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handjobs4dollars
11-30-2002, 10:26 PM
I'm calling you out. I find you to be a little ***, who finds his dates at dare care centers. Your a little *****, who I will kill.

HockeyFighter
11-30-2002, 10:31 PM
LMAO! Earl rules.

handjobs4dollars
11-30-2002, 10:44 PM
earl sucks ass

realkaps
11-30-2002, 10:59 PM
I think they made him a mod at sherdog, whats this world comming too......

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 12:11 AM
Ahahahahahahahh. I'm back afer a brief vacation courtesy of Tanner.

Ok what's that Gman, you're totally insignifigant? I could care less what you think about me as you sir are a bandwagon jumping ***.

And yes Kaps they made me a mod.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 12:23 AM
how the ****, am i jumping on the bandwagon. No one else made me tell you that you give blowjobs to guys in the washroom of the bus station for 5 dollars and swallow.

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 12:29 AM
Whoa buddy I know this is the "cage" but let's try to keep this conversation coherent and refrain from calling each other poopy heads.

I know this may be hard and you should probably stick to things like 16 peice jigsaw puzzles and reading Dr Suess books.

realkaps
12-01-2002, 12:34 AM
[quote:62e3583a55="Bug Eyed Earl"]Whoa buddy I know this is the "cage" but let's try to keep this conversation coherent and refrain from calling each other poopy heads.

I know this may be hard and you should probably stick to things like 16 peice jigsaw puzzles and reading Dr Suess books.[/quote:62e3583a55]

Its about time Hockeyfighter throws his Owned!!! pic up......

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 12:39 AM
Ya damn skippy.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 01:30 AM
Please do you know who i am. I am the guy that, beats the **** out of little **** like you every day. If it's on the rugby pitch, grappling or at the bar. I have one goal in life. And that goal is messing up your face up, then ****ing your mom, well you watch.

Dr Suess, my ass

realkaps
12-01-2002, 01:45 AM
Just when you thought he was out......

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 01:50 AM
Your homoerotic rugby habits have no bearing on this conversation Gman. Just because you're totally worthless and a complete nothing to everyone on the board don't get yourself down.

I'm sure you're up to a Hardy Boy reading level by now.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 02:04 AM
First off. Don't try to make me seem like a retard, like you. I am very smart, I'm in my first year off college in mechanical engineering technology. And when you can play a tough sport like rugby at a college level. Then you can talk **** to me. No gives a **** about your barbie collection or your ballet, except for your mom. Who did a good job of raising a homo.

DOGGx0
12-01-2002, 02:09 AM
voted best thread in THE CAGE so far! IMO!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH> LMFAO!

realkaps
12-01-2002, 02:10 AM
Yeah this thread rocks......

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 02:14 AM
Let me get this through to you, in plain english, you're not liked. People on the internet don't like you, your friends don't like you, and even your parents are kind of miffed that they produced such a progeny so unlucky in the genetic crap shoot that you have to resort to saying how cool you are on the internet by saing you play rugby on a college level and that you manage to quaff a few beers with your mates. Damn that was a quite a sentence.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 02:17 AM
Bug eye earl just say that your a cum load that should have been swallowed and i will stop making you cry like the ***** you are.

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 02:27 AM
HOLY ****! A post without mentioning rugby, but you still managed to resort to basic name calling, which in and of itself is fairly easy. See

Gman your a worthless head scratching, circus performing, cum gargling half wit. See it's really not that hard.

Also something along the lines of "your mother should have swallowed you" would be much funnier than, a cum load that should have been swallowed.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 02:32 AM
"Hahahah ahahah you say rugby alot. My mom did a lot of crack when she was knocked up with me. Why can't i tell which sex i am. I love it in the ass but like to give it too."

What Gay raping earl is thinking right now

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 02:37 AM
If you're going to at least try that bit at least ues the quote tags. I though one of the mods had edited it and made you look like a fool. Oh wait... never mind
Look I gotsta go to bed but here's a parting shot

[img:40f5eef9bc]http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/lumbergh.jpg[/img:40f5eef9bc]

Goodnight.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 02:39 AM
see ya tommorow, i know you have to get back to the ram rod to find some guy to ****.

HockeyFighter
12-01-2002, 03:25 AM
[img:7c292b8c30]http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/3c7e9f60/bc/My+Photos/fedor+owned.jpg?BCapd69A5iF2Z_rM[/img:7c292b8c30]
By request of kaps

VulgarTheClown
12-01-2002, 04:12 AM
Holy **** look at that pic!

what fight is that?

let me get access to your pics.

HockeyFighter
12-01-2002, 12:55 PM
It's just a pic from Pride 23. They are in the MMA section of the board.

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 03:19 PM
This is courtesy of a friend of mine but look what Gman posted over on Sherdog

[quote:6cc75bc49b]Am i the only one in thing that their is no respect for the mma. Today i was wearing my sakuraba "where there is a will" t-shirt. And so many people came up saying there little jokes. About how that stuff isn't real and how the two figures look like a guy trying to give the other a bj. And the one that can up to me saying oh you think your tough were the ones i wanted to take to the ground with a few kicks to the head and put them in a arm bar so bad. This was truly one of the worst things that could have happen for a fan of the sport like me. But i,m not going to let them win. I'm still going to wear my t-shirts and hand in eassys on Mixed Martisl Arts to me teachers. [/quote:6cc75bc49b]

I'm not even going to comment on this.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 03:54 PM
Damn i wish i was a computer geek like earl and just use my geek skills, to make dumbass comebacks.God damn man go get laid, I know it must be hard to walk away from the keyboard with hand stuck to it, due to masturbation over the gay **** site's. Go due something else.

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 04:11 PM
Were you born this way Gman? Or did you huff paint chips as a child. Either way your comebacks are really [i:9d39bc9377]really[/i:9d39bc9377] lame. Did you not notice that I said a friend found this for me. I even remember this topic but J-Garden dug it up for me. And lawdy lawdy we had a good chuckle over this.

Why do all your posts involve sex/cum/****/your mother, hav eyou noticed that I have not once stooped to your retarded level (well once, but only to mock you). Please gman this is too easy.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 04:17 PM
You forgot beer.

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 04:27 PM
Are you giving up? I'm willing to accept your surrender grantedyou prostrate yourself at my feet and proclaim the gloriousness of Sherdog OT five times.

realkaps
12-01-2002, 04:27 PM
And Rugby.....

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 04:37 PM
**** no, ass master. Why is it on a mma forum, i have never seen you post, any thing related to mixed martial arts.

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 04:49 PM
[img:c0205493f1]http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/stopsubject.jpg[/img:c0205493f1]

This thread is about me embarassing your barely literate fluked into college on a scholarship ass.

DOGGx0
12-01-2002, 04:52 PM
o man. this is good.....

keep going guys, there are no moderators here................

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 05:01 PM
No see if you had a brain you can see that you don't post any thing about mma. Which can only mean, you saw mma on tv. Then got all hot for the guys. You went to sherdog to jackoff at the pictures. Went to the forums and saw that alot of guys were on there and said to yourself. Maybe i can find a little *** like me, who will **** me in the ass, then let my suck his dick while it's covered in my ****. You make me sick.

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 05:22 PM
Sex, cum, dick, gay, ****, jackoff. Is that all you can post about.

Gman sit back take a deep breath and slam your head into a concrete wall a couple times. You remind me of drunk boxer, a guy who got picked on in school and tried to come online to meet some friends. And I still must remind you of this.

"I'm still going to wear my t-shirts and hand in eassys on Mixed Martisl Arts to me teachers."

classic.

realkaps
12-01-2002, 05:28 PM
Damn I hope this dont ever stop.....

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 05:41 PM
Earl your the reason why i wish we didn't have gun control in canada. So you could walk in to a gun shop, buy a gun and blow your brains out, so i didn't have to waste my time on putting you in your place.

Bug Eyed Earl
12-01-2002, 06:09 PM
Hey that was almost coherent, I'd say you're up to a Nancy Drew level (everyone knows she was smarter than the Hardy Boys). Now about putting me in my place I'd like to have what you're having because all I see is 3 pages of me *****slapping you around like an annoying little dog. A pug or maybe a toy poodle, never liked those dogs.

handjobs4dollars
12-01-2002, 06:43 PM
You don't like dogs, more a cat person eh. cough ***,cough

Curly Howard
03-29-2003, 12:06 AM
TTT

handjobs4dollars
03-30-2003, 11:02 PM
Curly you suck.

Bluecifer
03-31-2003, 02:56 PM
I got drunk and passed out this weekend, I THOUGHT that I woke up and everything was just fine, but apparently I pulled a Bon Scott and died, because after reading this thread I have come to the conclusion that I must have died and gone to heaven! WOOOOOHOOOO!

LukeDothSucketh
03-31-2003, 03:25 PM
Hahaha, gman is the king

realkaps
03-31-2003, 07:40 PM
Gman got owned.....

realkaps
03-31-2003, 08:02 PM
ttt...

ruffneck119
04-01-2003, 01:20 AM
Hahaha Gman!!!!!!

Zen
04-02-2003, 03:08 PM
Wow, I almost felt bad for Gman a couple of times. I will say Gman has improved his game greatly over the past couple of months. We need to get Earl back here for a rematch.

realkaps
04-10-2003, 09:51 PM
I got a feeling it would end up being the same....

DOGGx0
04-18-2003, 06:13 PM
TTT

realkaps
04-22-2003, 06:22 PM
TTT....

HockeyFighter
04-22-2003, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
TTT

realkaps
04-23-2003, 05:57 AM
Originally posted by kaps
TTT....