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* FeistyWench *
06-25-2006, 05:33 PM
you have been granted 3 wishes. they could be anything but a wish for more wishes. i am sure that health, wealth, and fame would be top choices, but i'd like you to really give it some thought and think about what you would want, as if the wish could actually come true. it does not have to be for a tangible thing. it could just be to change something that has happened in history or for something abstract...



so give it some thought and share your 3 wishes. :cool:

K-DOGG
06-25-2006, 05:37 PM
you have been granted 3 wishes. they could be anything but a wish for more wishes. i am sure that health, wealth, and fame would be top choices, but i'd like you to really give it some thought and think about what you would want, as if the wish could actually come true. it does not have to be for a tangible thing. it could just be to change something that has happened in history or for something abstract...



so give it some thought and share your 3 wishes. :cool:


Hmmm. Well, I'm going to have to think on these; but off the cuff the "believer" in me would Wish to sit down for a day or so and have a talk with the real Jesus and get his perspective straight from his own mouth.

Second wish would probably be to have one more day with my dad who died back in 1993 to get his advice on some stuff.

Third....have to think about.

K-DOGG
06-25-2006, 05:53 PM
Oops...need to clarify that wishes # 1 & 2 are under the presumption that I have not died, myself. :D

* FeistyWench *
06-25-2006, 06:04 PM
Oops...need to clarify that wishes # 1 & 2 are under the presumption that I have not died, myself. :D
of course. :D :cool:

Crumble
06-25-2006, 07:33 PM
1. Make everyone good looking = that way everyone would find their true soul mate. Far too much stock are put in looks me included I have been out with some really boring good looking girls.

2. Get rid of the concept of addiction. Thus making it impossible to get addicted to anything.

3. Make water taste sweet.

jordan29728
06-25-2006, 07:39 PM
#1 I would wish for 100 billion dollars NO TAXES everyone always seems to forget that

#2 Own a country of my picking, any place any time.

#3 Marry Vida Guerra and make her a mute, and make her a slut for me

Crumble
06-25-2006, 07:45 PM
I would wish for 100 billion dollars NO TAXES everyone always seems to forget that

I might have a concept of communism that works lol.

TheHoff!
06-25-2006, 07:58 PM
1. I would wish for England to win the world cup. But then once England did win the world cup i would forever be left to wonder about whether they might of won the world cup without me making that wish and then I'd of wasted a perfectly good wish. So actually **** that.

1. I wish to **** that the doctor is wrong and i dont have osteo arthiritus in my bastard right knee.

2. Take Vida Guerra away from the evil clutches of jordan29728 and into my loving arms. And give her her voice back. It aint no fun if i cant hear her moan.

3. I'm having seconds thoughts about England now. What if they dont win the world cup and I'll know forever that by making one wish they would of won the cup. So yeah...England win the world cup.

jordan29728
06-25-2006, 08:05 PM
the mute part was so i wouldnt have to listen to her talk :eek:

TheHoff!
06-25-2006, 08:10 PM
the mute part was so i wouldnt have to listen to her talk
Well then it's a good ****ing job I've saved her from you.

jordan29728
06-25-2006, 08:12 PM
i would steal her back by buying an army with 10 billion.

Crumble
06-25-2006, 08:13 PM
****ing hell Jordan, you could just wish she was obsessed with you and thus always ready and willing.

jordan29728
06-25-2006, 08:15 PM
good idea....

TheHoff!
06-25-2006, 08:16 PM
i would steal her back by buying an army with 10 billion.
You mean the 10 billion that slimz is giving away in the Limey lounge. Nah, you might as well forget about that mate. I'm gonna win the 10 bill myself and give it away to a cattery.

TheHoff!
06-25-2006, 08:17 PM
good idea....
Too late, she's all mine. I'm gonna celebrate England winning the world cup by shagging her senseless.

* FeistyWench *
06-25-2006, 08:18 PM
1. discover/invent the cure for all cancer and cancer-liked diseases. i would want the cure to be something incredibly simple and cheap to produce so everyone could afford it.
i would really just like to be remembered in history for having had made a difference.

2. for all acts of violence (against other humans - rape, murder, assault, war, etc.) to never exist.

3. not sure yet, but thinking it would somehow be about helping my friends and family....(success, health, and happines for my loved ones - something along those lines)

Crumble
06-25-2006, 08:19 PM
If my wishes were true all women would be hot anyway and you guys would be fighting over one hot chick when there is another billion or so out there

TheHoff!
06-25-2006, 08:22 PM
If my wishes were true all women would be hot anyway and you guys would be fighting over one hot chick when there is another billion or so out there
Ah **** me, and here I was worrying about wasting a wish on england. Now i've wasted one on Vida Guerra. :(

Jordan you can have her mate, I'm changing my wishes.

Crumble
06-25-2006, 08:25 PM
I thought about me wishes lol.......I dunno about the making water sweet thing though it is not very useful. But it'd make me happy, water is so boring.

* FeistyWench *
06-25-2006, 08:27 PM
I thought about me wishes lol.......I dunno about the making water sweet thing though it is not very useful. But it'd make me happy, water is so boring.
there is already a such thing as sweet flavored water. lol! ;)

Crumble
06-25-2006, 08:31 PM
yeah but not on tap........people would be happier if we all had sweet water on tap. We'd be on a sugar high all the time.

jordan29728
06-25-2006, 08:33 PM
1. discover/invent the cure for all cancer and cancer-liked diseases. i would want the cure to be something incredibly simple and cheap to produce so everyone could afford it.
i would really just like to be remembered in history for having had made a difference.

2. for all acts of violence (against other humans - rape, murder, assault, war, etc.) to never exist.

3. not sure yet, but thinking it would somehow be about helping my friends and family....
aids is alot worse than cancer.

Crumble
06-25-2006, 08:36 PM
aids is alot worse than cancer.

yeah but aids can erradicated simply by raising awareness. Cancer just happens, to 1 in 3 of us, no matter what. Seeming as these are wishes my sweet water cures all diseases lol. Job done.

marvdave
06-25-2006, 09:20 PM
#1-success and happiness for my children

#2-cure for cancer

#3-116-112, 115-113, 115-113 all in favor of Hagler ...vs Leonard :)

platinummatt
06-26-2006, 02:50 PM
Hmmm. Well, I'm going to have to think on these; but off the cuff the "believer" in me would Wish to sit down for a day or so and have a talk with the real Jesus and get his perspective straight from his own mouth.

Second wish would probably be to have one more day with my dad who died back in 1993 to get his advice on some stuff.

Third....have to think about.
aww thats touching, you all have really good ideas, Straight from jesus's mouth itd be good to hear that and ask some questions. We ought to make the most of the time we have with our parents and remember we are not immortal - I should do this. Great post.

K-DOGG
06-26-2006, 02:50 PM
Hmmm. Well, I'm going to have to think on these; but off the cuff the "believer" in me would Wish to sit down for a day or so and have a talk with the real Jesus and get his perspective straight from his own mouth.

Second wish would probably be to have one more day with my dad who died back in 1993 to get his advice on some stuff.

Third....have to think about.


Okay...#3: I'd wish that every single human being on the planet, as soon as they met a new person, would immediately see life through their eyes (figuratively).

K-DOGG
06-26-2006, 02:51 PM
aww thats touching, you all have really good ideas, Straight from jesus's mouth itd be good to hear that and ask some questions. We ought to make the most of the time we have with our parents and remember we are not immortal - I should do this. Great post.

Thank you.

phallus
06-27-2006, 06:59 PM
my three wishes would be:

1. to give bettie page a mixed race baby

2. to give tasty wench a mixed race baby

3. to give snake charmer a mixed race baby

BrooklynBomber
06-27-2006, 08:49 PM
1) Always being able to learn from other's mistakes
2) Alwasy be able to understand what message peope really bring
3) Let me think about it.

MANGLER
01-07-2010, 02:56 AM
you have been granted 3 wishes. they could be anything but a wish for more wishes. i am sure that health, wealth, and fame would be top choices, but i'd like you to really give it some thought and think about what you would want, as if the wish could actually come true. it does not have to be for a tangible thing. it could just be to change something that has happened in history or for something abstract...



so give it some thought and share your 3 wishes. :cool:

Fantasy ****:

Invincible; immune to sickness and pain
Ageless; never get old
***** on command; any ***** I want appears at the snap of a finger

Realer ****:

Billionaire; self explanatory. I never work anotha day I don't want to
Repentance; kinda fantasy, but I'd luv to redo some past mistakes
Peace; no more wars