View Full Version : Hi. My name is Milk.
I'll do your body good.
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Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
I've seriously been told these before.
Tammy 11-18-2002, 03:49 PM I've gotten... may I stick my burrito in your taco?
lol... that is pretty bad...lol
Bzob said " are those space pants you are wearing? because your ass is out of this world" lol, he got it from his dad lol
No lie on this one;
I think I could fall madly in bed with you
I'm not lying at all
ensanity 11-18-2002, 03:54 PM Baby, you look so sweet I bet you **** sugar
ParazIT 11-18-2002, 04:12 PM I've lost my number, can I get yours?
Im new in town, could you show me the way to your place?
come over here girls and sit in my lap, let's talk about the first thing that pops up.
they all suck and I've never used any of them...
LukeDothSucketh 11-18-2002, 04:22 PM You'd have to have guts ot use them.
Aaron Bizarre 11-18-2002, 04:30 PM is your dad a juice maker cause your Veryfine.
DOGGx0 11-18-2002, 04:45 PM might as well say "I am so pathetic, I can't seem to get laid by a decent girl"
ParazIT 11-18-2002, 05:25 PM that might work...
Piedra 11-18-2002, 05:27 PM whats the meaning of milk mother I d like to kcuf?
Fallout 11-18-2002, 10:13 PM Do you belive in love at first site? or should I walk by again?
ParazIT 11-19-2002, 03:27 AM If I said that you have a hot body would you hold it against me?
seldomTap 11-19-2002, 03:57 AM Me: Hi, wanna ****?
Girl: **** no!
Me: OK, mind lying down while I have one?
[quote:e2aec329de="seldomTap"]Me: Hi, wanna ****?
Girl: **** no!
Me: OK, mind lying down while I have one?[/quote:e2aec329de]
lol...
pål johnsen 11-19-2002, 04:44 AM i just snap my fingers, and girls come running!
Just to ask who your friend ParazIT is ;-)
pål johnsen 11-19-2002, 04:53 AM all u guys on here dont know it! but im the nr 1 gentleman on this forum!
i have the ultimate power over the oppesite sex! all i need to do is to stay in a range of 5 meters and they can feel my energi!
i have so much power i would make mami all red, allison would hide,asian girl would just pass out, lsg would start kissing me, kato would leave her man, so would bella! chelsea would rape me.
hahaha.. what the **** am i saying! im just a boring dork.
And I thougt I was the only one with that kind of energy...
[quote:7822064064="mami"]who's tat kato?[/quote:7822064064]
Its mine love, my neck ;)
box_banger 11-19-2002, 09:18 AM does the term mercy **** hold any meaning to you?
[quote:df2b512339="Kato"][quote:df2b512339="mami"]who's tat kato?[/quote:df2b512339]
Its mine love, my neck ;)[/quote:df2b512339]
My Lord Kato, Dave would be getting jealous in the ways I am thinking about... oh wait.. hi honey :)
:P
[quote:8ea5facf36="mami"][quote:8ea5facf36="Kato"][quote:8ea5facf36="mami"]who's tat kato?[/quote:8ea5facf36]
Its mine love, my neck ;)[/quote:8ea5facf36]
My Lord Kato, Dave would be getting jealous in the ways I am thinking about... oh wait.. hi honey :)
:P[/quote:8ea5facf36]
grrrr tiger....
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lol, Kato, I continue to talk sex at you on this board and Bzob is going to barr me from entering your house once Dave and I get to Michigan. lol :D
He just gets upset because we dont include him... he wants to watch lol
Napol 11-19-2002, 03:05 PM this **** is just too funny lol
tony used to use one that made me laugh everytime he said it
"I'm ****, wanna Chris?" lol u can only use that one when ur drunk.
"That dress would look awsome on the floor next to my bed"
"U have an onion ass, just makes me wanna cry"
Bella 11-19-2002, 06:51 PM I've been told I have an onion booty.
Napol 11-19-2002, 07:29 PM really bella? u have a pic? i will be honest with u about it!
Bella 11-19-2002, 07:35 PM I have plenty of pics.
Napol 11-19-2002, 07:37 PM alright.... send them over to my email
Bella 11-19-2002, 07:39 PM What's in it for me?
Napol 11-19-2002, 07:41 PM hi me on an im and ill give it to u..... i have aol.msn, and yahoo as u can see :-)
ParazIT 11-19-2002, 07:41 PM [quote:fd07011bae="HULK"]Just to ask who your friend ParazIT is ;-)[/quote:fd07011bae]
[size=24:fd07011bae]BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAH ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!![/size:fd07011bae]
Bella 11-19-2002, 07:42 PM NEVER!
ParazIT 11-19-2002, 07:44 PM "ok I have some time right now, wanna ****?"
Napol 11-19-2002, 07:45 PM well... lots ;-)
I'll do your body good lol, good joke.
Dempsey 1919 01-28-2006, 12:20 AM ya'll are sad.
blockhead 01-28-2006, 12:36 AM nice shoes. wanna ****!! best line ever
Manfredo Jr 01-28-2006, 04:20 AM I'll do your body good.
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Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
I've seriously been told these before.
n00b :p :p
JDizzle79 01-28-2006, 04:23 AM nice shoes. wanna ****!! best line ever
nah the best line is...'wanna come back to my place, order a pizza and ****?!'...thats classic
triggerhapppy 08-03-2011, 12:34 PM Hi my name is trigger happpy and I'm a snitch.
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