Since nudity is allowed, most of you are probably jerking off in between posting.

true

I jerk off as I post

Me too azn

I keep dave under my desk during posting...

oooh did I just say that?

DAMN RIGHT I DID

I only get to post when Waylander lets me come up for air.

I am using my boner to type this.....

me and my hand, femals rottie forums and a bag o weed

Actually, the only time when I'm not masturbating is when I'm posting. The rest of my time is spent masturbating. Constantly.

you forgot your awesome advertising banner coding skills, Adam

[quote:5cdd1c8c79="mami"]you forgot your awesome advertising banner coding skills, Adam[/quote:5cdd1c8c79]

oh yeah thats right, jerk! :P

just looking out for la raza, holmes

viva la raza! viva la rasa!

<--- mexican southpark guy. Mugsey Bouges.

[quote:d900a111ab="kaps"]I am using my boner to type this.....[/quote:d900a111ab]


LMAO

I don't do that..... it's dirty.....

And your point is kain?

I can rub one out anytime I want.

[img:938ef62642]http://store5.yimg.com/I/villagestreetwear_1715_187203237[/img:938ef62642]

nuff said :lol:

If it is not a crime then when you walked in on me this morning why did you say "BUSTED" ?

[quote:8e0ecb2541="Bzob"]If it is not a crime then when you walked in on me this morning why did you say "BUSTED" ?[/quote:8e0ecb2541]

no..what I meant was "busted" as an you just busted and were unaware

hahahahaha...*wipes tears*...hahaha

Do you 2 ever stop?

I think you meant i want you to bust that nut on my...........never mind

Kato, you didnt walk in and offer to "take care of it for him" while wearing a strict librarian's getup and glasses???

Thats what always happens in ****... :?

[quote:55e4056299="Allison"]Kato, you didnt walk in and offer to "take care of it for him" while wearing a strict librarian's getup and glasses???

Thats what always happens in ****... :?[/quote:55e4056299]


it was all over with, too late or too soon...lol depends who is looking at the situation...

[quote:be46000f18="kimura"]Do you 2 ever stop?[/quote:be46000f18]

nope...lol

yeah when we stop, she wants to cuddle and i am falling asleep

LOL

[quote:e2cae118b7="Bzob"]yeah when we stop, she wants to cuddle and i am falling asleep[/quote:e2cae118b7]

cuddle?..cuddle? lol, pleeeeaasseee...lol

I negotiate usually. Ill stay up and cuddle if she sleeps in the wet spot.

[quote:d16d45dd08="Aaron Suave"]I negotiate usually. Ill stay up and cuddle if she sleeps in the wet spot.[/quote:d16d45dd08]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[quote:1359d4d850="Aaron Suave"]I negotiate usually. Ill stay up and cuddle if she sleeps in the wet spot.[/quote:1359d4d850]

we share the wet spot lol,

sometimes aim for the body,face or preferably the ass. I even wipe it off her with whatever garment is laying about and handy. I do it not for me but for the sake of no wet spot.

How the hell do you share the wet spot? that must be one helluva Spot to be occupied by two people.

[quote:dfb0aeb3c5="Aaron Suave"]sometimes aim for the body,face or preferably the ass. I even wipe it off her with whatever garment is laying about and handy. I do it not for me but for the sake of no wet spot.

How the hell do you share the wet spot? that must be one helluva Spot to be occupied by two people.[/quote:dfb0aeb3c5]

:oops: It is true we share the mamoth wet spot, and now that winter is coming it is going to be cold again :(

omfg

lol

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah

between "Then why did you say BUSTED" and "I negotiate her sleeping in the wet spot"

omg I laughed way too hard. lol hahahahahahahahahaha

[quote:63dd354618="Bzob"][quote:63dd354618="Aaron Suave"]sometimes aim for the body,face or preferably the ass. I even wipe it off her with whatever garment is laying about and handy. I do it not for me but for the sake of no wet spot.

How the hell do you share the wet spot? that must be one helluva Spot to be occupied by two people.[/quote:63dd354618]

:oops: It is true we share the mamoth wet spot, and now that winter is coming it is going to be cold again :([/quote:63dd354618]

its different this year love we are in the bedroom that is warmest in the house..lol

its different this year love we are in the bedroom that is warmest in the house..lol[/quote]

It sounds good on paper accept you steal the covers and through your leg over me (wich is not bad) but for some reason i can not do that to you? also now that kato got herself pregnant we do not fit in the bed anymore :P :P :P :P

[quote:484fffea9f="mami"]omfg

lol

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah

between "Then why did you say BUSTED" and "I negotiate her sleeping in the wet spot"

omg I laughed way too hard. lol hahahahahahahahahaha[/quote:484fffea9f]


lol, dont you love this no-nonsense sex talk that happens in this forum? lol
we should call it reality forum! lol

its different this year love we are in the bedroom that is warmest in the house..lol[/quote:c198017aed]

It sounds good on paper accept you steal the covers and through your leg over me (wich is not bad) but for some reason i can not do that to you? also now that kato got herself pregnant we do not fit in the bed anymore :P :P :P :P

Yes...its true, his monster cum was in bed when I layed in it and it empregnated me as I slept!... :roll:

You are the cover thief! you weight 304lbs do the math, your leg weighs more then mine and...mind you... I wrap my leg around the body pillow not you! liar liar pants on fire

Bzob weights 304 pounds? Holy **** man, you must be eating your Chupa Chups or something.


I smell a rat here. Who be editin my posts? HUH? That was supposed to say "Wheaties" not "Chupa chups".

I was only 301 at the Vetranarians the other day.Kato is always exagerating. Down with ghetto chup chups, I support blow pops baby.

[quote:314f889cd3="Squezze"]Bzob weights 304 pounds? Holy **** man, you must be eating your Chupa Chups or something.[/quote:314f889cd3]

lol, he is 6.4 and solid, he is one strong mf...
grrrr he is beautiful!
[/img]

[img:f38c61c5d7]http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/cf9cdd8c/bc/__hr_2ofusa.jpg?bcY1T29AM1SdBJBG[/img:f38c61c5d7]

This is little Bzob...

yeah..sorry, I was 3lbs over

Sometimes I just cant stand it when I get smothered while sleeping. I have a weird sleeping habit where I sleep with the blanket over my head. It gets irritating to some of the women I have shared a bed with.

[quote:af26ba3c5b="Aaron Suave"]Sometimes I just cant stand it when I get smothered while sleeping. I have a weird sleeping habit where I sleep with the blanket over my head. It gets irritating to some of the women I have shared a bed with.[/quote:af26ba3c5b]

I hear you...Bzob just grabs all the blankets and curls them under his chin, he puts the big ball of comforter between his arms like a teddy...lol, its true. I sleep with a body pillow since I got pregnant because I have to sleep on my left side, but generally I sleep on my belly with a teddy bear under one arm...lol

I hate fighting over blankets. another thing is its alot warmer with the blankets tucked under you. My ex-girlfriend would take all the blanket and pull it in front of her while her ass was barely covered. whats the sense in that?

lol, he is 6.4 and solid, he is one strong mf...
grrrr he is beautiful!
[/img][/quote]

I am only 6'3 and 1/2. kato takes all the covers and sleeps with her knee in my spine. and if for some reason i find sleep and acually snore she yells at me "BOB!" And i wake up ready to kill and I find out it was Kato ripping me from my slumber like Those guys in matrix being unplugged. i have to leave the room and sleep with the dogs.....I'll show her

[quote:c40f0023c3="Aaron Suave"]I hate fighting over blankets. another thing is its alot warmer with the blankets tucked under you. My ex-girlfriend would take all the blanket and pull it in front of her while her ass was barely covered. whats the sense in that?[/quote:c40f0023c3]

lol that is Bzob does, he doesnt use it to cover with but for comforting..hahahaha

he suffers from Apnea too so you can image what he sounds like when he sleeps lol

Aaron, I sleep completely submerged in blankets,too.

[quote:5acabf823d="Allison"]Aaron, I sleep completely submerged in blankets,too.[/quote:5acabf823d]

ditto

Damn you devil woman

[quote:783320e117="Bzob"]Damn you devil woman[/quote:783320e117]
a kiss for you my love: [img:783320e117]http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/cf9cdd8c/bc/booboo.jpg?bczXNA.AzuqOMpn7[/img:783320e117]

[quote:4ff6124443="Aaron Suave"]I hate fighting over blankets. another thing is its alot warmer with the blankets tucked under you. My ex-girlfriend would take all the blanket and pull it in front of her while her ass was barely covered. whats the sense in that?[/quote:4ff6124443]

Maybe she slept like that so you could slide your ****zilla in her while she was sleeping, I heard chicks like that

[quote:71e60defac="Bzob"][quote:71e60defac="Aaron Suave"]I hate fighting over blankets. another thing is its alot warmer with the blankets tucked under you. My ex-girlfriend would take all the blanket and pull it in front of her while her ass was barely covered. whats the sense in that?[/quote:71e60defac]

Maybe she slept like that so you could slide your ****zilla in her while she was sleeping, I heard chicks like that[/quote:71e60defac]


funny how everyone here now had a ****zilla...hhmmm

[quote:a506c14a02="Kato"][quote:a506c14a02="Bzob"]Damn you devil woman[/quote:a506c14a02]
a kiss for you my love: [img:a506c14a02]http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/cf9cdd8c/bc/booboo.jpg?bczXNA.AzuqOMpn7[/img:a506c14a02][/quote:a506c14a02]

That pic makes me want to grab your ears

[quote:eefefcbe47="Bzob"][quote:eefefcbe47="Kato"][quote:eefefcbe47="Bzob"]Damn you devil woman[/quote:eefefcbe47]
a kiss for you my love: [img:eefefcbe47]http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/cf9cdd8c/bc/booboo.jpg?bczXNA.AzuqOMpn7[/img:eefefcbe47][/quote:eefefcbe47]

That pic makes me want to grab your ears[/quote:eefefcbe47]


you big flirt..grrr tiger...

what about this pic? lol

[img:eefefcbe47]http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/cf9cdd8c/bc/tequila.jpg?bczXNA.AqEytXHE0[/img:eefefcbe47]

That picture makes me never want to drink a whole bottle of Taquilla again

[quote:59a581701e]kato takes all the covers and sleeps with her knee in my spine. [/quote:59a581701e]

that is truly the worse.


[quote:59a581701e]Aaron, I sleep completely submerged in blankets,too.[/quote:59a581701e]

another thing we have in common. It just gets better.


[quote:59a581701e]Maybe she slept like that so you could slide your ****zilla in her while she was sleeping, I heard chicks like that[/quote:59a581701e]


got that right. she had a nice round ass that would just say "id love to be penetrated first thing in the morning" then she would ***** at me for waking her up.

Aaron, next time wake her up like this: [img:ac10631af0]http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/cf9cdd8c/bc/yumm.gif?bczXNA.AaFkVqTV0[/img:ac10631af0] and she will love you forever...lol

I usually liek that suprise for the shower. It really makes it hard to lick the whole area if I force myself to do it and the woman and myself included could have a bit of a dry sweat taste.

I suprise in the shower so I can get the ass too while also rubbing the clit. I have a thing for curvy asses so I go into my "Oral Frenzy"

[quote:e263452776="Aaron Suave"]I usually liek that suprise for the shower. It really makes it hard to lick the whole area if I force myself to do it and the woman and myself included could have a bit of a dry sweat taste.

I suprise in the shower so I can get the ass too while also rubbing the clit. I have a thing for curvy asses so I go into my "Oral Frenzy"[/quote:e263452776]

that whole dry sweat image made me gag...lol

Yeah... it isn't exactly a lovely image.... and I just finished my lunch.

Casualties of war my friend. beats penetrating dry though.

Ugh! That image is both awful and painful!

:? :? :shock:

buuaahhhh.... damn you!...

Dry humping rules

[quote:cb22b4a7e4="Bzob"]Dry humping rules[/quote:cb22b4a7e4]

how would you know? lol well never mind don't tell me

*puts finger in her ears* lalalalallalalallalalalala

What is creepy is that I don't know who I am anymore....

well as long as you have a vagina and a thing for fisting you will never change who you are,lol.

dry penetration? yarrr...

Good point lol. And because most men are randy bastards its probably true.