God damn, you people were lit Friday night.

Looks like Hurricane Painkiller swept right through Tanner Land pretty ****in early on, doesn't it? I can't believe someone videotaped all the administrators gathered around my computer banning everyone who was in the living room. That has to be the funniest **** I've ever seen. This is what you ****s do when I give you my camera. Adam even named me and Tanner to be banned first outta everyone. And I quote: "Ban Tanner... ban Dave... ban Tony.... hold on, lemme see who else is out there."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

****ing Adam.

"Start a topic telling everybody, and make it an announcement."

bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha, I bet it's a good thing you got your licks in before the first annual "Hojak-Kicking-My-Ass Invitational" 4-0 you non drivin ****, I don't care how expensive your truck is because you can't do 90 through school zones and expect to have it long. I will have intercourse with your mom and you'll make me supreme ruler god of the Global MMA site. We will change the name of the site to Global Hojak, and people will swarm in droves to post on what will be the Ho-board. Damn right. I am ruling you and you are getting choked out. 4-0. Say it with me. ***. 4 and ****ing 0.

I wish I could of been there Dave.

Man, when I find myself in southern california, I am going to party with all you fockers. After we all get drunk we can see how far we can throw Adam.

I mean, he isn't that big after all, I say 50 60 feet.

what does it all mean?

[quote:0ed51a9bab="Blake"]what does it all mean?[/quote:0ed51a9bab]

It means they are cool

and your not LOL

Ok, who was in the chat when I predicted Hojak was going to make a topic about how he owns all? Did I win anything? Probably not since we all knew it was going to happen. Honesty I was expecting something significantly longer and am quite disappointed but still somewhat amussed.

I am not bragging. I am not boasting.

There is little to be had in beating up on Tony and Adam, since A) I like them, and B) they are so short, they hangglide with Dorito bags. It was cool rolling with Tanner again, cuz as a disciple of Rickson "6000-0" Gracie, he presents a significant challenge. This topic is not about me owning anything, except for footage of these ****s being mean to Hojak.

hey! i wanna see ! host the vid and let us see

yes seeing adam bleed made the night worth while.

-god and azn

Where's the footage, you romo?

[quote:8cdb178b61="Azn"]yes seeing adam bleed made the night worth while.

-god and azn[/quote:8cdb178b61]

Out of his ass, no doubt.

Bellas's mean too.

I was just about to say you shoulda been there, but like, since you're being all mean, you probably woulda been mean to me right alongside them. You're not invited anymore.

Oh dis.

Officially uninvited. You ****ers should've called when everyone was there. I want to see this video.

That's just how she is Dave.

[quote:b8e86bb930="Big_Papa"]That's just how she is Dave.[/quote:b8e86bb930]

I know. I'd be able to move past it and invite her again if nice & sweet & caring & loving and **** was "just how she is" too, but it's not, so I can't.

Bella = mean to Hojak.

[quote:14827034ec="Azn"]yes seeing adam bleed made the night worth while.
[/quote:14827034ec]

i'll 2nd that.

other runners up:
-me making myself puke after rolling with dave
-the "oh my God, i can't believe they are ****ing doing this" stretching contest
-the sapp/nog fight that tanner brought over
-me bum rushing into azn & majin while they were on the couch
-tanner's repetitive bashing on dave's poor neighbor....nearly reducing her to tears
-waking up the next morning on the floor using my jersey as a ****in pillow

The funniest **** I'd ever seen in my life up to the point of Friday night was watching Adam declare with such seriousness, as he held toilet paper in his nose and nursed the rugburn on his head, that he would knock everyone in the house out with one punch.

I seriously could not stop laughing at that, like all ****in night.

I thought I did pretty good for not rolling for almost 6 months.

You did awesome, but you've been kicking my ass since day one, so I'm hardpressed to give you much more credit than saying "you've been kicking my ass since day one".

Cuz like, you have.... but I'm not happy about it.

[quote:d317b675e6="GhosT^x0"]The funniest **** I'd ever seen in my life up to the point of Friday night was watching Adam declare with such seriousness, as he held toilet paper in his nose and nursed the rugburn on his head, that he would knock everyone in the house out with one punch.

I seriously could not stop laughing at that, like all ****in night.[/quote:d317b675e6]

AB-SO-****ING-LUTELY!!!!!
i just laughed for about 3 minutes straight right now from reading that.

and yeah, tanner, you did very good considering all those ****in pills you were poppin

You wild and crazy California people. You should be doing wholesome things on a Friday night, like knitting or singing hymns. Not popping pills and bleeding. You're all going to hell.

[quote:b1c7f1b211="Purity"][quote:b1c7f1b211="Azn"]yes seeing adam bleed made the night worth while.
[/quote:b1c7f1b211]

-me bum rushing into azn & majin while they were on the couch
[/quote:b1c7f1b211]
That was scary. How about you almost knocking over the fish bowl?

i almost knocked over a fish bowl???

did dave even have a fish bowl? i know i almost knocked over his fish TANK when my legs went flailing around trying unsuccessfully to put dave in a triangle choke.

OH!! i almost forgot!!! another highlight of the night.....
the joey ****in jordison drum solo!!!!

[quote:f1b46ec989="Squezze"]You're all going to hell.[/quote:f1b46ec989]

No sense in denying inevitability.

<-- Goin to hell in style.

Hell seems great compared to where I am now

Post the damn video!#!@#!@!!

[quote:f2d44b9c94="Purity"]i almost knocked over a fish bowl???

did dave even have a fish bowl? i know i almost knocked over his fish TANK when my legs went flailing around trying unsuccessfully to put dave in a triangle choke.

OH!! i almost forgot!!! another highlight of the night.....
the joey ****in jordison drum solo!!!![/quote:f2d44b9c94]
Fish bowl... tank....

Yes and watching Tanner roll around was so erotic, and him wanting to knock Dave's neighbor out was even better.

[quote:a626c75e10="God"]Yes and watching Tanner roll around was so erotic.[/quote:a626c75e10]

You are not supposed to say this about the Hojak-Kicking-Your-Ass invitational. There was nothing erotic about me keeping my title.

Well... like, maybe if I had a chick to have intercourse with while wearing my title, then it woulda been erotic. Friday night, I did not, so it was not. So there.

No invitation? **** that.

I'll come regardless, if I feel the need. Then I'll make Adam bleed, myself. :)
I can see it now. He's only and inch or two taller than me.
:twisted:

[quote:8452aa847e="Bella"]No invitation? **** that.

I'll come regardless, if I feel the need. Then I'll make Adam bleed, myself. :)
I can see it now. He's only and inch or two taller than me.
:twisted:[/quote:8452aa847e]


You're not invited

in that match, my vote goes to bella.

btw...nice ass!!

I wouldn't know

I've never seen Bella's ass

I might have to post a pic sometime. :twisted:

i ****in tapped everyone in the house.
i bled, yes, but i was the real champion. i will TAP EVERYONE! :evil:

and btw, I OWN JENS PULVER!!!

i say host the vid! :o

u should post some video from that night... god knows u had a good camera man!! that was a fun night. i think the speed quarters is what kicked my ass...and the herb... and whatever it was pill popper gave me. my last laugh was at about 4am when i woke up and walked ovwer to tony.. ripped my ****in pillow away from him, and pulled my blanket and made him roll over just completely ****ing up his slumber!!! lol it was great. i was trying so hard not to fall alseep 1st... i thought forsure someone was going to get ****ed up. but i guess u guys have a little more maturity then i thought. lol maybe not. and dave.... u will have a new challenger next time i see u!!!