place you've had sex?

In a dumpster? In a bathroom on an airplane?


I want to have sex in a tree house.

I guess my friend's sister's bed.

My game is weak.

I've never really had sex in any wild places. Most of my experiences have happened in a bed or a couch or something. Nothing wild here.

I got a blow job on a Greyhound Bus.....

Anywhere freaky you want to have sex?

Actually tree house is my answer. It was her little brother's, who was away at camp, and the only person who might catch us was her mom(who was a super milf), which made it more exciting. It was ****ing great, or should I say great ****ing.

[quote:6fb11b4ad8="Bella"]Anywhere freaky you want to have sex?[/quote:6fb11b4ad8]

If I could get away with it, legally, I would do it anywhere....

I'd like to have sex on the roof of a Tempo. I'M THE WILDEST DOOD AROUND~!!!!

Damn. I'm jealous.

I want to do it against the wall. Never had the chance.

[quote:d3e777f143="Bella"]place you've had sex?

In a dumpster? In a bathroom on an airplane?


I want to have sex in a tree house.[/quote:d3e777f143]Elementary School. nuff said.

In elementary school or when you were in elementary school?

[quote:696f490441="AzNgRL1654"]In elementary school or when you were in elementary school?[/quote:696f490441]This happened months back...In an elementary school. On a weekend , during my lunch break, I was banging my married co worker

Good for you!!!

[quote:679cb67005="AzNgRL1654"]Good for you!!![/quote:679cb67005]Yes it was good for me

ohhhh, i'm telling the husband.

just up against a wall in the hallway..... Ohh I pretty much suck...

i got a blowjob in a nightclub in spain!

i had sex with a girl in a boat and there were 4 other people on that boat!

in my car! and in bathrooms and stuff!!

ohhh I ****ed a sheep besid a licker stoore down town, does that count?

nope.. doesnt count!

ok...

[quote:92adfd6140="ParazIT"]just up against a wall in the hallway..... Ohh I pretty much suck...[/quote:92adfd6140]So after you sucked, did you swallow?

[quote:5205119e41="kaps"]I got a blow job on a Greyhound Bus.....[/quote:5205119e41]How was he kaps?

[quote:dcaad83417="kimura"][quote:dcaad83417="ParazIT"]just up against a wall in the hallway..... Ohh I pretty much suck...[/quote:dcaad83417]So after you sucked, did you swallow?[/quote:dcaad83417]

LOL

That would be in the butt,Bob.

on my ex-girlfriends kitchen table while her douche bag mother was upstairs sick. The sound of her coughing actually made it more pleasurable just to hear her miserable.

I did it in a graveyard.

A few times in nightclubs...McDonalds bathroom...student counsellors office...in a sauna at a gym I worked at (business hours)....bench at same gym (after closing)...

[quote:41b2a0da4a="Big_Papa"]I did it in a graveyard.[/quote:41b2a0da4a]

wow.. thats a little sick. lol :lol:

My sister walked in on a couple doing it in an port-o-potty in a summer festival...uggh people are nasty

those are ****ing gross. Id rather **** in the woods.

did it in a bathtub with her family reunion going on downstairs- met her that same night too.

also, when i was 15 me & my girlfriend ****ed up against the dumpsters behind vons

I didnt know you were like that, Tony.

[quote:7e32f969df="Aaron Suave"]those are ****ing gross. Id rather **** in the woods.[/quote:7e32f969df]

I hear ya... I remember her telling me and me automatically gagging at the thought...

I knew i would find Kato loomimg around this thread

I also have a thing for screwing in my friends bathrooms.

[quote:6c1610e402="Bzob"]I knew i would find Kato loomimg around this thread[/quote:6c1610e402]


shut up Bzob... :)

Kato and I were doing it in a porta potty once and her sister caught us and started gagging at the thought

oh so that is the real story.

yeah, she was all like let me look in the bowl as you do me from behind, and i was like gross...but ok. and she was like "Whos your Hanky" Whos your Hankey"

[quote:a8144769e8="Aaron Suave"]oh so that is the real story.[/quote:a8144769e8]

I hate him...lol, I would never do that nasty ****...ugh...

I am afraid we only get as crazy as the living room and that is it...lol

it was the other way around and I had my super ****zilla **** dildo strap-on on... and all he kept saying was..."poopie...poopie"

[quote:6103ed882d="kimura"][quote:6103ed882d="ParazIT"]just up against a wall in the hallway..... Ohh I pretty much suck...[/quote:6103ed882d]So after you sucked, did you swallow?[/quote:6103ed882d]

I don't swallow if the price isn't right,,,

Whatever she is all about the scat

she likes to be peed on too

Kato, Bzob..you must a really freaky sex life...

actually I didn't know what scat was until he begged me to ****e on his chest... and then I was like huh? and then he was like yeah and wipe yourself with my tongue...daahhhaahaa..

lol

I just grossed myself out...eeewwww :? :?

so when did that happen the last time?

Nice try poop master clogger of the drain. The only poop of hers that has ever touched me was on my....nevermind

[quote:9084740a84="ParazIT"]so when did that happen the last time?[/quote:9084740a84]

what? are you asking when was the last time I shat on his chest?...last Friday I think...lol

[quote:6ffa0d0ff4="Bzob"]Nice try poop master clogger of the drain. The only poop of hers that has ever touched me was on my....nevermind[/quote:6ffa0d0ff4]


hahahahahahahaha...*wipes tears*...sick ass...lol, you are nasty...

uhg stop saying that , it is so nast. now you have taken this too far. there never has nor ever will be scat on Bzob. not while i am living that is. Kato is the scat master, she uses my logs as a dildo and to brush her teeth.

she purposly feeds my peanuts and corn to make them extra lumpy, she says it is Ribbed for her pleasure?

great..there goes the omellet you made me for breakfast...ughh *feeling pukie* :shock:

no more of you rnasty lies and scat talk

I tried to get bella in the back of an office max one time. I guess all that office furniture turned me on, she wasn't up for it though.

A wild place recently, was on a bed.... in front of a camera ;)

check you guys out...lol

[quote:45943af1ca="Big_Papa"]I did it in a graveyard.[/quote:45943af1ca]

Damn. That's kinda creepy.

[quote:3ab3ce6cd5="Waylander"]I tried to get bella in the back of an office max one time. I guess all that office furniture turned me on, she wasn't up for it though.

A wild place recently, was on a bed.... in front of a camera ;)[/quote:3ab3ce6cd5]


:oops:

Kato, Bzob, you guys are twisted...lol

BTW Bella, that's a nice video... :shock:

POST!!!!

We rule.

[quote:b6495222c4="Big_Papa"]Kato, Bzob, you guys are twisted...lol[/quote:b6495222c4]

lol... yeah I guess you can say we are best friends for a reason ;)

P.S. He does like it when I call him Mr. Hankey though..lol

I like to be called "****zilla"

There is always the Golden Shower Kato? nothing beats a woman pissing on your leg,lol.

[quote:e733f73d76="Aaron Suave"]There is always the Golden Shower Kato? nothing beats a woman pissing on your leg,lol.[/quote:e733f73d76]

He was the one that gave me the bourbon nasty piss while I was getting ready to get to work..uggh the pain...ugh the humiliation!

lol

[quote:89550a9985="Bzob"]I like to be called "****zilla"[/quote:89550a9985]

I am sure you would ;) :lol:

LOL. I didnt want to be the one to bring that up. Bzob you still need to try the Guiness piss. Its thicker and smells funny. I think Kato will love that one. At the same time you can cure her Athlete's foot and make a Golden Shower-Prego ****. Those things rent like crazy.

Waylander and I are planning on starting an amatuer website, and will be taking requests soon.

:twisted:

[quote:7c6172e55a="Aaron Suave"]LOL. I didnt want to be the one to bring that up. Bzob you still need to try the Guiness piss. Its thicker and smells funny. I think Kato will love that one. At the same time you can cure her Athlete's foot and make a Golden Shower-Prego ****. Those things rent like crazy.[/quote:7c6172e55a]

quit giving him ideas, he has been buying that beer lately!!!... and quit saying I have fungus in my feet...they are beautiful!

hey, Ill contibute. There is a site that allows you to gain access to free **** if you post pics on it. all the posted pics have heads cut out and any other Identifying feature. Id do it for free ****.

Thanks for the advise Mr. Suave. I will work on that. On Friday I had a pitcher of guiness at Fishbones where we had dinner i could have issued the catfish guiness special....what was i thinking

[quote:d53eecee27="Bella"]Waylander and I are planning on starting an amatuer website, and will be taking requests soon.

:twisted:[/quote:d53eecee27]

Send me the link ASAP. :wink:

[quote:d2257ddd1a="Bella"]Waylander and I are planning on starting an amatuer website, and will be taking requests soon.

:twisted:[/quote:d2257ddd1a]

daaamnnnn I say use a strapon...boys love strap on hahahahaha :twisted: :twisted:

those are not boys...those are gay boys

[quote:c96a7a2949="Bzob"]those are not boys...those are gay boys[/quote:c96a7a2949]

why would a gay boy need a strap on? their lovers already have a love wand?

Easy "Dirty Sanchetta" what i am saying is if a man shoves a dick size item in their ass they are being gay.

[quote:fb9335c0fe="Bzob"]Easy "Dirty Sanchetta" what i am saying is if a man shoves a dick size item in their ass they are being gay.[/quote:fb9335c0fe]

so does that mean you are giving me the O.K. to stick my pinky?
hahahahaha *choke*...*drinks waters*...*whew*..hahahahaha

I guess a pinky is ok....but that could be borderline. I think it is still a little gay... but we will keep it our little secret :wink:

[quote:326c4dd274="Bzob"]I guess a pinky is ok....but that could be borderline. I think it is still a little gay... but we will keep it our little secret :wink:[/quote:326c4dd274]

oh sshhhh we wont tell anyone

Is it ok to be a little gay?

It is ok for you to be a little gay, It is not ok for me to be gay. "not that there is something wrong with it" lol

I broke into a paint store once and did it with my girl sitting on top of a running paint shaker. :D

Kitchen Table

[quote:3af959ca06]so does that mean you are giving me the O.K. to stick my pinky? [/quote:3af959ca06]


do I have to get out The Aaron Suave book: Men and thier Masculinity vol 1

Chapter 1: Mr. Suave would this make me gay?

remember the commandments Kato.

I think she needs a refresher

Hey it was not me who said it: [quote]Easy "Dirty Sanchetta" what i am saying is if a man shoves a dick size item in their ass they are being gay.[quote:90693670d7][/quote:90693670d7]

and? Suave will you please clarify this subject with Kato please?

[quote:62b8c6ddd9]what i am saying is if a man shoves a dick size item in their ass they are being gay. [/quote:62b8c6ddd9]


this is correct though. its the most basic principle in Masculinity. there is no exception to this and there is no try.

A man builds a house this doesnt make him a carpenter.

A Man ****s one guy in the ass he is Gay from there on in.

[quote:64e8f72ebf="Aaron Suave"][quote:64e8f72ebf]what i am saying is if a man shoves a dick size item in their ass they are being gay. [/quote:64e8f72ebf]


this is correct though. its the most basic principle in Masculinity. there is no exception to this and there is no try.

A man builds a house this doesnt make him a carpenter.

A Man ****s one guy in the ass he is Gay from there on in.[/quote:64e8f72ebf]

well you are saying that its not ok to stick my pinky up his rump but he says it is because my pinky is not the size of a dick there for making him not gay at all...I like Bzob versions better...c'me here baby...*lubs pinky*

you would Kato, your Male homo eroticy is my counter research for my Masculinity Commandments.

I would say that you sticking it there maybe odd to some but ok. just Kinky.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! that is not what i said devil woman....Ther is no "lubs Pinkey" here. Suaves response was correct you can cut down trees and not be a lumberjack but you **** one guy and you are Gay for life.

the library while returning an overdue book

I liek the Lumberjack analogy better.

[quote:2434720df1="Money"]the library while returning an overdue book[/quote:2434720df1]So how was he Money?

[quote:8a3865585c="Bzob"]AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! that is not what i said devil woman....Ther is no "lubs Pinkey" here. Suaves response was correct you can cut down trees and not be a lumberjack but you **** one guy and you are Gay for life.[/quote:8a3865585c]

its my pinky..not a guy...its mine, a girl's pinky not a dude's pinky..there for you are still stating its ok... *wipes pinky to teach bzob a lesson*

Such fears Aaron...hhmm...make me wonder?...hahahaha

Woman!! I fear thee not. I know what your wondering "Suave is so Mysterious and cool" and there is truth to this. The only thing I fear is the ocean and becoming a Beer swilling TV zombie.


LOL I just got it. DIRTY SANCHESSA!!

[quote:01384efd56="kimura"][quote:01384efd56="Money"]the library while returning an overdue book[/quote:01384efd56]So how was he Money?[/quote:01384efd56]

hey it was a she...or a he-she...a shemale...but more she than a he....just so you know...they did take some pic and money keep sending them to me...

[quote:b65d9e6550="ParazIT"]*gurgle gurgle*[/quote:b65d9e6550]

Sea monkeys don't have wild sex, para zit. They swim in formation and do loop-de-loops and hang out behind their little water castle thingy at the bottom of the fishbowl. Oh, and apparently, they get triangled by third world shootfighting champions.

Get the **** out of this thread.

being a beer swilling Tv Zombie is not that bad

really Bzob? My Dad says the same thing and that guy scares me more then Bob Sapp as my cellmate.

I did not say it would not make you scary

I just cant get into that. although im only 22 with no kids that this may seem a differant view 10 to 15 years from now.

[quote:f07b4428f1="Aaron Suave"]really Bzob? My Dad says the same thing and that guy scares me more then Bob Sapp as my cellmate.[/quote:f07b4428f1]

yes it is..its bad and boring...and if you are not carefull you may end up with a turtle **** from sitting on your ass too much... so watch tv in moderation, drink yours brews but always...always work out ;) lol

yeah, I also like to keep a steady flow of masterbation.

[quote:0b7161e67c="Aaron Suave"]yeah, I also like to keep a steady flow of masterbation.[/quote:0b7161e67c]

yeah... you do get to burn off extra calories that way and...may I add?...and end up with a happy smile before going along your day or going to bed ;)

And keep the sex drive up. remember I do not have a girlfriend so the next time I get laid may or may not be soon enough. It also helps me go to sleep.

[quote:cf6e18cb3f="Aaron Suave"]And keep the sex drive up. remember I do not have a girlfriend so the next time I get laid may or may not be soon enough. It also helps me go to sleep.[/quote:cf6e18cb3f]
yeah...how are things? what happened?

well I moved out all my stuff and then called her in work and broke up with her. She took it bad as I presumed and tried every trick she could to talk to me or try and convince me to stay(even having her son and daughter call me to say they missed me). I left with my computer that I ended up giving to my mother and 4 trash bags of laundry. I left everything else to her. She eventually got so pissed that she took all my stuff,drove an hour to my mothers and left all my **** on her porch.

she has calmed down since then. Im hanging out all the time and ketching up with old and new friends.

[quote:0ab253d7c1="Aaron Suave"]well I moved out all my stuff and then called her in work and broke up with her. She took it bad as I presumed and tried every trick she could to talk to me or try and convince me to stay(even having her son and daughter call me to say they missed me). I left with my computer that I ended up giving to my mother and 4 trash bags of laundry. I left everything else to her. She eventually got so pissed that she took all my stuff,drove an hour to my mothers and left all my **** on her porch.

she has calmed down since then. Im hanging out all the time and ketching up with old and new friends.[/quote:0ab253d7c1]


It seems that things might have turned out for the best, I hope you are doing well love

well I dont have a home I just crash on couches. I still have a lease to pay so Ill be poor for a couple more Monthes.

well its a small price to pay for a piece of mind... good luck

Ill get by. thanks. **** there is quite the size differance between you and Bzob.

you also look way better with your hair down Kato.

[quote:5532909148="Aaron Suave"]you also look way better with your hair down Kato.[/quote:5532909148]

thanks... I think...lol not sure when I asked, but thanks anyways

you quit looking at her like that "Spanky" I think you need dreads Kato

[quote:123fdfd93e="Bzob"]you quit looking at her like that "Spanky" I think you need dreads Kato[/quote:123fdfd93e]

I am getting the dreads love I just need to have the baby first ;), by then my hair should be past the middle of my back

GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR tiger

[quote:aecb22451a="Bzob"]GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR tiger[/quote:aecb22451a]

:wink:

I think there's quite a size difference between Bzob and average humans in general.

I think he fits me just fine ;)

grrrrr lover ;)

I like his head.

I like it too :twisted:

Who's getting head?

Kato.

ME! and i like it

*sighs*...lol

[quote:de4514cad8]you quit looking at her like that "Spanky" [/quote:de4514cad8]

what the? I stop to do some work and I come back doing something wrong. lol. Admit it she looks better

lol actually he likes my hair in braids and afro puffs..hahahahaha goes to show you ;)

now lets see your pic Aaron and we will tell you what looks better where lol

I like that avatar, Kato.

that looks like your ass in you avater Kato but the undies are a little more .....nevermind

[quote:867f222b52="Allison"]I like that avatar, Kato.[/quote:867f222b52]

this one with the devil caressing the angel?

yes

i like that one too

[quote:8785a315ec="Bzob"]that looks like your ass in you avater Kato but the undies are a little more .....nevermind[/quote:8785a315ec] :wink: ...

[quote:6f5699b461]now lets see your pic Aaron and we will tell you what looks better where lol[/quote:6f5699b461]

I get enough subjective critizism despite the impartial members of OT. I was just suggesting.

I think he is scared you will put his pic on WWW.uglypeople.com

it comes up "Websense category "tasteless" is restricted" to me. gonna have to describe it.

It is a gallery of ****ing ugly people...some retards and mostly just people that are as ugly as they come

oh. ouch, maybe I have a pic on there. I posted some in Sherdog sometime back and someone could of been an *******.

[quote:a095682b66="Aaron Suave"]oh. ouch, maybe I have a pic on there. I posted some in Sherdog sometime back and someone could of been an *******.[/quote:a095682b66]


Where did you post them at? on the pic forum? people are not that much of *******s to do that...

you never know. Im on another board where a girl got her pic posted to a lesbian teen amatuer site.

Once i got busy in an am/pm bathroom!!!!!!

My new wildest place:

In someone's driveway... in the front seat of a van. We did it right beside their home. In their driveway. Neighbors were home. Oh... and we passed them on our way out.

That's right.

My wildest fantasy is pretending I'm someone else.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

I had sex in a lumbermill. In school and behind a school, but everyone has done those so that doesnt count.... ummmm, im my little nephews crib.

**** that last one, you tricked me!

Bux is my fantasy.

Why hello AzN, you look really hot today.

[quote:05de9fd3d1="NewHamieWamie"]I had sex in a lumbermill. In school and behind a school, but everyone has done those so that doesnt count.... ummmm, im my little nephews crib.[/quote:05de9fd3d1]

I've never had sex in school or behind a school. I'm too classy. ;)

So, you've had sex in your nephew's crib? :shock: You sick bastard!

[quote:3173bfafe9="majin bux"]Why hello AzN, you look really hot today.[/quote:3173bfafe9]
I always look good you ass!!

What a good thread. :D

place you've had sex?

In a dumpster? In a bathroom on an airplane?


I want to have sex in a tree house.
on your mom's bed...with you mom :cool: