What's up. I'm back after a brief vacation courtesy of Tanners.

Too much studying I tell you. Plus the whole girlfriend thing now.

How about you? What's this vacation you were on?

GF... Sweet.

Who'd have figured. You haven't been at Sherdog so maybe you don't know. But...

I'm currently banging a MILF and... trying to hook up with these two roomates that are "very" good friends!

You still virging up the situation?

Hockey is forever virgin.......

I figured as much. But hey at least he is enjoying "some" female company.

Oh and one of the roomates is my cousins cousin.

Yup, sure am. Hockey with a girlfriend . Who would have thought? Been way to long though.

BC MILFs any good? You trying to wheel 3 girls at once then..tricky. Good luck.

It's all good. But my car broke down so that makes it harder. Much harder in fact but if they really want to hook p they'll pick me up


:D

Oh yeah she's 33 and she's a NZ ex-pat. We both be in our sexual primes and goddamn... she's an animal.

Pretty sure I am going to miss my sexual prime.

It's a beautiful thing HF a beautiful thing. So how is your girl?

Blond, brunette? Stupid, smart? Attractive, ugly?

Man, woman?

**** you kaps..**** you.

5'7, long black hair, beautiful eyes, very smart. Known her for 11 years and she was always a friend. A few months ago she was feeling unattractive and I just told her she was hot and it has gone from there.

SWAT! Old friends are sweet.

When I get back to Calgary I'm defintely gonna look up some numbers and work it. They'll be aching for the Bug Eyed one after not seeing me since February.

Hahaha, just ****in with you, she sounds nice.....

Your damn right she is.

Hey Earl, when you going to be in Calgary anyway?

Just for a week during Christmas. It'll be totally ****ing awesome.

Well have fun man. Too bad we can't hook up sometime...in a non gay way for all you ****s out there.

You're not going to be in C-town for Christmas?

**** no. Back home to Estevan, Sask for the holidays.

Saskatchewan that dingy far off little talked about seventh circle of hell. I pity you.

Hahahahaha. It's just for a few weeks that I plan to spend with my girl.

I've only been to Weyburn and that was for work.

Gead, all I can say is that it's real good place to be from.

Pretty sure Weyburn is the ****hole of all ****holes. ****ing STD capital of Saskatchewan. God I hate that place.

This Canadian invasion is scaring the **** out of kaps!

Im not scared of canadians.......

But you scare to fight in da hing, only fight street wit guys in da side, you ****.

In hing or in street, I kick your ass, you ****, you coward, you *****.....

Wallid's vocabulary doesn't include the word *****. He obviously never gets any looking like that. Why do you think he says **** so much?