let's share, shall we? i'll start.

[u:99ad64f154]i've pitted to the following bands:[/u:99ad64f154]
-4 metallica shows
-3 slipknot shows
-1 slayer
-1 pennywise
-1 denial
-3 rage against the machine
-1 white zombie
-1 blink 182 (got free tix so **** off)
-1 sepultura
-1 stone temple pilots
-1 soundgarden
-2 system of the down
-1 mudvayne
-2 rammstien
-2 godsmack
-1 red hot chili peppers
-4 cypress hill
-1 marilyn manson
-2 linkin park
-1 limp biskit
-1 papa roach
-1 capital eye
-1 fear factory
-2 offspring
-3 korn

[u:99ad64f154]some of them solo but others at the following tours:[/u:99ad64f154]
-2 lolapoloozas
-2 smoking grooves
-1 smoke out
-2 ozzfests
-1 anger managment
-1 pledge of allegiance
-1 tattoo the earth
-2 weenie roasts


[u:99ad64f154]i've sustained the following injuries:[/u:99ad64f154]
-too many punches, kicks, elbows, knees, and headbutts to even count.
-pepper sprayed
-high pressure water hose in the back of the head
-a foot & a half slice down the middle of my back
-caught my left pant leg, flannel, eyebrows, hair, and nose hairs on fire numerous times jumping & plowing through the fires
-fire extinguisher shot in my face
-hit in back of head by beer bottles
-thrown over the railing
-body slammed
-drop kicked
-had chick slap me right in the face
-hit by a rock

[u:99ad64f154]had the following REALLY cool things happen in pits:[/u:99ad64f154]
-me & my buddy beat the **** outta this big ogar lookin ****
-made out with 3 chicks in separate incidents by literally running into them
-headbutted some dude unconsious
-helped some dude up who gave me a gram of coke for thanks
-accidently rammed into a couple kissing and probably shattered their ****in teeth
-stole the fire extinguisher that the security sprayed me with and turned it back on him
-helped incinuate over 5 full blown riots
-experience DOZENS of "show us your titties" and one "show us your *****" incidents

I've seen the Osbournes on tv....

actaully this all sounded like boring **** that I never would do but when you said that you've been in fights...**** it...Im going there sometime...

[u:b2e461cfaf]i've lit the following on fire and then thrown them burning into the crowd:[/u:b2e461cfaf]
-my shirts (everytime)
-my beanie
-some girl's shirt
-toilet paper rolls stolen from the bathroom
-napkin packs stolen from the snack bar
-cardboard boxes that the napkins were in
-fireworks
-firecrackers
-cups
-some dude's jacket
-that fire extinguisher that i stole from the security guard after he sprayed it in my face
-a pair of shoes
-a giant picnic quilt (boy was that fun)
-an umbrella
-canvas tent from the snack bars
-flyers & pamphlets
-not sure if this counts, but i kicked some dumbass into the fire after he tried pissing on it to put it out

are there fire there everytime?

best pits:
by far, rage against the machine

gayest pit:
stone temple pilots. wasn't even a pit. we just got all drunk & restless and started throwin kids around

pit where i hurt the most people:
blink 182

pit where i got hurt the most:
slipknot (****in woods!!)

pit with the most old dudes:
metallica

pit with the most naked chicks:
tie between black sabbath and red hot chili peppers

i still aint **** cause i haven't seen the follwing shows:

-pantera (AAARRRGGHH!!!!)
-tool
-soulfly
-in flames
-gwar
-suicidals

You the man cool guy.

soundgarden sucks live

no **** gman!!!!

when we saw them they're all like:
"we'd like to dedicate this next song to everyone who PAID to get in here."

everyone's all like, "**** YOU **** YOU!!!"

folks, i'd like to have a moment of silence for everyone to observe my unworthy acceptance into bug eyed earl's cool club.







not too many make it this far. i am few. but unfortuanately our bug eyed friend has SEEN PAST my petty attempts at sharing some fun experiences with you all and has seen the TRUE meaning of this thread.
i would like to apologize to the master of whatever, for trying to gain acceptance amoungst us all. why do i try to outsmart such wisdom???

Just being a jackass.

I guess I could share all the jams I've seen and all the acts I've seen but you probably wouldn't know about them and wouldn't really care anyway.

that's why we love ya earl

well i dont really have many pit stories to tell. RAGE.....my 1st concert that had an awsome pit!! and this will voych for tony's stories.
Rage!!! i wasnt into rock very much at the time. all i listened to was pantera, suicidals, and a few others...cant think of them right now(stoned). i got in that pit and lasted like a minute... i basicly got thrown out of the ****ing thing. i went back and watched tony for a little bit. the ****er was going nutts. i just think this guys has a few screws loose. he basicly pitted the entire concert!! and i saw him from a distance pitting with his shirt on fire swinging it around in the air and ****. ****in nutt head huhu?

and the only other one i went i got ****ed up. it was a ****ing offspring concert!!! offspring has sorry pits!!!!! anyways i was in the pit doing ok, went throw a few songs. well i eventually got pussed into the outer ring of the pit. i decided i was going to take a break, and some ****in giant throw me. i ended up landing on some girl, elbow first right into her face. when i finally got up from my crash i saw the girl i hit. i felt so terrible!!!! she was holding her left hand over her eye, and looking ****in pissed. i apoligized and before i could say another word she PUNCHED me right in the ****ING EYE and sent me back into the pit!! at this point i am raging pissed, cant see a ****en thing, and just hoping i find that little ***** again!!!!
thats it as far as my pit exsperience.
been to some cool soncerts though
and no, i didnt see the little hoe again... and i lost my ****in keys in that pitt too!!!!!!

I moshed to, Elton John, Backstreet boys, and Bjork......

lol. i remember that concert napol. that's the one where i walked away with the sliced open back and 2 black eyes.

it's funny cause most of the people in pits are ****in *******. reason being because i see a lot of them AIMING for me. i'm a pretty small guy and i see a lot of these *******s just trying to knock over the little guy!

**** them! i'll piss em off even worse. when i was at the capital eye show, some 250 pounder kept shoving me over whenever i passed by him. i just kept sockin myself in the head and laughin at him the whole time. he ****in HATED that. tried to fight me and all. i just kept sockin my own self up and it obviously made him give up even trying.

sometimes......this **** tends to be more aggresive than mma.

I see Hyde went with you, as well :lol:

everytime lsg. everytime

I've moshed at Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, SoundGarden( I don't know if you would consider that a pit or not, Ozzy. That's about it.

One of the craziest pits I got in was Black Acid Disco, Stuck Mojo, and MachineHead. It go wild, all the bands are butt ass crazy, it was at this little club too, so of the 500 people there, everyone was stuck in this huge pit. It was like a riot!
Danzig had a killer pit from what I could tell, but I got to the very front and once im there, Im there to stay.

[quote:6fa3e311f2="Big_Papa"]I've moshed at Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, SoundGarden( I don't know if you would consider that a pit or not, Ozzy. That's about it.[/quote:6fa3e311f2]

ozzy has some alright pits but i never jump into them. i like watching the show. ozzy's just too ****in entertaining on stage.

last time i saw him was at ozzfest 01 for the sabbath reunion. we snuck up to front row. he ****in RULED!!! all dumpin buckets of water over everyone, shootin super soakers.....and there were so many TITTIES!!! girls love showin titties for ozzy

[quote:72b15dc7fb]best pits:
by far, rage against the machine [/quote:72b15dc7fb]

no offense but I find this hard to believe. Slayer,Sepultura and Fear Factory must have had slow nights.

Purity, ill tell you Gwar has to be the hardest pit I ever been in. once the blood starts flying from mutilated celebrities EVERYONE it seems tries to fit in the front and between the moshing, stage blood and Gwar fans with ****ing armor on it was brutal.

i've pitted to the following bands:
-5 Gwar (Haven;t missed a show since 94')
-1 kittie
-3 slipknot shows
-1 pennywise
-1 rob zombie
-1 blink 182 (got free tickets from radio station on my college campus)
-1 limp biskit
-1 papa roach
-1 fear factory
-1 Machine Head
-1 korn
-1 Brutal Mastication
-1 Cattle Mutilation
-1 Goat Whore
(bunch more shows but they were nothign special)

some of them solo but others at the following tours:
-3 Warped Tour


i've sustained the following injuries:
-too many punches, kicks, elbows, knees, and headbutts to even count.
-high pressure water hose in the back of the head
-hit in back of head by beer bottles
-thrown over the railing
-body slammed
-drop kicked
-hit by a rock
- was kicked in the face so hard by a crowd surfer that my nose was 1 1/2 inches to the left of where it should have been. (Then sid form slipknot jumped off stage and landed on it)
-DICK RING RIPPED OUT

had the following REALLY cool things happen in pits:
-Beat multiple skin heads bloody
-got beaten bloody by multiple skin heads

craziest post concert happening:
-was chased to my car by over 30 skinheads (they were kicking and beatign the car and hanging on it as we drove away)

Concerts i want to see:
-Hatebreed
-Walls of Jericho
-Cradle Of Filth
-Dimmu Borger
-Diecide
-Canable Corpse
-Opeth
the list goes on

[quote:1deb598cba="Aaron Suave"][quote:1deb598cba]best pits:
by far, rage against the machine [/quote:1deb598cba]

no offense but I find this hard to believe. Slayer,Sepultura and Fear Factory must have had slow nights.

Purity, ill tell you Gwar has to be the hardest pit I ever been in. once the blood starts flying from mutilated celebrities EVERYONE it seems tries to fit in the front and between the moshing, stage blood and Gwar fans with ****ing armor on it was brutal.[/quote:1deb598cba]

never mind the best pits the best stage show ever and by far THE BEST BAND ON THE PLANET PERIOD!


[img:1deb598cba]http://gwar.net/graphics/welcome/vha+logo.jpg[/img:1deb598cba]

what happened to my GWAR pics??

**** Roadkill from ECW has Oderus tattooed on his body!!1
[img:325ba01365]http://gwar.net/media/pics/fan/graphics/roadkill.jpg[/img:325ba01365]

This is the man himself ODERUS
[img:325ba01365]http://gwar.net/media/pics/oderus/graphics/oderus03.jpg[/img:325ba01365]

wierd

[quote:8fadf58cfc="Aaron Suave"][quote:8fadf58cfc]best pits:
by far, rage against the machine [/quote:8fadf58cfc]

no offense but I find this hard to believe. Slayer,Sepultura and Fear Factory must have had slow nights.

Purity, ill tell you Gwar has to be the hardest pit I ever been in. once the blood starts flying from mutilated celebrities EVERYONE it seems tries to fit in the front and between the moshing, stage blood and Gwar fans with ****ing armor on it was brutal.[/quote:8fadf58cfc]

the reason why rage has better pits is because people have more respect in the pits. i personnally don't like to worry about some ****in wood (skinhead) beating me to death. woods don't go for the show, they go to kill. and that's no joke.

not only does rage have more respectful fans, but the music in iteself brings better pits. all rage jam's follow the same pattern: they're calm, then they EXPLODE, calm down, EXPLODE. this let's you get your breath and then everyone just goes ****ing ape****! check out their old rage live dvd and watch the crowd at the end of Know Your Enemy to see what i mean.

sepultura, slayer, fear factory & pantera pits are more [u:8fadf58cfc]dangerous[/u:8fadf58cfc]. now some people consider dangerous pits the best. i don't. as mentioned, i don't like pitting with fifty 350 lb. skinheads that have "HATRED" tattooed on their foreheads and ****ing elbow ****es.
and the music is insane 100% of the time. which makes the pits more of just a steady stream. it gets kinda boring after the first 3 songs. i'll usually sit out and then just come back later.

i've seen gwar live on video. looks insane. i heard they actually use real cow blood and the fans are told to dress in something they don't mind getting stained

I don't hit the pits... I just chill in the back *****-style

gwar doesnot use real cow blood. its water and food coloring ALOT of food coloring.

and yes i would not wear clothes you wanna keep.

I drug a friend of mine ot GWAR it was her first concert everand she is like a sheltered smalltown NSYNC kinda girl. needless to say when the first band started (Cattle Decapitation if you like hard metal check them out) she practically ran.

her and my icelandic friend both dressed up to go tot he show. gwar came out and lets just say the girls clothes haven;t been worn to this day.

the only gwar album i ever got into was scumdogs of the universe. that was like almost 7 years ago. i used to listen to that album song for song.

nonetheless, i would still love to see em live. chaulk it up under one of my voyages

No,no,no...My best pits:

-Napalm Death
-Deicide
-Six Feet Under
-Brutal Thin
-Ancient Rites
-Cannibal Corpse
-The best....BRUTAL TRUTH!!!

GWAR Rules!!

Here in New Zealand, we have VIOLENT SECURITY THUGS at most hardcore shows. They're mainly 120kg Samoans whose job is to beat the **** out of anyone misbehaving near the stage.

At the RCHP concert, I saw one dude get kinghit out of nowhere(losing some teeth) and dumped unconcious back in the crowd for jumping over the barrier...

...and RCHP aren't exactly 'hardcore'...

Purity:I understand what you mean about the skins. they ****in ruin alot of shows but if you get a chance go see GWAR. It may be hard to get a chance though they are banned from alot of places.

I have to go miles west to see them cause they are banned from Boston for rapeing a Marilyn Manson doll until his ass was blasting blood. wish could have seen that.

Good luck getting into a show for Gwar.

[quote:e5edf421ed="VulgarTheClown"]

craziest post concert happening:
-was chased to my car by over 30 skinheads (they were kicking and beatign the car and hanging on it as we drove away)

[/quote:e5edf421ed]

:shock:

[quote:d2f670ac15="Squatdog"]...and RCHP aren't exactly 'hardcore'...[/quote:d2f670ac15]

absolutely not hardcore at all. but they still get some good pits with some good tits

ministry
seputura
pig face
skinny puppy
janes addiction
rollins band
helmet
local h
butthole surfers
red hot chili peppers
****o for pyros

I have never heard of GWAR being banned form a city. at least not recently. theyare to small of a band to have such a backlash. wierd.


definately anyone that can go to a gwar show.even if you don;t like the music its an amazing show.

Check out This Toilet Earth (my fav) america must be destroyed is good too.


have any of you seenPhlice in Wonderland or Skulheadface?