Just a silly thread where members can list things that they can do.
Be it stuff that's cool and makes them "special", or just stuff that only they are amused with.

You can also ask other members to post their talents.
Have fun with this.

If I rub my eyes they squeak LOUDLY like a loose floorboard.

I make my own flies for flyfishing.

I like long walks on the beach and gals with a sense of humor.

I am a studio-capable bassist and I can tie my dick in a knot.

(I don't because I'm not a show-off though.)

I am a studio-capable bassist and I can tie my dick in a knot.

(I don't because I'm not a show-off though.)
lol Can you actually do the last one?

If I rub my eyes they squeak LOUDLY like a loose floorboard.

I make my own flies for flyfishing.

I like long walks on the beach and gals with a sense of humor.
lol Damn.. What's wrong with your eyes?

How is the last one a talent?

lol Can you actually do the last one?
That was intended to impress the ladies, Doc.


BACK! Back I say!!
:eek:

That was intended to impress the ladies, Doc.


BACK! Back I say!!
:eek:
lol Wtf?
I wasn't asking because I wanted to see.
I was asking to see if you were serious.

Rough day at the factory?

How is the last one a talent?

It's not. I was just sharing, hoping that hot little piece of work jose noticed it.

It's not. I was just sharing, hoping that hot little piece of work jose noticed it.
lol Nice.

Don't give me any **** you ****ing message limit.

It's not. I was just sharing, hoping that hot little piece of work jose noticed it.

Jose is a hot-blooded Latino........he'll notice.

Jose is a hot-blooded Latino........he'll notice.
lol Seems like you've noticed him because of that. ;)

DOUBLE DAMN!
(Got to remember what kind of minds I'm dealing with here!!)

Yep, no doubt. Jose has that Latino Heat...Eddie Guerrero doesn't have **** on him...

DOUBLE DAMN!
(Got to remember what kind of minds I'm dealing with here!!)
It's just that you're so damn attractive.
I swear, your latent homosexuality is just driving me crazy! :p

You've seen right through my charade!

The eight children usually throws people off.........

You've seen right through my charade!

The eight children usually throws people off.........
lol You must not be up to date.
Most latent homosexuals (well the famous ones) have huge families to hide it.
So to have 8 must mean that you're really flaming! :p

"Bring out the gimp...."

"Bring out the gimp...."
Don't forget the tape and ball gag.

lol You must not be up to date.
Most latent homosexuals (well the famous ones) have huge families to hide it.
So to have 8 must mean that you're really flaming! :p

Doethn't make me a bad PERTHON!

Doethn't make me a bad PERTHON!

We're here!! We're queer!! We don't want any more bears!!

Doethn't make me a bad PERTHON!
Damn.. That lisp does wonders for a limp dick.
Wanna come over and cure my snake bite? :p

Okay , getting too creepy for me...

**Hank quickly exits the thread with his ass region covered**

Okay , getting too creepy for me...

**Hank quickly exits the thread with his ass region covered**
lol You're actually taking this seriously?
Poor guy..

Serious?? Me?? :D :D :D

I have a ferret quoting Mike Tyson in my avatar. I'm far from serious.

Serious?? Me?? :D :D :D

I have a ferret quoting Mike Tyson in my avatar. I'm far from serious.
lol Then are you sensitive about cornholing?

Only without lube.

Only without lube.
You haven't cornholed till you've done it without lube. ;)

Damn, where's FistFest when you need him???

Damn, where's FistFest when you need him???
Sounds like a professional fluffer.

you know your the only one for me Hank*Toney#1*

you know your the only one for me Hank*Toney#1*
Did you know that they may be coming out with a "Reservoir Dogs" game for the xbox?

you know your the only one for me Hank*Toney#1*

**Toney#1**

You haven't cornholed till you've done it without lube. ;)

You concern me dearly. :p

You concern me dearly. :p
My balls tingle whenever I see you post.

My balls tingle whenever I see you post.

:D Really? The exact same thing happens when i read yours. :eek:

:D Really? The exact same thing happens when i read yours. :eek:
Aww.. I thought you felt a sharp pain in your ass whenever you read my posts.

This has to come back up.

This has to come back up.
Quit talking to your genitalia, LimpDick!

Quit talking to your genitalia, LimpDick!
Aww.. You know that whenever I see you post my **** wakes up and stands at attention. :p

I know how to juggle. My brother taught me when I was younger.

you know your the only one for me Hank*Toney#1*

EEEEWWWW!!! And I WAS just about to tell them to stop picking on you; that I like you and to leave you alone. :p

This thread is pathetic. :p

I'll second that, it stinks of piss. :D

IM VERY VERY ANNOYING WHEN IM BORED, VERY ANNOYING INDEED,SO MUCH SO I THINK IT QUALIFIES AS A TALENT OR "GIFT", I ALSO CAN MAKE MY OWN BISCUITS, YES BISCUITS, ANYONE WANTING THE RECIPE JUST ASK

IM VERY VERY ANNOYING WHEN IM BORED, VERY ANNOYING INDEED,SO MUCH SO I THINK IT QUALIFIES AS A TALENT OR "GIFT", I ALSO CAN MAKE MY OWN BISCUITS, YES BISCUITS, ANYONE WANTING THE RECIPE JUST ASK

What kind of biscuits?

I can clean the space between my teeth without using dental floss. Is that a talent?

What kind of biscuits?

I can clean the space between my teeth without using dental floss. Is that a talent?

Well, they are made with with oats and golden syrup, and sugar and flour and water and margerine, and hash and cycarbonate of soda, and fire from the belly of a steel dragon, and the love of a fat woman.

But thats all im saying, the secret ingredient secret

Well, they are made with with oats and golden syrup, and sugar and flour and water and margerine, and hash and cycarbonate of soda, and fire from the belly of a steel dragon, and the love of a fat woman.

But thats all im saying, the secret ingredient secret

lol

I was actually thinking of baking some till you saud belly of a steel dragon. Love of a fat women I can't, I'm allergic.

lol

I was actually thinking of baking some till you saud belly of a steel dragon. Love of a fat women I can't, I'm allergic.

lol. I know what you mean. :cool:

EEEEWWWW!!! And I WAS just about to tell them to stop picking on you; that I like you and to leave you alone. :p

Ah, me and that sexy little ****** jose go WAY back before this board. I wasn't picking on him, I really want to get in his pants. :rolleyes:

lol

I was actually thinking of baking some till you saud belly of a steel dragon. Love of a fat women I can't, I'm allergic.

The belly of a steel dragon is the oven!
A the fat woman is my uncles wife, who gave me the recipe!

They're simple to make and taste fookin fantastic.
oh and the hash is optional, iv never tried it. Too busy smoking crack.

The belly of a steel dragon is the oven!
A the fat woman is my uncles wife, who gave me the recipe!

They're simple to make and taste fookin fantastic.
oh and the hash is optional, iv never tried it. Too busy smoking crack.

LOL K got it. Yo send over the quantities for the ingred. They better be good. :mad: :D

hash is a sw33333ttt ingredient. That's why I wanna makem now lol.

Special Talents.....

Photographic Memory.
A frightening amount of trivia knowledge concerning movies.
Can take a good punch.

I think thats about it.

Ah, me and that sexy little ****** jose go WAY back before this board. I wasn't picking on him, I really want to get in his pants. :rolleyes:

Yuck Hank..thats just TOO much info!!

i can make GIFs and i am really good at fixing computers

Oh yeah. I can fix computers too.

I hate this karma thing! I just tried to give both of you good karma and it wont let me!! :mad:

Awwww. I need it.

I guess I gave it to you too many times too.....

Awwww. I need it.

I'll try again later. My kid will be home any min. and I'll have to feed her lunch and then were gonna watch football; but I will give some more out elsewhere so I can give to you and Garrett again!

College Football? Or NFL?

i can make GIFs and i am really good at fixing computers

Hey Garrett, you never told me who sent the bad karma and told you to stay out of the country! You can private mess. the info to me if you prefer; I'd like to know who the asses are here at the site!

College Football? Or NFL?

NFL for today (college was yesterday babe)..I'm in the football poll so I need to see how bad I crash and burn!!

Ah.

I only follow SU Football. I watch the Eagles on occasion too.....

SU Football sucks this year. But there is always hoops.

I have superhuman strength and can fly, plus I have x-ray vision and can melt just about anything with my laser beams that shoot out of my eyes. I am faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. When I blow I can freeze anything too.
I am Super-Mandilon

I have superhuman strength and can fly, plus I have x-ray vision and can melt just about anything with my laser beams that shoot out of my eyes. I am faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. When I blow I can freeze anything too.
I am Super-Mandilon

As talented as taking a **** and eating a hotdog at the same time.

As talented as taking a **** and eating a hotdog at the same time.
I can do that and put mustard on the hotdog

I can surf well and can give you all cool hairstyles.

I can make my eyes shake real fast.

Who's that in your avatar?

BTW you have amazing talents :p

I have superhuman strength and can fly, plus I have x-ray vision and can melt just about anything with my laser beams that shoot out of my eyes. I am faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. When I blow I can freeze anything too.
I am Super-Mandilon

Nice!! ;)

Who's that in your avatar?

BTW you have amazing talents :p
this here my friend is Frank,a 6' tall bunny who talks to Donnie Darko :p

Nice!! ;)
thank you tracylee I knew you'd understand me, hey how bout the Cowboys today?

thank you tracylee I knew you'd understand me, hey how bout the Cowboys today?

Aint over yet babe, and the Giants need to get their act together...I voted that they would beat the Cowboys today!!!

this here my friend is Frank,a 6' tall bunny who talks to Donnie Darko :p

Freaky dude, i wouldn't want to meet him in a ally. I hear bunnies can go at it like mad and at 6' tall he's lethal. :p

Freaky dude, i wouldn't want to meet him in a ally. I hear bunnies can go at it like mad and at 6' tall he's lethal. :p
Yeah they done, "love bunnies" but they take short strokes,lol

Aint over yet babe, and the Giants need to get their act together...I voted that they would beat the Cowboys today!!!
you just had to talk right? A BS call from the reff and Tiki B just ran a butt load of yards

you just had to talk right? A BS call from the reff and Tiki B just ran a butt load of yards

can ya hear me laughing?? :p

can ya hear me laughing?? :p
Gaints havent scored yet

" I am talented with my tongue too. "

Yeah they done, "love bunnies" but they take short strokes,lol

Ok Bunnyboy, can i call you that?

Gaints havent scored yet

" I am talented with my tongue too. "

Yeah, the Giants and Atlanta are letting me down right now!

By the way, that's good to know!! :D

Gaints havent scored yet

" I am talented with my tongue too. "

Giants just pulled ahead, but you know that already, dont you? :p

Ah.

I only follow SU Football. I watch the Eagles on occasion too.....

SU Football sucks this year. But there is always hoops.

What's that, Syracuse?

The Saints suck!

The Saints suck!

Did you pick them over the Buc's??

Giants just pulled ahead, but you know that already, dont you? :p................................................ ...

.................................................. .

what was that honey?? did you say something?? (cheer up, its not over yet!!) :)

what was that honey?? did you say something?? (cheer up, its not over yet!!) :)
3 yards short from the 1st in the 4th quarter

I used to play competitive ice hockey for the Portland Jr. Hawks

3 yards short from the 1st in the 4th quarter

Ive got 2 different games that can go either way right now...ahhhhhhh, the suspense!!

Ive got 2 different games that can go either way right now...ahhhhhhh, the suspense!!
Cowboy have never been a 4th quarter team, but thanks for trying to help me feel better ;)

Cowboy have never been a 4th quarter team, but thanks for trying to help me feel better ;)

anytime :p

anytime :p
its a good game

its a good game

Well, thanks to Atlanta, I'm now 6-1, instead of 7-0....damn, let the crash and burn begin!!! :mad:

Well, thanks to Atlanta, I'm now 6-1, instead of 7-0....damn, let the crash and burn begin!!! :mad:
you are too good tracy lee :D are you married?

you are too good tracy lee :D are you married?

No babe, havent you heard? Since I'm not a Klitschko fan, I MUST be single!! Seriously I'm divorced, and loving it!! :D

No babe, havent you heard? Since I'm not a Klitschko fan, I MUST be single!! Seriously I'm divorced, and loving it!! :D
I need to learn how to bet, damn that football, what is the definition of a ball anyways? I was talking to my brother-in-law and was asking him why do we call football, football. Of course we all what foot is but a ball, what’s the definition? Now soccer is called fulbol in Spanish, what the hell is fut?

I need to learn how to bet, damn that football, what is the definition of a ball anyways? I was talking to my brother-in-law and was asking him why do we call football, football. Of course we all what foot is but a ball, what’s the definition? Now soccer is called fulbol in Spanish, what the hell is fut?

Dont question the pig skin, bigdlb...that's similar to asking where the earth came from; it's just wrong. :D

Dont question the pig skin, bigdlb...that's similar to asking where the earth came from; it's just wrong. :D
lol ture, so what came 1st the chicken or the egg?

lol ture, so what came 1st the chicken or the egg?

the one, true un-answerable question that has plagued mankind for centuries!! I DONT KNOW :confused:

the one, true un-answerable question that has plagued mankind for centuries!! I DONT KNOW :confused:
but we all know who came 1st the man or woman (Man) just as always we come first :D

but we all know who came 1st the man or woman (Man) just as always we come first :D

Aint that a fact ! (although it could depend on the man, of course) :D

Aint that a fact ! (although it could depend on the man, of course) :D
woman!!! give me back my rib !!!! ;)

woman!!! give me back my rib !!!! ;)

I dunno....what ya gonna give me?? :)

I dunno....what ya gonna give me?? :)
an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a rib for a damn good night in sex with multi orgasms

an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a rib for a damn good night in sex with multi orgasms

sounds reasonable I guess :D

sounds reasonable I guess :D
if I dont come 1st lol :D

if I dont come 1st lol :D

Of course that might be a concern...hmm... ;)

Talents eh?

Well I'm a great driver and a great dad. :)

I'm also a decent downhill skier and snow boarder. :cool:

Of course that might be a concern...hmm... ;)
They have things to fix that, Trojan make a condom called extended pressure, it makes you last about 3 time longer but it sucks cause it numbs you @&%#

They have things to fix that, Trojan make a condom called extended pressure, it makes you last about 3 time longer but it sucks cause it numbs you @&%#

Well that wouldnt be much fun then, huh?

Well that wouldnt be much fun then, huh?
not for the guy :(

not for the guy :(

That was what I thought too babe!! :confused: