1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy ****s.

11. People in the 70s couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your **** in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's ****s.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's ****, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. *******s are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a **** there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What about never send Bzob to go pick one out...lol

So far i am 0 and 2

that list rocks.

thats list is long

HAHAHA..How true.

this list rocked.... but is she doing her own censurship? **** is ok isn't it...

I like the list, it's very true.

lol I forget...lol I've been brainwashed so much that I just do it automatically

yeah right, If it was something you did automaticly you would put the word Butt before the word ****...

how bout:

only in **** would a girl give a blow job to two guys and think that rubbing the tips of thier ****s together is exciting.

I hate that.

why Aaron does it feel weird?...hahahahahahahha *wipes tears* ha!...

I have never bopped heads with a dude. Ive never even shared head. id feel funny. but If i did I would have the **** solution to stop her in the middle and smack her in the face with it.

[quote:bf9de1488c="Kato"]
19. There's a plot.
[/quote:bf9de1488c]

Damn, I missed that one last time I watched a ****o. :P

the plot is very good!! LMAO

[quote:853232971f]3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. [/quote:853232971f]

I think they just do it to wet it up. other then that they wouldnt even bother.

yeah... the one I seen last night or this am at 4:00 was called couch confessions..it was so bad that it literally made me sick... this guy was interviewing these girls for a "bigger" movie while he was ****ing them, they were all bored and talking and laughing, it was awful and all I could think was OMG this is someone's child..ugghhh,

[quote:eac5b35828="Aaron Suave"]I have never bopped heads with a dude. Ive never even shared head. id feel funny. but If i did I would have the **** solution to stop her in the middle and smack her in the face with it.[/quote:eac5b35828]

I am sure arron would agree. Even If two guys are doing one chick on different ends it is still gay, dick contact does not have to happen to make this a gay situation. :!:

[quote:b28e4c6197="Kato"]and all I could think was OMG this is someone's child..ugghhh,[/quote:b28e4c6197]


I think that often

I am always thinking I wish that nasty zit was not so distracting!

it was bad... I felt dirty, those girls were being had big time. ugh


bzob it was more then that, it was bad shaven/unprepared chooch with ingrown hairs *vomits*

[quote:335fa12116]I am sure arron would agree. Even If two guys are doing one chick on different ends it is still gay, dick contact does not have to happen to make this a gay situation. [/quote:335fa12116]


that and when they double penetrate thier ****ing sacks smack together. Not to mention the double Vaginal or double anal. for christ sakes man that tight rubbing feeling is another man's ****!

I once saw a **** where a girl took her teeth out to give a blow job. I just turned it off and did something else, I was so pissed off.

[quote:7550498e76="Aaron Suave"][quote:7550498e76]I am sure arron would agree. Even If two guys are doing one chick on different ends it is still gay, dick contact does not have to happen to make this a gay situation. [/quote:7550498e76]


that and when they double penetrate thier ****ing sacks smack together. Not to mention the double Vaginal or double anal. for christ sakes man that tight rubbing feeling is another man's ****!

I once saw a **** where a girl took her teeth out to give a blow job. I just turned it off and did something else, I was so pissed off.[/quote:7550498e76]

THANK YOU

LOL

Im sure kato love it though. you know with her thing for Gay men and all. Bzob you ever get stuck watching Will and Grace?

ewwww...not the teeth!....eeewwww

ouch

I have found my calling.

Quality ****, coming soon... Global mma style!

[quote:f216f4aaf8="Aaron Suave"]Im sure kato love it though. you know with her thing for Gay men and all. Bzob you ever get stuck watching Will and Grace?[/quote:f216f4aaf8]

hahahaha he only seen it once damn it!... I dont watch that show....anymore..ahem...but we have watched sex in the city and he admits to liking it so stop it!...lol

kato, that list has just ruined **** for me...first Santa, now ****...what else? No Tooth fairy?

[quote:1ac2121315="seldomTap"]kato, that list has just ruined **** for me...first Santa, now ****...what else? No Tooth fairy?[/quote:1ac2121315]

sorry seldom, I am afraid the girl that took her teeth out to give head in Aaron **** used to be the tooth fairy...so sorry

[quote:c5c4adbe03]hahahaha he only seen it once damn it!... I dont watch that show....anymore..ahem...but we have watched sex in the city and he admits to liking it so stop it!...lol[/quote:c5c4adbe03]

hey, better then telenovellas. at least he can follow it. Every guy gets stuck watching some **** and I can imagine you have to compromise when your married. for christ sakes Kato my ex used to rent the Mari Mar series from blockbuster!

I've never watched soaps english or spanish ones, they are horrid. they actually make me laugh and I tend to act out the part...specially mexican soaps they are soooo bad, the only good thing is that they actually end not like the ones here...lol

sex in the city makes me laugh, but sometimes it get boring, how hard can it be for women that in touch with their sexuality to actually get laid? lol

Sex in the city broads are a bunch a whinny *****es. try being a Fat chick in a world pre-dominatly filled with shallow men.

I like Sex and The City.

Alot of people do. Its just like that old show "My so called life" where we had to hear Claire Danes complain about being ugly. I would hit Sarah Jessica Parker without a doubt. She shouldnt have a hard time.

I like Samantha, she just makes me laugh so hard!!!!

me too!!

How about when she bought them all dildos molded after the **** star she was seeing!???

I love Samantha and all women like her...if not for Samantha types, I am sure I would still be an awkward virgin

lol, I like the time when Richard gave her that pearled thong and she was running up the stairs with them on..lol, and the time when she was trying not to have sex and she wanted to do it with the Yoga instructor...hahahaha

HAHAHAHA...How about when she was ****ing the fireman???

[quote:c49673a7b6="Allison"]HAHAHAHA...How about when she was ****ing the fireman???[/quote:c49673a7b6]

damn I think I missed that one :(

All she wanted was to have sex in the firetruck..Then when they were goign at it, the alarm sounds and all the firemen come running out.

[quote:77c989a8f1="Allison"]All she wanted was to have sex in the firetruck..Then when they were goign at it, the alarm sounds and all the firemen come running out.[/quote:77c989a8f1]

hahahahaha...I can just picture it...lol

ROFLMFAO

[quote:c56ecb7294="Kato"]8. Women always orgasm when men do. [/quote:c56ecb7294]


If it happens in ****, how come it doesn't happen in my house?

lol the most amazing **** i ever seen is there is a dude using a broom in the streets..and then this chick comes by and then they start talking a lol there is a mattress in the middle of the sidewalk and they start ****ing...****ing A!! Mattresses in the sidewalk.

THE PENETRATOR!!!!! that movie rules

Girl"you can't go on and pentrate poeple like that"
The penetrator"Why?"
Girl" you just can't, it's wrong"
The penetrator "Why?"

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy ****s.

11. People in the 70s couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your **** in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's ****s.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's ****, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. *******s are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a **** there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Those are words of wisdom

What I learned from lemonparty.org:

1. Life does not end at age 65

2. 2 lovers>1

3. That guy working the camera is missing out on all the fun...

http://y.wimp.com/p/destroyer.jpg

:hijacked:

ttting 3 year old threads rules.

Niels really supports lemonparty.org, this is like the 3rd thread I've seen him mention it in. I wonder how many people have checked it out....

**** sucks! I'm just not into it, so please don't attack me for my opinion.

**** doesnt suck *******. j/k
**** sucks! I'm just not into it, so please don't attack me for my opinion.

**** doesnt suck *******. j/kHey ****face, I said that's my opinion, if you don't agree with it, then don't attack me. Now go on & jerkoff!

Hey ****face, I said that's my opinion, if you don't agree with it, then don't attack me. Now go on & jerkoff!

lol **** face ? why u jocking me hhaha...

btw: 17. Asian men don't exist.

thats true lmao

lol **** face ? why u jocking me hhaha...

btw: 17. Asian men don't exist.

thats true lmaoI'm not Asian you ******. You are the raciest Mexican that loves burritos up your ass. Stop using my words. Come with a new word you ****ing burrito lover.

who does not like **** and is a dude, thats unheard of

I'm not Asian you ******. You are the raciest Mexican that loves burritos up your ass. Stop using my words. Come with a new word you ****ing burrito lover.

i wasnt saying it to you **** face :D

i wasnt saying it to you **** face :DI bet you love some burrito ****. I always new you love burrito's up your ass. Now go **** yourself with some burritos. ****face come with a new word.

I bet you love some burrito ****. I always new you love burrito's up your ass. Now go **** yourself with some burritos. ****face come with a new word.

i like burritos, just not up my ass ;)

i like burritos, just not up my ass ;)Just delete "JUST NOT" I know you want to.

Classic list! **** is our savior.

there were some mad old school names. creed resurected some mad ****

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy ****s.

11. People in the 70s couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your **** in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's ****s.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's ****, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. *******s are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a **** there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
kato are you a real female

....That was a good bump. That list was awesome. That chick really knows her ****.

And of course, Kato, (I'll pretend you still post here) we know that those are all accurate.




I miss you!!

Very funny list. :p

Anyone remember seeing that "Friends" episode where Joey and Chandler got free **** and they watched it for a few days straight. Then they were like "The pizza delivery girl brought my pizza and she didn't want a quick **** for a tip" lol

And of course, Kato, (I'll pretend you still post here) we know that those are all accurate.




I miss you!!

Why doesn't she post here anymore?

She's busy starting her own colony of Anglo-Venezolanas..

She's busy starting her own colony of Anglo-Venezolanas..

Is that some kind of a marshmellow cereal?

And of course, Kato, (I'll pretend you still post here) we know that those are all accurate.




I miss you!!


I miss her too!!! :(

I miss her too!!! :(

To be honest...I even miss her :o