate that when i sat down i saw his grandma staring at me!

Bluecifer
03-26-2003, 02:58 PM
HAHAHAHA! Now she knows what kind of a perverse and disgusting reprobate you really are!

HockeyFighter
03-26-2003, 03:13 PM
I hate that I am at school right now sitting at a computer with nothing to do for an hour until the instructor shows up...she is hot.

Bzob
03-26-2003, 03:54 PM
I hate Jacobs Grandma

Bluecifer
03-26-2003, 04:08 PM
i hate that I'd hit it...

Curly Howard
03-26-2003, 06:41 PM
I hate when you tell people the lights are out and you put up a sign that the lights are out and you put tape over the light switch and they STILL try to turn on the lights.
I ALSO hate when someone hits a switch and the lights don't come on they stand there and keep fliping the damn switch saying "HUH the lights don't work"!!!!!!!!!

Leather
03-26-2003, 06:42 PM
I hate my life...

realkaps
03-26-2003, 06:47 PM
I hate that people can be that stupid....

Curly Howard
03-26-2003, 06:49 PM
I hate when the floor guys show up a day early and spread glue on the floor where you are trying to work and put up a sign and people walk in it and you laugh your ass off and they get mad and you laugh even harder

Leather
03-26-2003, 07:30 PM
I hate that Ghost's av remember me some surrealistics films....

HockeyFighter
03-26-2003, 07:59 PM
I hate stupid people

Prince
03-26-2003, 08:01 PM
i hate that 'longview' by green day sums up my life.

Leather
03-26-2003, 08:03 PM
I hate Green Day...

Prince
03-26-2003, 08:05 PM
I hate that I do too.

Prince
03-26-2003, 09:33 PM
I hate that our neighbors septic tank backed up or something, this is the worst smell ever.

bob
03-26-2003, 10:15 PM
i hate that i am posting in the hatred thread

Kempo Chris
03-26-2003, 10:16 PM
i hate that im at work and so freaking bored

Prince
03-26-2003, 11:13 PM
I hate that I'm too lazy to take a shower.

LukeDothSucketh
03-26-2003, 11:17 PM
I hate driving school

Prince
03-26-2003, 11:27 PM
I hate that I don't know if you mean driving by school by drivers education or driving school that you got a ticket and doing it to get out of paying.

Curly Howard
03-26-2003, 11:32 PM
I hate that actual mileage may vary

realkaps
03-26-2003, 11:47 PM
I hate that its not tomorrow......

Curly Howard
03-26-2003, 11:48 PM
I hate that you get to go to WEC

realkaps
03-26-2003, 11:50 PM
I hate that I dont hate that.......

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 12:11 AM
I hate roommates who never leave the house.

realkaps
03-27-2003, 12:18 AM
I hate that you are one of those roommates.....

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 12:20 AM
I hate my roommates

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 12:21 AM
I hate that I am gone all the time to train and shit. I leave the house for a least 2 hours a day, every day. But to be here for 24 hours straight is ****ed up.

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 12:22 AM
I hate that by the end of the month. I plan on beating the shit out of my room mate Jeff. The guy has about 4 different protein jars and thinks he is going to get big. You have to lift to moron. You wasted about 200 dollars there.

realkaps
03-27-2003, 12:23 AM
I hate that I havnt been outside since saturday......

Curly Howard
03-27-2003, 12:25 AM
I hate that I'm taking creatin and lifting

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 12:25 AM
I hate that not being outside since saturday is strange.

realkaps
03-27-2003, 12:29 AM
I hate that I lied, I was outside today, I had to check the mail......

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 12:47 AM
I hate people who lie

Curly Howard
03-27-2003, 12:49 AM
I hate mail

Prince
03-27-2003, 12:49 AM
I hate that I can't get chicks.

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 12:53 AM
I hate that I can't get chicks.

Tammy
03-27-2003, 12:59 AM
I hate the following people
1. Kaps
2. Creed
3. Ensanity

Prince
03-27-2003, 01:00 AM
I hate that I am not hated in real life, it would make things interesting.

realkaps
03-27-2003, 01:01 AM
I hate that I am number 1......

realkaps
03-27-2003, 01:01 AM
I hate that I am hated in real life and its not that interesting.....

Prince
03-27-2003, 01:02 AM
I hate that I just sniffed the ass part of my computer chair.

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 01:03 AM
I hate that leather chairs really capture that ass smell.

Curly Howard
03-27-2003, 01:03 AM
I hate that I can't figure out what that smell is

Prince
03-27-2003, 01:04 AM
I hate that leather chairs give me swamp ass like nobody's business.

realkaps
03-27-2003, 01:04 AM
I hate that I am glad I am not the only person who has done that......

realkaps
03-27-2003, 01:06 AM
I hate that tea almost came out of my nose when I first read that.....

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 01:06 AM
I hate that I just smelled my chair and it has been collecting ass smell for 2 years.

Prince
03-27-2003, 01:10 AM
I hate that I bought a new computer chair last week and the mother****er is already falling apart.

I hate that this new computer when intact is the most uncomfortable thing in the world, it puts my ass to sleep in no time.

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 01:10 AM
I hate that I'm getting to skinny. I'm begining to see my abs.

Prince
03-27-2003, 01:10 AM
I hate that I am never going to see abs on this body of mine.

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 01:12 AM
I hate that I have a four pack and a spare tire around it.

Prince
03-27-2003, 01:13 AM
I hate that I have 24 inch thighs.

I hate that the spare tire I'm packing is larger than the one in my jeep.

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 01:17 AM
I hate that I have huge legs. But their all muscle due to rugby

Curly Howard
03-27-2003, 01:17 AM
I hate that I have a 30'' waist

Prince
03-27-2003, 01:18 AM
I have that I have a 36" waist. I hate that I have 30" length.

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 01:18 AM
I hate that I have a 38 waist.

bob
03-27-2003, 01:27 AM
i hate that i am hungry but lazy too.........its a vicous cycle

realkaps
03-27-2003, 01:39 AM
I hate that you guys are discussin you measurements in the hatred thread......

Prince
03-27-2003, 01:40 AM
I hate that hating my measurements looks like I'm running out of things to hate, but its really not. Have no misconceptions.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 01:56 AM
I hate that I have a 40 waist...could be 38 now but it is still big

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 03:39 AM
I hate that cesaro left me and Kaps alone in a chat

realkaps
03-27-2003, 03:51 AM
I hate that I just looked in the chat and it was me by myself.....

realkaps
03-27-2003, 04:16 AM
I hate that the war coverage is pushing back the Jimmy K show......

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 01:00 PM
I hate that I am such a nice understanding guy sometimes. My girlfriend is thinking about not coming to visit me now because her aunties don't like the idea. I hate that she tries to please everyone and she usually sacrifices me to do that because she knows that I won't get mad.

*Note to all poster - if she doesn't come visit me be prepared for weeks upon weeks of bitching from me.

Bzob
03-27-2003, 01:06 PM
I hate hockeys relationship

Prince
03-27-2003, 01:08 PM
I hate my relationship.

Bzob
03-27-2003, 01:09 PM
I hate I love my relationship

realkaps
03-27-2003, 01:14 PM
I hate that after being proven wrong time and time again, Bzob still calls soda "pop".....

The Ensanity
03-27-2003, 01:14 PM
RAP POP'S POT GETS KID BUSTED

By CYNTHIA R. FAGEN
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



March 27, 2003 -- The 11-year-old son of rap impresario Damon Dash was busted after bringing what he said was his father's pot to school and showing it to his teacher, his mom told The Post yesterday.
"He told on his father. He didn't like what was happening," said Linda Williams. "I know he shouldn't have brought the pot to school."

Dash and Williams are embroiled in a bitter custody battle over the youngster.

The boy now lives with his father, who has a home in Manhattan and previously lived in Alpine, N.J.



His mom, who lives in Freeport, L.I., is seeking custody.

The bizarre show-and-tell took place on March 10, Williams said, when the sixth-grader told his teacher at an Alpine school he was unhappy his father was smoking pot - then displayed it.

On March 14, four days after the teacher turned him in, Dash removed his son from the school.

The boy, whose name is being withheld, is facing a drug-possession charge after the teacher called cops. He is scheduled to appear in Criminal Court in Hackensack, according to his mother.

Dash was arrested yesterday on a warrant for "absconding with a subject child" after Williams claimed he had told her he was taking the boy to live in California. He was freed after appearing in Manhattan Family Court. A trial date was set for April 3.

Dash, whose Roc-A-Fella empire is worth $300 million, could not be reached for comment

Bzob
03-27-2003, 01:16 PM
I hate that traidor little bastard son

realkaps
03-27-2003, 01:19 PM
I hate that Ensanity just tried to Hijack the hatred thread....

The Ensanity
03-27-2003, 01:21 PM
No hijack...good read

Bzob
03-27-2003, 01:25 PM
I hate that ensanity used the incorrect format for his last post

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 01:50 PM
I hate that when I go for my run's I bring change for the food machine at the petting zoo near my house and feed the ducks.

Bzob
03-27-2003, 01:52 PM
I hate that Gmans name is "Creeds Lover"

Bzob
03-27-2003, 04:12 PM
I hate that my last shit looked like the loch ness monster

http://www.angelfire.com/weird/chillseekers/lochnessmonster2

The Ensanity
03-27-2003, 04:13 PM
Rapper Snoop Dogg sued over voice-mail

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Beware of leaving voice-mail messages on rap stars' answering machines -- they might make it part of their act.
In a lawsuit filed on Monday against rap star Snoop Dogg, a California man claims that his life is in danger because the rapper used a phone message he left in a song taunting Snoop's rival, rap-mogul Suge Knight.

According to court papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, the man identified as "John Doe" left a voice mail for Snoop, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, last October only to learn later that it became part of a song called "Pimp Slapp'd" on the album "Paid the Cost to be Tha Boss".

That message, the plaintiff said, included expressions of support for Broadus in his "turf war" with Knight, who was released from prison last month after serving two months on parole violations. He also served five years in prison in the late 1990s.

The suit also claimed that the plaintiff notified the defendants in January that the recording was sampled without his permission. Doe said that when he asked Broadus why the recording was used, the rap star replied that he had sampled it because "it was so real."

"Unfortunately it is so real that (the) plaintiff now fears for his life ... Mr. Knight is a burly, convicted felon and is rumoured to be involved with gangs, to threaten, assault and hurt people," the lawsuit said.

The suit, which claims misappropriation of voice and intentional infliction of emotional distress, asks for damages and injunctions against further distribution of the album.

Knight owned Death Row Records when Snoop recorded for the label but the two had a falling out. In the song "Pimp Slapp'd", Snoop taunts Knight over his prison term, claims he's jealous of his financial success and calls Knight "a bitch."

The lawsuit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court also named Priority Records, Capitol Records and Doggy Style Records as defendants.

A spokeswoman for the record labels was not immediately available for comment.

The office of Snoop Dogg's manager referred inquiries to a publicist at Capitol, who was also not immediately available. A spokesman for Knight had no immediate comment.

AgonYx0
03-27-2003, 04:14 PM
i hate that, that is not funny

The Ensanity
03-27-2003, 04:16 PM
Sex with cattle alleged in museum barn

By SUN MEDIA


OTTAWA -- Police have laid charges of bestiality against a 60-year-old man after a bizarre encounter with two animals at the Canada Agriculture Museum.

Staff at the Prince of Wales Drive farm called officers after an employee reportedly observed the man receive oral sex from one cow and one calf at the farm on Tuesday.

"His, I would characterize it as nervous, behaviour during previous visits had us keep an eye on him and then with what happened yesterday we thought it was prudent to call the police," said museum spokesman David Sutin.

The alleged acts were carried out in a public petting and observation barn area where cows and horses are held but was not witnessed by any other guests.

The suspect has been charged with two counts of bestiality, one count of committing an indecent act and one count of mischief.

The Ensanity
03-27-2003, 04:29 PM
Girls' bra 'harmless fun'
By ANDY RUSSELL

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003140130,00.jpg


A SICK range of sexy panties and padded bras for girls as young as seven has been blasted by furious mums.

BHS was yesterday forced to withdraw its Little Miss Naughty knickers aimed at seven and eight-year-olds after protests.

But the top High Street clothes chain REFUSED to drop the range’s £8 padded bras for girls aged ten and over.

A spokesman claimed the lingerie was “harmless fun”.

Angry mum Linda Foster, of Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, complained after spotting the underwear at a BHS branch in Newcastle upon Tyne.

She said: “Targeting them at girls as young as seven is disgraceful. It gives out completely the wrong message to parents, children and the people who abuse them.

“It is selling sex to kids. Girls shouldn’t be wanting to enhance their cleavage at their age.”

Linda was backed by children’s charities. Kidscape said: “BHS needs its head examined. Why would a girl of ten need a padded bra.” Childline was also furious.

BHS is the latest chain to spark outrage over sexy clothes for kids. Ethel Austin withdrew lacy black bras for six-year-olds.

And Argos was attacked for its range of thongs for young girls.

BHS last night defended its bras, based on the Mr Men character. It said: “The merchandise is harmless fun. No innuendo is intended.”

Bzob
03-27-2003, 04:40 PM
I hate ensanities posts on the hatered thread

The Ensanity
03-27-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
I hate ensanities posts on the hatered thread I hate that you hate that


I hateMan Gets 90 Days In Jail For Stabbing Pet Pig
Posted: 1:38 p.m. EST March 26, 2003
Updated: 1:41 p.m. EST March 26, 2003

A man accused of savagely stabbing a pet pig, then blurting out in drunkenness that he wanted pork chops, was convicted of felony cruelty to animals and sentenced to 90 days in jail.
In December, Edwin "Louie" Deason injured the 50-pound Vietnamese potbellied pig so severely it had to be killed because one stab wound left it unable to walk.

Prosecutors said Deason made drunken, belligerent comments to sheriff's deputies. One deputy testified Deason was covered in blood and had pig feces all over him when he said he cut it.

Assistant State Attorney Cynthia Simpson said that even if slaughtering the pig for a meal, it was not being done quickly and painlessly.

Deason's attorneys argued in the one-day trial on today that a neighbor was the one who plunged a rusty knife into the pig. Deason's attorneys maintained he later tried to sever the pig's carotid artery to put it out of its misery, but the blade was too dull.

DOGGx0
03-27-2003, 04:43 PM
i hate that shit.

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 04:46 PM
I hate smelly shit.

The Ensanity
03-27-2003, 04:48 PM
Tatu do it 3 times a day

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003131227,00.jpg

Smooching ... Julia, left,
snogs Lena on German TV
Click picture to enlarge
By DEREK BROWN
Showbiz Reporter

LESBIAN pop duo Tatu have revealed they have sex with each other THREE times a day.

Russian chart sensations Julia Volkova and Lena Katina, both 18, say they like to make love in the morning, at lunchtime and last thing at night.

And they say they regularly enjoy group sessions with sexy female fans after gigs.

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003131222,00.jpg

Clinch ... Tatu stars get close
Click picture to enlarge
Julia says: “We really love each other and the sex is phenomenal. It’s a thousand times better than with a man. And contrary to what others might say, we don’t just talk about it. We have sex at least three times a day.

“The best is in the morning when we have just woken up. Then we do it nice and slowly.

“In the evening it is a lot faster and we rip each other’s clothes off. We like it at lunchtime too.”

The pair have quickly become one of the world’s biggest pop sensations. Their debut single All The Things She Said has sold more than 13million copies worldwide.

The girls admit they also sleep with men — but claim the fellas are no great shakes in bed.

Lena says: “It doesn’t bother us if it’s a man or a woman. But it is not as much fun with men. They are always too quick and don’t always make us orgasm.”

Speaking to a German newspaper Julia adds: “I don’t know about other men but Russian men are like sewing machines — always just a quick stitch.”

The duo, who are staging their first British concerts at Manchester and Wembley in May, hint that they go further than threesomes in bed.

Lena says: “Maybe we’ve had four or fivesomes, it’s our secret. After gigs we like taking a couple of sexy girls to our hotel room.”

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 04:50 PM
I hate that tatu rules.

Bzob
03-27-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
I hate that you hate that


I hateMan Gets 90 Days In Jail For Stabbing Pet Pig
Posted: 1:38 p.m. EST March 26, 2003
Updated: 1:41 p.m. EST March 26, 2003

A man accused of savagely stabbing a pet pig, then blurting out in drunkenness that he wanted pork chops, was convicted of felony cruelty to animals and sentenced to 90 days in jail.
In December, Edwin "Louie" Deason injured the 50-pound Vietnamese potbellied pig so severely it had to be killed because one stab wound left it unable to walk.

Prosecutors said Deason made drunken, belligerent comments to sheriff's deputies. One deputy testified Deason was covered in blood and had pig feces all over him when he said he cut it.

Assistant State Attorney Cynthia Simpson said that even if slaughtering the pig for a meal, it was not being done quickly and painlessly.

Deason's attorneys argued in the one-day trial on today that a neighbor was the one who plunged a rusty knife into the pig. Deason's attorneys maintained he later tried to sever the pig's carotid artery to put it out of its misery, but the blade was too dull.

I hate that Ensanity is improving

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 05:57 PM
I hate that I'm leaving in 10 mintue's to pratice my beating of bzob.

Bella
03-27-2003, 05:58 PM
Damn, that's hot, Ensanity!

I like that girl's tatoo.

Zen
03-27-2003, 06:02 PM
I hate that I'm sporting wood after that article and pics.

Zen
03-27-2003, 06:43 PM
I hate that I have to work for 15 more minutes.

Leather
03-27-2003, 06:44 PM
I hate I've listened a song of Bomb 20 and It sounds brutal....Digital Hardcore for the Masses!!!

P.S. thanks Vulgar....

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:03 PM
I hate that I feel like I am being avoided

Prince
03-27-2003, 07:06 PM
I hate that I am listening to Blue Oyster Cult

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:12 PM
I hate that I would rather be bored like Cesaro then depressed like I currently am.

I also hate that I don't think I have a reason to be depressed and yet I am.

I hate that I was happy when I got home from school and 5 minutes later I felt like shit.

I hate when I am having a conversation with my girlfriend and she just says "gtg, bye" and leaves with no warning and right when I am in the middle of a sentance.

I hate that I don't know what is going on in her head anymore.

I hate that I know that she doesn't know what is going on in her head anymore.

Prince
03-27-2003, 07:13 PM
I hate that being bored makes me depressed.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:16 PM
I hate that after not seeing her for 2 months it is getting to me.

I hate that she seems distant from me at times more and more often.

I hate that I think the distance is getting to her also.

I hate that I still have a month before I can see her again.

I hate that I get the feeling that she just doesn't want to talk to me sometimes.

I hate that I got that feeling today.

I hate that I have a paper due on monday.

I hate that I have a test next week.

I hate that I have to do reading for that test.

I hate reading textbooks.

I hate that I can't concentrate when I am depressed and my marks are slipping.

Prince
03-27-2003, 07:18 PM
I hate that HF is taking my reign of the hatred thread away from me.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:18 PM
I hate that the other day I was chatting with her and she just left without telling me or putting up her away message and refused to answer the phone when I called her and she wouldn't tell me why when I asked her later.

I hate that I almost get the feeling I am losing her.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:19 PM
I hate that this all makes me sad.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:21 PM
I hate that I will talk to her about this later and she will probably say something to comfort me and I will hate that I ever doubted her in the first place.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:22 PM
I hate that until I talk to her I am going to continue to be depressed

Prince
03-27-2003, 07:23 PM
I hate that the last relationship I had ended because I have a one dimensional personality.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:23 PM
I hate the ups and downs of relationship...well not the ups. I just hate the downs.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:25 PM
I hate that I don't know what I would do if my relationship ended

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 07:26 PM
I hate that Hockeyfighter has grown a vagina over the last few months. The woman gives you trouble, five across the eyes.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:29 PM
I hate she doesn't give me trouble.

I just hate that she doesn't talk to me sometimes and that makes me worry.

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 07:30 PM
I hate that Hockeyfighter's girl is getting lambroasted and he doesn't know it

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:30 PM
I hate that non of my friends are online so I have no one to bitch to

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:31 PM
I hate that I spelt none wrong

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 07:32 PM
I hate that I'm a piece of shit that cannot do anythign right

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:33 PM
I hate that sometimes I wish I would die

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:35 PM
I hate that I am being avoided because she came back online, I said hi and then she signed off.

I hate that I don't know what is going on with her and why she is being like this.

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 07:35 PM
I hate that exercise has made me confident, and I no longer wish I would die...

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:36 PM
I hate that I have to wait 30 minutes before I can call her because I can only call long distance after 5pm.

I hate that I think she will be mad for me phoning but I don't care.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:37 PM
I hate that I am insecure

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:38 PM
I hate that my stomach is upset.

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 07:38 PM
I hate that you should let her go, hit up a strip club and wake up to a crack whore runnign off with your wallet.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:41 PM
I hate you for saying that

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 07:43 PM
I hate that other post whores are not on with us to hate

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 07:45 PM
I hate that I forgot Ensanity was still here, but he does not have enough hate

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:50 PM
I hate that you are right and no one is around.

I hate my life.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 07:52 PM
I hate that my sister just logged on so I can complain to her.

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 07:53 PM
I hate that its me on your sister's account, your sister's asleep from the 3 hour "party" we just had.

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 07:56 PM
I hate that I'm only the 20th top poster on here...

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 08:38 PM
I hate that I am so moody. I feel great again. What the **** is wrong with me.

zioxoiz
03-27-2003, 08:39 PM
I hate the number 4.

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 08:43 PM
I hate people named Justin

zioxoiz
03-27-2003, 08:45 PM
Yay!

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 10:15 PM
I hate thta I missed Dragnet last sunday

HockeyFighter
03-27-2003, 10:24 PM
I hate that I am sitting at home, alone for the 200th consecutive day

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 10:24 PM
I hate stuff.

LukeDothSucketh
03-27-2003, 10:26 PM
I hate that I have to wait a whole 2 hours and 35 minutes until Friday.

Leather
03-28-2003, 10:29 AM
I hate that the HT was on my second OT page....

I hate Madonna and her false revolutionary attitude....

Mr. Beelzebub
03-28-2003, 10:32 AM
I hate Madonna and her fake ass british accent

Aaron Bizarre
03-28-2003, 10:34 AM
I hate that the album that Leather has in his avatar is "sounds of the animal kingdom" and the cover is cool but the CD let me down.

Mr. Beelzebub
03-28-2003, 10:35 AM
I hate that I am beginning to like that game called soccer.

Leather
03-28-2003, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by Aaron Suave
I hate that the album that Leather has in his avatar is "sounds of the animal kingdom" and the cover is cool but the CD let me down.

I hate I agree with you...bad production...try to check "Extreme conditions demand extreme responses" or "Need to control"....great Grind-Death albums!!....

I hate I love soccer....

Bzob
03-28-2003, 10:41 AM
I hate that Tua is going to kick Rokmans ass this saturday and i can not wait

HockeyFighter
03-28-2003, 10:50 AM
I hate fridays...and weekends

Bzob
03-28-2003, 10:51 AM
I hate hockeyfighter

Bzob
03-28-2003, 10:52 AM
I hate Tanner too

Tammy
03-28-2003, 10:52 AM
We should stop hating and join hands.

HockeyFighter
03-28-2003, 10:55 AM
I hate that crap

I hate bzob because he hates me

Prince
03-28-2003, 11:00 AM
I hate that I can't stop hating because hating is the only thing that keeps me content.

Bzob
03-28-2003, 11:01 AM
I hate AZN for saying something so stupid on the hatred thread

Leather
03-28-2003, 11:04 AM
I hate Hockeyfighter hates weekends...How?!......

Bzob
03-28-2003, 11:04 AM
I hate leather

Leather
03-28-2003, 11:06 AM
I hate "Uruk-hai + Billy Corgan"....

Prince
03-28-2003, 11:07 AM
I hate weekends, they are the most boring thing ever.

Bzob
03-28-2003, 11:07 AM
I hate leather double now

Leather
03-28-2003, 11:08 AM
I hate that Cesaro hates weekends too...

Bzob
03-28-2003, 11:08 AM
I hate cesario could spend all weekend washing his funky ass and still not get it clean

Leather
03-28-2003, 11:09 AM
I hate "skin-orcs"....:fu:

Bzob
03-28-2003, 11:13 AM
I hate Leather tripple now

Leather
03-28-2003, 11:17 AM
I hate I've hated bzob enough today....I stop now....

Bzob
03-28-2003, 12:05 PM
I hate that my ass hole burns

realkaps
03-28-2003, 12:13 PM
I hate that I didnt recognize Leather with his new avatar.........

Bzob
03-28-2003, 12:14 PM
I hate that Kaps was not paying attention

realkaps
03-28-2003, 12:23 PM
I hate that I am too broke to pay attention.........

Bzob
03-28-2003, 12:26 PM
I hate that Kaps makes so much sence he makes dollars

The Ensanity
03-28-2003, 02:39 PM
Topless woman attacks picnic
By Paul Jackson
March 28, 2003

A Vietnam veteran and his family have been attacked by a topless woman while having a picnic at a beach.

The man was forced to shield himself with a fold-up table as the woman lunged at him with a 25cm knife.

``It was unbelievable _ she was shouting that she was going to kill me,'' the 52-year-old businessman said yesterday.

The man, who asked not to be named, was on Darwin's Nightcliff foreshore when he was pestered by beggars.

``When I told them to go away they became extremely aggressive and abusive,'' he said. ``A woman in her mid-30s was the worst.

``She disappeared behind a toilet block and then reappeared, topless, brandishing a huge knife.

``She came straight at me, calling me all sorts of names and said she was going to kill me.

``I had to pick up the fold-up table to protect myself. She slammed the knife into it.

``My wife was terrified.

``Luckily the itinerant's brother turned up on the scene and threatened to break her arm if she didn't put the knife down.

``She eventually did and we just packed up and left.''

The man said he reported the incident to a passing police patrol but there was nothing they could do because they were on their way to police headquarters with a full load of drunken itinerants. Opposition Leader Denis Burke said the battle to control the itinerant problem in Darwin had been lost.

``The Government has done nothing to stop drunks and itinerants harassing people on the streets,'' he said.

``It's about time they got tough with these people.''

Community Development Minister John Ah Kit said the itinerant problem was not new.

``From day one we acknowledged the itinerant problem was bad _ and has been getting worse,'' he said.

``I have personally acknowledged, as an Aboriginal, I am offended by the hassle and humbug of itinerants in Darwin and other towns.

``Instead of walking away from the problem, we are tackling it in partnership with over 40 community and government groups.''

Northern Territory News

realkaps
03-28-2003, 03:11 PM
I hate that ensanity continues to try to hijack this thread....