GhosT^x0
12-02-2002, 04:46 PM
... please make sure that your badge / work photo ID is not fastened to the pants that are around your ankles, and visible underneath the divider seperating you from the stall to the left or right.
Because of Xao in Accounting's failure to comply with this rule. I will forever associate the sounds of the bombs this man dropped with his face whenever I see him. Holy ****ing christ, I didn't think sounds like that could come out of an asian ass. Aren't asians supposed to be little and disciplined and stuff? This man could win the mother****in nobel prize at this point, and all I will remember him for is **** noises.
Don't be like Xao.
Wushu
12-02-2002, 04:51 PM
Sounds like Xao had a case of the green apple splatters
ParazIT
12-02-2002, 06:18 PM
maybe he just wanted you to notice him....
seldomTap
12-02-2002, 06:44 PM
Thanks Dave, I wll keep that in mind...I love nothing better than laying big, fat turds at work that cause the floor to be evacuated...I will ensure I display good management of name tag from now on!
realkaps
12-02-2002, 06:49 PM
I cant **** at work or in public restrooms......
seldomTap
12-02-2002, 07:34 PM
No such problems for me...if my bowels decide it is time...**** it, it si time, aint no holding back the thunder
realkaps
12-02-2002, 07:39 PM
I tried doing the "hover" before but that wasnt good at all......
James Fulton
12-02-2002, 09:13 PM
I am the same as seldomtap, except I guarantee mine smell at least 44% worse.
seldomTap
12-02-2002, 09:25 PM
[quote:ffc70dc620="James Fulton"]I am the same as seldomtap, except I guarantee mine smell at least 44% worse.[/quote:ffc70dc620]
I will take that challenge! I have written testimony to both the size and POTENCY of my crap...it has been known to peel paint off of walls. In fact Saddam Hussein called last week and asked if he could have a sample of my **** to make new chemical weapons from...I knocked the dirty ****er back, my poo is patriotic!
Napol
12-03-2002, 02:29 AM
alright thats some funny ****!! bu ti have to admit, i have had to drop some bombs like that at work before. the best was in high school!! not my dean, but my principles office was right by the ****ter in the main office of the school. we werent supposed to use that ****ter, but its the onlyone i would use considering the restrooms at el toro high were straight ****in nasty. ask tony and adam. well since that the guy is a total dick, i would take the biggest smelliest **** i could!!! not flush, dont turn on the fan, and leave the door open!!! :-D
Big_Papa
12-03-2002, 08:21 AM
lmfao...you guys are hilarious.
Kimura
12-03-2002, 10:00 AM
What's up with all this anti-Asian sentiment?
box_banger
12-03-2002, 11:34 AM
after i spackle the bowl at work, i tip toe out of the ****house like a thief in the night. of course there's all kinds of rotties here and you dont want to be introduced to them as the bathroom assassin from the other day.