View Full Version : Hi. My name is Milk.


11-18-2002, 03:48 PM
I'll do your body good.
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Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.


I've seriously been told these before.

Tammy
11-18-2002, 03:49 PM
I've gotten... may I stick my burrito in your taco?

Kato
11-18-2002, 03:50 PM
lol... that is pretty bad...lol

Bzob said " are those space pants you are wearing? because your ass is out of this world" lol, he got it from his dad lol

11-18-2002, 03:51 PM
No lie on this one;

I think I could fall madly in bed with you

I'm not lying at all

11-18-2002, 03:52 PM
who's tat kato?

ensanity
11-18-2002, 03:54 PM
Baby, you look so sweet I bet you **** sugar

ParazIT
11-18-2002, 04:12 PM
I've lost my number, can I get yours?

Im new in town, could you show me the way to your place?

come over here girls and sit in my lap, let's talk about the first thing that pops up.

they all suck and I've never used any of them...

LukeDothSucketh
11-18-2002, 04:22 PM
You'd have to have guts ot use them.

Aaron Bizarre
11-18-2002, 04:30 PM
is your dad a juice maker cause your Veryfine.

DOGGx0
11-18-2002, 04:45 PM
might as well say "I am so pathetic, I can't seem to get laid by a decent girl"

ParazIT
11-18-2002, 05:25 PM
that might work...

Piedra
11-18-2002, 05:27 PM
whats the meaning of milk mother I d like to kcuf?

Fallout
11-18-2002, 10:13 PM
Do you belive in love at first site? or should I walk by again?

ParazIT
11-19-2002, 03:27 AM
If I said that you have a hot body would you hold it against me?

seldomTap
11-19-2002, 03:57 AM
Me: Hi, wanna ****?

Girl: **** no!

Me: OK, mind lying down while I have one?

HULK
11-19-2002, 03:59 AM
[quote:e2aec329de="seldomTap"]Me: Hi, wanna ****?

Girl: **** no!

Me: OK, mind lying down while I have one?[/quote:e2aec329de]

lol...

pål johnsen
11-19-2002, 04:44 AM
i just snap my fingers, and girls come running!

HULK
11-19-2002, 04:46 AM
Just to ask who your friend ParazIT is ;-)

pål johnsen
11-19-2002, 04:53 AM
all u guys on here dont know it! but im the nr 1 gentleman on this forum!

i have the ultimate power over the oppesite sex! all i need to do is to stay in a range of 5 meters and they can feel my energi!

i have so much power i would make mami all red, allison would hide,asian girl would just pass out, lsg would start kissing me, kato would leave her man, so would bella! chelsea would rape me.

hahaha.. what the **** am i saying! im just a boring dork.

HULK
11-19-2002, 04:58 AM
And I thougt I was the only one with that kind of energy...

Kato
11-19-2002, 07:45 AM
[quote:7822064064="mami"]who's tat kato?[/quote:7822064064]

Its mine love, my neck ;)

box_banger
11-19-2002, 09:18 AM
does the term mercy **** hold any meaning to you?

11-19-2002, 12:08 PM
[quote:df2b512339="Kato"][quote:df2b512339="mami"]who's tat kato?[/quote:df2b512339]

Its mine love, my neck ;)[/quote:df2b512339]


My Lord Kato, Dave would be getting jealous in the ways I am thinking about... oh wait.. hi honey :)

:P

Kato
11-19-2002, 01:19 PM
[quote:8ea5facf36="mami"][quote:8ea5facf36="Kato"][quote:8ea5facf36="mami"]who's tat kato?[/quote:8ea5facf36]

Its mine love, my neck ;)[/quote:8ea5facf36]


My Lord Kato, Dave would be getting jealous in the ways I am thinking about... oh wait.. hi honey :)

:P[/quote:8ea5facf36]

grrrr tiger....

Bzob
11-19-2002, 01:33 PM
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

11-19-2002, 02:23 PM
[quote:eb140afab0="Bzob"]:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:[/quote:eb140afab0]

lol, Kato, I continue to talk sex at you on this board and Bzob is going to barr me from entering your house once Dave and I get to Michigan. lol :D

Kato
11-19-2002, 02:36 PM
He just gets upset because we dont include him... he wants to watch lol

Napol
11-19-2002, 03:05 PM
this **** is just too funny lol

tony used to use one that made me laugh everytime he said it


"I'm ****, wanna Chris?" lol u can only use that one when ur drunk.

"That dress would look awsome on the floor next to my bed"

"U have an onion ass, just makes me wanna cry"

Bella
11-19-2002, 06:51 PM
I've been told I have an onion booty.

Napol
11-19-2002, 07:29 PM
really bella? u have a pic? i will be honest with u about it!

Bella
11-19-2002, 07:35 PM
I have plenty of pics.

Napol
11-19-2002, 07:37 PM
alright.... send them over to my email

Bella
11-19-2002, 07:39 PM
What's in it for me?

Napol
11-19-2002, 07:41 PM
hi me on an im and ill give it to u..... i have aol.msn, and yahoo as u can see :-)

ParazIT
11-19-2002, 07:41 PM
[quote:fd07011bae="HULK"]Just to ask who your friend ParazIT is ;-)[/quote:fd07011bae]

[size=24:fd07011bae]BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAH ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!![/size:fd07011bae]

Bella
11-19-2002, 07:42 PM
NEVER!

ParazIT
11-19-2002, 07:44 PM
"ok I have some time right now, wanna ****?"

Napol
11-19-2002, 07:45 PM
well... lots ;-)

???
01-28-2006, 12:07 AM
I'll do your body good lol, good joke.

Dempsey 1919
01-28-2006, 12:20 AM
ya'll are sad.

blockhead
01-28-2006, 12:36 AM
nice shoes. wanna ****!! best line ever

Manfredo Jr
01-28-2006, 04:20 AM
I'll do your body good.
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Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.


I've seriously been told these before.
n00b :p :p

JDizzle79
01-28-2006, 04:23 AM
nice shoes. wanna ****!! best line ever
nah the best line is...'wanna come back to my place, order a pizza and ****?!'...thats classic

triggerhapppy
08-03-2011, 12:34 PM
Hi my name is trigger happpy and I'm a snitch.