I was watching this show on HBO called Shock Video, it shows clips of tv shows from around the world. They showed the show in Sweden where these 3 guys that where wearing silver spandex jump suits with holes in the ass took laxatives and seen who could hold there **** the longest. What the **** is wrong with these people??????

They are still pissed they lost to Belarus in olympic hockey...Hahahahahahahahaahhahaahahaha!

that's probablt not a swedish program...I have never in my life heard of a program like this. People here would just find it disgusting....maybe it was from schweize, people always mix our countries up...

No it said Sweden.......

so, you ever find out the answer to your question?

Arent swedish chicks supposed to be hot?

No I never found out what the **** is wrong with them.....

hhmmmm never heard of any show like that...but as I said, people here wouldn't accept it, they don't air Jerry springer anymore and Anna nicole made a huge fuzz over here...


and yes, swedish girls are hot...

and thier hockey players (except Mats Sundin) suck

Yeah but there girls are hot.....

Hmm I've heard of that "show". But I dont think you should judge all swedes by it. It was only a sketch in a crazy talkshow that was broadcasted late at night on a small cable-chanel. I haven't seen it though. Perhaps u could find it on the internet if u search fo "sm i lavemang" or something.

And yes, people found this disgusting wich i guess was the purpose with it.

(parazit: Det var Gert Fylking (rosa träningsoverall) som hade denna tävling i nån talkshow med Aschberg på trean för en massa år sedan om jag inte minns fel.)

And no, Marcus Näslund, Peter Forsberg, Niclas Lidström and a lot of ohter Swedish hockey players do not suck!!! (Its realy hard to be leading NHL scoring and suck at the same time :))

And, yes I am still realy pissed that we lost to ****ING BELARUS in the olympics. I had almost forgot about it, but then they show a "winter-olypics-special" a few days ago on swedish-TV. I didn't watch it because of the hockey, but i couldn't avoid the trailers that showed that stupid ****ing last minute goal DAMIT!!!!!!

Arnt Donald Duck cartoons banned in sweden because he doesnt wear any pants??

God bless Tommy Salo's head

BTW, your right. Sweeden does produce great hockey players. Also, your point about not judging people by thier t.v is well taken. If you judges americans by thier t.v you would think they were all gun loving rednecks. Wait a second......

The canadians think Tom Green is quality televison......

Originally posted by Creed
God bless Tommy Salo's head



Please dont ever mention that again.

Originally posted by kaps
I was watching this show on HBO called Shock Video, it shows clips of tv shows from around the world. They showed the show in Sweden where these 3 guys that where wearing silver spandex jump suits with holes in the ass took laxatives and seen who could hold there **** the longest. What the **** is wrong with these people??????

That show sounds more entertaining than The Bachelor or American Idol or the other bull**** we have here in America. Most of the good tv shows are on HBO.

Originally posted by kaps
The canadians think Tom Green is quality televison......

No we don't

I was sad he didn't lose both his balls

well, they do have their national bikini team. but kaps, i have no idea whats up with them, interesting thread though...

well If it was gert fylking it explains alot...he's ****ed up...but they don't air that **** anymore, they used to call it "shame-tv" back then too...

och and donald duck has never been banned here but it has been banned in Finland in the 70 i belive...

And swedish girls are still hot...

hej o välkommen förresten till sloppy english...

tackar tackar ;)

They have a bad confidence.

ingen fara...vart i sverige bor du?

This thread is great because I've always hated the Swedes. Now, I'm not racist or anything but they are definately sub-human and deserving of our disgust. Them and Puerto Ricans.

Originally posted by ParazIT
ingen fara...vart i sverige bor du?

Linköping

Originally posted by CTA likes fellatio
This thread is great because I've always hated the Swedes. Now, I'm not racist or anything but they are definately sub-human and deserving of our disgust. Them and Puerto Ricans.

If you are trying to be funny - you are not sucdeeding.

If you are being serious - then why are swedes (like me) sub-human

Originally posted by sloppyenglish
sucdeeding.

you were not playing when you named yourself

LOL.....

Originally posted by Coathanger Abortion
you were not playing when you named yourself

Hehe, well i guess not. But I bet my english is better than your swedish :)

Originally posted by sloppyenglish
Hehe, well i guess not. But I bet my english is better than your swedish :) My swedish is dope, check this out...som hade denna inte minns fel Näslund massa år.

Originally posted by CTA likes fellatio
This thread is great because I've always hated the Swedes. Now, I'm not racist or anything but they are definately sub-human and deserving of our disgust. Them and Puerto Ricans.

Swedes+Puerto Ricans= Sub-human

And you said you aren't racist...mmmmmm....and Pinochet is a democrat!!!:?:

Im just glad I am not canadian....

Originally posted by Coathanger Abortion
My swedish is dope, check this out...som hade denna inte minns fel Näslund massa år.

hehe, and what is that suppose to mean "as had this not remember wrong Näslund many years" is probably not what you had in mind. All the words are perfectly correct swedish words though. GREAT!

No I have to go to bed, or as we say in swedish: "knivmord!"

Originally posted by sloppyenglish
If you are trying to be funny - you are not sucdeeding.

If you are being serious - then why are swedes (like me) sub-human

**** off, ya dirty Swede.

CTA can suck my donkey dick....


och sloppy...2 kr på att du kallas Farre...

Justin's official word is "No Comment".

No Comment is 2 words.

zen is right,,,

Originally posted by ParazIT
CTA can suck my donkey dick....


och sloppy...2 kr på att du kallas Farre...

What the **** are so many dirtball Swedes doing on an MMA forum? The best you guys could produce was Tony Halme (and yeah, I know he's a Finn but all you down-syndrome looking mother****ers are the same in my book).

hmmm I don't think I should that a answer...he doesn't really deserve it, Money did deserve answers...but this guy...no...

Seriously. You can't deny that you all look down-syndromed.

Exhibit A:

http://www.cederling.se/port/bilder/sedin.JPG

Originally posted by kaps
Im just glad I am not canadian....

Yes, its a lot more fun being American. What with the government murdering children, funding terrorism, trafficking drugs. . .oh, those whacky Americans!

yes swedes does look like they have downs syndrom...just take a look.,..

http://www.cafe.se/sveriges69sexigaste/listan_2002/3_frida_192.jpg

http://www.cafe.se/sveriges69sexigaste/listan_2002/4_izabella_192.jpg

http://www.cafe.se/sveriges69sexigaste/listan_2002/9_tilde_192.jpg

http://www.cafe.se/sveriges69sexigaste/listan_2002/10_emma_192.jpg

http://www.cafe.se/sveriges69sexigaste/listan_2002/29_linda_192.jpg

http://www.cafe.se/sveriges69sexigaste/listan_2002/39_filippa_192.jpg

here are some more people with downs syndrome...

http://www.cafe.se/sveriges69sexigaste/listan_2002/40_sandra_192.jpg

http://www.cafe.se/sveriges69sexigaste/listan_2002/55_dee_192.jpg

http://www.cafe.se/sveriges69sexigaste/listan_2002/62_jenny_192.jpg

http://www.cafe.se/kvinnor/portfolio/02_08_blondiner/victoria_veronika_2_468.jpg

Originally posted by ParazIT

och sloppy...2 kr på att du kallas Farre...

Hehe. chansar du på den enda "mma-personen" du känner till från lkpg eller?

And yes. I do got downs syndrome, like all the girls Parazit posted pictures of.

Originally posted by CTA likes fellatio
Yes, its a lot more fun being American. What with the government murdering children, funding terrorism, trafficking drugs. . .oh, those whacky Americans!

These are a few of my favorite things.......

You don't have heart Kaps....(with tears into the eyes...)

ParazIT, I want travel to Sweden!!!
:crazy2:

your all welcome...

hehe sloppy....det finns ju bara 30 pers i linköping typ :D men svara nu då, är du farre? isåfall har jag vänner som känner dig :lol1:

Sug min kuk...

nej tack

Originally posted by kaps
These are a few of my favorite things.......

This has got to be one of the funniest posts I've read in some time. Hats off to ya!

And, Swede-boy, fine, your women don't have down-syndrome, ok? I guess its just the men that are ****ed-up retarded looking.

Originally posted by kaps
Sug min kuk...

no thanks i'm fine! :)

Originally posted by ParazIT
your all welcome...

hehe sloppy....det finns ju bara 30 pers i linköping typ :D men svara nu då, är du farre? isåfall har jag vänner som känner dig :lol1:

Oj glömde visst svara förra gången. Nej jag är inte farre, men jag tror jag vet vem du menar, inte säker dock. Han tränar shoot inte sant? Jag tränar bjj, har bara testat shoot nån enstaka gång (skulle vilja ha tid att träna det med). Men vi tränar på samma klubb och en del shooters brukar vara med när vi kör utan gi på fredagar och så.

Om du med 30 syftar på antalet männsikor som håller på med shoot/bjj så var det ganska bra uppskattat :)

ok sorry if u are mad at me typing in swedish. So again I'm sorry, or as we say in swedish: "kom och ät, maten kallnar"

Please guys, I deffend all nationalities, but...CAN YOU STOP TO WRITTE IN SWEDE?!

heheh kom o ät, maten kallnar... :D
nja...jag tänkte mer på att det var ca 30 pers som fanns i lkpg :D
Farre tränar shoot ja...men jag känner honom inte så bra...

and that's the last thing I'll type in swedish....in this thread...:D

Originally posted by ParazIT
nja...jag tänkte mer på att det var ca 30 pers som fanns i lkpg :D

Hehe 30 is a better estimation of the number of people living in Mjölby. the town i lived in until i was 19 years old, and where my parants still live.

heheh I love making fun of other cities...it's so fun....so how do you get to bjj class? do you take the subway?.....ooohhh Im sorry, you don't have a subway...maybe you take the horse and slay....


hehe ta inte åt dig, jag driver med alla utanför sthlm :D

I go to bjj class with my tractor of course. Because all poeple living outside sthlm in sweden are farmers. But i guess you knew that allready.

off course I knew that :D

it's so fun to go to linköping cuz when you are supposed to meet someone they can say "Mcdonaldws downtown" cuz there is only one McDonalds downtown :D

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
They are still pissed they lost to Belarus in olympic hockey...Hahahahahahahahaahhahaahahaha!

That very mean.............................BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH *tear*

I don't even know what you guys are talking about...belarous? in hockey?

Originally posted by ParazIT
heheh I love making fun of other cities...it's so fun....

See, this is what I hate most about the Swedes. Rampant bigotry.

ooohhh Im sorry, you don't have a subway...maybe you take the horse and slay....


What do you slay with your horse?