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Prostitroop
09-19-2004, 11:16 PM
This is the official "Mock a Member" thread.

The rules are simple: Just mock a member from this forum

This thread is soley for entertainment purposes. It is not intended to offend anybody. Just fun & games. So quit complaining

I'll go first

"Byrd is God. He is so sexy and can defeat anybody with his beautiful ****. Byrd is the Answer!"
-ChrististheAnswer

Dr Cynical
09-19-2004, 11:19 PM
This is the official "Mock a Member" thread.

The rules are simple: Just mock a member from this forum

This thread is soley for entertainment purposes. It is not intended to offend anybody. Just fun & games. So quit complaining

I'll go first

"Byrd is God. He is so sexy and can defeat anybody with his beautiful ****. Byrd is the Answer!"
-ChrististheAnswer
lol I'm glad to see this return.
You always get "christistheanswer" down perfectly.

.::|ULTIMATE|::.
09-19-2004, 11:39 PM
Jose, a tatyana please.

Sir_Jose
09-20-2004, 12:29 AM
*ahem*

Tatyana:My brother say Wlad is the greatest fighter who ever lived. My brother would not lie to me.I personally have never seen a boxing fight, but my brother tells me they are good. I meet Wlad once and he remember me, would he remember you?...No I dont think so!! Wlad only lose cause he was drugged by stupid Americans and the FBI is investagating and does the FBI investagate stuff that is not true! No I did not think so. We will see in the end when the investagation is over. Thank you Ultimate for saying such kind things about me. Your words are like poetry to my eyes when I read them. The Angels must have come down from the heavens and grabbed your little fingers and moved them around on your keyboard for you.

Jose: My god your funny Tatyana.

Tatyana*completely
unaware of the insult*: Thank you Jose, you are an angel.

Zhen
09-20-2004, 12:36 AM
"My name is Jessi."
"P.S. I'm messy"

- Nikki

.::|ULTIMATE|::.
09-20-2004, 12:36 AM
*ahem*

Tatyana:My brother say Wlad is the greatest fighter who ever lived. My brother would not lie to me.I personally have never seen a boxing fight, but my brother tells me they are good. I meet Wlad once and he remember me, would he remember you?...No I dont think so!! Wlad only lose cause he was drugged by stupid Americans and the FBI is investagating and does the FBI investagate stuff that is not true! No I did not think so. We will see in the end when the investagation is over. Thank you Ultimate for saying such kind things about me. Your words are like poetry to my eyes when I read them. The Angels must have come down from the heavens and grabbed your little fingers and moved them around on your keyboard for you.

Jose: My god your funny Tatyana.

Tatyana*completely
unaware of the insult*: Thank you Jose, you are an angel.


AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks man that was funny.

Winter
09-20-2004, 12:42 AM
Aren't you afraid someone is going to make fun of you?

Sir_Jose
09-20-2004, 12:47 AM
*mocking*Aren't you afraid someone is going to make fun of yooooou?

no...im not

no but foreal, do you not know what the tittle of this thread is?

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 01:18 AM
Aren't you afraid someone is going to make fun of you?
Not at all.
In fact, I'm waiting for someone to make fun of me or mock me.
I think it's all in good fun.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 01:19 AM
*ahem*

Tatyana:My brother say Wlad is the greatest fighter who ever lived. My brother would not lie to me.I personally have never seen a boxing fight, but my brother tells me they are good. I meet Wlad once and he remember me, would he remember you?...No I dont think so!! Wlad only lose cause he was drugged by stupid Americans and the FBI is investagating and does the FBI investagate stuff that is not true! No I did not think so. We will see in the end when the investagation is over. Thank you Ultimate for saying such kind things about me. Your words are like poetry to my eyes when I read them. The Angels must have come down from the heavens and grabbed your little fingers and moved them around on your keyboard for you.

Jose: My god your funny Tatyana.

Tatyana*completely
unaware of the insult*: Thank you Jose, you are an angel.
lol This is why I love this thread.
You and Wang get people just right.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 01:19 AM
"My name is Jessi."
"P.S. I'm messy"

- Nikki
lol That one was a bit too easy, don't you think?

Sir_Jose
09-20-2004, 01:27 AM
lol That one was a bit too easy, don't you think?


im so ugly*cough*give me compliments*cough* and fat. no one likes me*cough*more compliments please*cough*

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 01:31 AM
im so ugly*cough*give me compliments*cough* and fat. no one likes me*cough*more compliments please*cough*
lol Is that supposed to be Nikki again?

Winter
09-20-2004, 01:34 AM
Whoever he is trying to be, they will never be his friend.

Sir_Jose
09-20-2004, 01:34 AM
lol Is that supposed to be Nikki again?

Of course

who else do you know on the site who shamlessy fishes for copmliments.

Sir_Jose
09-20-2004, 01:35 AM
Whoever he is trying to be, they will never be his friend.


you know...your really starting to remind me of someone.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 01:40 AM
Of course

who else do you know on the site who shamlessy fishes for copmliments.
True, she does say she's ugly alot.

Winter
09-20-2004, 01:42 AM
Dr Cynical, are you going to change your avatar again?

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 01:44 AM
Dr Cynical, are you going to change your avatar again?
Perhaps.
Although I am quite content with it now.
Why do you ask?

Winter
09-20-2004, 01:46 AM
I am asking because you have changed your avatar two times already since I have been here. I was wondering if you were going to change it again.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 01:48 AM
I am asking because you have changed your avatar two times already since I have been here. I was wondering if you were going to change it again.
lol Does it bother you that I change it often?

I'm changing it now.

Winter
09-20-2004, 01:51 AM
No, it doesn't bother me. I was just wondering.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 01:52 AM
No, it doesn't bother me. I was just wondering.
Ok.
Is it then that you like seeing the different avatars?

Winter
09-20-2004, 01:57 AM
Maybe. If it is good, then I like it. I do not like bad avatars.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 01:58 AM
Maybe. If it is good, then I like it. I do not like bad avatars.
lol So are my avatars in your opinion, good or bad?

Winter
09-20-2004, 02:02 AM
I think they are okay. They could be better I am sure.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 02:03 AM
I think they are okay. They could be better I am sure.
lol The past two are in support of my teams.
What did you think of the boxing avatars?

Winter
09-20-2004, 02:07 AM
I actually do not like boxing avatars that much. There are some I like to see. I think your new avatar is good. I like when you change avatars. I don't know what to expect.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 02:11 AM
I actually do not like boxing avatars that much. There are some I like to see. I think your new avatar is good. I like when you change avatars. I don't know what to expect.
Why do you not like boxing avatars?

Thank you.
Good to know I'm entertaining someone. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/DrCynical/emoticons/icon_blaugh.gif

Winter
09-20-2004, 02:18 AM
I just don't like them. Thank you for entertaining me.

tracylee
09-20-2004, 10:28 AM
Something is seriously missing here..you know, the grammar expert that is so much better than the rest of us. Just a hint; the forum Jackass! I would do it myself, but I'm not so full of myself that I could nail it with perfection.

oldgringo
09-20-2004, 11:29 AM
Something is seriously missing here..you know, the grammar expert that is so much better than the rest of us. Just a hint; the forum Jackass! I would do it myself, but I'm not so full of myself that I could nail it with perfection.

"You primitive mortals should not mock those who pull in six figure checks every month from business ventures in overseas oil refineries. I could have retired ten years ago and lived off of interest alone. I own well over thirty antique vehicles that were shipped to my private garage in Malaysia from Denmark and Germany. Tracy it's futile for you to debate my insurmountable boxing knowledge. Why don't you go join Gerald McClellan and rot in the toilets of hell.

"oldgringo for that woeful, long winded attempt at making fun of my ludicrous psycho-babble you should also be exercutid...wait...what's this? I made a spelling error?? NOOOOOOOOOO...must...not...make...another....tttty yypppooo...circuitsss..are...ooovvverrrlooaaddiinn gg....... :eek:

bigdlb12
09-20-2004, 11:37 AM
http://www.boxingscene.com/media/showphoto.php?photo=5408

Guess who I am, A big head Manny

tracylee
09-20-2004, 11:38 AM
"You primitive mortals should not mock those who pull in six figure checks every month from <a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Business">business</a> ventures in overseas oil refineries. I could have retired ten years ago and lived off of interest alone. I own well over thirty antique vehicles that were shipped to my private garage in Malaysia from Denmark and Germany. Tracy it's futile for you to debate my insurmountable boxing knowledge. Why don't you go join Gerald McClellan and rot in the toilets of hell.

"oldgringo for that woeful, long winded attempt at making fun of my ludicrous psycho-babble you should also be exercutid...wait...what's this? I made a spelling error?? NOOOOOOOOOO...must...not...make...another....tttty yypppooo...circuitsss..are...ooovvverrrlooaaddiinn gg....... :eek:


Well done! So close it's scary

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 01:13 PM
Tracylee why don't you just admit that you want my throbbing meat? My nickname isn't "Tripod" because I am an avid photographer... ;)
http://www.bearsdencross.co.uk/interest/People%20photos/tn_ian_jeen_+_sausage_5704.jpg

tracylee
09-20-2004, 03:36 PM
Tracylee why don't you just admit that you want my throbbing meat? My nickname isn't "Tripod" because I am an avid photographer... ;)
http://www.bearsdencross.co.uk/interest/People%20photos/tn_ian_jeen_+_sausage_5704.jpg

Listen jackass, the damage is done. NOTHING you could ever brag about could ever impress me. I dont care how big you claim your car collection, bank account, or penis is....I couldnt care less. You just dont get it. "Want you"; try PITY you. God, what a joke you are to come to a boxing forum and try to insult people by being on your own personal "grammar patrol" and then try and impress these same "ignorant" people with claims of fortune and material good's. No one here is quite as ignorant as you regardless of their spelling.
You can reply in any fashion you want; you cant "touch me" in that way anymore. You lost effect (or is that affect??) since I figured you out.

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 03:51 PM
Is it because you only date family relations? Do you have six fingers? Does your child have webbed feet? Is it because my flannel ensemble is lacking? Is it the fact that I have all of my teeth and a full head of hair? Is it because you are unable to sense sarcasm in even it's most rudimentary form? Is it that you consider spousal abuse and domestic violence to be foreplay? Why? Please tell me why? :eek:

tracylee
09-20-2004, 03:55 PM
Is it because you only date family relations? Do you have six fingers? Does your child have web<a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Bed">bed</a> feet? Is it because my flannel ensemble is lacking? Is it the fact that I have all of my teeth and a full head of hair? Is it because you are unable to sense sarcasm in even it's most rudimentary form? Is it that you consider spousal abuse and domestic violence to be foreplay? Why? Please tell me why? :eek:

And I thought I had made it pretty clear. For the record, even us dumb hillbillies only wear flannel shirt's in the dead of winter; hate to disappoint you, but I'm in short's and a tank top now..so the "flannel" thing is real old. Go back and read every post you ever made and you'll understand "why". I dont like jackasses, and I despise people that are full of themselves. Damn, guess that count's you out.

Sir_Jose
09-20-2004, 04:12 PM
Its pretty low class to bring someones child into the conversation

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 04:15 PM
I despise people that are full of themselves.


Why do you keep coming back for seconds & thirds then? Admit it, you hate me but you want me....I've heard it quite a few times before the sweaty beast with two backs mysteriously appears. ;)

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 04:20 PM
Its pretty low class to bring someones child into the conversation

Flaccid ****blocking attempt ignored :cool:

tracylee
09-20-2004, 04:38 PM
Why do you keep coming back for seconds & thirds then? Admit it, you hate me but you want me....I've heard it quite a few times before the sweaty beast with two backs mysteriously appears. ;)

I'm not coming back for anything. You asked a question, and I answered it. I dont use the ignore option cause I wont give you the satisfaction. Simple as that. Technically, youre the one that keep's asking me questions, etc...so, who's coming back? I'm going to finish grilling out; heres your chance to say that you ran me off, ok?

tracylee
09-20-2004, 04:41 PM
Its pretty low class to bring someones child into the conversation

That's the way he work's. And then he comes after you for pointing it out.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 04:42 PM
Did you get my donation Tracy?
Just checking to see if it went through.

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 04:43 PM
heres your chance to say that you ran me off, ok?
You don't have to run, I'll give you a ride.....just bend over and I'll drive. :)

Ranger2408
09-20-2004, 05:00 PM
You are getting beyond a joke now NichtGeflechten

Dark Destroyer
09-20-2004, 05:03 PM
You are getting beyond a joke now NichtGeflechten

:eek: Garrett i'm shocked, i thought you liked him?

Ranger2408
09-20-2004, 05:11 PM
:eek: Garrett i'm shocked, i thought you liked him? He is clearly crossing a line by sexually harrassing Tracy

Dark Destroyer
09-20-2004, 05:12 PM
He is clearly crossing a line by sexually harrassing Tracy

I agree and i'm glad your seeing sense. ;)

Riddick
09-20-2004, 05:13 PM
Hey there is that Karma-button...

Dark Destroyer
09-20-2004, 05:13 PM
Hey there is that Karma-button...

What does it do?

Ranger2408
09-20-2004, 05:17 PM
What does it do?
It allows us to reduce a members rep

Ranger2408
09-20-2004, 05:19 PM
hey Wez i have my K1 visa interview on the first of october :D
I havva go to London though :eek:

Riddick
09-20-2004, 05:22 PM
What does it do?

I dont know exactly but it affects on that reputation thing. I´ve been very busy last few days so I havent have change to get to know these new features.

Dark Destroyer
09-20-2004, 05:41 PM
hey Wez i have my K1 visa interview on the first of october :D
I havva go to London though :eek:

:) Thats good to hear Garrett i hope it all goes well for you. You may have a nice Christmas present this year. ;)

BoxingCollector
09-20-2004, 05:47 PM
How bout a thread to post a pic of your favorite
boxer, or mock a Heavyweight Boxer thread?? :D

Like this:

JAMES TONEY:
http://img88.exs.cx/img88/7770/alert_box1.jpg

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 05:49 PM
How bout a thread to post a pic of your favorite
boxer, or mock a Heavyweight Boxer thread?? :D

Like this:

JAMES TONEY:
http://img88.exs.cx/img88/7770/alert_box1.jpg
Wow.. How did you get such exclusive pictures of Toney?

Dark Destroyer
09-20-2004, 05:50 PM
How bout a thread to post a pic of your favorite
boxer, or mock a Heavyweight Boxer thread?? :D

Like this:

JAMES TONEY:
http://img88.exs.cx/img88/7770/alert_box1.jpg

:D Thats naughty

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 05:51 PM
All she has to do is ignore me and I'll ignore her. She brought me into this thread. She openly chummed for personal insults directed at me. She responded to each and every one of my posts. She described her provocative outfit for my benefit. She told me how much she despised and hated me and everyone knows that it's a thin line between love and hate. It's just adult fun. The "Bend Over I'll Drive" is a well known T-shirt phrase from her neck of the woods, I should know as I still have mine from Knoxville World's Fair. Wildly and incorrectly describing this as sexual harassment weakens the legal definition of the term. This is an unmoderated forum and she is free to add me to the ignore list and she HAS NOT and has made that ABUNDANTLY CLEAR! That should tell you something. I think we have bunch of cherry lads about here.

BoxingCollector
09-20-2004, 06:01 PM
Wow.. How did you get such exclusive pictures of Toney?

It's James Toney's "GLAMOUR SHOT"!! :D

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 06:04 PM
It's James Toney's "GLAMOUR SHOT"!! :D
lol He looks a bit hungry in that picture.
Did he try to eat the camera?

Ranger2408
09-20-2004, 06:15 PM
All she has to do is ignore me and I'll ignore her. She brought me into this thread. She openly chummed for personal insults directed at me. She responded to each and every one of my posts. She described her provocative outfit for my benefit. She told me how much she despised and hated me and everyone knows that it's a thin line between love and hate. It's just adult fun. The "Bend Over I'll Drive" is a well known T-shirt phrase from her neck of the woods, I should know as I still have mine from Knoxville World's Fair. Wildly and incorrectly describing this as sexual harassment weakens the legal definition of the term. This is an unmoderated forum and she is free to add me to the ignore list and she HAS NOT and has made that ABUNDANTLY CLEAR! That should tell you something. I think we have bunch of cherry lads about here.
alright alright what is a cherry lad?

tracylee
09-20-2004, 06:18 PM
Did you get my donation Tracy?
Just checking to see if it went through.

Thanks! I didnt even notice cause I'm still so use to the cash we all had...I've really got to start paying attention to the point system; one of you pull the "thief" trick and I might not notice! Thanks again Dr.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 06:22 PM
Thanks! I didnt even notice cause I'm still so use to the cash we all had...I've really got to start paying attention to the point system; one of you pull the "thief" trick and I might not notice! Thanks again Dr.
You're welcome. :)

lol You have me to blame for the lack of "thief" actions.
I used up all of it last night stealing from people.
I think you get 20 tries each month.

Zhen
09-20-2004, 06:22 PM
"Why, yes, Baki own 135 top score records in arcade forum. Baki am greatest gamer. Nobody can beat Baki. All your base are belong to us. C'mon, everybody say Baki best. Wait...
Oh no! Zhen just broke one of Baki's records! Baki be back......"

(Four hours later)

"Okay, Baki got record score again. Now back to everybody saying Baki is best gamer here..."

tracylee
09-20-2004, 06:26 PM
All she has to do is ignore me and I'll ignore her. She brought me into this thread. She openly chummed for personal insults directed at me. She responded to each and every one of my posts. She descri<a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=<a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Bed">Bed</a>"><a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Bed">bed</a></a> her provocative outfit for my benefit. She told me how much she despised and hated me and everyone knows that it's a thin line between love and hate. It's just adult fun. The "Bend Over I'll Drive" is a well known T-shirt phrase from her neck of the woods, I should know as I still have mine from Knoxville World's Fair. Wildly and incorrectly describing this as <a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=<a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Sex">Sex</a>"><a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Sex">sex</a></a>ual harassment weakens the legal definition of the term. This is an unmoderated forum and she is free to add me to the ignore list and she HAS NOT and has made that ABUNDANTLY CLEAR! That should tell you something. I think we have bunch of cherry lads about here.

I answer your question because you dont ruffle my feathers; you dont intimidate me in any way, so I'm not afraid to answer you du<a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=MBA">mba</a>ss questions. And if I dont respond in some manner, you get the misconception that you've "won" or something.
I knew you had problems, but to even think for one min. that I explained that in summer we dont wear flannel was my way of trying to turn you on then your problem's run much deeper than I thought; dont flatter yourself. I'd never post anything to try and strike your fancy. And for the record, I never said that I hated you. I did say that I pitied you. Big difference. Get over yourself.
And that little joke you claim is so popular in my "neck of the wood's" just show's how little you know. I havent heard that expression used since high school. Can you make a bigger fool of yourself?

Since youre in the habit of twisting thing's around..like my reasons for not adding you to my "ignore" list (when I plainly told you it was cause I wouldnt give you the satisfaction)...consider it done, jackass!

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 06:36 PM
Boo ****ing hoo......

Yarmez
09-20-2004, 06:40 PM
Boo ****ing hoo......

Who's Crying Now.... Tracy SHoots.... She Scores!


:p

Yarmez
09-20-2004, 07:06 PM
Look Nigtflechen, whatever, I have to know why you do the things you do, I am Just Curious, you know wondering why you do, what it is you do, were you bullied as a child, did your dad play with your pecker, did you have relations with your mum in an outhouse, did your brother bash your, are you Ugly, do you have no friends, are you a deforemed retard, are you infact a woman, who fancies other women, Like Traceylee, are you a transexual, do you have both male and female sex organs, have you suffered brain damage, do you drink, are you a druggy, are you a sexually frustrated man, is your only friend the little monitor you are sitting in front of.
You see i have noticed a few things during my time here.

everyone here, well most of us have a life outside of this Forum.
but you see, I have also found out you are one of the few people that doesn't have a life, so here is alittle bit of free advice, If any of the above is why you do the things you do, well then i feel sorry for you, and I hope you get the help you need.
But if you do it out of some other reason well all i can say is Get A Life, Cause **** Man, you need One

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 07:50 PM
Ye gods Yammy! A glue sniffing Abo could formulate a more coherent post than that one!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1845000/images/_1848813_duke150bbc.jpg
* That Yammy is a dumb one eh?

Yarmez
09-20-2004, 08:27 PM
What no Smart Alec Little quip, no funny creative Line, is that the best you can deliver, you just proved you are all of the things i mentioned in my previous post, you are a child, with the mentality of a 5 year old, We all here know the only reason rick hasn't banned your ass is because you paid a donation to the site, But hey I suppose you are used to paying people to be your friends.

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 09:06 PM
Good Lord! Your sentences run on as much as your family does from bill collectors! For the sake of humanity here are some periods, please use them! [.......]


P.S. Your parents!!!

oldgringo
09-20-2004, 09:34 PM
Good Lord! Your sentences run on as much as your family does from bill collectors! For the sake of humanity here are some periods, please use them! [.......]


P.S. Your parents!!!

This wasn't a NichtGeflechten original! This surprises me. You should have just gone the whole nine and insulted him with a "yo mama" joke. Come on Nicht step it up.

Yarmez
09-20-2004, 09:46 PM
Look I might Get My ass kicked for this but it has to be said.

Night, You are a ****in Cunt With No Balls, and are probably a no tooth construction worker, sitting on a parking cone flogging your pathetic little willy.

Your a ****ing Pin Head, all your friend (if indeed you have any) wear beenies in the winter, you wear a ****in Work sock, You ****in Pin Head Cunt.

**** off, **** You and Your Mother, Cause I did.

SonnyG8R
09-20-2004, 09:47 PM
LMAO

I knew there was a reason I loved this place.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 09:50 PM
LMAO

I knew there was a reason I loved this place.
See why I like to keep these forums active?

oldgringo
09-20-2004, 09:51 PM
Haha that was nothing short of an explosion...and a reason for Nicht to come back and pick apart every grammatical, spelling, wording, error you may have made. This is great stuff...I love this site. I wonder what Nicht's career verbal fight record would be on this site?

oldgringo
09-20-2004, 09:53 PM
The funniest thing is that he said, "All of your friends wear beanies in the winter"...HAHA.

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 09:55 PM
Haha that was nothing short of an explosion...and a reason for Nicht to come back and pick apart every grammatical, spelling, wording, error you may have made. This is great stuff...I love this site. I wonder what Nicht's career verbal fight record would be on this site?
lol As I said before, I love this ****.
I'm just starting to get a "record".
My first verbal fight was with "ChrististheAnswer", which was pretty easy. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/DrCynical/emoticons/icon_blaugh.gif

SonnyG8R
09-20-2004, 10:10 PM
Oh ****, don't tell me NichtGeflechten is going to let Yarmez get away with that without a reply.

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 10:28 PM
**** off, **** You and Your Mother, Cause I did.
My mother has been dead for quite sometime now widdle Yammy so I suspect she is about as enthusiastic in bed as Ole Grungy's ball & chain. Au revoir peu de pénis! :p

P.S. You have used up 4 of your free [.] although for some bizarre reason you are now making each new sentence a distinct paragraph.

P.P.S. Your parents!!!!!!!!!

Yarmez
09-20-2004, 10:36 PM
Your mom's Dead, **** I guess that's why the ***** Didn't move around Much

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 10:47 PM
....now it's random capitalization. You really are mommy's widdle wee-tard aren't you Yammy? Time to change out mommy and daddy's anal pacifiers Yammy!

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 10:47 PM
P.S. Your parents!!!!!!

Dr Cynical
09-20-2004, 10:49 PM
Am I missing something here?
What is the whole "Your parents" thing about?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/DrCynical/emoticons/yb639.gif

Yarmez
09-20-2004, 10:53 PM
I told him I'd Kill Him, If he mentioned my Parents ever, but little does this pin head ****wit know that, I am an Internet and Computer Programmer fro my Job, and I am destroying him as we speak, he will get a few nasty suprises over thext few weeks I'm Sure.

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 10:54 PM
Yammy claimed that if I mentioned his parents he would hunt me down.....although we later found out that he is not allowed out of his highchair without a protective helmet on. I guess I can rest easy, I could possibly have tripped over him and ruined a nail or soiled a knee!

NichtGeflechten
09-20-2004, 11:05 PM
I told him I'd Kill Him, If he mentioned my Parents ever, but little does this pin head ****wit know that, I am an Internet and Computer Programmer fro my Job, and I am destroying him as we speak, he will get a few nasty suprises over thext few weeks I'm Sure.

Oh my god you are right Yammy! I sense the blistering power of your TRS-80 right now! I can feel the Yammy. Resistance is futile. Random capitalization will begin. Retardation now flooding my ports......I feel.....stupid. I am now one with Yammy. I like to eat my poop.

bigdlb12
09-20-2004, 11:10 PM
Need I say more,just look at my avatar

Yarmez
09-20-2004, 11:18 PM
Keep Talking, you Pin Head, you will see, get the message you are hated here everyone dis-likes you, you are a ***, a **** head, a piece of ****, but hey at least I've got a mom, **** with you as her son no wonder the ***** is dead.

P.S - After I finish this nice chat with you, I think Mother and I will go and get an ice cream together, why don't you and your mother do the same

Oooh **** I forgot.

PPS. **** You

oldgringo
09-20-2004, 11:43 PM
My mother has been dead for quite sometime now widdle Yammy so I suspect she is about as enthusiastic in bed as Ole Grungy's ball & chain. Au revoir peu de pénis! :p

P.S. You have used up 4 of your free [.] although for some bizarre reason you are now making each new sentence a distinct paragraph.

P.P.S. Your parents!!!!!!!!!

Looks like you've been in Berlin too long Nicht Geflunkedfrench. You said something along the lines of "goodbye few penis!" And if you meant to use peu as small, you said, "goodbye small to penis." Either way...you might need to check back in your "French for Dummies" manual and correct your mistake. Yowsa look up hypocrite in the dictionary and you might find...Hypocrite 1. n. NichtGeflechten. 2. A person who correct's everything someone else does but makes mistakes as any normal human being does. This might not apply however being that YOU ARE a robot...you are not a real boy.

SonnyG8R
09-20-2004, 11:50 PM
Man I've been handing out tons of positive karma tonight.

Dr Cynical
09-21-2004, 01:46 AM
Man I've been handing out tons of positive karma tonight.
Any to me? :p

Winter
09-21-2004, 01:49 AM
I tried to give you Karma again, but it said I have to pass reputation around before I can give you Karma again.

Dr Cynical
09-21-2004, 01:51 AM
I tried to give you Karma again, but it said I have to pass reputation around before I can give you Karma again.
Ah.
Well thanks anyway for trying. :)

Dr Cynical
09-21-2004, 01:51 AM
I tried to give you Karma again, but it said I have to pass reputation around before I can give you Karma again.
Enjoy the 200 points I sent your way. :)

Winter
09-21-2004, 02:04 AM
I think it is funny when I read about the man making corrections of French words. He should think before he criticises. The other man said his words perfectly. I think Gringo does not realise people speak words a little differently in other parts of the world. "peu de" means little. In Belgium they say "peu de" and parts of France they say it also. I wonder if that man who said the words is Belgian.

Winter
09-21-2004, 02:06 AM
You sent me 200 points? Thank you!

Dr Cynical
09-21-2004, 02:07 AM
You sent me 200 points? Thank you!
Yes I did.
You're welcome. :)

Winter
09-21-2004, 02:26 AM
Thank you for giving me points. Why did you give me points? Thank you again for entertaining me.

Dr Cynical
09-21-2004, 02:27 AM
Thank you for giving me points. Why did you give me points? Thank you again for entertaining me.
For giving and trying to give me karma.

I take it you like my current avatar?

Winter
09-21-2004, 02:28 AM
Yes, it's my favorite so far.

Dr Cynical
09-21-2004, 02:30 AM
Yes, it's my favorite so far.
Hmm..
Any reason why you like my Harry Connick Jr. avatars?

Winter
09-21-2004, 02:34 AM
I have never heard of him or seen him before. It is my favorite so far.

Dr Cynical
09-21-2004, 02:36 AM
I have never heard of him or seen him before. It is my favorite so far.
Why do you like it?
I'm curious.

Winter
09-21-2004, 02:46 AM
I have been looking at it carefully. I just like it. It looks good. I like the way he is dressed. He must be smart. I like his hands too.

NichtGeflechten
09-21-2004, 05:48 AM
Either way...you might need to check back in your "French for Dummies" manual and correct your mistake.
Ole Grungy you haven't any idea of what you are "yammy-ing" about, stop relying on raw translation portals (and cologne as deodorant) to prop up your LIMP argumentation as it instantly reveals the ignorant douche bag that you really are. That insult is straight off the streets of Montreal....just as your little lady is straight off the streets of......oh, I'd guess Gary, IN.

evosbm
09-21-2004, 08:47 AM
whoa! this thread is cool! but i gtg. it sure is entertaining... :D

tracylee
09-21-2004, 10:50 AM
I think it is funny when I read about the man making corrections of French words. He should think before he criticises. The other man said his words perfectly. I think Gringo does not realise people speak words a little differently in other parts of the world. "peu de" means little. In Belgium they say "peu de" and parts of France they say it also. I wonder if that man who said the words is Belgian.

Now I KNOW youre friends with Tatyana! She is the only poster that defend's the forum jackass . Tell her hello for me please and that I answered her private mess. soon as I could

SonnyG8R
09-21-2004, 11:03 AM
Any to me? :p

Yep. How about returning the favor. :)

SonnyG8R
09-21-2004, 11:07 AM
Now I KNOW youre friends with Tatyana! She is the only poster that defend's the forum jackass . Tell her hello for me please and that I answered her private mess. soon as I could

Good morning Tracylee. I hope your leg feels better.

nohero
09-21-2004, 11:15 AM
All she has to do is ignore me and I'll ignore her. She brought me into this thread. She openly chummed for personal insults directed at me. She responded to each and every one of my posts. She described her provocative outfit for my benefit. She told me how much she despised and hated me and everyone knows that it's a thin line between love and hate. It's just adult fun. The "Bend Over I'll Drive" is a well known T-shirt phrase from her neck of the woods, I should know as I still have mine from Knoxville World's Fair. Wildly and incorrectly describing this as sexual harassment weakens the legal definition of the term. This is an unmoderated forum and she is free to add me to the ignore list and she HAS NOT and has made that ABUNDANTLY CLEAR! That should tell you something. I think we have bunch of cherry lads about here.

We are all so happy that you feel validated.

Really.

tracylee
09-21-2004, 11:31 AM
Good morning Tracylee. I hope your leg feels better.

There ya go Sonny. I had to take a "back door" (dont ask) into the store to begin with. All of this will take alot of getting use to!

nohero
09-21-2004, 11:32 AM
Well actually...

Still grammatically incorrect as it is missing the comma. Should be: "Au revoir, peu de pénis."

Also this translates to "Good-bye, few penises." in any french-speaking country on this planet anyway. (I prefer just my one penis anyhow and if NightGeFlghubshgfikghoirugh was implying he has more than one or likes multiple penises in his lifestyle then that just explains so much it's scary.)

The insult he was probably trying to achieve would be more like: "Au revoir, petit pénis." Which would translate to "Good-bye, small penis." Which could also be misinterpreted in Night's case as though he lost his miniscule penis.

This insult, to acquire full effect, should have been more like: "Au revoir, celui avec le petit pénis."

But what do I know? I was only born french and have been speaking it all my life. I must just be stupid like everyone else on the planet aside from NihgtGeFlkhfbchgkusyrgblen.

oldgringo
09-21-2004, 02:01 PM
Ole Grungy you haven't any idea of what you are "yammy-ing" about, stop relying on raw translation portals (and cologne as deodorant) to prop up your LIMP argumentation as it instantly reveals the ignorant douche bag that you really are. That insult is straight off the streets of Montreal....just as your little lady is straight off the streets of......oh, I'd guess Gary, IN.

Now that was a quality Geflechten insult job. I don't think anybody could survive in Gary, Indiana except you(a robot with no human emotion) or Jacko, LaToya, and Tito. You know ignorant is the most overused word when one is trying to sound smart? I guess that makes you a genius I think we could take a poll on this site to see who in fact is the bigger douche bag between the two of us. You would most likely trounce me as you have proven time and time again that you love that title. Time for you to go back to the psych ward and visit Mr. Theodore Raleigh Sakers. I'm sure you screw jobs would prove to be a cute couple.

NichtGeflechten
09-21-2004, 04:08 PM
I was only born french and have been speaking it all my life.

Half my family is Acadien and I have been speaking French and mushmouth my entire life and heard my Grandfather use that insult more than few times with excellent effect. Literally translating each word piecemeal into English is a rather disingenuous diversion only an idiot like Ole' Grungy would fall for.....if you do have a native understanding of French (which would technically be above mine since I was born in the U.S.) you would have no problem realizing the marked contrast of derogatory inference between "small" & "little" especially in the context of my historical *****-slapping of Yammy with the term "widdle", unless of course you are a complete ****tard.

BoxingCollector
09-21-2004, 10:35 PM
Lets Mock Usher! :D
http://img7.exs.cx/img7/5996/pinkblob.gif

BoxingCollector
09-21-2004, 10:36 PM
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/184/UshaApe.jpg

jack_the_rippuh
09-22-2004, 02:14 PM
It's all about me.

bigdlb12
09-22-2004, 02:45 PM
Tito's a *****!!! :D

tracylee
09-23-2004, 05:56 PM
Tito's a *****!!! :D

and Mayorga's a pig :p