Here's a list of people getting something from me this Christmas:

James Fulton: ACE personal trainer manual
the artist formerly known as AzNgRL1654: a white bunny
the artist formerly known as majin bux: k y jelly
mugsy bouges: shoes with big lifts
TannerNoBjj: a bottle of Jack Daniels
wondermut: new programming software
Waylander: the best of the Simpsons on video
ensanity: Christina Aguilera
Tony: a couple of rats for his boa constrictor

2nd list coming soon, be patient y'all.

i like nr 8!! i want that too

=)

[quote:cca31b69bf="pål johnsen"]i like nr 8!! i want that too

=)[/quote:cca31b69bf]I'm sure she wouldn't mind both of you sick freaks at the same time. pål johnsen and ensanity both get Christina.

hell yeah!

Don´t you guys know who Santa is... It´s SAPP!... BEWARE!
[img:8936f72e73]http://www.man-magazine.com/images/pictures/2002/11/newsflash/santasapp.jpg[/img:8936f72e73]

haha

2nd list:

Allison: an iguana
Bzob & Kato: scat videos
Snoop Dogg: weed
HockeyFighter: a hockey stick
kaps: [b:472819389a]a glock[/b:472819389a]... you have the best gift, use it only on people who truly deserve to get capped.
prime cut: "The Godfather" series
HULK: Bob Sapp
Money: a new writer for his material

List 3 coming soon. I take requests, don't be shy y'all.

can i have britney?

[quote:ff2b888e80="HCT"]can i have britney?[/quote:ff2b888e80]Done!

I hope Sapp come in a cage in that case...

[quote:0ba41190dd="HULK"]I hope Sapp come in a cage in that case...[/quote:0ba41190dd]Will you settle for a box?

Sure why not, that would be great... ;-)

nooooooo...lol

damn it Kimura! lol, no scat, scat bad...bad scat bad...

now anal... thats what I am talking about..lol hahahaha jk

[quote:fb3817d116="Kato"]nooooooo...lol

damn it Kimura! lol, no scat, scat bad...bad scat bad...

now anal... thats what I am talking about..lol hahahaha jk[/quote:fb3817d116]Alright then, a revised list for Kato. Anal videos then.

HULK, don't eat Bob when you're done with him, he's only available for leasing.

[quote:e4df157da4="kimura"][quote:e4df157da4="Kato"]nooooooo...lol

damn it Kimura! lol, no scat, scat bad...bad scat bad...

now anal... thats what I am talking about..lol hahahaha jk[/quote:e4df157da4]Alright then, a revised list for Kato. Anal videos then.[/quote:e4df157da4]

*snif* you do care...thankssshhh ;)

no problem

Hmmm K... don´t know if I should ask this but how do you pay him... What... with your body... ;-)

[quote:e6d7e1f618="HULK"]Hmmm K... don´t know if I should ask this but how do you pay him[/quote:e6d7e1f618]Cash brother; Bob will do anything for green.

[quote:96ef48c01f="kimura"]2nd list:

Allison: an iguana
Bzob & Kato: scat videos
Snoop Dogg: weed
HockeyFighter: a hockey stick
kaps: [b:96ef48c01f]a glock[/b:96ef48c01f]... you have the best gift, use it only on people who truly deserve to get capped.
prime cut: "The Godfather" series
HULK: Bob Sapp
Money: a new writer for his material

List 3 coming soon. I take requests, don't be shy y'all.[/quote:96ef48c01f]

Thank you for your consideration, I know Kato would love to watch some skat ****, but as for me i have not intrest in that stuff, it is just more propaganda to help Kato attempt to turn strait people gay.

3rd list:

HCT: Britney Spears, but Christina is freakier. You sure you don't wanna join pål johnsen and ensanity in their gang bang?

Pac: scuba gear

LSG: a surfboard

Aaron: JFK'S greatest speeches on video

Squezze: rabbits

GhosT: a Packers jersey

mami: chupa pops

4th list coming soon. Just ask and I'll get it y'all.

[quote:bcff980052="Bzob"]
Thank you for your consideration, I know Kato would love to watch some skat ****, but as for me i have not intrest in that stuff, it is just more propaganda to help Kato attempt to turn strait people gay.[/quote:bcff980052]Kato said you love scat videos so that's what you're getting. Kato's getting a separate shipment of anal and that's that!

She is trying to throw off the scent, of course she loves scat, just read her posts. She is Scat supreme

Then I guess you 2 can trade.

hey kimura,

can i have tanner's jd instead?

I want Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek and Halle Berry for xmas Santa.
Thank you.

I hope you kept the receipt for my gift kimura. I've already got the box set. I'll take the the third season of the Sopranos instead.

[quote:457dfcfe94="Tony"]hey kimura,

can i have tanner's jd instead?[/quote:457dfcfe94]Hmmmmmmm. Did you ever get me what I've been asking for the past 2 months? [b:457dfcfe94]NO TONY! NO DAMMIT! NO![/b:457dfcfe94] I mean Tanner really likes his whiskey. I hope you understand.

List #4

Mr. Beelzebub: Austin Powers series on DVD, Sofia's taken bub

prime cut: Sopranos on DVD

Dark-Jedi: Star Wars set on DVD

Tuff Guy: NHB gloves

Matt Jensen: Prozac

child supreme: burritos

Creed: you get 2 things; a centipede and a french fry


List 5 coming soon

You know Bzob, its time you stopped this non-sense, I can not cover for you no more, just let it be know, and you will feel better getting the weight off your shoulders. You can do it, I have faith in you..say... tell them you love Scat ****...its ok, they will not judge you.

Thanks for thinking of me. I was in a sex shop the other day, and saw a mini **** ring, that stretches, it made me think of you.

It could be your "stocking stuffer" if you catch my drift.

[quote:46c28a2167="Waylander"]Thanks for thinking of me. I was in a sex shop the other day, and saw a mini **** ring, that stretches, it made me think of you.

It could be your "stocking stuffer" if you catch my drift.[/quote:46c28a2167]But why a mini ring Waylander?

Let's get rid of Tony's weak ass Christmas list.

[quote:8cf83f3b58]Aaron: JFK'S greatest speeches on video [/quote:8cf83f3b58]

this is greatly appreciated, its gonna work well with Greatest court battles: Rob Kennedy vs. The Chicago Mafia I got from my Mom last christmas.

your very welcome Aaron.

Thanks for thinking of me Kimura. White bunnies are the best!

[quote:22570b0a6c="majin bux"]Thanks for thinking of me Kimura. White bunnies are the best![/quote:22570b0a6c]Isn't it so much better than a rock?

Ensanity, pal wants some of your gift. You mind sharing with him?

[quote:69f733bc8b="kimura"]Ensanity, pal wants some of your gift. You mind sharing with him?[/quote:69f733bc8b]He can have it, if I can get Claudette Ortiz instead...If i cant get her, then their will be no sharing.

[quote:df2b7f6de9="ensanity"][quote:df2b7f6de9="kimura"]Ensanity, pal wants some of your gift. You mind sharing with him?[/quote:df2b7f6de9]He can have it, if I can get Claudette Ortiz instead...If i cant get her, then their will be no sharing.[/quote:df2b7f6de9]Done!

[quote="kimura"][quote:a547d53e2b]Done![/quote:a547d53e2b]KICK ASS! I wonder do she cum/come in a thong or a french maid outfit?

List #5

ensanity/kimura: Claudette Ortiz and the rest of City High(we can't waste the K Y)

Kain: a Katana (the sword, not the bike)

TheBull: the nuts from a castrated bull

Bella: cliffs notes for your anti death penalty project

Tony: Tanner's bottle of Jack Daniels

Napol: Al Bundy's greatest hits

pål johnsen: Christina Aguilera all to yourself






List #6 coming soon

i want some ****

Don't worry g, you'll be on list 99.

LIST #6

NHW: a hamster

gman: a book of poems

Parazit: Money's phone#

Paddan: Yoda's book of phrases

Wushu: kung fu slippers

HCT: a huge bong/Britney's taken

krikit: a cricket



LIST #7 coming soon

[quote:26b5b70c99="kimura"][quote:26b5b70c99="majin bux"]Thanks for thinking of me Kimura. White bunnies are the best![/quote:26b5b70c99]Isn't it so much better than a rock?[/quote:26b5b70c99]
I'm not sure.... rocks are pretty cool....

Why the hell did Tony bite my thread?

I can't answer that question....... I'm still wondering why I'm majin bux.

could I get Money's adress instead??? oohh I would love to knock on his door and bash his head in as he opens...then I would send a guy calle Sergej to sodomize his ass...

[quote:53e466c488="ParazIT"]could I get Money's adress instead??? oohh I would love to knock on his door and bash his head in as he opens...then I would send a guy calle Sergej to sodomize his ass...[/quote:53e466c488]Address it is ingrate.

LIST #7

Luke: Canada>America atlas

piedra: Spanish, French, English thesaurus

Submission Master: 2pac's bandana

Crash Zero: bermuda shorts

seldomTap: a when to tap out manual

The Ronin: a better camera

shaolinprincess: a how to create an avatar manual

kcfman: a bucket of KFC

Smokey: skin

Dirk Diggler: Mark Wahlberg's autograph


LIST # 8 coming soon

[quote:928569b1f5]Bella: cliffs notes for your anti death penalty project[/quote:928569b1f5]

Thanks buddy. I'm gonna get you a big 'ol can of STFU.

[quote:6f3dbeddc3="Bella"][quote:6f3dbeddc3]Bella: cliffs notes for your anti death penalty project[/quote:6f3dbeddc3]

Thanks buddy. I'm gonna get you a big 'ol can of STFU.[/quote:6f3dbeddc3]You little ingrate! Now see if I get you those cliffs notes.

My 8th and final list

Blake: Xenadrine

ShootoKing: RTR's address and phone number so you could jump him

warsmer: that little Japanese girl

Vene: an airbrush to take that arm off your avatar

no_gi: a chimp

Toy Knight: a Dungeons & Dragons board game

academiachutebox: a splint for your broken finger


If I left anybody off my lists, it's because you either don't post enough or I just don't like you. As a matter of fact, I don't even like too many of the people on my lists so for everyone who has a gift listed, be grateful and don't complain. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Indeed brotha!

Kain: going to punch you in the face when he sees you

[quote:a29f9ea63e="kimura"]2nd list:

Allison: an iguana
Bzob & Kato: scat videos
Snoop Dogg: weed
HockeyFighter: a hockey stick
kaps: [b:a29f9ea63e]a glock[/b:a29f9ea63e]... you have the best gift, use it only on people who truly deserve to get capped.
prime cut: "The Godfather" series
HULK: Bob Sapp
Money: a new writer for his material

List 3 coming soon. I take requests, don't be shy y'all.[/quote:a29f9ea63e]

The D O Double Gizzle is always down to blaze some chronic.

[quote:56f29fbb21="Kain"]Kain: going to punch you in the face when he sees you[/quote:56f29fbb21]kimura: waiting for kain with his Smith & Wesson 9 millimeter

[quote:19190fb8ee="kimura"][quote:19190fb8ee="Kain"]Kain: going to punch you in the face when he sees you[/quote:19190fb8ee]kimura: waiting for kain with his Smith & Wesson 9 millimeter[/quote:19190fb8ee]

That scared eh?

Wow, I got a hockey stick. Guess I will throw it on the pile.

Let me quote AC/DC here

I want a mistress, for Christmas.....I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed.

I want Kristen Kruek for Christmas.

who want's Kuk for christmas? Money?

[quote:7e73ec98e9="Squezze"]Let me quote AC/DC here

I want a mistress, for Christmas.....I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed.[/quote:7e73ec98e9]

AC/DC=GOD

[quote:e03ffc6f64="pål johnsen"][quote:e03ffc6f64="Squezze"]Let me quote AC/DC here

I want a mistress, for Christmas.....I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed.[/quote:e03ffc6f64]

AC/DC=GOD[/quote:e03ffc6f64]Blaspheme pål! You're going straight to hell!