... because there should be a big ol ****in asterisk next to that number if you're a white man.

That 5.1 figure obviously takes in to account about 2.0 billion Asian men, who I know for a fact are [u:219524fd04]well[/u:219524fd04] shorter than me. A china man with a 7 inch wang (no pun intended) is a ****ing star over there, signing autographs and taking pictures with kids. I'm guessing the average chinaman is about 4 inches, if that. I've seen enough **** to make an accurate assessment.

That leaves about 1.5 billion other men on the planet who have to be well above 6 to even this all out. This leaves me somewhere in the middle of all men. What troubles me is where I'm standing with regards to the average white man, knowing that I can steal a woman from ching-chong chopstick any day I want. Where are all these hogs coming from to balance out the Chinaman to make it a 5.1?

[quote:9602dcd88f="GhosT^x0"]A china man with a 7 inch wang (no pun intended) is a ****ing star over there, signing autographs and taking pictures with kids.[/quote:9602dcd88f]

You are being quite generous with 7 in. seeing how that's IMPOSSIBLE. Take that number, divided by 2, minus 0.5, and you're close to hitting the truth.

http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-001.htm

Maybe you shoudn't spend so much time pontificating about **** and think *****. Then you will feel better all the way around.

[quote:3bf33224d3="rapture"]Maybe you shoudn't spend so much time pontificating about **** and think *****. Then you will feel better all the way around.[/quote:3bf33224d3]


You have 44 posts and I have no ****ing clue who you are.

I shoulda taglined this post with something about me waiting for someone to chime in about "why j00 gotta think about dick, think about the ***** and you'll be okay", cuz like, I was.

[quote:cb6434624e="GhosT^x0"]Where are all these hogs coming from to balance out the Chinaman to make it a 5.1?[/quote:cb6434624e]

*Raises Hand*

Azn: Are you under the impression that having a 7 in penis is impossible?

Maybe she meant to say that if you're asian, it's impossible.

WTF? lol...what kinda thread is this?

[quote:7b4925d16a="TannerNoBjj"][quote:7b4925d16a="rapture"]Maybe you shoudn't spend so much time pontificating about **** and think *****. Then you will feel better all the way around.[/quote:7b4925d16a]


You have 44 posts and I have no ****ing clue who you are.[/quote:7b4925d16a]I have no clue who I am either. But hey, lifes a journey, not a destination.

[quote:6e3fb44414="GhosT^x0"]Maybe she meant to say that if you're asian, it's impossible.[/quote:6e3fb44414]That's what I meant.

[quote:7c92053231="Azn"][quote:7c92053231="GhosT^x0"]A china man with a 7 inch wang (no pun intended) is a ****ing star over there, signing autographs and taking pictures with kids.[/quote:7c92053231]

You are being quite generous with 7 in. seeing how that's IMPOSSIBLE. Take that number, divided by 2, minus 0.5, and you're close to hitting the truth.[/quote:7c92053231]Your daddy's Chinese, remember? How you gonna dis your own pops?

in all actuality I heard the Sudanese hold the record for biggest ****s. they have a natural method of expanding and strengthening it due to natural exercise. I have not seen or heard of anyone using this method and having it work but I would try it for the hell of it.

[quote:f88e3f3c4a="Aaron Suave"]in all actuality I heard the Sudanese hold the record for biggest ****s. they have a natural method of expanding and strengthening it due to natural exorcise. [/quote:f88e3f3c4a]Yeah, an exorcism would expand it alright.

LOL,you know what I meant.

[quote:68167e6b6e="kimura"][quote:68167e6b6e="Azn"][quote:68167e6b6e="GhosT^x0"]A china man with a 7 inch wang (no pun intended) is a ****ing star over there, signing autographs and taking pictures with kids.[/quote:68167e6b6e]

You are being quite generous with 7 in. seeing how that's IMPOSSIBLE. Take that number, divided by 2, minus 0.5, and you're close to hitting the truth.[/quote:68167e6b6e]Your daddy's Chinese, remember? How you gonna dis your own pops?[/quote:68167e6b6e]

Oh well, I'll cry about it when I come home. :?

[quote:21a2e69de1="Aaron Suave"]in all actuality I heard the Sudanese hold the record for biggest ****s. they have a natural method of expanding and strengthening it due to natural exercise.[/quote:21a2e69de1]

No ****? You mean to tell me that their natural method uses natural exercise?

But isn't that like saying that a man must be tall to have a huge dick?... I mean you could be tall and have a very small weener and be short and have a third leg man.

[quote:8db301283e]No ****? You mean to tell me that their natural method uses natural exercise?[/quote:8db301283e]

what is this be an ******* to Suave day? ok, I ****ed up. look past the grammar and if I ever need an editor ill come to Global.

[quote:851a828235]Your daddy's Chinese, remember? How you gonna dis your own pops?


Oh well, I'll cry about it when I come home. [/quote:851a828235]

dont cry for him. his people are doing something right to have a population way over a billion. dont sound like there is a shortage of lovin going around.

5.1....I really don't care where I fit in but it's nice to know when you're above average.

[quote:65f0c38784="HockeyFighter"]5.1....I really don't care where I fit in but it's nice to know when you're above average.[/quote:65f0c38784]

You absolutely had to declare that, didn't ya canuck.

Well, I am about to also.

I am just over 5". I feel happy with what I have and I don't feel the need to worry over the fact I may or may not have a 9" ****.

This does prove one thing though. There is a lot more pressure on men. Some men like small boobs. Show me one woman that likes a small dick.

lol, yes I did.

Theres always articles about the average size of a mans wang!
But I never see the articles about the lasticity of a womans Vagina...
or how deep the canal of love runs? what is the average depth?

And besides that if you cant please them with your vienna sausage you can always call in the Pinch Hitter....[b:b84d895cd0]The Vibrator[/b:b84d895cd0]

[quote:4fb54c2056="Creed"]Some men like small boobs. Show me one woman that likes a small dick.[/quote:4fb54c2056]

Astute observation.

[quote:3975892de9="Creed"]Well, I am about to also.

I am just over 5". I feel happy with what I have and I don't feel the need to worry over the fact I may or may not have a 9" ****.

This does prove one thing though. There is a lot more pressure on men. Some men like small boobs. Show me one woman that likes a small dick.[/quote:3975892de9]
I really don't think we needed exact numbers, but you raise a good point at the end.

Well If you have enough money,it doesnt matter the size of your [i:475c9d02d1]Jelly Roll[/i:475c9d02d1] cause woman will fake it for the bank roll anyway! :lol:

Women are atracted to large bluges in your pants.

Your wallet or your penis, either way she is giving it up

[quote:3457a3817a="Creed"]Women are atracted to large bluges in your pants.

Your wallet or your penis, either way she is giving it up[/quote:3457a3817a]

There's a good solution to this one...... keep your wallet in your underwear, padding the nutsack. Or like, better yet... wear a groin cup everywhere you go.

Chicks dig bulges.

I have measured myself...but I have to have my pants tailor made if that counts for anything, damn left leg is always bigger than my right...costs me a damn fortune... :lol:

I am hung like a pringles can.......

hahahhaha

[quote:85799aa345="kaps"]I am hung like a pringles can.......[/quote:85799aa345]

Does it weigh you down when you swim? Mine is like a rudder underneath me and I need to move it around to go in any direction

All I know is a pass out when I get a boner......

"im hung like a chipmunk, but i have an eight inch tongue"

ive actually said that to women. its funny to see there reactions. usually not good.

most women will tell u thats it is "the motion in the ocean, not the size of the boat" or "its not the length, its not size, but its how many times u could make it rise"

i wouldnt even want a nine inch ****!!!! i like to make my women feel good and that would prob rip her up with how much i like to ****. so i am happy with my average. and if the average is 5.1 then im a little above. poor china men :-(

Mine is just the right size for my wife, so that's good enough for me.