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11-15-2002, 07:08 PM
has afforded me way too many laughs to deny that, while sites like Rotten.com have hardened me, I've laughed more than I've been grossed out.

Like the fact that crack sites always advertise the raunchiest **** sites you could possibly imagine.


You guys here make me laugh way too hard most of the time. I'm feeling in a good mood and wanted to tell you guys these things before it passes.

[color=green:b0957916e8]Ensanity[/color:b0957916e8] makes me laugh so hard (even though I never click on your links) with your jokes and replies. [color=blue:b0957916e8]Kato[/color:b0957916e8], with every passing picture makes me consider the flight to Michigan even more plausible :twisted:. It's great that [color=green:b0957916e8]Squezze[/color:b0957916e8] doesn't understand half of my slang *cough* canadian *cough* yet still aims me a lot. [color=blue:b0957916e8]Tony[/color:b0957916e8]- Kielbasa, that is all I have to say. [color=green:b0957916e8]Adam[/color:b0957916e8] - the fact that you have begged me before to tell you a short joke makes you instant rockstar, and you are mexican, so viva la raza!

I've talked to [color=blue:b0957916e8]Tanner[/color:b0957916e8] like twice, and the fact that he already had me talking about smoking refries was pretty neato, plus he hates me, along with all the rest of you. Yes, ask him, he hates you.

[color=green:b0957916e8]Waylander[/color:b0957916e8]'s Homer av makes me horny,
[color=blue:b0957916e8]Bella[/color:b0957916e8] is beautiful
[color=green:b0957916e8]Money[/color:b0957916e8], you used to make me laugh, does that count?
[color=blue:b0957916e8]NHW[/color:b0957916e8], you are going to be that old man everyone hides their kids from, if you aren't already.
[color=green:b0957916e8]LSG[/color:b0957916e8] will come back, and when she does I will still have this $#$% bottle of whipped cream for her.
[color=blue:b0957916e8]Azngrl[/color:b0957916e8] makes satan happy, so he aint out killing people, that's always a plus
[color=green:b0957916e8]Hockeyfighter[/color:b0957916e8]'s sister and I look alike
[color=blue:b0957916e8]Bzob[/color:b0957916e8] is taking care of my woman until I can get there
[color=green:b0957916e8]Pal[/color:b0957916e8], I know something about you even Parazit doesnt... :P
[color=blue:b0957916e8]Parazit[/color:b0957916e8], I dont mind you at all. :) actually, quit following me around saying, "SCORE HOJAK"

and of course, my love, [color=indigo:b0957916e8]Dave[/color:b0957916e8]. You make my day, week, month, and past year like no one else can, you make me smile like no one else can, you make me moan like no one else can (DID I JUST SAY THAT? DAMN RIGHT I DID)


If I didn't mention you, I'm sorry, I forget stuff. If you've posted on this board more than like two times, I have something to say to you, trust me, so like reply and let me know I've hurt your feelings. and I'll bust out.

GhosT^x0
11-15-2002, 07:11 PM
I love this woman. :)

Purity
11-15-2002, 07:14 PM
yay. great

ParazIT
11-15-2002, 07:18 PM
Hey Im in there :D

Tammy
11-15-2002, 07:19 PM
[quote:4e73161f4d="mami"]
[color=blue:4e73161f4d]Azngrl[/color:4e73161f4d] makes satan happy, so he aint out killing people, that's always a plus.[/quote:4e73161f4d]

You guys are too valuable for me to sent a psychotic killer to you.

Btw, you are gorgeous!!

zioxoiz
11-15-2002, 07:20 PM
I just dont kill as many people....

Tammy
11-15-2002, 07:22 PM
stfu Bux, you wouldn't harm a fly and you know it.

zioxoiz
11-15-2002, 07:22 PM
yeah flies are cool with me, people on the other hand, they can die.

ensanity
11-15-2002, 07:24 PM
aaawwww shucks...you made me blush, and thats impossilbe!

CrashZero
11-15-2002, 07:41 PM
i guess ill be the grumpy one at the moment....


[img:f59209fc33]http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/whoopdee****ingdo.gif[/img:f59209fc33]

CrashZero
11-15-2002, 07:42 PM
[quote:5be70193fd="ParazIT"]Hey Im in there :D[/quote:5be70193fd]


[img:5be70193fd]http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/retard2.jpg[/img:5be70193fd]

ParazIT
11-15-2002, 07:44 PM
somebody is mad becouse he wasn't in there...don't worry, I'll give you a vid
[img:3b374117f5]http://members.rogers.com/fuct/kerrkiss.gif[/img:3b374117f5]
A little romo-erotics for you....

CrashZero
11-15-2002, 07:50 PM
hahaha that pic is classic...I never thought of kerr as romo until that. Im just messin with u's tho...

ParazIT
11-15-2002, 07:51 PM
you never thought Kerr was romo??? Have you ever heard him speak? :D

Kimura
11-15-2002, 09:02 PM
So this is my punishment for hardly posting on your threads. Well payback's a *****! I wanna thank mugsy, Tony, Tanner, wondermut, James, buxx, Waylander, pal, Allison, lil surfer girl, tuffguy, academia, AZN, Bella, kaps, ensanity, Hockey, Aaron, Kato, piedra, Bzob, chelsea, shooto, HCT, wushu, even Ghost. If I missed anybody, too bad! :twisted:

ParazIT
11-15-2002, 09:04 PM
I still don't like you...

Kimura
11-15-2002, 09:05 PM
[quote:0f97d43dfe="ParazIT"]I still don't like you...[/quote:0f97d43dfe] :twisted: *evil laugh*

ParazIT
11-15-2002, 09:06 PM
I'll send you this romo-erotic clip for laughing at me..
[img:4c9523fe3a]http://members.rogers.com/fuct/kerrkiss.gif[/img:4c9523fe3a]

Kimura
11-15-2002, 09:08 PM
[quote:39030267bc="ParazIT"]I'll send you this romo-erotic clip for laughing at me..
[img:39030267bc]http://members.rogers.com/fuct/kerrkiss.gif[/img:39030267bc][/quote:39030267bc]that clip really turns you on, doesn't it?

ParazIT
11-15-2002, 09:10 PM
yeah, isn't it doing it for you? or do you need dirtier stuff?

Kimura
11-15-2002, 09:13 PM
[quote:5c68570914="ParazIT"]yeah, isn't it doing it for you? or do you need dirtier stuff?[/quote:5c68570914]Women would be better, don't you think?

ParazIT
11-15-2002, 09:16 PM
women?? why??

DOGGx0
11-15-2002, 10:06 PM
Mami,

thanks for the kind words. you ****in kick ass!!!
you ****in rockstar!

Kimura
11-15-2002, 10:07 PM
mugsy, you invisible bastard!

Zen
11-15-2002, 10:31 PM
You betta recognize, tha D O Double Gizzle(formerly SilentBlade) wants to get his props. Damn I'm feelin left out! But das aight, you can just make a guest appearance in my next Snoop Dogg Girls Gone Wild Video to make up for it. peace

James Fulton
11-15-2002, 10:34 PM
mami = forgetful

kimura = rememberer

Squezze
11-15-2002, 11:40 PM
I actually got mentioned in one of these "list" threads. I guess this makes me


<----rockstar, or some ****.


BLOW FRICKIN POPS~! WHAT? WHAT?

11-16-2002, 03:16 AM
Squezze. You love to torment me. and everytime you do, I say

[img:2f264e77c6]http://home.earthlink.net/~princessalaina/cc.gif[/img:2f264e77c6]

RECOGNIZE *****

CrashZero
11-16-2002, 04:49 PM
man, I heard kerr speak before, anyone remeber "this for you, and you and you *high pitch kicks in* and all of you!!!" youknow I was hinted he was romo from that but I thought he had mike tyson syndrome, such a badass MF that is voice couldnt meet his persona. At leaste mike tyson only had the romo voice....

Kimura
11-17-2002, 01:42 AM
[quote:6ad12044eb="James Fulton"]mami = forgetful

kimura = rememberer[/quote:6ad12044eb]You're damn right I remembered my boy, James!

HockeyFighter
11-17-2002, 02:26 AM
Alright Maimi are you sure your first name isn't Lindsey because you seem to type like my sister talks sometimes. It scares me.

lil'surfer girl
11-17-2002, 02:33 AM
So where's the whipped cream??

I am back and ready for some Mod-to-Mod action :mrgreen:

11-17-2002, 02:56 AM
Snoop Dogg, I'm sorry I left you out, I was really unsure about who you were. lol. You are ultimate rockstar status because you started that truth or dare thread, and it had to have been like the most sucessful one, since I went to like 2309484 pages in one day. Plus I got to read all about my baby in it, which always makes me happy :)

LSG- I'm glad to see you back, everyone was missing you big time :)

Zen
11-17-2002, 05:39 PM
[quote:7243a2dcfb="mami"]Snoop Dogg, I'm sorry I left you out, I was really unsure about who you were. lol. You are ultimate rockstar status because you started that truth or dare thread, and it had to have been like the most sucessful one, since I went to like 2309484 pages in one day. Plus I got to read all about my baby in it, which always makes me happy :)

LSG- I'm glad to see you back, everyone was missing you big time :)[/quote:7243a2dcfb]


:D thanks, your new av rocks

Zen
11-17-2002, 05:40 PM
[quote:1df2a917c6="lil'surfer girl"]So where's the whipped cream??

I am back and ready for some Mod-to-Mod action :mrgreen:[/quote:1df2a917c6]


can I tape it and put it in my next Snoop Dogg Girls Gone Wild video?

ParazIT
11-17-2002, 05:50 PM
ohh please let him do that...

11-17-2002, 10:22 PM
[quote:e0d9eb0f1f="James Fulton"]mami = forgetful

kimura = rememberer[/quote:e0d9eb0f1f]

NO way! NOt forgetful, just building up the drama to your recognition. That's right. Belive that

See the cool thing is you can like totally get away with super nasty things that no one else could. If I were to say, "I almost spit coffee outta my nostrils," Adam would be like, BANNED. And that's cool

Kimura
11-17-2002, 11:45 PM
[quote:463796e9e5="mami"][quote:463796e9e5="James Fulton"]mami = forgetful

kimura = rememberer[/quote:463796e9e5]

NO way! NOt forgetful, just building up the drama to your recognition. That's right. Belive that

See the cool thing is you can like totally get away with super nasty things that no one else could. If I were to say, "I almost spit coffee outta my nostrils," Adam would be like, BANNED. And that's cool[/quote:463796e9e5]What does that mean?

Bella
11-17-2002, 11:49 PM
Thank you Alaina.

11-17-2002, 11:54 PM
That was Jame's recognition


Recognize

Kimura
11-17-2002, 11:56 PM
[quote:55f932c26c="mami"]That was Jame's recognition


Recognize[/quote:55f932c26c]oh, ok

pål johnsen
11-18-2002, 02:40 AM
omg.. when i first saw that i got scared! but now i know what it is! and maybe araz know! im not sure... LOL

Kato
11-18-2002, 09:28 AM
:lol: ...

I agree with you Mami...this place makes my working days go by faster.