View Full Version : Englands fallig apart


platinummatt
06-25-2006, 09:05 AM
Dont deny it - we have happy slappers, groups of youths attacking people and so many other problems. What can we do to stop this? Inforce a law saying cream tea must be consumed at 4 o clock and people must play cricket on sundays?

MickyHatton
06-25-2006, 10:05 AM
Dont deny it - we have happy slappers, groups of youths attacking people and so many other problems. What can we do to stop this? Inforce a law saying cream tea must be consumed at 4 o clock and people must play cricket on sundays?

Find another uninhabited island and stick them all on there!

The Noose
06-25-2006, 12:31 PM
Dont deny it - we have happy slappers, groups of youths attacking people and so many other problems. What can we do to stop this? Inforce a law saying cream tea must be consumed at 4 o clock and people must play cricket on sundays?

Hardly falling apart.

There are big problems now, but there have always been.
The problems are just different ones.

TheHoff!
06-25-2006, 01:35 PM
This obsession with chavs, feral youth, happy slapping and all that bollocks has been taken too far. Every generation has had a youth culture or parts of it that have been demonised by the media. MODS and rockers, punks, hippies have all got the same treatment...and the chav thing just seems to be a cheap way to take the piss out of the working classes.

Verstyle
06-25-2006, 01:43 PM
i hope the slap thing comes to america. i'll always do it
:D

Nacho_Analstain
06-25-2006, 05:09 PM
happy slapping,ide hardly say thats a major problem,atleat theyre not killin eachother,things like this r happening bcoz thers nothin else 4 them 2 do,i know thers other things 2 do than go round hittin people but u get my point,and i agree with the steriotype thing,thers always gonna be groups of ppl hangin around causin trouble,but if beer and drugs wernt so easy 2 get at maybe that wud help

Crumble
06-25-2006, 05:26 PM
MODS and rockers,

yeah man. England would be a much nicer place if the youth of today and split into two teams, then went to Brighton and kicked the **** out of eachother every bank holiday.

Seriously though in a country of 40 plus million people law of averages says 1 in 4 people is an arsehole. This aint New Zealand!

The Noose
06-25-2006, 07:02 PM
Id say the Happy Slap **** is on its way out anyway.

Anyone remember a similar fad back in the early 90's, it was like happy slapping but it was inspired by a tv commerical for Tango orange drink.

Back then we had no mobile phone cameras to record the slaps.


A big fat bald orange man runs up to a guy drinking Tango and slaps him hard. And then we start slapping each other! lol.
Those were the days!

TheHoff!
06-25-2006, 07:09 PM
Yeah they changed that tango advert after cause kids was getting ruptured eardrums and **** from a severe tangoing.

Those were indeed the days :D

Crumble
06-25-2006, 07:13 PM
man I missed the tango days. There was a phase in at my school when 'nutmeg rush' was king. We raised the stakes and played with a tennis ball and made it illegal to close your legs, a kid ended up in the medical room everyday.

I got a ruptured eardrum from a punch, how hard where these kids slapping eachother lol.

platinummatt
06-26-2006, 03:42 PM
Id say the Happy Slap **** is on its way out anyway.

Anyone remember a similar fad back in the early 90's, it was like happy slapping but it was inspired by a tv commerical for Tango orange drink.

Back then we had no mobile phone cameras to record the slaps.


A big fat bald orange man runs up to a guy drinking Tango and slaps him hard. And then we start slapping each other! lol.
Those were the days!
Ye hthen they changed it to kissing, and happy slapping has gone from slapping to just attacking people, and people ave been killed, knife attacks have increased, 100s of prisoners are out when they shouldnt be, old people get stabbed in the back wtf is going on

Crumble
06-26-2006, 06:05 PM
100s of prisoners are out when they shouldnt be,

you sound like my grandad, who is also incidently well up for reintroducing the death penalty.

The Noose
06-26-2006, 08:42 PM
Ye hthen they changed it to kissing, and happy slapping has gone from slapping to just attacking people, and people ave been killed, knife attacks have increased, 100s of prisoners are out when they shouldnt be, old people get stabbed in the back wtf is going on

THE END IS NIGH!

Crumble
06-26-2006, 09:03 PM
for real.......

Nacho_Analstain
06-26-2006, 09:11 PM
ppl will do things that not even governments can stop,american gangs kill eachother everyday,the governments can have theyre say,they will have no effect tho,the little problems in the uk 2day,can only b stopped by the problems themselfs,most problems now are caused by poverty,and that cant b stopped,we have seen efforts,it doesnt work,ther is 2 much broke down areas,wars and social dissagreements will carry on,no matter wot

The Noose
06-27-2006, 09:46 AM
for real.......

init

init init init

Shanus
06-27-2006, 12:20 PM
It's hardly safe to walk the streets at night, even if you're not on your own.

The night influences chavs and wannabe's to climb out of their drain pipes and manholes to start trouble.

No doubt every chav is carrying whenever he starts on someone, and Britain is ****ed up, I live in Cardiff and I know what it's like to get in trouble with a group of people, for doing **** all.

And happy slapping started up in my school, it evolved from slapping, to fly kicking people in the head, and rugby tackling someone to the ground, and a group of people kicking them in.

One kid had his nose broken from getting kicked to the ground, and landing face first. I feel ashamed to say it was a friend of mine who did it.

Anyway, point of the story...


GET BLAIRE OUT.

The Noose
06-27-2006, 03:33 PM
GET BLAIRE OUT.

And then??

Shanus
06-27-2006, 04:12 PM
Conservative.

TheHoff!
06-28-2006, 06:11 PM
Conservative.
Well that will change precisely **** all.

Tiger Uppercut
07-01-2006, 01:47 PM
england are out of the world cup.

fuk u scolari!!!!!! :( :(