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* FeistyWench *
07-05-2006, 06:59 PM
what is the coolest/most unexpected thing(s) to ever happen to you?

any stories to share?

2nd II none
07-05-2006, 07:06 PM
hmmmm good question.



I think the biggest and best unexpected thing that's happen to me was that I recieved $45,000 from my insurance company for a back injury i had back in 2000 i was only supposed to get like 8,000 but when i went to mediation they gave me 45,000 i was stoked.


Other then that i'd say find $5,000 in Reno was pretty awesome too.

Memorex
07-05-2006, 07:18 PM
hmmmm good question.



I think the biggest and best unexpected thing that's happen to me was that I recieved $45,000 from my insurance company for a back injury i had back in 2000 i was only supposed to get like 8,000 but when i went to mediation they gave me 45,000 i was stoked.


Other then that i'd say find $5,000 in Reno was pretty awesome too.
F@g Liar, I gave 45,000 for 4 months of sexual favors :cool:

2nd II none
07-05-2006, 07:27 PM
LOL,seriously though I had a great time with the money i got and it couldn't have came at a better time then it did.I was going through a bunch of bull**** back then and was about to be living in my car.

BrooklynBomber
07-06-2006, 12:18 AM
Getting a 3.7 gpa, while I thought I was gonna be at 3.4 at most.
Finding out that I am on the managers guestlist in one of the hottest clubs in NY.

Smokin'
07-06-2006, 01:18 AM
Getting a 3.7 gpa, while I thought I was gonna be at 3.4 at most.
Finding out that I am on the managers guestlist in one of the hottest clubs in NY.
when my trainer/coach told me he was going to bring me and 2 others to FC Koln & Boro in the fall...that was pretty ****in sweet.

* FeistyWench *
07-06-2006, 05:51 PM
wehn i was elementary school, my father was friends and did business with the guy who had a box suite behind home plate. we went to quite a few yankee games and was able to use the box. that alone was cool as hell, but during one of reggie jackson's last games with the Yankees, i caught one of his foul fly balls. My brother and his friend were trying to get it, but i got it (i had this little butterfly net thing). lol! we had dinner in the yankee club and reggie came over and signed my ball for me. that was very cool.

when i was in 7th grade (13 years old), The ********s was filmed and matt dillon was the ****. i had a huge crush on him. my fatehr was doing some business with his father and i got to meet him. e took some pics then went to Wendy's for lunch.

when i was 17 i won a really expensive necklace from a raffle.

THE REAL NINJA
07-06-2006, 07:38 PM
Tell you the truth I cant think of anything that sticks out :confused: I mean other than some one gave me a gift or i found some money. Maybe winning co-MVP of my little league team or when everyone cheered for me during a wrestling match in highschool, I mean ppl that i didnt get along with at all. I really don't know because I always make things happen for myself i dont leave it up to fate, so I expect things to turn out the way they do.

platinummatt
07-07-2006, 03:41 PM
Life is cool:D Thats some cool **** I managed to win a race against like ****ing another million sperm

Crumble
07-07-2006, 03:59 PM
how do you know?..another might have got there and died, you might have came 2nd or even 3rd. Loser. lol.

platinummatt
07-07-2006, 04:06 PM
I think thats not possible. Any how am I a loser

Crumble
07-07-2006, 04:07 PM
I don't know I don't have footage of the sperm race in question.

MetalVomit
07-07-2006, 08:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed3dlbc_fjc

* FeistyWench *
07-07-2006, 08:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed3dlbc_fjc
how is thatthe coolest thing to happen to you :confused:
lol!

Crumble
07-07-2006, 09:34 PM
I think thats not possible. Any how am I a loser

messin with ya Matt!

I'm still waiting for the coolest thing to happen to me. I can only think of one thing and I bet its the same as Matt's :eek:

hotbox2316
07-08-2006, 01:56 AM
hmmmm good question.



I think the biggest and best unexpected thing that's happen to me was that I recieved $45,000 from my insurance company for a back injury i had back in 2000 i was only supposed to get like 8,000 but when i went to mediation they gave me 45,000 i was stoked.


Other then that i'd say find $5,000 in Reno was pretty awesome too.

THAT WAS MY MONEY!! naw but i lived in reno my whole life whered you find it at a casino?

The Coagulator
07-08-2006, 10:39 AM
what is the coolest/most unexpected thing(s) to ever happen to you?

any stories to share?

meeting my wife. I was bartending at a country bar as my "therapy" while going through my divorce and I was totally anti-chick, anti-relationship...heck it was worse than anti....more like hatred...and one of my fellow bartenders blew me away. He said to me one night..."never let your anger consume you"...I never realized how mean I had become, how negative I was, how wrong I was. It really hit home, especially because had you known me before my divorce and if you knew me now...the guy in the middle really wasnt me. I had allowed the circumstances of my life dictate how I felt about the whole world. From that moment forward it was like I gave myself permission to let it all go...it was like those words he said to me made me look at myself, and I wanted the old me back. Not long after that, I went into work one night and before the bar filled up, they had country dancing classes. While they were learning to dance, I was getting my bar ready and went from behind the bar out around the dance floor to put out ashtrays on each table and from behind me I hear this...."nice butt"...I had gone from 228 to 175 from the stress of the divorce from a 38 waist to a 30 waist... (tight jeans and cowboy boots does work guys) I turned and looked from where the voice came and unbeknownst to me...my future wife standing in front of me. We have been married since 1999. So..meeting my wife ranks right up there...very unexpected and very cool...

and one time I found 2400 bucks in an envelope in a parking lot.

* FeistyWench *
07-08-2006, 11:01 AM
meeting my wife. I was bartending at a country bar as my "therapy" while going through my divorce and I was totally anti-chick, anti-relationship...heck it was worse than anti....more like hatred...and one of my fellow bartenders blew me away. He said to me one night..."never let your anger consume you"...I never realized how mean I had become, how negative I was, how wrong I was. It really hit home, especially because had you known me before my divorce and if you knew me now...the guy in the middle really wasnt me. I had allowed the circumstances of my life dictate how I felt about the whole world. From that moment forward it was like I gave myself permission to let it all go...it was like those words he said to me made me look at myself, and I wanted the old me back. Not long after that, I went into work one night and before the bar filled up, they had country dancing classes. While they were learning to dance, I was getting my bar ready and went from behind the bar out around the dance floor to put out ashtrays on each table and from behind me I hear this...."nice butt"...I had gone from 228 to 175 from the stress of the divorce from a 38 waist to a 30 waist... (tight jeans and cowboy boots does work guys) I turned and looked from where the voice came and unbeknownst to me...my future wife standing in front of me. We have been married since 1999. So..meeting my wife ranks right up there...very unexpected and very cool...

and one time I found 2400 bucks in an envelope in a parking lot.
1st story - very happy for you

2nd story - you probably stole someone's drug drop off money or someting, lol! :p

The Coagulator
07-08-2006, 02:21 PM
1st story - very happy for you

2nd story - you probably stole someone's drug drop off money or someting, lol! :p

what do you think I did with it...LOL

* FeistyWench *
07-08-2006, 02:32 PM
what do you think I did with it...LOL
on a serious note, i take it that you did not advertise that you found it.


i am a wuss. i would have been so paranoid that some drug dealer would come track me down for his money back. lol! :o
i know i watch too many movies. lol!

Crumble
07-08-2006, 02:41 PM
I remember when I was kid, my friend found 20 and he didn't split it with me.

* FeistyWench *
07-08-2006, 02:43 PM
I remember when I was kid, my friend found 20 and he didn't split it with me.
i wouldn;t have split it either. lol!
finders keepers! :p

Crumble
07-08-2006, 02:45 PM
then you are also a tight bastard lol.

* FeistyWench *
07-08-2006, 02:48 PM
then you are also a tight bastard lol.
but if i won a lot of money i would share it with friends and family.

if i found A LOT of money, i think i would feel too guilty to keep it.

Crumble
07-08-2006, 02:52 PM
this kid is still my friend and he is still tight, all my mates are tight. I have to buy them and their gfs drinks, and still when it comes to me round they ask for extreme drinks. I haven't heard back from my place yet so I dont think I got the job...doh!.......

* FeistyWench *
07-08-2006, 03:15 PM
this kid is still my friend and he is still tight, all my mates are tight. I have to buy them and their gfs drinks, and still when it comes to me round they ask for extreme drinks. I haven't heard back from my place yet so I dont think I got the job...doh!.......
1st - sounds like yor mates are cheap bastards taking advantage of you.

2nd - most businesses don;t get back to people on the weekend. is it the same there. if you didn;t get the job...keep looking and stay positive.

Crumble
07-08-2006, 09:40 PM
1st - sounds like yor mates are cheap bastards taking advantage of you.

2nd - most businesses don;t get back to people on the weekend. is it the same there. if you didn;t get the job...keep looking and stay positive.

I actually didnt buy any of them drinks today..and they bought me a few. I think they knew I was annoyed about it. Some random munter came up to me 'can you please buy me a drink'....why do I look like the giver of drinks :confused: . I would have but she looked a bit messy lol.

* FeistyWench *
07-09-2006, 11:47 AM
I actually didnt buy any of them drinks today..and they bought me a few. I think they knew I was annoyed about it. Some random munter came up to me 'can you please buy me a drink'....why do I look like the giver of drinks :confused: . I would have but she looked a bit messy lol.
i would never ask a stranger to buy me a drink.
a bit desperate in my opinion. lol!

glad they bought you some this time. i hate cheap bastards who took advantage of someone's generous nature.

The Coagulator
07-10-2006, 11:48 AM
on a serious note, i take it that you did not advertise that you found it.


i am a wuss. i would have been so paranoid that some drug dealer would come track me down for his money back. lol! :o
i know i watch too many movies. lol!
I got immediately back in my car...I knew the envelope was FAT but my first impression was I found some old lady's coupon envelope. Next I searched the parking lot from my car, with my eyes, looking for camera's, anybody sitting in their car watching me...probably sat there 30 minutes...then I opened it....hundred after hundred after hundred...dame near **** myself...I immediately bolted from the parking lot and that was 3 months ago....no chalkline around my body yet....lol

* FeistyWench *
07-10-2006, 12:31 PM
I got immediately back in my car...I knew the envelope was FAT but my first impression was I found some old lady's coupon envelope. Next I searched the parking lot from my car, with my eyes, looking for camera's, anybody sitting in their car watching me...probably sat there 30 minutes...then I opened it....hundred after hundred after hundred...dame near **** myself...I immediately bolted from the parking lot and that was 3 months ago....no chalkline around my body yet....lol
glad to hear it. :D

phallus
07-13-2006, 05:51 PM
wehn i was elementary school, my father was friends and did business with the guy who had a box suite behind home plate. we went to quite a few yankee games and was able to use the box. that alone was cool as hell, but during one of reggie jackson's last games with the Yankees, i caught one of his foul fly balls. My brother and his friend were trying to get it, but i got it (i had this little butterfly net thing). lol! we had dinner in the yankee club and reggie came over and signed my ball for me. that was very cool.

when i was in 7th grade (13 years old), The ********s was filmed and matt dillon was the ****. i had a huge crush on him. my fatehr was doing some business with his father and i got to meet him. e took some pics then went to Wendy's for lunch.

when i was 17 i won a really expensive necklace from a raffle.


i remember the reggie ball from back when we were in elementary school togehter down in florida, u brought it to show everyone in our class and then i sent u the note about the love tree

the coolest unexpected thing ever to happen to me was back when i was in university. i met this unbelievably beautiful metis girl at a party, and that very night i banged her

SonnyG8R
07-13-2006, 10:15 PM
One cool unexpected thing that happened occurred when I was 19, in college and working at a auto parts store. One of the girls who worked there was about my age and had a smokin body. Hiowever, she was kind of trashy as I would soon find out. One afternoon she asked if anyone could give her a lift home from the store. I had just gotten off myself so i volunteered. Anyway as we approach her place she begins to remove her shirt and bra. She had remarkably large and perky boobs. I stopped the car in her driveway and began to squeeze them and then suck her nipples. The next thing I know she is undoing my belt and going down on me. It was possibly the greatest bj I had ever gotten. This girl was a real pro. Well to make a long story short we wound up ****ing and then she quickly pulled her shirt and shorts back on and ran into the house. I was pretty stoked, but that evening as I began to think about it I started to worry that this would interfer at work and I really didn't want a relationship with this chick. the next day i get to work and she was perfectly cool with the fact that it was just a one night thing (appearantly she considered it payment for the lift home) lol. Then I started freaking out because i ****ed her without a condom. I went to the university clinic and had an hiv test done just to be on the safe side and to my relief it turned out negative. So it was all good :cool:

renren40
07-13-2006, 11:32 PM
I didn't have the best grades in 8th grade but I was voted most likely to succeed for no particular reason. So my mom spoiled the hell out of me and I went crazy in high school.

PATO 1
07-14-2006, 08:42 AM
WHEN I WAS ON (sorry caps lock) holiday in new york last year we seen none other than Bernard Hopkins who stopped an chatted and signed stuff for me

that was easy the best thing ever happened 2 me which il never forget

* FeistyWench *
07-14-2006, 09:06 PM
i remember the reggie ball from back when we were in elementary school togehter down in florida, u brought it to show everyone in our class and then i sent u the note about the love tree

the coolest unexpected thing ever to happen to me was back when i was in university. i met this unbelievably beautiful metis girl at a party, and that very night i banged her
in fact i did bring it to school! :eek: