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HockeyFighter
12-01-2002, 01:45 PM
I just saw a good one today. It is for the new Contra game for PS2.

This teenager is being chased by this large green monster that is growling at him. The kid stops, takes off his shoe and throws it at the monster. It hits him in the cest. The monster stops and just looks at the shoe and the kid then starts chasing him again. A voice then says "Need more firepower?" and game scenes are shown with all these cool guns and weapons. Then at the end of the commmercial the kid his shooting water at the monster and yelling the way toughguys do in movies when they are shooting a big gun. The monster continues to advance on the kid with his arms on the air in a scary manner. Then the commercial ends.

If you don't think it is somewhat funny then you are ghey and I say **** you.

Allison
12-01-2002, 01:46 PM
Apparently I am ghey.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 01:51 PM
Wtf, i've seen that one but it's been done before.

HockeyFighter
12-01-2002, 01:53 PM
You're all ghey but I am not suprised since global is the home of gheyness.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 02:04 PM
Hockeyfighter i thinks it's funny, just not orginal, i don't want to be ghey.

HockeyFighter
12-01-2002, 02:11 PM
Nothing is original anymore. Everything has been done it's just a matter of whether people remember or not.

Waylander
12-01-2002, 02:27 PM
Me likey the stranger.

And I like the one of the guy singing american pie, when its over he gets out and his gf calls him a geek, his is response is, I love that song! That is so me and bella.

VulgarTheClown
12-01-2002, 02:46 PM
That contra game is really short. 4 levels thats it.

James Fulton
12-01-2002, 02:48 PM
Hockey I saw that commercial last night for the first time and me and my friend were laughing our asses off. The end part with the hose is hilarious.

realkaps
12-01-2002, 03:24 PM
Funny.....

LukeDothSucketh
12-01-2002, 03:33 PM
the funiest commercials in the world are the pop tarts ones.

BEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!

Bella
12-01-2002, 04:51 PM
[quote:3179a88099="Waylander"]Me likey the stranger.

And I like the one of the guy singing american pie, when its over he gets out and his gf calls him a geek, his is response is, I love that song! That is so me and bella.[/quote:3179a88099]

8)

ParazIT
12-01-2002, 04:59 PM
There is a swedish ad with a guy going into a dressing room to try on some pants or something, in there, there is a thong and a bra. so he tries it on and the fire alarm goes on, everyone starts running and **** and he tries to get the underwear off but he can't get it off, when he reaches for his clothes he notices that that's the thing that's on fire. So he runs out and then there is a text like "wanna try something exicting, try our new Snacks instead".
Then they go to a newsepisode from the scene and the catch him on the camera while running down the fire escpape. after that you see a family with the oldest boy going "dad?"